Daily life of male god and cat

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Male God: Xiao Hei, Xiao Hua, take a shower.

"Meow~~" The black cat lightly stepped into the bathtub, but the flower cat disappeared for a long time.

Male God [Rubbing Black Cat]: The water is getting cold, let's wash it for you first.

Half an hour later, the male god was drying Xiao Hei's cat hair on the sofa: "Go and play."

The black cat happily jumped out of the window sill. The male god looked out the window at night. There was no shadow of the cat under the street lamp. He went into the bathroom to clean the tub. In the dark bathroom, a pair of blue pupils floated in the air in horror.

The male god [clicks on the light in surprise]: Xiaohua?

The cat was sitting in the cold bath water, sneezing all over the place, with mud hanging on its forehead, a sock and a few leaves floating in the bathtub, and an inline wheel mark on its back...

Male God: ... How long have you been sitting?

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The male god changed to clean and warm bath water, and patiently washed the cat's mess.

Cat: MUAMUAMUAMUAMUA [lick lick lick] MUAMUAMUAMUAMUA~~

The male god [wipes his licked chin with the back of his hand]: Turn around, I'll wash your back for you.

The flower cat kicked its legs and stepped on the water unhappily.

After a few minutes.

Cat [Lying on the mirror]: MUAMUAMUAMUA [lick lick lick] MUAMUAMUAMUA~~

The male god [finally successfully washed off the inline wheel marks on the cat's back]: Huh...

Meanwhile, the streets in the distance.

Girl A: I accidentally bumped into a cat when I was skating here!I saw it flying away and laying motionless on the grass, thinking it was dead, but in the blink of an eye it jumped up and ran away, like a ghost!You said it will be fine, right?

Girl B: It might be a stray cat. It shouldn’t be hurt by running so fast...

Girl A: That cat is very beautiful, not like a stray cat, has a pair of beautiful blue eyes, [sighs] I hope I didn't hurt him.

Girl B: No, it doesn't bark yet, it must be very strong!

midnight.

Flower Cat [suddenly opens its eyes]: Oooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Awakened black cat: ? ? ! !

The male god who was awakened: What's wrong?Where does it hurt?

Flower Cat [Lying on the ground and poking out its butt]: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !

Male God: Does your back hurt?But you fell asleep.

Flower cat [tears and tears flowing]: MUAMUAMUAMUAMA [lick lick lick] MUAMUAMUAMUA~~

The male god squatted by the nest and let the cat lick his hands until the cat closed its eyes and fell asleep.

Seventeen

Shooting team training base.

The arrow missed the red heart, and it was between the seventh and eighth rings by visual inspection.

Teammate Xiao Mo: What's wrong with you?It's not like your usual level.

The male god put down the compound bow without saying a word, and touched the itchy back of his right hand with his left hand.

Xiao Mo: Why is the back of your hand so red?

Male God: It's been like this lately...

Xiao Mo [patting the male god on the shoulder]: The training camp is about to start, you should go to the hospital to have a look.

hospital.

Dr. Situ [Tui Tui glasses]: What symptoms?

Goddess: Recently, I have been having red rashes on my hands, sometimes on my chin and neck.

Dr. Situ [check carefully]: Well, you are allergic, have you eaten anything strange recently?

Male God [Memories]: My cat sometimes picks up some weird things in my bowl, but I throw away all the food and the bowl has been sterilized.

Situ [black line]: .........Do you have a cat at home?

Male God: Raised two.

Situ: Do those two cats often lick you?

Male god [initiation]:!

The author has something to say: put it in the manuscript box, belatedly say Happy New Year!

It's a fantasy novel, cats can turn into humans, don't be serious about blue eyes...