my dog ​​brother

When I was in the cafeteria, I met Zhao Jia and his boyfriend, and they were going to play in Ocean Park.

Zhao Jia pulled me aside and asked me who Ruan Xun was?

I said it was my boss.

Zhao Jia said, your boss even came to school to see you?

I thought about it and said, it's complicated to explain, but he didn't come to school to see me.

Zhao Jia said, your boss is very handsome.

I glanced at Ruan Xun and said, I think I should be more handsome.

Zhao Jia scoffed.

Four people sat at a long table, Zhao Jia and I, Ruan Xun and Fang Fan.

When I was eating buns, I felt someone kick me under the table, it was Fang Fan, he stared at me fiercely, complaining.

I'm too lazy to talk to him, what is a man with such a narrow mind doing?Isn't it just that Ruan Xunduo and Zhao Jia said a few words?Wasn't it Ruan Xun who asked Zhao Jia a few more questions about the school life?Isn't it because Zhao Jia said he wanted to eat pot stickers, did Ruan Xun hand him the last one?Isn't it because when Zhao Jia took the plate, he knocked down the soy milk and sprinkled it on Ruan Xun's watch, and Ruan Xun said softly that it was okay?

Damn, can't Fang Fan learn from me a little bit?

Can't you just keep your face and heart beating like me?

Such a small thing is so restless.

Can't hold back, you fucking gnaw buns!Kick me for what?

Kick me again, and I'll flip the table over.

I ate twelve steamed buns and drank three bowls of soy milk.

Zhao Jia said, didn't you say you want to lose weight recently?

If I lose his uncle's fat, isn't that because I want to save tuition fees!

Can I say that I eat bean sprouts every day to save money?

Fang Fan chuckled, and sarcastically said that he wanted to save money to make money.

Did he think I couldn't kick him?

I stretched out my foot and kicked him. I couldn’t sit still. I slid off the bench and stepped on the Fang Fan shoe, making my waist slip away.

Fang Fan's face turned green from being stepped on by me.

Well, both sides lose.

But Fang Fan has a priest to heal and increase blood, so I can only resist hard.

Fang Fan said, Jiajia, my foot hurts.

Damn it, a big man in the early morning has the face to act like a baby in public.

Zhao Jia's face turned red, probably that Jia Jia's voice was too fucking intrusive.

I endured the pain in my back and glanced at Ruan Xun, thinking to myself, a ladyboy is a ladyboy, and it is absolutely impossible for me to shout in my life, Xun Xun, I have a backache.

One, I didn't get a chance to shout.

Second, if I shouted, I might be crushed to death by Ruan Xun.

Although I extremely despise the behavior of the ladyboy, it is undeniable that his behavior has achieved the effect he wanted, at least Zhao Jia is really nervous about him.

Ruan Xun asked me if I was okay.

I shook my head, how can something happen to me, my physical fitness is very good.

The Fang ladyboy took the opportunity to pull Zhao Jia to sit next to him. Isn't this narrow-minded man afraid of flirting with Zhao Jia and Ruan Xun?

But I think he's doing the right thing.

From the perspective of fairness, openness and justice, if I were a Fang transvestite, I would also feel that Yali Mountain is too big. I always feel that if I am not careful, my partner will be abducted by Ruan Xun.

How should I put it, although Fang Shemale looks good, her family background is also good, and she treats Zhao Jia very well, but there is something called quality, a social person like a soft dog is always different from a student, really compare There will be a feeling of being crushed, so Fang Shemale is so nervous and anxious.

Although I also believe in Zhao Jia's character, who can say clearly about feelings?

I think if it really develops to that point, based on my relationship with Zhao Jia, I will stab him twice without saying a word.

I said, brother dog, do you want to take you to visit our school.

Our poor junior college can be visited in 10 minutes, but I still want to introduce it to him.

Ruan Xun said, your school has an infirmary.

I said, yes, what's the matter.

I've never been to an infirmary, and I don't have a cold.

He said that he had a little stomachache and went to get two medicines.

I said, there is a pharmacy outside the school, and the infirmary needs to show the student card, which is very troublesome.

He rolled his eyes and said, waste material, do you have a brain?

Did he think he was the only one with brains in the whole world?

I said, you have no brains, the infirmary has to be registered, and the pharmacy on the street is just a few steps away from the playground.

Ruan Xun leaned against the tree with his hands in his hands, and looked at me in surprise. He grinned, his expression as if he was constipated.

I think what am I arguing with him?If he wants to go to the infirmary, he can go. Why do I have to fight to go to the pharmacy?

I said, brother dog, can’t I succeed without a brain?Do you have a bad stomachache?I have my student card, and I can go to the infirmary this way.

Ruan Xun's face darkened.

I can't feel the heat in the hot sun.

He came over and patted the back of my head lightly, and said, let's go, let's go.

On Sunday, there was only one old man on duty in the infirmary, surnamed Zhang.

I handed him my student card, and he pointed to the book on the table and asked me to register myself.

I heard Ruan Xun say, Mr. Zhang, please show this kid his waist, he just flashed here.

I can't even hold my pen.

I can't tell what my mood is, I'm just a little excited, but also a little bit like crying.

I'm not a crying person, but sometimes I can't hold back.

My dad said it was because I didn't have a mother, and other children had two loves, and I only had one, so I had to enjoy it sparingly, so when I went to school, I wrapped up those bastards to play.

He said that single-parent families are like this, lack of love, and keep all feelings in their hearts.

He said that I was picking up trash.

Teacher Zhang asked me to lie down on the board, press here and there, and asked me if it hurts while pressing.

Actually, I don't really have pain in my back, but his technique is so heavy that it hurts me.

I said, it hurts.

Ruan Xun said that no one knows how to kick someone.

Teacher Zhang said, does it hurt here?how about this?Does it hurt.

I said, the bones don't hurt, but the flesh hurts.

Old man Zhang pressed a circle again and said, it's all right.

I sat up and said, Teacher Zhang, please prescribe some medicine for stomach pain.

Ruan Xun raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

I handed him the stomach medicine and said, there is a canteen over there, and there are water sellers.Brother Gou, do you often have stomach pains?It's not good to drink cold water, I'll ask for hot water.

Ruan Xun took a deep breath and said, waste material, how can you chase people with your thinking ability?

I said, why don't I ask you?

He said, then you will not listen to me.

I say, listen.I listen to you.You teach me how to chase and how to chase.

He said, Ji Wen, do you care about saving face?

I said, love, men love.

He shook the stomach medicine, threw it into the trash can, and said, just chase it like this, understand?

I was stunned for a long time, barely figured it out, but felt as if I didn't figure it out.

He said, don't understand.

I said, understand, you don't actually have a stomachache at all.Are you afraid that I won't be able to go to the infirmary anyway?

He stared at me for a moment, laughed, and said, hey, you're so smart.

I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic, but I just remembered he walked side by side on the playground with me.

A little dry, but very comfortable.

I said, Brother Dog, teach me all your tricks.

He said that there will be opportunities in the future.

Wang Daili is really dedicated, I asked him to play a silent fat guy with connotations, and he played a super dick full of nonsense.

Wang Dali said that this matter is excusable, bullshit, isn't it because Ruan Xun gave him a business card to reveal that their company has vacancies for interns?Like a dog seeing dung, he pounced up and couldn't pull it back.

I blocked him in the toilet, and I said, can you have some ambition?Do you look like someone I'm chasing?Is my eyesight so bad?

He said, oops, I'm so interesting, okay, you're chasing men, not women, it's not bad if I'm willing to play, okay?

I said, didn't you pat your chest and say that men and women are the same?

He pulled me into a corner and said, Ji Wen, you are stupid, buddy, open up your heart and tell you, can you take a look at this business card?Do you think he is my daughter-in-law's student dog?

He flicked his business card twice, stuffed it into my hand, and said, why chase after me?Why do you say this?You can't be greedy, you know, you see you have such a good boss, why do you still think about what you have and what you don't have, so hurry up and take down this internship position, maybe you will have a job after graduation.

I fuck.

He said, so why do you care about acting like it?Does it make sense?

It was a mistake for me to make up this little fat man.

When Wang Dali left, Ruan Xun said, what do you like about this man?Are you fooling me?

I bit the bullet and grumbled, no.

He said, Ji Wen, how am I treating you?

I said, good.

He said, is it really good?

I said, really good.

He said, are you lying to me?

I twisted for a while, and I wanted to show my cards directly, when his phone rang.

I just stopped breathing.

I said, Brother Dog, your phone is ringing.

He hung up the phone and said, did you lie to me?Ji Wen.

His phone rang again, as if in a hurry.

I'm still a little unsatisfied, Wang Dali's words are very exciting to me, will it be impossible to maintain the current relationship after a showdown?

I think I'm not good enough, but I still want to be with him.

Of course I want to confess, but I feel that now is not such a good time.

He didn't wait for my answer any longer and got up to answer the phone.

Sure enough, he answered the phone and said that there was something urgent to deal with, so he left first.

I'm a bit lost.

I remembered what Si Zhe asked me to do, so I said, Brother Gou, can you wait for me in the car for a few minutes, I will go to the dormitory and get something for you.

I gave him the wine and tea and Si Zhe's USB flash drive.

He laughed and said, are you bribing the boss and want me to give you a raise?

I'm a little embarrassed.

I relayed Si Zhe's situation to him, and finally said a few good words to Si Zhe.

I know I don't have much weight, but others think highly of you when they ask you to do things, so you can't cheat people, since you're all doing this job, it's not short of a few words.

As for whether it is useful or not, only God knows.

I guess I can't get it right.

Sure enough, Ruan Xun said, waste material, don't you always pretend to be waste in front of me, right?You even learned the job of matchmaking so quickly?Did he give you something nice?

I knew this behavior would ruin my impression on him.

I said, I didn't take it, and it wasn't a bribe, it was a wish.

I didn't even dare to say that this kind of thing happened because there was a conflict between the superior and the subordinate within their company.

He said, are you a fool?Do you know how to receive gifts for errands?You do something, don't accept gifts.You stuffed me with a gift before I could do it, so what do you say if I can't do it?

I still vaguely know these rules, and I have heard adults say it more or less.

I said, I feel that Si Zhe didn't mean to give gifts either, he just wanted you to read his case.If you think it's inappropriate, I'll bring it back to him.

Ruan Xun grabbed my wrist, sighed, and said, take it seriously if you're teasing me.I want you to bring it back, and you won't lose face.Besides, your dog brother can't even afford two bottles of wine, right?

I watched him start posting his seat belts and asked him, when are you going to the bar?Will you go in the next few days?There are a lot of people recently.

He said that he would go there when he was free in two days.

I said, do you want to go on Wednesday?

He smiled and said, are you setting time for your boss?

I said, Zhou Ao hired a resident singer on Wednesday, and there is someone who sings well. You are the boss and you haven't heard of it yet.

He said, then I will go on Wednesday, okay?

I said, good.If you are free on Tuesday, come too. On Tuesday, we invited UM's talented bartender.

He said, should I go on Monday too?

I giggled twice.

He sneered and said, I'm sorry, waste material, I'm a world away from you on Monday and Tuesday.