My white moonlight, he pretends to be sick again

In the third year of Shengqi and another autumn, Dazhao ushered in their long-awaited little prince, a heavenly baby boy with loud cries.

In the first year, the emperor said that he was pregnant, and the courtiers waited eagerly. After two years, everyone could think about it. Back then, the emperor lied to them. , trying to come up with a wonderful flattery.

He closed his eyes and counted, and said that the little prince was born from a unicorn, and he had to choose an auspicious day to be born, so he was born after two years of gestation.

After Shao Yunlang received the memorial, his stomach hurt from laughing, and he called him talented, so the little prince decided on the name-Shao Mingqi.

Don’t know? It’s the title of “Kirin Comes to the World”. Since Shao Mingqi was born, Dazhao’s weather has indeed been smooth, so the people have become more and more convinced of this rhetoric. A naked clay doll in a bellyband.

How many times have Shao Yunlang and Gu Yuanzheng sneaked out? To play, and even go to the temple to pat the clay doll's buttocks, think? One day Shao Mingqi will be emperor, and there will be clay sculptures of his bare buttocks everywhere...

Shao Yunlang laughed until his stomach ached again.

The little prince grew up with the blessings of the common people. When he was three years old, according to the folklore, he already had three heads and six arms.

"This fucking is three years old?!" Shao Yunlang pointed to a painting and asked Gu Yuanzheng dumbfounded.

As calm as Queen Gu, she couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.

I saw a picture of "Kirin Prince Exorcising Evil" on the stall. On it was a strong man with knotted muscles and wearing a red bellyband. Only his face looked like a baby, with a sledgehammer in his left hand and a sledgehammer in his right. A green-faced, fang-toothed kid.

"You don't understand." The vendor shook his fan and said triumphantly, "This painting is the real body of the crown prince. Your Highness naturally doesn't look like this on weekdays, eh? Two guests, you We have been looking at it for a while, do you want to buy it?"

Shao Yunlang asked curiously, "You? How can you sell this?"

The vendor sat up straight, and first looked up and down the family of three.

The two adult men are both handsome and slender, wearing a purple-colored brocade robe and a moon-white gown. The man in purple is holding a map to ward off evil spirits and is asking the price. Don't those handsome eyebrows and eyes look like people from the Central Plains? exotic.

The man in white was holding the "Shufangzhai" snack in one hand, and a cute little girl named Yuxue in the other. A long life lock inlaid with gold and jade.

Tsk, capitalized rich!

The peddler got the bottom line, stretched out his five hands and waved, "This is a painting by the ancestor of Pushan. It was opened in Huangji Temple. The price is one price, five taels!"

He knows that these nobles don't care about this little money, five taels, isn't it? It's just a fixed item leaking through the fingers, these nobles don't care.

Who would have thought that the noble young man in purple raised his eyebrows, "One tael? Silver can buy two? Hundred buckets of rice, you? This painting is pasted with gold?"

This young man actually knows the price of rice? !The peddler was a little guilty, rolled his eyes, politely said with a smile: "Then how about a price?"

Shao Yunlang put the paper back on the small stall, pressed it with tiles for him, and looked at the peddler with a half-smile, "I went back to Qingzhou last year to visit relatives, you? Still selling paintings, is your business okay? ? Do these heretics?"

Not really? Isn't it? Well...

Now that the weather is good and the price of food is cheap, people with hands and feet can’t starve to death, but who thinks there is too much money?What happened to saying a few "beautiful words" in order to make money?

When he spoke again, although he was polite, he already meant to chase away customers, "If you don't buy it, don't delay my business."

If this were the Fifth Highness back then, the stall would have been set up by now, but the current emperor just chuckled, looked at the stall again, took his son in a pink skirt from Gu Yuanzheng's arms, turned around and left up.

Behind him the peddler shouted again: "Young Master, you? Really don't want to buy it? One tael? Silver is also worth it. I'll sell you five Zhangs for one tael? Silver!"

Shao Yunlang laughed out loud, bumped Shao Mingqi who was still sleeping in his arms, turned around and said, "My lord is real, only a fool would buy you? That counterfeit."

The child was awakened by the shaking, with wet brown eyes open, not crying, he spit out a bubble of saliva, twisted his fleshy little body to hug Shao Yunlang's neck, and yelled vaguely: "Father..."

Shao Yunlang didn't even look at him, and whispered to Gu Yuanzheng, "This unhealthy trend? It needs to be cured, and the Prince's Temple is nothing more than that. Now they've started to deceive people under the name of Niannian."

When Shao Mingqi heard his nickname, he tilted his head and asked, "Who beats Niannian?"

As a result, the two adults ignored him, and his father frowned and said something to his father that he couldn't understand.

"Boom~" Shao Mingqi spit out a bubble of saliva boredly. When Shao Yunlang carried him and passed a certain sugar figurine stall, his big eyes lit up, and his short legs kicked vigorously, "Father! I want a monkey~"

This stinky boy has already begun to show? Tianqian's strong physical fitness, he jumped forward suddenly, and almost flew out of Shao Yunlang's arms.

"I..." Shao Yunlang choked back the dirty words he was about to utter, his ribs were aching from being kicked by this brat, he clamped Shao Mingqi, turned his head to look at the candy stall, and suddenly smiled and said, "Son , want to eat sugar monkey?"

No? For some reason, the little prince was keenly aware of whether his father was smiling. With good intentions, he blinked his big brown eyes, but the temptation of sugar was too great. Shao Mingqi bit his fingers and nodded, "Yeah, yes~ "

Gu Yuanzheng helped his forehead helplessly, "Xiao Wu, what are you playing again?"

Shao Yunlang chuckled, "You? You'll find out later."

His Majesty bought three sugar monkeys, and also bought a fishing rod from the fishmonger next door. He held one sugar monkey in his mouth, and hung the second one on the fishing line. After wrapping the handkerchief two or three times, Shao Mingqi carried it on his back.

The sugar monkey dangled in front of his eyes, and the corners of Nian Nian's lips were dribbling. As soon as Shao Yunlang let go, he couldn't wait to catch the sugar monkey.

However, when he walked, the sugar monkey also walked. There was always a distance between the short legs and the dangling sugar monkey. Although Shao Mingqi was young, he was just like his father. Stubborn temper?, so the little short legs chased the sugar monkey even harder.

Gu Yuanzheng: "..."

Shao Yunlang: "Hahahahaha!!"

It was getting late, and there were not many people on the street, but as long as someone passed by, they couldn't help but stop to look at the milky little doll. The little guy had a tight little face, like a little boy with firm steps The duck has a shy belly, and every time it runs, the flesh on the cheeks trembles, making people want to poke it.

The two fathers following behind are even more of a pair of sons and daughters. The taller gentle man is full of doting brows and eyes, while the other handsome and romantic one hooks his shoulders and smiles beside him He doesn't care about image at all.

Even so, the little girl still blushed when she saw it.

Shao Yunlang was tall and had long legs. He was afraid that Shao Mingqi would fall, so he followed him all the time. His Majesty quickly finished eating the sugar monkey, and said with a smack of his tongue, "Tian Tian, ​​why does he love this stuff?"

Gu Yuanzheng took out his handkerchief, grabbed his hand and wiped the sticky sugar juice for him, thought of something, shook his head and said: "You? How dare you say every year, you? You also have A tooth? Great, don’t steal his milk cakes from now on.”

"Tsk..." Shao Yunlang couldn't help but said: "Ayuan, you? Don't say I'm like a child. Let me ask you, my tooth is in the bottom? How do you know?"

Gu Yuanzheng: "..."

"Ah..." Shao Yunlang squinted his eyes and smiled, leaned into Gu Yuanzheng's ear and said, "A few days ago in the middle of the night, you brought me water and rinsed my mouth, and then you saw it during the inspection? Eh? Empress, why are you rinsing your mouth? ?”

The warm breath he exhaled landed on Gu Yuanzheng's ears, and penetrated into the ear orifices delicately, and finally scratched the tip of his heart like a feather.

Gu Yuanzheng's Adam's apple slipped, and the hand that was holding him was also tightened, and he let it go for a while, as if nothing had happened, and said: "I will be taught every year when I go back every year, I think I will spend time alone with His Majesty? It's very long."

"Ahaha..." Shao Yunlang laughed dryly, "You? What are you talking about? It's windy, I didn't hear clearly... Oh? Brat go straight, where are you going?"

His Majesty took two steps forward, caught up with the little prince who had run sideways, lifted the clothes behind him, and carried the little cub back to the main road.

Shao Mingqi was tired from running, and finally tripped over a small stone, and sat down on the ground. This time he fell, he gritted his teeth and burst into tears, but uncle Yan Lingxu said, do men bleed? Weeping, the prince clenched his small fists, making Jindouzi stop in his eye sockets.

It's just that the sugar monkey was tossed all the way, and finally fell off the fishing rod, and it was stained with mud. It seemed that it couldn't be eaten.

Now the little man who loves to wear small skirts couldn't hold back, he pursed his mouth and let out a whimper, then his clothes tightened, and Shao Yunlang lifted him up.

The emperor knelt down, kicked the dirty sugar monkey away, pinched his son's limp face, felt that it was almost funny, and it was time to coax him, so he coughed and said solemnly: "Why are you crying? You? Back ?Look around, how far have you walked today?"

Shao Mingqi sniffed his little nose, and turned around to see, how far away from the sugar monkey stall!

"It's only this far from Jinghua Palace to Longchen Palace, next time you walk back by yourself? Come!" Shao Yunlang pressed his little head, and turned the stunned cub, "No? Let Atao hold it, do you know?"

In the next generation, the Empress Dowager Yan taught Shao Yunlang harshly, but spoiled Shao Mingqi a little bit, which made this little guy a little lazy now.

"Understood, Father." Shao Mingqi nodded obediently.

"Good son." Shao Yunlang smiled in satisfaction, reached into his sleeve and touched it, "Sugar Monkey, Father, here is still..."

Then he took out a piece of sticky oil painting sugar paper under the child's hot and bright eyes that were about to burn through his sleeves.

That monkey melted away.

Shao Mingqi: "..."

Shao Yunlang: "..."

The father and son looked at each other face to face for a moment, and His Royal Highness finally burst into tears.

"Ah..." Shao Yunlang's scalp went numb, he looked up to Gu Yuanzheng for help, pointed at the twitching little body and said, "Ah Yuan, you? Look, he's crying..."

Gu Yuanzheng sighed, "I saw it, and...Your Majesty, you laughed too loudly."

The author has something to say: "I was pregnant" for two years, two years, so it is called every year.

写着写着突然想到，爱穿小裙子的年年长大该是个少女攻吧哈哈哈哈哈感谢在2021-09-0922:30:06~2021-09-1022:52:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 5 Fenglinniao; 1 soy milk fritter;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Feng Linniao; 1 bottle of Yan Menggui Yan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!