Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

I looked at the friend interface, and then looked at the player standing in front of me...

[Private chat] Sea oath: You... are... Lu... Xiao...?

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Yes

After seeing this answer, Qiao Luoyan felt that the sky was getting dark, no, no, it was already night, Qiao Luoyan felt that his sky was about to collapse! !

[Private chat] Sea oath: You...you...you...how are you a woman! ! ! ! !

She is also a classic beauty type that he likes very much, dressed in white, like a fairy descending to earth.Well, though that's not the point.

For the first time, Lu Xiao felt that he was a little stupid. After being forced to play this account by Lu Di for a week, he didn't know that this account was a woman, and she was married to Lu Di!

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: You are also a woman.

[Private Chat] Eachother: I... There is a reason for this! ! !

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: I also have a reason.

Qiao Luoyan felt like crying.

Well, it seems that my wishful thinking has been broken into pieces.

Qiao Luoyan clicked on Xiao Liu'er's profile and found that the other party was only level 36!For him who was almost at the full level, Xiao Liu'er was just a baby that had just hatched.

Let's look at Xiao Liu'er's equipment... Well, Qiao Luoyan doesn't expect Xiao Liu'er to have any famous and rare good equipment even at level 30, but judging by her not-so-cheap white dress fashion, she probably is People who are willing to spend money in the game, but Xiao Liu'er's equipment is really horrible, not to mention the armor on his body is not complete, even the shoes are useless, and the gun in his hand was given by the NPC who just came out of Novice Village.

One must know that Haiyan couldn't find a piece of rare equipment that wasn't a red name. Compared with Haiyan, Xiao Liu'er really looked like a person who crawled out of a slum, Qiao Luoyan couldn't help feeling a burst of pity.

[Private chat] Sea oath: Why is your level so low?

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: I just play

[Private chat] Sea oath: Nonsense, of course I know you're playing!Why is your equipment so scumbag?

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: Just playing

[Private Chat] Eachother: This can't be scum like this.Your fashion is quite expensive.

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: Someone else bought it

Qiao Luoyan stared at the screen in shock. Could it be that Lu Xiao is the legendary shemale who swindles money?After thinking about it, it's impossible, Lu Xiao has nothing to look at except for the expensive fashion and equipment... Qiao Luoyan doesn't like to delve into an unimportant matter, so he shook his head and prepared to ignore it. It's my own business.

[Private chat] Sea oath: Hey, I was planning to team up with you to PK, your level is so low, I will take you to upgrade.

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Yes

Hai vowed to stand in front of Xiao Liu'er, squatting down like a human body, and shielding her from the monsters in front, while Xiao Liu'er hid behind her and kept shooting and killing.

Qiao Luoyan yawned boredly as he watched the monsters who kept attacking the sea oath attack one after another, it was really boring to bring a young chick to level up.

But I can't upgrade myself, so it's better to help my junior as a good deed.Thinking of this, Qiao Luoyan was relieved.

With nothing to do, Qiao Luoyan began to study Xiao Liu'er's information.This time it seemed like I saw something extraordinary.

[Private chat] Sea oath: Damn, you're actually married! !

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Huh?has a problem?

Looking at Xiao Liu'er's partner's profile, it was a level 76 swordsman, and the equipment on his body was the same as Xiao Liu'er's. It was scumbag, but the fashion was quite expensive. They really deserved to be husband and wife.

[Private Chat] Eachother: Why is your husband such a scumbag?

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: He is busy with work and doesn't play often.

[Private Chat] Eachother: Then you are still not divorced.

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: Isn't marriage very important in this game, whether it's leveling up or doing tasks.

[Private chat] Sea oath: ...

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: It seems that you are at your level, and you can only upgrade after doing husband and wife tasks.

[Private chat] Sea oath: ...

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: You should also find a husband quickly, otherwise you won't be able to level up when you have enough experience.

[Private chat] Sea oath: Fuck you! !

Seeing Haiyan who was sitting in front of him as a human shield, Xiao Liu'er suddenly stood up and made a big move. The bunch of little monsters he had just attracted were all knocked down by Haiyan's move, and then sat down again. Back to the original place.

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: What's wrong with you?

[Private chat] Sea oath: I'll be alone for a while, you continue.

Xiao Liu'er was confused by Haiyan's reaction, and had no choice but to attract monsters to fight him.

On the other side, Qiao Luoyan was complaining to Han Sheng on QQ.

Eachother oath: Sister! TAT

Shili Shengge: What?

Sea oath: Sister, why are you not in the game today, TAT.

Shili Shengge: I went to dinner with my roommate, and I'll be right back now, what's wrong?

Eachother: My fucking wishful thinking has turned into scum! !

Shili Shengge: Is Lu Xiao married?

Sea oath: He is not only married, but also with a man.

Shili Shengge: Sword Blade Island still has this function?

Eachother: The female number he plays! !

Shili Shengge: He also plays the transvestite?I can't see it.

Eachother: The most important thing is, he is still running on me! !

As he said that, Qiao Luoyan randomly intercepted a picture of the conversation just now, and sent it to Han Sheng.

Shili Shengge: Speech, you're taking others to level up monsters now, how about playing with them?

Sea oath: If you want to raise me, you have to raise a man too!

Eachother: The point is not this! !

Shili Shengge: Forget it, forget it, I'll take you to the lunatic asylum to recruit relatives when I come back later.

When Qiao Luoyan returned to the game interface, he saw Xiao Liuer being chased and beaten by a group of mobs. He didn't know whether it was because he hung up for too long or what, but the group of mobs actually ignored her human shield. Yan sighed helplessly, took out the death secret and cast a small skill at a group of mobs chasing Xiao Liu'er, and the mobs fell down in response.This group of little monsters is obviously suitable for people around level 30 to upgrade. Judging from Xiao Liuer's current level, it should be very easy to fight, but Xiao Liuer almost died after working so hard, probably because the equipment is too scumbag.

[Private Chat] Eachother: You go to the level 20 leveling area over there to fight.

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: I'm 36!

[Private chat] Sea oath: Who told you that your equipment is so scumbag!

[Private Chat] Little Six: ...

[Private chat] Sea oath: I'm going to check the dungeon, and I'll find you later.

[Private Chat] Little Six: Oh

Hai vowed to go to Maple Blade Garden to find a few temporary teammates, and brush up the Bat King dungeon. This dungeon is easy to explode some rare equipment dungeons, but it is difficult to win this dungeon if the level does not have three digits. People of Liu'er's level would probably die if they were touched twice by Bat King's mobs, and they would not even have a chance to meet the boss, so each other vowed not to let Xiao Liu'er go with him.

Hai Swear was in a bad mood, chatting casually with members of the guild, while paddling behind her temporary teammates, even when she saw the final boss, she, who was always at the front, was still hiding behind and paddling , put a small skill from time to time.

Fortunately, the strength of the temporary teammates is quite strong, and it is not too strenuous to fight the boss, and no one was killed.

The boss just fell, and the fallen things scattered all over the floor.Haiyan started to snatch the things that fell down as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

[Team] Teammate A: All in all, you looked like you were going to die when you fought the boss just now, but now you are so excited about grabbing things, how shameless you are.

[Team] Teammate B: Hey, didn't the oath say that the lost cloak would be mine when he joined the team just now?

[Team] Teammate C: I swear to each other, what are you doing, a mech warrior, grabbing a sniper's gun?

[Team] Eachother: If you don’t pick up things that fall, you think I’m a fool?

Haiyan successfully snatched a top-quality gun dropped by the boss, a cloak that was not bad but not top-quality, and a bunch of small things that were there or not.I was about to run towards the front bag, but the system showed that I was kicked out of the team by the captain, and the bag belonging to the team disappeared.

Soon the world heard the abuse from the temporary teammates just now.

[World] Teammate A: Shame on each other!Do not fight BOSS and grab things!If it weren't for the fact that you are a woman, I would have killed you long ago.

"People like Haishi should never be temporary teammates again!"

"Yes, the last time I teamed up with Sea Oath to fight an octopus, I actually snatched the colorful dragon scales that I didn't see until half a month ago! This kind of person is really cheap!"

"The oath of sea also stole my equipment last time!"

"With such a thick skin, I seriously doubt that Haishi is a human demon."

"Which gang have you ever seen with a female MT, she must be a transvestite!"

"Shemale +1"

"Shemale +2"

"Shemale +10086"

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The world's curses lasted for nearly half an hour, but Qiao Luoyan hummed indifferently, studying the cloak and gun he had just snatched.

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