Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Waking up the next morning, Jiang Weihe limped on crutches to drain the water in the bathroom. Looking at the trickling stream, his heart felt infinitely sad.

"morning."

Unexpectedly, Duan Jinnian's greetings came from behind him, and Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he nearly spilled his crosshairs.

"Can you come in and say hello?"

Jiang Weihe shook twice, put on his pants, pressed the flush button, and struggled to wash up at the sink. Moved to the side, afraid that the toothpaste foam in Duan Jinnian's mouth would splash on himself:

"Don't worry, let's talk about something after brushing your teeth."

After brushing his teeth, Duan Jinnian said to Jiang Weihe who was gargling:

"I came in when your door was open."

...It seems to be oh.Jiang Weihe is more casual, he just looks exquisite, he is an ordinary straight man at heart, and naturally he doesn't care much about getting along with men - it seems that Duan Jinnian also thinks so, Jiang Weihe is still brushing his teeth, just Hearing the torrential momentum behind him, the movement was like flying down three thousand feet. I didn't know that I thought it was a tsunami. Twenty's kidney and Ben San's kidney were not the same organ.

Driven by the damned competitive spirit of the straight man, Jiang Weihe glanced at Duan Jinnian's "faucet"—for God's sake, today's post-00s are too nutritious!It can be described as "spectacular", "shocking" and "unforgettable"!

Duan Jinnian shuddered twice, put on his trousers, turned his head and saw the jealousy of "Bring it to you" written all over Jiang Weihe's face, and asked cautiously:

"what happened?"

"Xiao Duan," Jiang Weihe put Duan Jinnian's shoulders with a smile, "Because you know my situation, but! This is definitely not my real size, look, our current body You're still a high school student, so you should still be able to work hard, right?"

"...What do you want to say?" Duan Jinnian raised his eyebrows.

"What did you eat to grow so big? This is really important to me!" Jiang Weihe held Duan Jinnian's hands tightly, "Height can give up treatment, but my brother is innocent Ah! If you are not tall, you are a second-class disabled person, and if your brother is not old, he is useless at all!"

"Brother Weihe, let go first..." Duan Jinnian showed distress.

"I don't! Unless you tell me your diet formula!" Jiang Weihe played a rogue.

"But I haven't washed my hands yet." Duan Jinnian said awkwardly.

"Wash your hands after peeing?" Jiang Weihe was more embarrassed than Duan Jinnian, and at the same time let Duan Jinnian go.

"Well, I'm left-handed, so wash my left hand."

Duan Jinnian walked to the sink and washed his left hand.

"Ok."

"then you……"

Duan Jinnian's eyes on Jiang Weihe became complicated, and Jiang Weihe silently looked away:

"Oh, that's the case, in fact, occasionally Fuzhixin will wash it when he remembers it, so don't talk nonsense everywhere!"

If one day #江维河doesn’t wash your hands after going to the toilet# in the hot searches on Weibo, then Jiang Weihe can change his life on another planet overnight.

"What do you think of me as?" Duan Jinnian was a little speechless.

"You haven't told me your secret recipe for increasing chicken!"

Jiang Weihe was brooding over this matter, but Duan Jinnian was sober:

"If you can really eat Da Na, wouldn't all male hospitals close down?"

Jiang Weihe smiled on the surface:

"You know again?"

"sorry."

Once he accepts the fact that he has crossed into the fanfiction, any unreasonableness can be understood as the need of the plot in Jiang Weihe.For example, Duan Jinnian lives alone in a duplex villa without a nanny, and he has to make breakfast by himself when he wakes up in the morning.

——However, Duan Jinnian doesn't know how to have breakfast at all. This is what Jiang Weihe expected. Duan Jinnian, who grew up in the environment, may not have been in the kitchen a few times.

"Forget it, let me show you my hands."

Jiang Weihe is different. Jiang Weihe was born in an ordinary middle-class family. He has a cute and well-behaved younger sister, Jiang Weixi. His parents are always busy with work, and Jiang Weihe cooks for his sister. Therefore, Jiang Weihe has cultivated superb cooking skills comparable to outstanding New Oriental graduates. When he was interviewed on the show, he said that if he was not an actor, he would open a small restaurant.

"But are your feet okay?" Duan Jinnian asked with some concern.

"Your kitchen is not a basketball court, so it's fine to walk two steps."

Hmph, cannibalism is soft, Jiang Weihe's wishful thinking is clinking: If he can't return to the original world, he will borrow money from Duan Jinnian to open a small restaurant. He has to borrow more than ten or 20 yuan. With the first venture capital, he can become bigger and stronger, and he will become a big star again in time. Are you embarrassed to charge him an endorsement fee?Excuse me!

Soon Jiang Weihe noticed that there seemed to be a strange force frantically preventing him from making breakfast.

First, I accidentally cut the bacon, then I knocked three eggs and they all stink, the milk in the refrigerator has expired, either the induction cooker is powered off for no reason, or the stove won’t ignite, what the hell!

With the increase of the hunger value, Jiang Weihe's patience became less and less, and he couldn't start the ignition with click clicks, so he bent down and leaned in front of the stove (don't imitate dangerous actions), and clicked the switch again, instantly The high flames licked straight at Jiang Weihe's bangs, and Jiang Weihe staggered in fright. Because his ankle was sprained and his center of gravity was unstable, he fell backwards, and finally sat down in the trash can screaming. .

"What's wrong, brother Weihe?!"

Duan Jinnian came over after hearing the sound, and happened to see Jiang Weihe sitting on the trash can and swearing at his face, he quickly helped Jiang Weihe up, Jiang Weihe stared at Duan Jinnian intently:

"Are you kidding?"

"No."

"Ok?"

"Really... poof - no!"

Duan Jinnian blushed from holding back, Jiang Weihe was already calm as an old monk:

"If you want to laugh, just laugh. Brother Weihe, I am not a grudge."

"Hahahahaha!"

Duan Jinnian let out a shocking burst of laughter, laughing so hard that the ground collapsed and the strong man died, and then the ladders and stone stacks were hooked together, and even laughed so hard that he couldn't stand still, he stepped forward and hugged Jiang Weihe, put his head on his shoulder and continued to laugh .

This inadvertently intimate gesture made Jiang Weihe feel dazed for a moment. When they were on the set, Duan Jinnian was young and it was his first time joining the group. Nian fights and fights into the crew, Jiang Weihe has a low laugh and is easy to laugh, he always laughs and lies on Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian is also influenced by him, as time goes by, they will hug each other and laugh together , This scene was photographed by the station sister and posted. The picture is so beautiful that passers-by will politely kowtow.

But as soon as Duan Jinnian was on the set, his relationship with Jiang Weihe quickly alienated, and he returned to the previous lukewarm and airy attitude, but Jiang Weihe always missed that although he was on the set, everyone worked hard The time of silly fun together, if it wasn’t for the accidental accident that day, when people around Duan Jinnian heard about him, maybe today’s me would still feel lucky because I traveled with Duan Jinnian into fan fiction.

Thinking of this, Jiang Wei pushed Duan Jinnian away:

"Are you a child? You have to laugh for a long time, haven't you laughed enough?"

Duan Jinnian laughed until tears came out:

"Bangs, bangs hahaha..."

"What happened to the bangs?"

Jiang Weihe touched his bangs, and immediately I made a fuss. Duan Jinnian took a photo "intimately" to show Jiang Weihe, and Jiang Weihe realized that his bangs were scorched by the fire, like A piece of wig is attached, and the forehead is faintly visible. It looks like the jade girl doll pasted on the door of the house during the Spring Festival. There is a trace of simplicity and naivety in the festive and pleasant person...

Everything will be ok, everythingwillbeok.

"Don't laugh, I don't seem to be able to cook, maybe this is also the setting of the novel, you go cook, fry two slices of bacon on the bread, then put two slices of lettuce and squeeze salad dressing, make a sandwich, will you?"

Duan Jinnian's smile froze on his face, Jiang Weihe was so hungry, he knew that it would be better to go out to buy soybean milk and fried dough sticks after such a toss, and now he is sitting on the sofa and belching.But Jiang Weihe was too embarrassed to ask Duan Jinnian to run errands, so he could only rely on himself, turned around and left with a medical crutch, and was then sincerely persuaded by Duan Jinnian:

"I'll try, don't go."

While waiting for breakfast, Jiang Weihe also answered a phone call from Shen Yu:

"Old Jiang, why don't you say anything if you don't come! The teacher remembers that you are absent from class!"

yes!I haven't been to school for so long that I forgot to ask for leave!Jiang Weihe covered his face in frustration:

"I've sprained my ankle. I'll be gone in two days. Please help me take a leave of absence from the teacher. Please."

"Twisted foot?! What's going on? Is it serious? Where are you? I'll visit you after school, why don't you tell me!"

The only thing that comforts Jiang Weihe is that Shen Yu in this world is still very Shen Yu, with a frizzy personality but very loyal, but Jiang Weihe dare not tell Shen Yu that he lives with Duan Jinnian, and he will not be able to explain it clearly when the time comes would be troublesome:

"It's okay, it's just a small injury. I will go to school in two days. My son's filial piety is felt by my father."

"My father feels distressed when his son is injured. This is a matter of course..."

Just when Duan Jinnian came out with a plate, Jiang Weihe hung up the phone mercilessly, and focused on the sandwiches on the plate: two square slices of bread with lettuce and bacon sandwiched between them, it looked okay , after all, there is no technical content at all.

"I don't know if it's good or not, can you try it?"

Duan Jinnian sat in front of Jiang Weihe expectantly, with "praise" written all over his face.Jiang Weihe thinks that Duan Jinnian is very much like a cat, who usually ignores people and looks at you with wide eyes, looking pitiful and harmless to humans and animals.

"Let me try."

Under Duan Jinnian's enthusiastic gaze, Jiang Weihe picked up the sandwich and took a bite.

Grass, it's weird, I didn't eat bacon, take another bite.

Jiang Weihe took another bite. This time he seemed to have bitten into bacon. Not only did he bite into bacon, but he also bit into something indescribable. At the moment of chewing, the revolving lantern of 28 years of his life flew by in front of his eyes. This unpalatable , bringing Jiang Weihe an unprecedented shocking experience: how can there be such unpalatable things in the world?Is his life going to come to an end regrettably because of a sandwich today?Jiang Weihe felt that he was in a state of "dead, but not completely dead" quantum fluctuation death.

"How is it, are you okay?"

Okay, don't you have a C number in your heart?Jiang Weihe's face was distorted:

"What else did you put in besides the bacon?"

"Two eggs...Hey brother Weihe, where are you going!"

"yue—"

Jiang Weihe didn't even have time to use crutches, so he rushed into the bathroom, hugged the toilet and vomited. To find out this author, he personally went to the door and whispered softly in the ear of this peerless writer:

"Your CP is fake."

作者有话要说：同人女：你再骂？我这就把你发配海棠感谢在2021-07-2918:28:47~2021-07-2923:35:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: 2 why 1; [-] in Seven Gardens;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles in Seven Gardens; 1 bottle in the direction of chasing potato chips;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!