i don't want to go back to my old job thanks

Father, I have a question to ask..."

"Go ahead."

"...I drank a jug of water before leaving this morning."

A jug of water?

Zhou Shiyu raised his eyebrows.

"Then I felt like going to the toilet at noon, but we were already on the train by then."

On the train...toilet...Thinking of what happened later, Zhou Shiyu felt that he had already figured out what happened to his little apprentice. It must have been very difficult for him to survive until now, but...if you want to release water, you can release water. , why do you still have to find him?

Could it be that the little apprentice wanted him to help him up?

Probably not, his little apprentice rarely asks him for help, and besides... Although Zhou Shiyu doesn't want to admit it, if something like this really happens, the chances of Yun Mu asking Yun Zhou for help are far greater than asking him for help. my own.

so……?

Then Zhou Shiyu heard the cloud curtain inside continue to say: "So up to now, I have endured for more than eight hours, but now because of a physiological reaction, I can't open the gate at all, Master, may I ask you if you encounter such a situation?" What should I do?"

Zhou Shiyu: "..."

Zhou Shiyu: "???"

This, this, to be honest, he doesn't know, he hasn't wronged himself so much before, so...

Zhou Shiyu swallowed, and said, "Why don't you try hard to see if you can open the gate? Master can't help you if you ask me that. I can't open the gate for you to release the water, can I?"

That's true, thinking about it this way, being a human being is really troublesome, probably... this is the ordeal that a human being needs to go through, right?When Yun Mu was thinking about it, he heard Zhou Shiyu who was leaning against the wall outside the toilet continue to say: "Actually, there is another way...you can try to masturbate first."

He lowered his voice and seemed to laugh: "This master can go in and help you."

"...Why do you want to pull it out first?"

"Well... this has something to do with the male physiological structure. Xiaoyun, you can find relevant information yourself. Master is not a professional in this area. He may not know as much as you. I can only tell you that men can only focus on it at this time. One thing, in short, choose one of the two."

This time Zhou Shiyu's chuckle was even more pronounced. He was leaning against the wall next to the toilet with a faint smile on his lips. Although he was speaking frivolously, there was a little anxiety in his eyes. Facing his little apprentice who was at a loss in the toilet, he said, "How about it, do you want Master to help?"

This... is probably a little bit of taking advantage of others.

Zhou Shiyu is not a beast, but when he has the opportunity, he will still do it when he should, not to mention that now he has more in his heart, and he still wants to help the little apprentice more.

As a man, he also has the time to stand up to the sky every morning. If he drank too much water the night before, he would occasionally encounter the dilemma of a little apprentice. Quite a lot, if he couldn't restrain himself, the master would have punished him so much that he couldn't find his way.

It's just that his little apprentice obviously can't do this at this stage, so... it's not impossible to help, right?

The toilet was quiet, and Zhou Shiyu didn't know what Yun Mu would choose, whether this simple little apprentice would really open the door and ask him to help, or...

If he is really asked to help, will he not be able to resist taking advantage of it?Although he didn't think that he would react to the body of the same sex before, but... it can be considered as a psychological preparation for himself, so as to prevent problems before they happen.

At least...you must not lose face as a master in front of your little apprentice.

When Zhou Shiyu was struggling in his heart, he heard the sound of water rushing in the toilet. It was the sound of the little apprentice pressing the toilet button to start flushing.

Well, it seems that his help is not needed.

Although there were some secret regrets in his heart, Zhou Shiyu was still relieved. Among other things, the feeling of being held back by two forces was really uncomfortable. He reached out and knocked on the toilet door, and said to the people inside: " But don’t hold back like this next time, you know? There’s no reward for catching ghosts this time, so you don’t need to work so hard. If you feel uncomfortable, just tell Master, and Master will give you a holiday. Tsk, even if you are really paid, you don’t have to do that. , Do you know that your body is important? Holding it in for a long time is not good for your health..."

The toilet door made a crisp sound, interrupting Zhou Shiyu's eloquence that was about to be expressed on the spur of the moment. Yun Mu walked out from inside and nodded to the master next to him: "I see, master, next time I will Pay attention."

"Well," Zhou Shiyu nodded, and returned to his bed with his hands behind his back, as if nothing had happened, as if he hadn't said the previous proposal at all, and threw himself into the soft white bed as if he was in his own home. On the bed, he stretched out his hand tremblingly like a dying person, and instead of facing the cloud, he just closed his eyes and said: "Then hurry up and rest, this order may be more troublesome than last time. "Oh, real estate developers..."

And Yun Mu didn't ask again. After he came out of the toilet, he saw the jade stone placed by Zhou Shiyu on the bedside table between the two beds. After thinking about it, he asked Zhou Shiyu, "Master, what should I do with this piece of jade?" ?”

Zhou Shiyu thought for a long time, but he still didn't take out the cigarette in his trouser pocket to light it. He took out the cigarette case and threw it on the bedside table. He turned his head to look at the little apprentice who was holding the jade, and suddenly squinted and smiled: "Xiao Yun, what do you think?"

Yun Mu thought for a while, this jade is just like the top-quality spirit stone in online cultivation novels, exuding spirit energy all the time, it is conceivable that even if it is completely ground into powder, its powder will still be harmful to demons and ghosts. They are very useful treasures.It's a pity that such a treasure is useless to human cultivation, otherwise it would not only solve the problem of jade being difficult to destroy, but also improve oneself.

It's just a pity...

"Master, do you think you can send it to Leader Li?"

Zhou Shiyu didn't immediately reject Yun Mu's suggestion, but said, "Leader Li is probably not at peace right now, maybe this thing won't reach the leader's hands."

Also.

Although Yunmu doesn't know what happened, but now there is always a feeling that the mountains and rains are about to come, and the underworld, Xuanmen, and whoever made the jade are hidden in the dark Everyone seems to have some secrets to hide. What Master said is right, it is indeed inappropriate to hand this thing over to the Taoist sect according to the current situation.

"Then why not...hand it over to the underworld ghost officials and let them deal with it?"

"Huh?" Zhou Shiyu thought for a while and nodded. "also."

Although the matter is a little small, but with this jade, the ghost official should not blame him. Besides, this matter may have something to do with Emperor Fengdu of the Underworld who asked him to send a message to the leader of Xuanmen. If there are only two or three kittens, don't ask the people in the pavilion?

48. Chapter 48

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, you have to think about these things after getting off the train, Xiaoyun, you don't feel tired... Take a good rest, we are going to see the real estate developer next, You are such a simple child, don't be deceived." Seeing that Yunmu was about to move, it seemed that he wanted to ask God to come up and hand over the jade immediately, Zhou Shiyu interrupted quickly.

He didn't think it was a big deal when he thought about it himself, but when he put it on the little apprentice, seeing him thinking so hard, he felt a little worried.

In his opinion, no matter how old Yun Mu is in the physical sense, his real age should be the one he recovered, and only after he wakes up can he be considered to be born and experience the world.As for the robots that Yunmu mentioned...the things that have not been reincarnated, can that count?

Of course not.

So Zhou Shiyu sat up from the bed again, got up and walked to the side of Yunmu, pressed his shoulders and pushed him to sit on the bed that belonged to him, lowered his head seriously and said to the little apprentice: "Okay, then Don't think about those things when you get down, and have a good rest. The jade will not be so easy to lose with me, so don't rush to let go... that's all, go to sleep. "

Arbitrary Zhou Shiyu.

But Yun Mu didn't intend to disobey.

It is indeed not too late now, and the master also said that he has to deal with that order tomorrow... So he should listen to the master and go to bed early.

But before that...

Yun Mu struggled a bit, trying to break free from Zhou Shiyu's shackles and get up from the bed. Given the two of them's current postures, this goal was a bit difficult to achieve.And Zhou Shiyu raised his eyebrows at the rare rebellious behavior of the apprentice, and a slightly malicious smile appeared on his lips again: "Hey, don't you plan to listen to Master's words and go to bed obediently?"

"Do not……"

"With so much energy, why not spend your energy with Master?"

"not me……"

"Speaking of which, your time in the toilet just now was a bit short. Have you never done that before? Inexperienced, right? It doesn't matter if Master taught you... Eh?"

When Yun Mu came back to his senses, Zhou Shiyu was already on the ground at the foot of the bed, and he didn't even realize that he gave Master to...

Zhou Shiyu, who suddenly spun and fell to the ground, although his face was a little uncomfortable, but in the end it was he himself who wanted to play with the little apprentice, and he played too much, no wonder the little apprentice, so he saw the little apprentice's face full of uneasiness Feeling ashamed, Zhou Shiyu stood up instead, rubbing his lower back and said with a smile: "It's okay, isn't it just that one... As expected of me, Zhou Shiyu.