Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Wow, Miss Weihe is really very responsible. Let me tell you, what kind of boys do you like?"

What kind of interview is this? Why are there pitfalls everywhere? Jiang Weihe was terrified. He remembered that when he was young and ignorant, he was asked similar questions by the media. Back then, Jiang Weihe didn’t know how deep he was. He just said that he liked beautiful ones, so he was labeled " Labels such as superficiality, face control, straight male cancer, appearance anxiety, etc., all have the inner flavor of the six factions besieging Guangmingding.

Times have changed, Jiang Weihe has now turned from a small scumbag in the entertainment industry to an old scumbag, Niu Kulu's family Weihe, how can you allow these lowly maidservants to act wildly in front of this palace?Jiang Weihe smiled sweetly:

"Like living."

The host was stunned, thinking he had heard wrong:

"...Uh? On fire?"

"Live, let the rest take its course." Come on, this is the standard answer, brother Meng, you are welcome, copy it, read it and recite it.

"Ahaha this way..."

The host is making fun of himself, but if he is a bit forced, he can already see Jiang Weihe's resistance, extreme deception, and pure pulling. After all, it involves the topic of romance. For celebrities, especially traffic idols, that is a comparison Avada Kedavra is even more vicious and unforgivable!

However, Jiang Weihe didn't take the route of traffic actor from the beginning. He is an orthodox actor. Even if the relationship is exposed, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if Jiang Weihe exposes the relationship. It's as simple as getting out of the entertainment industry overnight...Jiang Weihe will be nailed to the pillar of moral shame and judged harshly, just thinking about it gives me chills.

After the filming ended, the group drove back to the hotel. Jiang Weihe sat in the middle, with a husband in his left hand and a wife in his right. Are you moved? Don’t dare to move.When the male Duan Jinnian and the female Duan Jinnian were not talking, their faces became more stinky than the other, making Jiang Weihe not a human being.This is different from what he imagined. He thought that they could live in harmony like Duan Jinnian and 20-year-old Duan Jinnian, so that he could embrace each other and enjoy the happiness of being equal.

"Brother Weihe, where are you going to play tonight?"

The female Duan Jinnian came over and put her pointed chin on Jiang Weihe's shoulder coquettishly. Her eyelashes were long and curly, and she blinked like a butterfly flying to the tip of Jiang Weihe's heart, making Jiang Weihe Itching doesn't stop.

"Shall we go to watch the fireworks?"

Jiang Weihe still pursues old-fashioned romance in his bones, and he has already arranged it clearly in the fan-art, although it is not enough to "I, Jiang Weihe, face the sky, face the earth, face the clouds, face the wind, face the flowers, the rainbow." I swear that I will only love Duan Jinnian in my whole life", but it must be unforgettable, and it must be lingering, this is called love!

"it is good."

The male Duan Jinnian suddenly said a sentence, showing his sense of existence.

"Boys don't come here, it's not good to be photographed." The female Duan Jinnian was quite considerate.

"Uh, that seems to be the reason."

Homosexuality is not popular in the entertainment industry, as long as they are not photographed in bed, they are good brothers and sisters, but the opposite sex is different, go to a KTV late at night, play an escape room, oh, definitely one leg has not escaped!

"Brother Weihe is going to abandon me?"

The male Duan Jinnian put on the exact same expression as the female Duan Jinnian, rubbed his head into Jiang Weihe's snow-white and slender neck, raised his lost eyesight, and looked at Jiang Weihe innocently and aggrievedly:

"Obviously you promised me..."

Sending the proposition "What should I do if my wife and my husband are jealous because of me", Jiang Weihe really has no solution, forget it, the problem is not big, just wear it back and change it.So Jiang Weihe jumped out of the car window, and a dump truck approached him. Jiang Weihe opened his arms, welcoming his death tragically and beautifully. His body was like a light swallow, flying up into the air, Out of a parabola, landed heavily, before losing consciousness, Jiang Weihe had only one thought: There are tens of thousands of roads, safety is the first, the driving is irregular, the tears of relatives, good children must obey the traffic rules!

"Wow--"

Jiang Weihe wakes up again, exhausted both physically and mentally. His biggest gain from being in the fanfiction is to play the live-action version of "Suicide Simulator", experience a super-real way of suicide, and let you feel the preciousness and beauty of life!Jiang Weihe is so sleepy, so tired, so exhausted, but he can't doze off yet, Duan Jinnian is still waiting to watch the fireworks with him in the fandom!

Jiang Weihe deleted all the following chapters that let him go, and was about to retype, staring at the blinking cursor felt so hypnotic, suddenly the phone rang, and Jiang Weihe was startled: Who is it in the middle of the night?It's not a scam call, is it?Even liars work so hard these days, what qualifications do you have for not working hard!The worse situation is that he is suddenly asked to rush to the notice. Although it is rare, it is not unheard of. Jiang Weihe took a look at his phone with a feeling of apprehension, and it turned out to be Duan Jinnian!Jiang Weihe picked it up immediately:

"Hey Duan, how did you wake up? I haven't even started writing yet!"

"I woke up suddenly."

...Could it be because the chapters were deleted just now?Damn, Jiang Weihe suddenly felt a sense of collapse when he ran around the earth, but was told that the line between two points was the shortest. Forget it, just come back:

"Okay, you are not allowed to read fanfiction anymore. If you read it again, you will unplug your phone card and cut off the network cable. If it doesn't work, you will be sent to the Institute of Men's Morality for a semester..."

"Brother Weihe," Duan Jinnian interrupted Jiang Weihe's chatter, "I want to see you."

"Hmph, Duan Duan, is this also in your plan?" Jiang Weihe snorted, "No, I won't be moved by this kind of thing again, unless you are standing in front of the hotel right now!"

"I want to have sex with you." Duan Jinnian said suddenly.

... what the hell?How can there be a hookup between couples?Jiang Weihe made the next criticism:

"What kind of appointment is it? Uncle doesn't make an appointment."

"It will be dawn again."

"You still know it's dawn!"

This hotel is quite close to Duan Jinnian's school, so it doesn't take a three-hour drive like last time, but... Duan Jinnian is too hungry, right?Even if Jiang Weihe was a human vacuum cleaner, he still wouldn't be able to suck up a nuclear cannon machine like Duan Jinnian!

But some people, even though their mouths are disgusting, they put on three layers of body highlighter and spray perfume on their bodies in the bathroom and wait for their boyfriends to arrive. As for boyfriends, they may just take a shower and start working immediately.

Jiang Weihe waited for Duan Jinnian's arrival full of anticipation, apprehension, and conflict. He was still very concerned about why Duan Jinnian used the word "dating sex". Could it be that their relationship was just such a superficial and vulgar sex relationship?Jiang Weihe is about to make trouble.

After a while, Duan Jinnian called again:

"I'm here, come down."

... According to what Duan Jinnian meant, he wanted to fight fiercely in the open air in this season?Is there such a thing in the world?Is Duan Jinnian so wild...Jiang Weihe can't accept his old age, the key is that he really can't afford to lose this person:

"Do you really want to be outside? If you are photographed, your reputation will be ruined."

"No, it's not illegal." Duan Jinnian said lightly.

Is this an act that can be prevaricated with "not breaking the law"? !Jiang Weihe put on his clothes, wrapped himself up as an emissary of the night, and decided to go downstairs to educate Duan Jinnian.

At four o'clock in the morning, the sky is still completely dark, and there are usually no paparazzi and illegitimate children squatting at this point, so Jiang Weihe is more at ease looking for Duan Jinnian.

Even in such a gloomy environment, Jiang Weihe still recognized Duan Jinnian just by his outline. Duan Jinnian is tall and burly, but his face is only the size of a palm. He even wears a peaked cap, for fear of his face like a world-famous painting. People look bad.

"Xiao Duan, puff puff——"

Jiang Weihe ran up to Duan Jinnian and took a pat on Duan Jinnian. The two were fully armed and sneaky. Those who didn't know thought that criminals were meeting secretly and doing some unknown PY transactions.

"Brother Weihe."

There was a trace of joy in Duan Jinnian's tone, and he pulled Jiang Weihe into the green belt of the hotel:

"bring it on."

"What are you here for? Are you crazy!" Jiang Weihe was astonished as a dog.

"No, don't worry." Duan Jinnian comforted Jiang Weihe tirelessly.

"No, Xiao Duan, this is too fucking—"

Jiang Weihe clutched his chest and watched Duan Jinnian put his hand into his coat pocket - and then took out a bag of fireworks sticks.

"What are you talking about?"

Duan Jinnian didn't know if he had heard it wrong, so he asked Jiang Weihe again, Jiang Weihe was silent, it turned out that the so-called "dating a gun" meant "making an appointment to shoot a gun", haha, it was all a misunderstanding.

"Did you fail elementary school Chinese?" Jiang Weihe wanted to jump up and smash Duan Jinnian's cat head, "This is called setting off fireworks! It's still a small firework. What kind of appointment...is so ugly!"

Moreover, in Jiang Weihe's imagination, what Duan Jinnian would show him was the kind of super firework show that lasted forever. After the fireworks took off, they would explode with the words "Jiang Weihe, I love you, marry me". The boys were moved to tears...

"I will prepare a big one for you in the future, and now I will use the small one to make do with it."

Duan Jinnian stuffed the firework stick into Jiang Weihe's hand, took out the lighter and lit the firework stick, and the tiny golden firework burst out, shining on Duan Jinnian's face. In his exposed eyes, Bright fireworks too, full of pure and simple joy.

Just because I casually wrote a plot about watching fireworks in a fanart, Duan Jinnian got some small fireworks from nowhere in the middle of the night, and secretly ran to his hotel to ask him to set off fireworks... What the hell, So naive, Jiang Weihe couldn't help laughing, but I really like it.

Duan Jinnian propped his chin, looked at the happy Jiang Weihe with a smile in his eyes, Jiang Weihe was having fun, and said:

"Xiao Duan, in this situation, let me sing a song for you, cough, it's all bubbles, it's a flash of fireworks, all your promises, all..."

Duan Jinnian pulled off his and Jiang Weihe's masks at the same time, and stuffed Jiang Weihe's lyrics back into his mouth. It's a pity that such a beautiful woman opened her mouth.

Kissing in the fireworks, I always feel that being exposed to the light is a bit guilty, lacking security and concealment, until the fireworks burn out and fall into the darkness, the kiss becomes ambiguous.

"Xiao Duan, you have something, kid."

Jiang Weihe patted Duan Jinnian's tender little face, Duan Jinnian didn't know how to be modest at all:

"Ah."

"There is definitely a problem with being courteous for nothing, so tell me, what's the matter?"

"..."

Duan Jinnian fell silent, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense. Jiang Weihe comforted Duan Jinnian with a smile:

"Don't worry, tell me, I promise I won't kill you."

"I read another fanfiction."

Jiang Weihe's eyelids twitched so hard that his eyeballs almost popped out, and an ominous premonition arose spontaneously:

"Then?"

"In fanfiction, you are a mother of a second child..." Duan Jinnian's voice was like a mosquito.

Jiang Weihe took a deep breath:

"I'm the champion of staying up late."

"Don't mess with your body."

"Then don't look at it! Men, men, dogs and men!" Jiang Weihe slammed Duan Jinnian with a sledgehammer eighty and a small hammer forty, "Going to change a stainless steel washbasin is more useful than you!"

"Yes... I wrote it."

Under Jiang Weihe's iron fist, Duan Jinnian confessed truthfully.

After tasting in the hotel room, Jiang Weihe was speechless. He didn't expect that he could see the sun rise the next day with his own eyes.

In this article, Duan Jinnian and Jiang Weihe were childhood sweethearts, tasted the forbidden fruit, got pregnant unexpectedly, wanted to be parents, hugged each other for three years, and had a stable spare child. Among the three children, Jiang Weihe couldn't understand, but Jiang Weihe Shocked, Duan Jinnian simply went to study male births, worked hard, once the research was successful, he would be the son of the Buddha after his death!

In short, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely cannot sleep!Jiang Weihe opened his bloodshot eyes, looking straight at Duan Jinnian like a glaring King Kong in a temple. Duan Jinnian shook the quilt, held Jiang Weihe in his arms like a sex doll, and fell asleep beautifully.

Only Jiang Weihe is still persevering and must not sleep!

can not sleep!can not sleep……

sleep...zzzzzz.

END.