Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

After 5 minutes passed, Jiang Weihe's word document was cleaner than his chastity.

After 10 minutes passed, Jiang Weihe stared at the blinking cursor, feeling inexplicably sleepy.

After 15 minutes passed, Jiang Weihe believed that if a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools, so he took out the fan article written by Duan Jinnian and read it carefully, learning Duan Jinnian's words and sentences.

After 10 minutes passed, Jiang Weihe had to show his cards to the readers. He couldn't pretend anymore. In fact, he didn't score 120 in Chinese in the college entrance examination, but only 90. He just stepped on the passing line, the most in the entertainment circle. It is taboo to set up the master of grass learning, turning over grass one by one, and accurately pointing grass, the turnover rate is as high as [-]%, Jiang Weihe already knows that he is wrong.

After 21 minutes passed, Jiang Weihe retired from the literary world with regret. A rising literary star in the history of the literary world quietly fell within 21 minutes.

Obviously only 21 minutes have passed, why does it feel like the 21st century has passed...

Jiang Weihe really couldn't write. At the beginning, his mind was empty and he didn't know what to write. After reading Duan Jinnian's works, he tried to organize the language in his mind, but he could only write "today's weather is very good , Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian filmed a movie together, and went to sleep after the movie, and it was another day full of peace and tranquility." This kind of running account that dogs don't even read.

I'm sorry, fan girl, I don't want to complain anymore, you are all from Peking University's Department of Literature, you are all nominated for the future Nobel Prize in Literature, you all have a bright future...

Jiang Weihe wanted to write something very much in his heart, but his hands didn't listen to his brain, and even if he did write something, it would be connected with the same person written by Duan Jinnian, just like a big Wei's head is stitched together with the stickman's body, what if the writing crashes?

This is really a plastic bag with a hole in it, and it leaked.When Jiang Weihe thought of being in the fandom world, he still boasted with ambition and pride that he wanted to help Duan Jinnian write. It seems that the positioning of self-cognition is not accurate enough, so let's go to bed first.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, sleep well.

When Jiang Weihe opened his eyes again, what he could see was the vast starry sky, with stars twinkling in the sky. Although there was no moon, the sky was almost illuminated by stars.

When Jiang Weihe was a child, he could still see many stars in the sky. The stars were very beautiful and beautiful. If he could pick one off, he could show it off to other children, so that he would not be bullied.It’s just that as we grow older, reality and life urge the tired people to look forward, and force the succumbed to look down, so that many years later, when Jiang Weihe inadvertently looked up at the sky again, he found that the once full of stars did not know what to do. Time has disappeared.

And... I feel my neck is so sore when I raise my head up like this!I'm going to have a stiff neck tomorrow!Jiang Weihe covered his neck and turned his head, his cervical spine was "cracking" like firecrackers, listening to the painful joint friction sound.

"what happened?"

Duan Jinnian beside him asked.

"neck pain."

"Then don't read it?"

"Lie down and watch." Jiang Weihe stretched his waist, lay down flat on the spot, and slapped his chest loudly, "Do you have a cleanliness? If you do, you can lie on me, brother practiced chest muscles If you still want to rely on."

Duan Jinnian also lay down, but not on Jiang Weihe's chest muscles.Two big men were lying on the grass at the top of the mountain looking at the starry sky. Jiang Weihe didn't feel it two years ago, but now that he wants to come - hey, it's too nasty!If they looked at each other again at this moment, wouldn't they be flicking their lips with their tongues? !Jiang Weihe squinted a sideways glance: Wucao Duan Jinnian was really looking at him!Jiang Weihe, Jiang Weihe, I hate you for being a piece of wood. Were you blind two years ago? Didn't you find anything wrong with Duan Jinnian?

"Uh, Xiao Duan, I'm embarrassed to see you like that..."

Jiang Weihe scratched his neck shyly, Duan Jinnian was silent for a while, and asked tentatively:

"You're back?"

"Uh, um..."

On a beautiful day and beautiful scenery, Jiang Weihe couldn't say that he didn't write a word and came back with a b-face, which ruined the atmosphere. Fortunately, Duan Jinnian didn't ask him, but turned his head back to look at it starry sky.

"Xiao Duan, why do I feel that the starry sky is a bit too bright, it's dazzling after a long time."

Jiang Weihe rubbed his eyes.

"Is there? I remember looking at the sky with you. The stars are so bright."

Duan Jinnian said with certainty.Well, it must be because Duan Jinnian likes him, so the memory will be beautified. Jiang Weihe didn't expose him, but asked:

"Why do you remember it so clearly?"

"Because when you said that you like looking at the stars, your eyes are shining and you are very beautiful."

"Then?"

"Then no."

Duan Jinnian said a bit sophistry, but Jiang Weihe pinched his red-hot ears, and Jiang Weihe smiled treacherously like a bully who forced girls into prostitution:

"What bad thoughts can a kitty have? What are you thinking, tell me and let me listen, don't be afraid, speak out your true thoughts boldly!"

"I want to kiss you."

Duan Jinnian said honestly, Jiang Weihe paused:

"Do you mean two years ago or now?"

"All."

Jiang Weihe gulped, his old face flushed with embarrassment, and his eyes flew wildly:

"You are, you are workplace harassment..."

Duan Jinnian blinked innocently:

"What bad thoughts can a kitten have?"

Hiss...Jiang Weihe took a deep breath. Who could resist this manly look?So Jiang Weihe closed his eyes and pursed his lips slightly:

"Come on, but only kiss!"

The last time we fought fiercely in the wilderness in the small woods, Jiang Weihe's butt was swollen into a McDonald's from mosquito bites. If we fought fiercely on the top of this mountain, we would directly let the mosquitoes eat all they could eat from the free buffet.

Over there, Duan Jinnian immediately pounced on Jiang Weihe's mouth, as if he hadn't eaten meat in 20 years, and he almost kissed Jiang Weihe's mouth off.

"Um..."

Jiang Weihe was so kissed that he couldn't breathe. Counting the timeline in the fanfiction, they hadn't had sex for a long time. They kissed Duan Jinnian's magic hand and stretched out towards Jiang Weihe's "McDonald's" Fortunately, Jiang Weihe has a firm will like steel, sticking to the last line of defense, and selflessly grabbing the evil cat's claws:

"I said I can only kiss, what are you doing?"

"itch."

"You tickle yourself, why tickle me!" What kind of person is that?

Duan Jinnian didn't say a word, and caught Jiang Weihe's marriage, which made Jiang Weihe very prosperous. Now Jiang Weihe couldn't criticize Duan Jinnian in a high-sounding way, and the two of them got into the car and just messed around.

Duan Jinnian was young, and played well. Jiang Weihe felt that he had only started to let himself go at this age, and was a little upset. This damn desire to win...

After the unscrupulous things are done, the next step is to do serious things.

The best time for a man to talk is when he is doing errands. Now that the errands are done, he can only take the last bus. Jiang Weihe carefully poked Duan Jinnian's arm, and Duan Jinnian stared at Jiang Weihe with bright eyes:

"Want more?"

"No! Let me tell you something, don't be angry, don't be angry, anger hurts the liver and spleen, promotes aging and disease, spends money on medical treatment and suffers, and says that the cure of Qi disease is not easy, villain Small quantities don’t make people angry, and I often get angry with myself…”

"Speak." Duan Jinnian interrupted Jiang Weihe's singing and casting.

"I can't write, Wen, really can't write, I'm sorry Xiao Duan, brother Duan, I was wrong, I shouldn't brag, you are the reincarnation of Lu Xun, you are the light of literature, you are the most shining in the literary world That star, your article should be included in the nine-year compulsory education textbook—”

"So?" Duan Jinnian's scalp tingled from being flattered by Jiang Weihe.

"Hurry up and go back to write. Anyway, you haven't finished writing yet. You can work hard and work harder. It's okay to finish a chapter!"

"...How come one chapter ends?" Duan Jinnian frowned, thinking about the possibility of ending one chapter.

"For example, when we were filming, both of us died suddenly in an 'ouch', and the whole show ended, so happy."

Jiang Weihe is the old spring commander, and he is the one who still needs to point out the country from 0-12. However, Duan Jinnian has his own persistence:

"That's the end of it."

... It's okay to have a bad ending, but I can't tell that this kid is really striving for perfection. He won't watch the next Nobel Prize for Literature in a few years.

"Then think of an ending that doesn't end badly. Don't have too many words, and don't take too long. It's best to finish it in one chapter, or two chapters. If you're stuck, it's only three chapters. Write it quickly, the sooner the better!"

Jiang Weihe's ugly face, which was exactly the same as that of Party A, made Duan Jinnian give up the idea of ​​arguing with him:

"Okay, I'll try my best."

"Yeah, my husband is so kind, thank you husband!"

Jiang Weihe held Duan Jinnian's face in his arms, kissed once on the left, kissed on the right, kissed on the left and kissed on the right again, Duan Jinnian was pragmatic, and followed Jiang Weihe to work hard, earnestly, hard-working, hard-working, hard-working After work, the sweat of hard work is brighter than the starlight all over the sky. After finishing the work, he hugged Jiang Weihe and gnawed strawberries all over his body, and then reluctantly went to jump off the cliff.

Jiang Weihe looked at his body that was covered in bruises and bruises, and choked speechlessly: those who didn't know thought he had been beaten by a pig, and Duan Jinnian's mouth is too strong!

Just when Jiang Weihe was complaining about Duan Jinnian's trance, someone suddenly knocked on his car window glass. This scene in the wilderness in the middle of the night shocked Jiang Weihe a lot, and then the man bent down and put his face on the On the car window, oh, it's Duan Jinnian.

To be precise, it was the virgin Duan Jinnian, because when Jiang Weihe opened the car door, the virgin Duan Jinnian saw Jiang Weihe's immoral appearance, his facial features were distorted in shock, and he completely lost his expression control:

"you--"

For the virgin Duan Jinnian, this is no different from a nuclear fusion blow that shatters the three views. Jiang Weihe looked down and saw that it was broken. Duan Jinnian was walking in a hurry, and he didn't have time to put on his clothes!The virgin Duan Jinnian turned around and left, leaving behind a determined back, Jiang Weihe couldn't chase him out without clothes, so he sat in the car and called him:

"Xiao Duan, Xiao Duan, don't go! Xiao Duan, listen to my explanation!"

The virgin Duan Jinnian really stopped, turned around again, with a face that smelled worse than the canned herring remix of durian snail powder, and walked back to Jiang Weihe with a murderous look, Jiang Weihe smiled:

"Brother Duan, you are back."

"This is my car, I'm not leaving."

It seemed that he hadn't been dazzled by the anger yet, and that he could save him again. Jiang Weihe immediately lowered his eyelids, and pulled the hand of the man who lived there, Duan Jinnian, with tears in his eyes:

"You were still on me just now, and you did that to me! Why did you forget when you turned your head around? Man, heh, hang on to a ruthless man!"

The virgin Duan Jinnian:?

作者有话要说：其实这篇文的灵感是来源于《刺杀小说家》，最后那个无厘头结局我很喜欢，说来我本来在想让老江写的，但是老江的人设就是那种嘴皮子很利索但写东西就掉链子的嘴强王者类型，还是算了感谢在2021-09-2209:53:14~2021-09-2221:18:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: szd1 for a hundred years;

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mines: 1 Dongzhan in spring;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Nuwa throws 10 bottles of mud; Tuesday 8 bottles; Adora 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!