What is it, but if you get back your soul, this little fool will become smarter to some extent, right?
Hmm... Although apprentices who don't know anything have to be taught again, but considering that they will be masters and apprentices for five years... let's try to teach him to be able to protect himself first.
After a little understanding of the background of the body he is currently using, 7900, which is the current Yunmu, nodded. Although there was no expression on his face, the ignorance and confusion in his eyes easily revealed his true emotions. Betrayed to Zhou Shiyu, he asked in a voice that seemed to have no emotions, but was still so pleasant that people couldn't help but want to rub his ears: "I see... But Master, what kind of creature was that just now?"
"Zombie." Zhou Shiyu flicked the little remaining cigarette butt into the trash can on the side of the road, turned his head and said, "Okay, I know that even if you saw it before, it doesn't count now. Master will explain to you... um , in short, you just need to remember that zombies are harmful things.”
Yun Mu looked at Zhou Shiyu silently.
But Zhou Shiyu didn't look at him, he just lit another cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, "Zombie... After death, the corpse is exposed to a place with too much yin energy for too long, and it is infected by yin energy. Let's add some more material." It can turn a dead body into a zombie. After becoming a zombie, it will instinctively drive it to seize the spiritual power of living beings. This spiritual power... There is a lot of spiritual power in the blood of mortals without mana, and it is also contained in the blood of Taoist monks with mana. There are many, so zombies suck blood. Do you understand? Zombies are infinitely strong, invulnerable, and invulnerable, but because of this, their bodies are stiff, and they can't walk properly, so they can only use jumping... Yes, the one just now If we hadn't tied it up with ink fountain thread, you would have seen the zombies bouncing around."
Yun Mu nodded, and then made a brief conclusion—zombies are probably a kind of existence that is as harmful to humans as the Zerg.
need to be eliminated.
I think his master said a lot of miscellaneous things, but after a brief summary, there was only one sentence left, which was all useless.
Fortunately, Zhou Shiyu doesn't know what Yun Mu's little head is thinking now, or he will die of anger sooner or later.
3. Chapter 3
Yun Mu felt that he had figured out these things, but there were still many things he didn't understand.
For example, what is the soul?What is spiritual power?There are also zombies, ghosts...these things sound like things that come out after people die. For the first time, he knows that human beings can turn into these things that are harmful to themselves...it's amazing, but it's also quite incomprehensible .
But Zhou Shiyu couldn't explain these things to him in a short time by turning into a chatterbox.His master waved his hand and said: Let's go back and talk about it!
Then he led the young apprentice who was full of soul and who didn't look much better than the little fool in the past to the house of this customer.
Bill, please.
Zhou Shiyu was a Taoist priest who did everything to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits. Naturally, this was what he relied on for his livelihood.However, if you are on the mountain, it would be too hard to go down the mountain to solicit business, so the Taoist priest set up a website to learn how Jiang Taigong fished, and those who wished to take the bait.Thanks to his reputation in Taoism, there are also many orders on his website, but he made a statement early in the morning, accepting orders depends on his mood, if life is at stake or the situation is urgent, he should seek help from other celestial masters and eminent monks. Well, if it takes too long to come to him...that's a common thing.
And this time the zombie exorcism was a coincidence. It stands to reason that such an order is considered urgent. Even if there are people who come to him, most of them will only be hung on his order list for a day. After all, people will hang up after hanging up for a long time. , of course no one would be that stupid.
So Zhou Shiyu was surprised when he found out that the order he just took was to exorcise zombies.
But after all, it was a lucrative business, so he set off with his apprentice who he didn't want to leave alone. Afterwards, the order was settled smoothly, and there was an added surprise...
The little apprentice who regained his sanity seemed to be very aloof, and with his face that looked even better than a celebrity now, the extra points were simply a report.
In short, after the lazy master and the apprentice who looked young but very reliable had finished negotiating with the person who placed the order and settled the bill, Yun Mu was taken to a hotel by his master and asked for a meal. There was a room with two single beds, and then his master slumped limply on the small sofa in the hotel, looked at him and said, "Now your soul has returned to its place, and your mind has opened...how much of the past do you remember?"
Yun Mu frowned, and searched his database seriously.
He found that the human body is really no better than the robot, or even the body of an inflatable doll, and the retrieval speed is too slow.But he already knew the answer, just like what Master said earlier, it's normal to wake up and not know anything.
So Yun Mu simply shook his head, expressing that he didn't remember anything.
but……
"I think I'm not your apprentice."
It was said that Zhou Shiyu's eyebrows were almost raised to the sky, why?Now that the disciple's soul has been found, don't you plan to have him as a master?
Fortunately, he has raised this little fool for a year!
But he didn't immediately show an angry expression, but looked at Yunmu with a half-smile, raised it and said, "Tell me, why aren't you my apprentice?"
The battle robot didn't mean to hide from humans at all, and simply stated its origins, and then concluded: "I am a battle robot, and I have also made an inflatable doll, but I have not established contact with you after I entered this body .”
"So you are not the owner of 7900 now, or in other words, a collaborator. But if possible, I hope to treat you as my master. After all, both robots and inflatable dolls need masters."
Zhou Shiyu didn't notice his last words, he was yawning only halfway, he was still in the stage of opening his mouth wide to inhale, so the current state seems to be too surprised by what his little apprentice said, causing his mouth to yawn. I can't even get it together... But his attention is now stuck on the last sentence Yun Mu said, um, no matter whether this was imagined by the little apprentice or true, that soul traveled around in other places and finally Let's go back to this place, anyway, he is very curious about one thing.
"Inflatable doll, right?" Zhou Shiyu straightened up suddenly and approached Yunmu, his face more handsome than most people showed a wretched smile like watching a show, just like being watched by a little apprentice condescendingly. Looking up with a handsome face, he said meanly: "You said you made a blow-up doll before, so, have you been sold?"
Yun Mu kept a dazed face and shook his head.
"Liar!" With a wave of his hand, Zhou Shiyu threw himself down on the small sofa in the hotel room again, and said with disbelief on his face, "I just heard you said that you are here because of saving people." The one that fell, isn’t that person your master?”
Yun Mu still shook his head and said, "When I was still in the factory, I was singled out and discarded because of my appearance. The girl picked me up and didn't pay for it, so it can't be regarded as being sold."
Then he saw Zhou Shiyu gasped: "Woman?!"
Yes, that girl is of course a woman, what's wrong?
Yun Mu's reaction to Zhou Shiyu was beyond comprehension. After all, the girl just picked him up and played with him. Although some of the internal codes that were absorbed and extracted in the factory seemed to be the internal codes made after the inflatable doll became refined, But after all, there was never a time when it was really necessary to enforce the regulations, so he couldn't think of anything else for a while, and only expressed his doubts quite purely: "Huh?"
"Is she really a girl? You... You didn't travel in a world that was bigger than you when a girl pulled it out, right?"
There is no one with this brain hole.
Yun Mu frowned when he heard the unknown words again, feeling that he couldn't wait any longer, so he said to Zhou Shiyu, "I think I need to update my database, please wait a moment, master."
With that said, he walked towards the computer in the room.
After all, he is a person who receives orders by computer, and of course the order will be sold out, so Zhou Shiyu specially asked for a room with a computer, which is just convenient for the cloud screen to move.
Of course, Zhou Shiyu would not stop him. He shrugged and made a gesture of letting go, and then watched his little apprentice walk to the computer in the room, bent down and turned it on first, and then the slender Just like that... the finger is plugged into the USB port of the computer.
...Hmm... Is this little fool thinking of himself as a computer or as a USB flash drive?Is it really useful to transfer data like this?Really not donkey him?
Zhou Shiyu, who wanted to see the little apprentice's updated database before, felt that he was probably more like a little fool than the previous little apprentice.
Of course, Yunmu didn't know what Zhou Shiyu was thinking. He just connected to the computer in this room, and connected to the Internet through it, and then... started the frantic task of updating and storing.Anyway, his memory is bigger than the database with the largest capacity today, so there is no need to worry about not being able to load all of them... But what is strange is that the ones the master told him are different from the ones he found on the Internet, and there are more Some labels such as "movie" and "novel", even without logical calculations, he can use this human brain to immediately analyze that they are all fake... So, what is going on?
"Master, why did what you just said
Hmm... Although apprentices who don't know anything have to be taught again, but considering that they will be masters and apprentices for five years... let's try to teach him to be able to protect himself first.
After a little understanding of the background of the body he is currently using, 7900, which is the current Yunmu, nodded. Although there was no expression on his face, the ignorance and confusion in his eyes easily revealed his true emotions. Betrayed to Zhou Shiyu, he asked in a voice that seemed to have no emotions, but was still so pleasant that people couldn't help but want to rub his ears: "I see... But Master, what kind of creature was that just now?"
"Zombie." Zhou Shiyu flicked the little remaining cigarette butt into the trash can on the side of the road, turned his head and said, "Okay, I know that even if you saw it before, it doesn't count now. Master will explain to you... um , in short, you just need to remember that zombies are harmful things.”
Yun Mu looked at Zhou Shiyu silently.
But Zhou Shiyu didn't look at him, he just lit another cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, "Zombie... After death, the corpse is exposed to a place with too much yin energy for too long, and it is infected by yin energy. Let's add some more material." It can turn a dead body into a zombie. After becoming a zombie, it will instinctively drive it to seize the spiritual power of living beings. This spiritual power... There is a lot of spiritual power in the blood of mortals without mana, and it is also contained in the blood of Taoist monks with mana. There are many, so zombies suck blood. Do you understand? Zombies are infinitely strong, invulnerable, and invulnerable, but because of this, their bodies are stiff, and they can't walk properly, so they can only use jumping... Yes, the one just now If we hadn't tied it up with ink fountain thread, you would have seen the zombies bouncing around."
Yun Mu nodded, and then made a brief conclusion—zombies are probably a kind of existence that is as harmful to humans as the Zerg.
need to be eliminated.
I think his master said a lot of miscellaneous things, but after a brief summary, there was only one sentence left, which was all useless.
Fortunately, Zhou Shiyu doesn't know what Yun Mu's little head is thinking now, or he will die of anger sooner or later.
3. Chapter 3
Yun Mu felt that he had figured out these things, but there were still many things he didn't understand.
For example, what is the soul?What is spiritual power?There are also zombies, ghosts...these things sound like things that come out after people die. For the first time, he knows that human beings can turn into these things that are harmful to themselves...it's amazing, but it's also quite incomprehensible .
But Zhou Shiyu couldn't explain these things to him in a short time by turning into a chatterbox.His master waved his hand and said: Let's go back and talk about it!
Then he led the young apprentice who was full of soul and who didn't look much better than the little fool in the past to the house of this customer.
Bill, please.
Zhou Shiyu was a Taoist priest who did everything to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits. Naturally, this was what he relied on for his livelihood.However, if you are on the mountain, it would be too hard to go down the mountain to solicit business, so the Taoist priest set up a website to learn how Jiang Taigong fished, and those who wished to take the bait.Thanks to his reputation in Taoism, there are also many orders on his website, but he made a statement early in the morning, accepting orders depends on his mood, if life is at stake or the situation is urgent, he should seek help from other celestial masters and eminent monks. Well, if it takes too long to come to him...that's a common thing.
And this time the zombie exorcism was a coincidence. It stands to reason that such an order is considered urgent. Even if there are people who come to him, most of them will only be hung on his order list for a day. After all, people will hang up after hanging up for a long time. , of course no one would be that stupid.
So Zhou Shiyu was surprised when he found out that the order he just took was to exorcise zombies.
But after all, it was a lucrative business, so he set off with his apprentice who he didn't want to leave alone. Afterwards, the order was settled smoothly, and there was an added surprise...
The little apprentice who regained his sanity seemed to be very aloof, and with his face that looked even better than a celebrity now, the extra points were simply a report.
In short, after the lazy master and the apprentice who looked young but very reliable had finished negotiating with the person who placed the order and settled the bill, Yun Mu was taken to a hotel by his master and asked for a meal. There was a room with two single beds, and then his master slumped limply on the small sofa in the hotel, looked at him and said, "Now your soul has returned to its place, and your mind has opened...how much of the past do you remember?"
Yun Mu frowned, and searched his database seriously.
He found that the human body is really no better than the robot, or even the body of an inflatable doll, and the retrieval speed is too slow.But he already knew the answer, just like what Master said earlier, it's normal to wake up and not know anything.
So Yun Mu simply shook his head, expressing that he didn't remember anything.
but……
"I think I'm not your apprentice."
It was said that Zhou Shiyu's eyebrows were almost raised to the sky, why?Now that the disciple's soul has been found, don't you plan to have him as a master?
Fortunately, he has raised this little fool for a year!
But he didn't immediately show an angry expression, but looked at Yunmu with a half-smile, raised it and said, "Tell me, why aren't you my apprentice?"
The battle robot didn't mean to hide from humans at all, and simply stated its origins, and then concluded: "I am a battle robot, and I have also made an inflatable doll, but I have not established contact with you after I entered this body .”
"So you are not the owner of 7900 now, or in other words, a collaborator. But if possible, I hope to treat you as my master. After all, both robots and inflatable dolls need masters."
Zhou Shiyu didn't notice his last words, he was yawning only halfway, he was still in the stage of opening his mouth wide to inhale, so the current state seems to be too surprised by what his little apprentice said, causing his mouth to yawn. I can't even get it together... But his attention is now stuck on the last sentence Yun Mu said, um, no matter whether this was imagined by the little apprentice or true, that soul traveled around in other places and finally Let's go back to this place, anyway, he is very curious about one thing.
"Inflatable doll, right?" Zhou Shiyu straightened up suddenly and approached Yunmu, his face more handsome than most people showed a wretched smile like watching a show, just like being watched by a little apprentice condescendingly. Looking up with a handsome face, he said meanly: "You said you made a blow-up doll before, so, have you been sold?"
Yun Mu kept a dazed face and shook his head.
"Liar!" With a wave of his hand, Zhou Shiyu threw himself down on the small sofa in the hotel room again, and said with disbelief on his face, "I just heard you said that you are here because of saving people." The one that fell, isn’t that person your master?”
Yun Mu still shook his head and said, "When I was still in the factory, I was singled out and discarded because of my appearance. The girl picked me up and didn't pay for it, so it can't be regarded as being sold."
Then he saw Zhou Shiyu gasped: "Woman?!"
Yes, that girl is of course a woman, what's wrong?
Yun Mu's reaction to Zhou Shiyu was beyond comprehension. After all, the girl just picked him up and played with him. Although some of the internal codes that were absorbed and extracted in the factory seemed to be the internal codes made after the inflatable doll became refined, But after all, there was never a time when it was really necessary to enforce the regulations, so he couldn't think of anything else for a while, and only expressed his doubts quite purely: "Huh?"
"Is she really a girl? You... You didn't travel in a world that was bigger than you when a girl pulled it out, right?"
There is no one with this brain hole.
Yun Mu frowned when he heard the unknown words again, feeling that he couldn't wait any longer, so he said to Zhou Shiyu, "I think I need to update my database, please wait a moment, master."
With that said, he walked towards the computer in the room.
After all, he is a person who receives orders by computer, and of course the order will be sold out, so Zhou Shiyu specially asked for a room with a computer, which is just convenient for the cloud screen to move.
Of course, Zhou Shiyu would not stop him. He shrugged and made a gesture of letting go, and then watched his little apprentice walk to the computer in the room, bent down and turned it on first, and then the slender Just like that... the finger is plugged into the USB port of the computer.
...Hmm... Is this little fool thinking of himself as a computer or as a USB flash drive?Is it really useful to transfer data like this?Really not donkey him?
Zhou Shiyu, who wanted to see the little apprentice's updated database before, felt that he was probably more like a little fool than the previous little apprentice.
Of course, Yunmu didn't know what Zhou Shiyu was thinking. He just connected to the computer in this room, and connected to the Internet through it, and then... started the frantic task of updating and storing.Anyway, his memory is bigger than the database with the largest capacity today, so there is no need to worry about not being able to load all of them... But what is strange is that the ones the master told him are different from the ones he found on the Internet, and there are more Some labels such as "movie" and "novel", even without logical calculations, he can use this human brain to immediately analyze that they are all fake... So, what is going on?
"Master, why did what you just said
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