Daily life of male god and cat

Eight

Lao Mao: It's very simple, don't you know "oh"?Just add a "Mi" in front of "嗤"~~

The flower cat squinted its eyes and tensed its back, trying to make a mime sound: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...u oh——

Old cat: ...

The tabby cat drooped its ears, staring at its own shadow in despair.

The old cat jumped up and down and stamped its paws: It's that simple!But it's a meme!Mimi, mimi, mimi, mimi—(suddenly screaming) Ouch, you rabid cat! !Don't bite the cat even if the microphone doesn't come out! !

nine

Lace man on the phone while driving: How about my potential? I'm the only one in our group who got a driver's license at the age of 19!There is no way to be born tall, rich and handsome!Don't worry, I'm watching all directions and listening to all directions... [slams on the brakes] Damn it! !

The tabby cat that was crossing the road held down the black cat, and the Ferrari stopped on top of them.

The male god [hurries over, kneels beside the car and leans over, reaching out to the two cats who are hiding their heads under the car and dare not get up]: Xiao Hei!little flower!It's okay, come out!

Xiao Hei [crawls out tremblingly]: Meow meow...

The male god [holds up Xiao Hei]: It's all right. [Looking at the flower cat still lying under the car] How are you?Why are you silent?

The flower cat shook its head and let out a suppressed sob.

Lace Man: Why does this cat meow like a cow?

Male God [stretches out his hand]: It's okay, you can call it whatever you want, I'm here.

Flower Cat [swoops out and hugs the male god's arm]: Awwhhhhhhhh——

Xiao Hei: ...

Lace Man [blocking ears with both hands]: This is the legendary infrasonic attack, it's just horrific... Thank you for being able to bear it...

[-]. The Spiritual Diary of Huamao

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