Ancient Dao Cultivation

Chapter 23 Haha... Shit Stirring Stick

Frowning, Gu Junyu looked at Ji Suhe with an inexplicable meaning, and felt more and more that there were many unknown secrets in this person.

Judging from the people who celebrated his birthday today, they seem to be just a group of people who live for personal pursuits, and because they have little interest in each other, they treat each other with sincerity.But from the perspective of Ji Suhe alone, it never makes people feel that there is a real side.

What is it that he wants?How many people does he really care about?He... smiled mockingly to himself, why not?Gu Junyu raised the corners of her mouth, and her eyes looked like ink, dotted with bright stars in the night sky, as if looking through time and space, returning to the past hundreds of years ago.

At that time, he was only in his teens, and the departure of his parents made his personality a bit melancholy, but at that time, God let him meet Liu Qinyin.Not only was she good-looking, but she was also very kind and gentle to others, which made him feel a warmth that he had never had from his mother.

"The sound of the piano..." Gu Junyu raised the wine jar, and with a flick of her eyes, she saw the other party's clear smiling face imprinted on the bright moon.Shaking his head, driving away the phantom in his eyes, the last farewell words suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Gu Junyu, I will never trust you again. From now on, we will go our own way and never see each other."

"Qin Yin..." The young man called out in a low voice, he didn't want Wang Fangfang to give up on him, but he was disappointed in himself, so how dare he expect others to have high expectations.Therefore, he stood firmly in place.

Unknowingly, she drank a little more. Gu Junyu looked at Ji Suhe, her night-like eyes quietly settled on Ji Suhe.This person has no sense of absolute justice or evil, so it might be a good choice to stay with him.

"Come here." He sat on the spot and waved to the other party, his tone was not as cold as usual, and even had a little tenderness.

"Hehe... Gu Junyu, did you call me?" Ji Suhe threw away the candle in his hand, then walked crookedly in front of him, staggered for a while, and jumped in with a bit of naughtiness Gu Junyu's arms.

"Second brother, you bastard. It's a waste of me to send you love letters from all the girls since I was a child, and you treat me like that..." Ji Suhe regarded Gu Junyu as his cruel second brother in the previous life, and deliberately vented He rubbed his grievous snot and tears on the opponent's clothes with a sense of revenge.

"Woooo..." Hearing the childish cry of the other party, Gu Junyu thought that this person would be his forever from now on, and her heart was occupied by an inexplicable sense of possession, so she didn't even feel disgusted, and instead stretched out her hand to hold the other party in the direction She hugged him tightly, and patted him on the shoulder softly, coaxing in a low voice: "Okay, don't cry, brother won't bully you. Don't bully, don't bully..."

He clapped his hands rhythmically, and kept repeating the words "no bullying" behind.The deep voice has a thick voice, which is particularly easy to fascinate.Suddenly, Ji Suhe's messy thoughts immediately drifted from his second brother to the days when he was in college, with a straight guy in the economics department, and finally tricked him into dubbing the voice.

I remember that during that period, the other party pretended to be very reluctant every time, but after each recording, he couldn't help but abandon all morals and engage in unlimited cp subversion with a group of corrupt people discuss.

He raised his head, his eyes were full of mosquitoes, he felt that everything around him was shaking, and finally the whole picture was torn apart. In the ktv, the nerves of the whole person were a little dull.

Feeling slightly disgusted, Ji Suhe remembered that he was living in cultivation, thinking that he had returned to the modern age, so he couldn't help but shouted at his best friend, "Yao Jiang! Gu Junyu, I Curse that he will not have a penis in his next life. I managed to brush the lower limit again and decided to experience the feeling of being a small subject, but the other party never used xx ointment to lubricate..."

"Bai has grown so big, it's better to be castrated and become a eunuch." He cursed viciously, half because of Sensen's jealousy, and half because of the deep resentment caused by bad experience.

"..." The movement of the hands stopped, Gu Junyu squinted her eyes, her face was cold, and she said in a dangerous voice: "What else?"

"Is there anything else?" Ji Suhe rolled his eyes, his expression was blank, his eyes were a little straight, and then suddenly brightened, and he said with a sarcastic smile: "What! I don't know how much I have done with him Again, I don't like women yet. Yao Jiang, you fake straight men have never tried it, so how dare you say you can't bend. I..."

"Haha..." He suddenly laughed evilly: "Aren't chrysanthemums just a place to shit, in fact, you just need to think that others are giving you a bowel movement." The straight man's psychosis suddenly broke out, and Ji Su He sinisterly wanted to seduce his best friend.

Gu Junyu: "..." Two clusters of faint anger rose in his eyes, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he said angrily: "Then you are using this sect's private property as a shit-stirring stick!"

"Haha!!" Ji Suhe laughed so hard that he grabbed Gu Junyu's clothes, and then twitched all over, "I found that Yao Jiang is a genius, and the description is so apt!"

With a bang, Gu Junyu resisted the urge to strangle him to death, and kicked him flying in a rage.When he was a shit stirrer, no wonder he didn't have the slightest sense of humiliation.With a cold face, he threw Ji Suhe on the spot, and walked back alone. As long as he remembered the description of the other party, he couldn't help being disgusted, and it became darker.

Shit stirrer, is this sect willing to pay attention to you?Gu Junyu released the swishing air-conditioning, and walked to the gate of the courtyard where Ji Suhe lived inadvertently.

When he found out where he was, he heard the other party's disgusted and slightly mocking words in his ears, and he felt another stalk in his heart, so he threw up his sleeves and turned around angrily.Just as he was about to leave, he ran into Fang Xun who was fawning on him.

"The suzerain is alone?" She always sent someone to pay attention to the movement, but she pretended to meet her by chance, asked knowingly with a surprised face, and couldn't hide her joyful expression: "It's a long night, suzerain, why don't you come and sit in my room, my slave." I will definitely use all my skills to teach you to sacrifice your life."

Feeling angry, Gu Junyu thought about Ji Suhe's ignorant face, and wanted to let the other party know: "In his Gu Junyu's eyes, he, Ji Suhe, is just a person who wants to vent his anger." Tool. Nothing but that."

Glancing sideways at the other party with sullen face, Gu Junyu's icy gaze swept across Fang Xun's body like a knife's edge, and then ordered in a stiff tone: "Lead the way."

Hearing this, Fang Xun didn't mind the cold face of the other party. He stepped forward briskly and took Gu Junyu's arm, and then pressed his entire chest on it. While walking, he unscrupulously scanned Gu Junyu with hot eyes .

"The suzerain's figure must be better than all the men I've ever seen." She couldn't help her blood boil, and her whole body trembled with excitement, wishing that the other party would quickly press her down, and then use his like strength and status Similarly, the unique and extraordinary ability that belongs to a man pierced through her fiercely.

"Get out! Sleep on the floor, three feet away from me." Satisfied with Ji Suhe's anger, Gu Junyu felt upset when she saw this woman's wanton appearance, so she set up a barrier around her. Man is alone looking for a touch of peace to calm his angry heart.

Seeing the other party cross-legged and meditating with eyes closed, Fang Xun really didn't want that at all, so Fang Xun had no choice but to find a room next door to sleep in embarrassment.

Anyway, the future is long, she thought so.

The night outside is getting darker and thicker, and the temperature in the suburbs is getting lower and lower as the night deepens.The air is somewhat humid, and under the blowing of the evening wind, the temperature of the sleeping person's body is taken away.

A thin layer of pimples formed on his arms, Ji Suhe curled up and hugged his arms tightly.

"Ah!" A burst of cold air was poured into his nose. After spring, the weather suddenly returned to cold, and his nose stiffened, so he couldn't stop sneezing.

"Well, what time is it now? Where's Gu Junyu?" Even waking up others, Ji Suhe got up from the ground, moved his hands and feet stiffly, and asked other people who were awake.

"No, I didn't see it!" Some people who just came back to their senses looked around and replied.

"I think it should be... go back!" Ji Suhe's expression froze for some reason, and he rubbed his swollen buttocks calmly, and the memories of the previous few hours suddenly rolled out in his mind.

"..." He couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hands all the time. In the eyes of others, it was just a headache after waking up from drunkenness, but only he knew the endless regret in his heart.

"Su He, I entrusted my most trusted friend to check the detailed information about the imprint you want. He will definitely keep an eye on it, and I will pass it on to you as soon as it is passed on to me." Xue Baifu Ji Suhe, whose footsteps were a little weak, did not forget to remind him before leaving to say goodbye.

"Hmm!" Ji Suhe replied casually, looking a little listless.

Back in the room, he tore off the cover of the lighting lamp made of moonstone, and searched all around, but he didn't see Gu Junyu, and he couldn't tell whether it was luck or disappointment.

Drinking was a mistake, and he actually expressed his thoughts about being a straight man in his heart.Rolling on the bed in embarrassment, he felt that Gu Junyu didn't slap him to death.

Covering himself in the quilt, he desperately thought about what method to use to bring the other person back to sleep, but suddenly the memory flooded back, and Gu Junyu's incisive words emerged in his head.

"Are you a shit-stirring stick as the sect's personal property?"

The depression in his heart was suddenly swept away, and he laughed alone in the room: "Haha... stir shit..., shit stir stick!" His joyful voice came from the room, accompanied by the sound of beating the bed.

After finally calming down, Gu Junyu didn't want to stay in Fang Xun's room full of strong fragrance powder, so she came back with a blank expression.He thought that after getting drunk, ordinary people don't remember what they said before, so he pretended not to know, and then secretly looked for an opportunity to rectify the other party, but he didn't expect...

"Ah, haha... a shit stirrer!" The other party laughed uncontrollably, and he looked even crazier than when he was drunk.

wait and see!With a cold snort in her heart, Gu Junyu pursed her lips, stood quietly for a few minutes with strange and unpredictable eyes, and then quietly blended into the night.

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