Elder brothers and princesses chatted together, but no one paid any attention to the imperial grandmother who fell into the eyes of money.
Qiqige sighed in her heart, the child is grown up, it's not easy to lie!
But Qiqige is not in a hurry, her Qibao is so good at spreading dog blood, she will definitely be popular.
The dog blood drama written by the seventh princess and the fourth princess won unanimous praise from the princesses and brothers for the first time.
Whether they are high-ranking officials or ordinary people, everyone loves to go to the theater.They have seen the drama of lovers getting married, the drama of immortals defeating demons, and the drama of fighting the world, but they have never seen the drama of family ethics dripping with blood.
The play became popular all of a sudden, and the theaters were packed without exception.Xi Yuanzi, who failed to act in this play, was envious but helpless.
There are those kind of idlers who ran all over the theaters and compared them specifically to see which troupe had the best singing.
The dog blood sprinkled by the seven princesses made this play eye-catching, and the four princesses created a literary and catchy libretto that made the play full of stamina.
Benefiting from this drama, the business of the pharmacy has become booming.
In the past, dignitaries used to invite doctors to their homes when they saw a doctor, but now they prefer to visit in person.
The first thing to do when you come to the pharmacy and see the doctor is not to describe the condition, but to ask, which family is the prototype of the dog blood theory drama.
There are also a few brave sons who want to pay the doctor to go and see the room where the corpse was dissected.
The doctor who received the treatment was so annoyed that he didn't want to see a doctor. If he didn't see a doctor, he would hurry up and leave. Who will answer your rude questions!
Regardless of whether the people who come to the pharmacy come to see a doctor or not, it is a fact that the business of the pharmacy has improved.The shop is managed by the sixth princess, and Qiqige handed over the shop to her with confidence and asked her to help her make money.
As for Qiqige, she has mastered a new wealth code and wants to create new wealth values.
Qiqige: "We have the best relationship! I must give you this opportunity!"
The emperor was not happy, "You finally went back to the palace, just to get some money from me?"
"Tsk! How can you think of me so much? I'm doing it for your own good!" Qiqige began to reason with the emperor, "The play made up by the seventh princess and the fourth princess is very popular, I just thought, you are the emperor, It's time to make up a play for you, to praise your sage's greatness!"
The emperor smiled and waved his hands, "Please forgive me! I still want face!"
The emperor is also a human being, and he also likes to listen to good words, but when he imagined the scene of himself capturing Oboi and the story of leveling San Francisco on the stage, he felt his scalp tingle.
Paying someone to write your own playbook, and the person who wrote it is still your own daughter. Isn't this spending money to praise yourself?What a shame!
Qiqige persuaded his son to be thick-skinned, "Be more confident, you are very good. A good emperor like you must stand on the stage and accept the praises of the people."
The emperor was even more unwilling. When he died, his descendants would naturally write history books for him and sing praises for him.He is still alive, and he really can't hear this.Furthermore, ordinary people are not puppets, they have their own ideas.If the play is scheduled, but no one goes to see it, he will be even more ashamed!
Qiqige said: "I've already thought about how to write a drama book for you! Just write it...you go to various places to inspect, and then punish corrupt officials. Once you go out, you can talk about love, pick up a beautiful woman back to the palace, and then go out for a while." Let’s take another beautiful woman back to the palace. What do you think? Does it sound particularly lustful... no, very romantic and suave!"
The emperor reminded Qiqige helplessly, "Emperor Niang, you have told the truth."
Qiqige pretended to be stupid, "Oh? Is there? No! Hahahahaha!"
The emperor sighed: "Emperor Niang, please spare me! There are enough women in the palace, don't you think it's not messy enough?"
Qiqige started to mess around, "I don't care, I'm going to make trouble! I don't have any clients, so you have to be my first client, and you have to set an example."
The emperor thought to himself: The model takes the lead in doing good deeds, what is he doing?
The emperor couldn't hold back Qiqige, so he could only agree to spend money to book the playbook.
At the same time, he also made a lot of requests, "You are not allowed to write about my deeds. You can write about your parents, you can write about your seven aunts and eight aunts, but you are not allowed to write about me. I don't have such a thick skin, and I listen to others singing about me on stage. "
Qiqige: "Oh, this is simple, just add money."
The emperor thought he had heard it wrong, "Shouldn't the playbook I decided be based on my ideas? Why do you have to make up stories centered on me?"
Qiqige smiled and said, "You are right, but as long as you ask for it, you will have to pay more."
Your Majesty: Got it, you just went back to the palace to cheat money.
In order to preserve his reputation, the emperor compromised.
"Okay, I'll send someone to send money to Queen Empress later, please let me live."
The emperor lost a large sum of money and got a story about his family's short story.
After Qiqige cheated her son, she wanted to cheat her grandson.It's best to be familiar with deceiving people, so Qiqige focused on the fourth and fifth elder brothers.
Qiqige has a shortcoming, she is eccentric, she is obviously patriarchal.She has a good relationship with the princesses, but the first time she got familiar with her, she only thought of the fourth elder brother and the fifth elder brother.
The poor fourth elder brother has no property in his hands, the fifth elder brother opened a free academy, and the two elder brothers who are living a tight life have to be cheated by Qi Qige.
The fourth elder brother is a good boy, if the emperor doesn't arrange errands for him, he will obediently stay in the imperial study and study, not going anywhere.
When he heard that Qiqige had returned to the palace, he took the initiative to greet Qiqige at his door.
Qiqige first hypocritically cared about my good grandson, "Are you tired from studying and practicing martial arts recently? Did you eat well? Did you sleep well at night?"
The fourth elder brother smiled and said: "Grandmother, don't worry about me, I'm fine. It's cold recently, and I don't like martial arts, so I spend most of my time in the imperial study. I eat well and sleep well. I got fatter in summer."
The fourth elder brother turned his attention to grandma again, "Is the imperial grandma okay outside the palace? I heard that you always eat from the stalls on the street recently. Although the food at the stalls is delicious, it is not very clean when people come and go. You can eat it once in a while, not often."
Qiqige hurriedly laughed and said: "I don't eat anymore, I'm busy with other things recently! I don't have time to eat those! Yinzhen! You have seen the play written by your fourth and seventh sisters, do you think it is good? How about I ask them to write a play for you too?"
Brother Si smiled and said, "That play is of course good, but you don't need to write plays for me, I don't like watching plays very much."
Qiqige persuaded: "Hey! This is a way to promote yourself! The show is popular, and it can help you make a name for yourself!"
The fourth elder brother was in a hurry, "No need! No need to make a name for me!"
The one who deserves the most fame is Huang Ama, no matter how bad he is, he is still the crown prince, where is it his turn?
Qiqige enthusiastically promoted, "I've already thought up the plot for you, it's not appropriate to praise your literary talent and martial arts strategy, and your Huang Ama must come first for this matter!"
The fourth elder brother breathed a sigh of relief, the emperor's grandmother is still reliable.
Qi Qige continued: "Let's write a story similar to the young hero Nezha! Nezha is the incarnation of lotus root, and you are the incarnation of potatoes! How about it?"
The fourth elder brother was terrified, let alone how dirty the incarnation of Tudou is, it would be wrong to compare him to a little Nezha!Little Nezha has a bad relationship with his father, and even resisted his father.What does the imperial grandmother want to do, want me to rebel against Huang Ama?
"Imperial Grandmother, you can't do this! You can't do it!" The fourth elder brother thought to himself, you are trying to kill me!
"I... I will give money to the imperial grandmother, and the imperial grandmother will stop making up stories about me. Do you think this will work?"
The fourth elder brother understands Qiqige, doesn't the imperial grandmother just want money?He gave, and only begged the imperial grandmother to let him go.
Qiqige nodded, "Are you trying to buy out my creative rights?"
Buy out the creative rights?This word sounds new, but it is very clear and clear.
The fourth elder brother nodded again and again, "That's right, I just ask Grandmother to let me go."
Qiqige nodded in satisfaction, "Although the right to create is priceless, who made you my favorite grandson! Well, let's discuss the price!"
Qiqige charged the corresponding fee according to the financial ability of the fourth elder brother.
Later, when the fifth elder brother returned to the palace, the fourth elder brother went to the gate of Ningshou Palace to stop him first.
"Are you going to pay your respects to the imperial grandmother?" the fourth elder brother asked.
Fifth elder brother nodded, "Yes! Fourth brother, do you want to go together?"
The fourth elder brother sighed wistfully, "The emperor's grandmother is very good, but sometimes she is very bad."
The fourth elder brother told his tragic experience to the fifth elder brother, and he kindly reminded his younger brother.
"Be careful when you go to pay your respects!"
The fifth elder brother thanked the fourth elder brother for his kindness, but he didn't care about it.
"I just want to promote my academy! Fourth brother, look at Sixth Sister's pharmacy. Because of a play, it is now making a lot of money. My academy does not charge money. Is teaching and educating people better than pharmacy? The qualifications of the students are not good, relying on those stupid students, when will my academy become famous all over the world? Just in time, I came to ask the emperor's grandmother for help, the future of the academy depends on the emperor's grandmother!"
The fourth elder brother looked at the fifth younger brother enviously.
That's great, people spend money to buy playbooks, and they can still see some effect. He spends money to buy a non-existent creative right. How can there be any reason for this?
The fifth elder brother happily entered the Ningshou Palace and greeted Qiqige.
"Grandmother, please write me a playbook!"
Isn't this a pillow sent by someone when he was sleepy?
Qiqige warmly received customers, "What kind of playbook do you want? Just ask, and we will do our best to achieve it!"
The fifth elder brother said: "I just want to promote my academy. You must write me as a great benevolent person who is not for fame and wealth, but only for students. You should also mention the future achievements of my academy."
"Oh, I understand. It's written in the drama book. Your academy has produced several champions and cultivated many talents."
The fifth elder brother nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, yes, the emperor's grandmother understands me."
The fifth elder brother made a lot of requests, and Qiqige ordered someone to take a paper and write them down.
The fifth elder brother talked on and on for a quarter of an hour, and finally finished his request.Qiqige's eyes were dazzled looking at the dense demands.
Fifth elder brother asked: "Grandmother, is my request too much?"
Qiqige is very gentle when dealing with customers, and she said against her will: "Not much! As long as you have enough money, we can fulfill any request!"
Fifth elder brother smiled embarrassingly, "Grandmother, you also know that my academy is a money-swallowing monster. I'm short of money recently, can I get credit?"
Qiqige immediately turned cold, why are you talking to me if you don't have money?How dare you ask me so many rude demands without money!
Qiqige shouted: "Come here! Bring my Zhangba Snake Spear, and close the gate for me!"
Qiqige sighed in her heart, the child is grown up, it's not easy to lie!
But Qiqige is not in a hurry, her Qibao is so good at spreading dog blood, she will definitely be popular.
The dog blood drama written by the seventh princess and the fourth princess won unanimous praise from the princesses and brothers for the first time.
Whether they are high-ranking officials or ordinary people, everyone loves to go to the theater.They have seen the drama of lovers getting married, the drama of immortals defeating demons, and the drama of fighting the world, but they have never seen the drama of family ethics dripping with blood.
The play became popular all of a sudden, and the theaters were packed without exception.Xi Yuanzi, who failed to act in this play, was envious but helpless.
There are those kind of idlers who ran all over the theaters and compared them specifically to see which troupe had the best singing.
The dog blood sprinkled by the seven princesses made this play eye-catching, and the four princesses created a literary and catchy libretto that made the play full of stamina.
Benefiting from this drama, the business of the pharmacy has become booming.
In the past, dignitaries used to invite doctors to their homes when they saw a doctor, but now they prefer to visit in person.
The first thing to do when you come to the pharmacy and see the doctor is not to describe the condition, but to ask, which family is the prototype of the dog blood theory drama.
There are also a few brave sons who want to pay the doctor to go and see the room where the corpse was dissected.
The doctor who received the treatment was so annoyed that he didn't want to see a doctor. If he didn't see a doctor, he would hurry up and leave. Who will answer your rude questions!
Regardless of whether the people who come to the pharmacy come to see a doctor or not, it is a fact that the business of the pharmacy has improved.The shop is managed by the sixth princess, and Qiqige handed over the shop to her with confidence and asked her to help her make money.
As for Qiqige, she has mastered a new wealth code and wants to create new wealth values.
Qiqige: "We have the best relationship! I must give you this opportunity!"
The emperor was not happy, "You finally went back to the palace, just to get some money from me?"
"Tsk! How can you think of me so much? I'm doing it for your own good!" Qiqige began to reason with the emperor, "The play made up by the seventh princess and the fourth princess is very popular, I just thought, you are the emperor, It's time to make up a play for you, to praise your sage's greatness!"
The emperor smiled and waved his hands, "Please forgive me! I still want face!"
The emperor is also a human being, and he also likes to listen to good words, but when he imagined the scene of himself capturing Oboi and the story of leveling San Francisco on the stage, he felt his scalp tingle.
Paying someone to write your own playbook, and the person who wrote it is still your own daughter. Isn't this spending money to praise yourself?What a shame!
Qiqige persuaded his son to be thick-skinned, "Be more confident, you are very good. A good emperor like you must stand on the stage and accept the praises of the people."
The emperor was even more unwilling. When he died, his descendants would naturally write history books for him and sing praises for him.He is still alive, and he really can't hear this.Furthermore, ordinary people are not puppets, they have their own ideas.If the play is scheduled, but no one goes to see it, he will be even more ashamed!
Qiqige said: "I've already thought about how to write a drama book for you! Just write it...you go to various places to inspect, and then punish corrupt officials. Once you go out, you can talk about love, pick up a beautiful woman back to the palace, and then go out for a while." Let’s take another beautiful woman back to the palace. What do you think? Does it sound particularly lustful... no, very romantic and suave!"
The emperor reminded Qiqige helplessly, "Emperor Niang, you have told the truth."
Qiqige pretended to be stupid, "Oh? Is there? No! Hahahahaha!"
The emperor sighed: "Emperor Niang, please spare me! There are enough women in the palace, don't you think it's not messy enough?"
Qiqige started to mess around, "I don't care, I'm going to make trouble! I don't have any clients, so you have to be my first client, and you have to set an example."
The emperor thought to himself: The model takes the lead in doing good deeds, what is he doing?
The emperor couldn't hold back Qiqige, so he could only agree to spend money to book the playbook.
At the same time, he also made a lot of requests, "You are not allowed to write about my deeds. You can write about your parents, you can write about your seven aunts and eight aunts, but you are not allowed to write about me. I don't have such a thick skin, and I listen to others singing about me on stage. "
Qiqige: "Oh, this is simple, just add money."
The emperor thought he had heard it wrong, "Shouldn't the playbook I decided be based on my ideas? Why do you have to make up stories centered on me?"
Qiqige smiled and said, "You are right, but as long as you ask for it, you will have to pay more."
Your Majesty: Got it, you just went back to the palace to cheat money.
In order to preserve his reputation, the emperor compromised.
"Okay, I'll send someone to send money to Queen Empress later, please let me live."
The emperor lost a large sum of money and got a story about his family's short story.
After Qiqige cheated her son, she wanted to cheat her grandson.It's best to be familiar with deceiving people, so Qiqige focused on the fourth and fifth elder brothers.
Qiqige has a shortcoming, she is eccentric, she is obviously patriarchal.She has a good relationship with the princesses, but the first time she got familiar with her, she only thought of the fourth elder brother and the fifth elder brother.
The poor fourth elder brother has no property in his hands, the fifth elder brother opened a free academy, and the two elder brothers who are living a tight life have to be cheated by Qi Qige.
The fourth elder brother is a good boy, if the emperor doesn't arrange errands for him, he will obediently stay in the imperial study and study, not going anywhere.
When he heard that Qiqige had returned to the palace, he took the initiative to greet Qiqige at his door.
Qiqige first hypocritically cared about my good grandson, "Are you tired from studying and practicing martial arts recently? Did you eat well? Did you sleep well at night?"
The fourth elder brother smiled and said: "Grandmother, don't worry about me, I'm fine. It's cold recently, and I don't like martial arts, so I spend most of my time in the imperial study. I eat well and sleep well. I got fatter in summer."
The fourth elder brother turned his attention to grandma again, "Is the imperial grandma okay outside the palace? I heard that you always eat from the stalls on the street recently. Although the food at the stalls is delicious, it is not very clean when people come and go. You can eat it once in a while, not often."
Qiqige hurriedly laughed and said: "I don't eat anymore, I'm busy with other things recently! I don't have time to eat those! Yinzhen! You have seen the play written by your fourth and seventh sisters, do you think it is good? How about I ask them to write a play for you too?"
Brother Si smiled and said, "That play is of course good, but you don't need to write plays for me, I don't like watching plays very much."
Qiqige persuaded: "Hey! This is a way to promote yourself! The show is popular, and it can help you make a name for yourself!"
The fourth elder brother was in a hurry, "No need! No need to make a name for me!"
The one who deserves the most fame is Huang Ama, no matter how bad he is, he is still the crown prince, where is it his turn?
Qiqige enthusiastically promoted, "I've already thought up the plot for you, it's not appropriate to praise your literary talent and martial arts strategy, and your Huang Ama must come first for this matter!"
The fourth elder brother breathed a sigh of relief, the emperor's grandmother is still reliable.
Qi Qige continued: "Let's write a story similar to the young hero Nezha! Nezha is the incarnation of lotus root, and you are the incarnation of potatoes! How about it?"
The fourth elder brother was terrified, let alone how dirty the incarnation of Tudou is, it would be wrong to compare him to a little Nezha!Little Nezha has a bad relationship with his father, and even resisted his father.What does the imperial grandmother want to do, want me to rebel against Huang Ama?
"Imperial Grandmother, you can't do this! You can't do it!" The fourth elder brother thought to himself, you are trying to kill me!
"I... I will give money to the imperial grandmother, and the imperial grandmother will stop making up stories about me. Do you think this will work?"
The fourth elder brother understands Qiqige, doesn't the imperial grandmother just want money?He gave, and only begged the imperial grandmother to let him go.
Qiqige nodded, "Are you trying to buy out my creative rights?"
Buy out the creative rights?This word sounds new, but it is very clear and clear.
The fourth elder brother nodded again and again, "That's right, I just ask Grandmother to let me go."
Qiqige nodded in satisfaction, "Although the right to create is priceless, who made you my favorite grandson! Well, let's discuss the price!"
Qiqige charged the corresponding fee according to the financial ability of the fourth elder brother.
Later, when the fifth elder brother returned to the palace, the fourth elder brother went to the gate of Ningshou Palace to stop him first.
"Are you going to pay your respects to the imperial grandmother?" the fourth elder brother asked.
Fifth elder brother nodded, "Yes! Fourth brother, do you want to go together?"
The fourth elder brother sighed wistfully, "The emperor's grandmother is very good, but sometimes she is very bad."
The fourth elder brother told his tragic experience to the fifth elder brother, and he kindly reminded his younger brother.
"Be careful when you go to pay your respects!"
The fifth elder brother thanked the fourth elder brother for his kindness, but he didn't care about it.
"I just want to promote my academy! Fourth brother, look at Sixth Sister's pharmacy. Because of a play, it is now making a lot of money. My academy does not charge money. Is teaching and educating people better than pharmacy? The qualifications of the students are not good, relying on those stupid students, when will my academy become famous all over the world? Just in time, I came to ask the emperor's grandmother for help, the future of the academy depends on the emperor's grandmother!"
The fourth elder brother looked at the fifth younger brother enviously.
That's great, people spend money to buy playbooks, and they can still see some effect. He spends money to buy a non-existent creative right. How can there be any reason for this?
The fifth elder brother happily entered the Ningshou Palace and greeted Qiqige.
"Grandmother, please write me a playbook!"
Isn't this a pillow sent by someone when he was sleepy?
Qiqige warmly received customers, "What kind of playbook do you want? Just ask, and we will do our best to achieve it!"
The fifth elder brother said: "I just want to promote my academy. You must write me as a great benevolent person who is not for fame and wealth, but only for students. You should also mention the future achievements of my academy."
"Oh, I understand. It's written in the drama book. Your academy has produced several champions and cultivated many talents."
The fifth elder brother nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, yes, the emperor's grandmother understands me."
The fifth elder brother made a lot of requests, and Qiqige ordered someone to take a paper and write them down.
The fifth elder brother talked on and on for a quarter of an hour, and finally finished his request.Qiqige's eyes were dazzled looking at the dense demands.
Fifth elder brother asked: "Grandmother, is my request too much?"
Qiqige is very gentle when dealing with customers, and she said against her will: "Not much! As long as you have enough money, we can fulfill any request!"
Fifth elder brother smiled embarrassingly, "Grandmother, you also know that my academy is a money-swallowing monster. I'm short of money recently, can I get credit?"
Qiqige immediately turned cold, why are you talking to me if you don't have money?How dare you ask me so many rude demands without money!
Qiqige shouted: "Come here! Bring my Zhangba Snake Spear, and close the gate for me!"
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