Class teacher observation diary

In fact, Xiao Wang is a chatterbox with hidden attributes. Don't look at being crushed by Lao Wang during quarrels.Of course, this attribute is not open to the public, it is exclusive to Pharaoh VIP

早课

Xiao Wang: Lao Wang, Lao Wang, let's tell a story

Pharaoh: why

Xiao Wang: I don't want to endorse it. This article is so difficult to read. Anyway, the teacher didn't say that I should write it silently today.Let's tell a joke, I'm bored to death

Lao Wang: You look like you have a joke to tell me

Xiao Wang: Do you want to listen?

Pharaoh: don't

Xiao Wang: ;#3237;_;#3237;

Old Wang: ...hahahaha hurry up and talk about it, the teacher will not be able to talk after a while

Xiao Wang: balabalababalabala...

So Xiao Wang talked about a morning self-study + a whole morning exercise time.

Lao Wang maintained an idiot-like smile from the beginning to the end (a chill! Lao Wang! The promised facial paralysis)

Xiao Wang: Lao Wang, do you know where all my jokes come from?

Old Wang: I don’t know (Old Wang, it’s too obvious that you are holding back your laughter, how can you have the heart to lie to the little angel!)

Xiao Wang: I read it on Weibo. I told you that Weibo is very interesting. You should also sign up for one. If I find something interesting, I will at you, so you can read it too.You have never played Weibo, come on, let me teach you, you see, you need to download a client first and then register one, I will think of a name for you, um, it will be called...

so two days later

I have a new fan on Weibo: Xuebawang

Teacher X is not a little teacher X (me): (O_O) huh?Pharaoh?Is this you

Xuebawang: (-_-) Yes

Teacher X is not a small teacher X: Did you change your name or use a trumpet?

Xuebawang: Trumpet, to play with Yuanyuan, don’t tell Yuanyuan that I have a tuba

Teacher X is not a little teacher X: Why don’t you use a tuba to play with Xiao Wang

Xuebawang: He has an expression of "I played earlier than you, I am better than you", I am really embarrassed to hit him

Teacher X is not a little teacher X: …… Wait, it’s time for self-study now

Teacher X is not a little teacher X: Lao Wang, explain why you are checking Weibo at this time

Teacher X is not a little teacher X: Please answer my question directly, otherwise I will ask you for tea

Xuebawang: Teacher, I have to do my homework, don't bother me

Me: (╯`□′)╯(┴—┴

In classrooms

Xiao Wang: Old Wang, why is your face so dark?

Lao Wang: It’s okay, the teacher found out when he was playing Weibo

Xiao Wang: Huh?The teacher has Weibo, and I want to pay attention!

Lao Wang: Let’s talk after school

Xiao Wang: It’s okay, he can’t guess that it’s me by my name

Pharaoh: Hehe

Xiao Wang Weibo: I love to drink milk and grow taller