I am super sweet when I get the certificate [Transmigration Book]

"What?" The content of the two sentences spanned too much, even Shen Cifeng, who had always been calm, could not help showing a look of astonishment: "Why?" After a long while, he asked, "Is it because of the photo in Qin Xueyi's hand?"

"If I'm not mistaken, she will release those photos regardless of whether you are married to the Bai family or not." Jiao Tang shook his head. A tool person, why let them get what they want?"

Although he succeeded in dispelling Mr. Jiao's idea of ​​getting him and Zhou Minghui married, in the past few days, the housekeeper expressed in front of him whenever he had the opportunity that Mr. Jiao still expected his grandson to get married this year.

He can imagine how he will be urged to marry in a fancy way, and instead of wasting time meeting a bunch of boring people, it is better to find a "like-minded" person to deal with it.

Seeing that Shen Cifeng didn't answer, he thought the other party was hesitating, and he didn't forget to add an important point: "It's justified to separate after the Shen family and Zhou Minghui are dealt with."

Shen Cifeng stared at Jiao Tang for a long time, and replied neatly: "Okay." In order to avoid long nights and dreams, he made a decision: "Wait to get the certificate, Mr. Jiao, I can persuade him."

Jiao Tang, who was taken aback by his straightforwardness:!

"Then... that's the decision?" Although persuading Shen Cifeng was smoother than expected, Jiao Tang was really worried that Mr. Jiao might be opposed if he put his words first.He dubiously returned to Jiao's house with the man, ready to face a "storm".Unexpectedly, after Shen Cifeng and Mr. Jiao talked alone in the garden for half an hour, the old man changed his words miraculously: "I asked my husband to calculate the auspicious day of the wedding. From today onwards, you two will live together."

Jiao Tang: Do you have the illusion that you have been sold and are counting money?

Can't help being curious, Jiao Tang asked Shen Cifeng what they talked about, but the man just smiled and said nothing.

That afternoon, Shen Cifeng and Jiao Tang came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the two formed a pure business partnership, but others signed the contract and they received the certificate. I heard that the world of the rich is like this.

An hour later, Jiao Tang stood in Shen Cifeng's apartment, watching the porters put down the few luggage one by one.

Inexplicably, she changed from single mother to married, and Jiao Tan had no sense of reality at all. The two of them "did business" all the way, and the only change was moving.

"Then, I'll go back to work first." Shen Cifeng picked up the briefcase, as if remembering something: "Please write down my phone number and other contact information."

"Oh," Jiao Tang saw that he took out his mobile phone first, and naturally reached out to take it, and dialed his own number.

Seeing Jiao Tang pull out the customized mobile phone studded with rhinestones, Shen Cifeng took back his mobile phone and said, "Send a message if something happens, do you remember the marriage rules mentioned just now?"

Jiao Tang recounted easily: "It means 'we will never become a real husband and wife, everything is for mutual benefit, pay attention to boundaries', how difficult is it? You can recite it backwards!"

Shen Cifeng nodded: "Then, happy cooperation."

After sending off the "partner", Jiao Tang finished packing his luggage and was about to leave for class. He looked at the only new message on his phone: Understood.

The above is the message he sent to Shen Cifeng, "Going out to class tonight, not at home for dinner". What should I call it?

Going out and getting in a taxi, Jiao Tang rehearsed in his mind what he was going to teach later, and while turning on his phone, he saw the top trending searches at a glance: The rich second generation bullies others, and the future of a good boy is ruined.

And there are so many @ that it almost kills the phone.

He was an Internet troll who was sued by him. He sold miserably on a regular basis. He received a lawyer's letter from Jiao Tang's client, crying that he was "persecuted".

The appearance of the man's voice has been coded to sound like a "pure and clean" student: "I just said a few words on the Internet, he wants me to go to jail, I am so scared, is there any freedom of speech... ..."

Ask the law firm to send the preparation materials for that person's lawsuit. Jiao Tang quickly glanced at the content, and smiled and issued two new statuses: "I am the rich second generation. I heard that some people call themselves teenagers at the age of 40, which refers to the specific age of the keyboard." ?"

"He's still young, don't let him go.jpg"

Needless to say about the rest, Jiao Tang only entrusts the media hosting the social account to post all the dirty content in the other party's account, together with the lawsuit letter, to the comments of each popular news, and like it to the front row.

It may be that the reality of the "40-year-old boy" and the media's miserable image have reversed too much, and that person spewed dirty words on the Internet, which caused an uproar. In less than half an hour, scolding Jiaolan and "40-year-old boy" The people fought:

"Anyway, rich people just sue when they want to."

"It's just that rich people are not used to keyboard trolls. This greasy middle-aged man tells a lot of lies, and he doesn't tell the truth at all!"

"This 'boy' doesn't just scold rich people, he swears at anyone who is better off than him. He should be taught a lesson."

……

Later, the bitter master who was sprayed by that person and who was so popular, ended up in many ways, and the content of the torn content was nothing to worry about.

Putting away the phone, Jiao Tang easily stepped out of the car, took a few deep breaths, and looked up at the old big house with green bricks and green tiles not far away.

This is where he will be lecturing tonight. When you get closer, you can see a stone in front of the house, engraved with the words "aunt's house" and "cultural relic protection unit".In addition to being honored to give lectures in such a culturally rich place, Jiao Tan also felt a little nervous.

"Mr. Jiao?" An aunt in casual clothes happened to come out of the door, saw Jiao Tan standing at the door, and asked in surprise, "It's so early, have you eaten yet?"

"You can just call me Xiaotang." Jiao Tang hurried forward: "What's your name?"

"Aunt Liang, the deputy director of the Village Women's Federation," Aunt Liang brought Jiao Tang into the big room, and introduced: "Actually, we held this class twice, and it was always taught by Aunt Jian from our village. Unfortunately, she has been ill recently. Well, we have no choice but to find someone from the outside." She opened the side door and looked at Jiao Tang worriedly, "The students are housewives in the village, and they learn this mainly to subsidize their families, I hope you don't feel overqualified. "

"No, no," Jiao Tang was afraid that the other party would think that he was too young and unreliable, so he promised, "I will teach with my heart, please don't worry, Aunt Liang."

In the room arranged for teaching, there were a few examples of the works of the previous teacher hanging on the wall. Jiao Tang knew at a glance that the other teacher must be a master, with more mature techniques and colors than him.There are more than a dozen embroidery frames neatly arranged in the center, some of which are half-embroidered.Before the students came, Jiao Tang carefully looked at every "homework" in the room, and had a general understanding of their level.

There are 10 minutes left before the class time, and there is a miscellaneous discussion outside the house, "Yesterday's spring troupe performed wonderfully at the Ancestral Temple", "Sister Liang said that this year's Dragon Boat Festival will invite the theater troupe to come and sing"... Several aunties walked into the classroom talking and laughing , one of them saw Jiao Tang standing at the front, reminded his companions in a low voice, and asked enthusiastically, "Is this the new teacher?"

"Hello." Jiao Tan's voice was a little stiff, trying to make his smile express friendship: "My name is Jiao, sisters can call me Xiaotan."

The aunts chattered: "He's pretty good at talking," "He's handsome," "It looks familiar," "Looks like I've seen it somewhere"...

When everyone arrived, Jiao Tang cleared his throat and began to explain: "The stitching method to be taught today is sprinkling and inserting needles. Look at the kingfisher feathers on this handkerchief. This stitching method is used to show the texture and luster of bird feathers." .” He motioned everyone to come forward to watch the demonstration, “Look, stitch on the edge, pull to the end position, stitch, and tighten.”

After demonstrating examples and explanations, Jiao Tang walked among them and corrected their embroidery techniques one by one.

An aunt couldn't help asking: "Xiao Tang, are you the groom who ran away from the wedding scene on the Internet?"

The one who should come still came, Jiao Tang replied without blushing, "It's me."

Hearing a few whispers around him, Jiao Tang's hand holding the needle was as steady as Mount Tai, and heard an aunt ask: "Is it true that you are telling people everywhere on the Internet?"

Putting down the needle and thread, Jiao Tang replied with a slight smile: "I am suing someone who slandered me."

Perhaps he didn't expect him to answer so frankly. An aunt chimed in and said, "I've also seen Xiao Tangfa's condition, and he said that his fiancé is not a good person. If he runs away, he will run away. It will be very troublesome to run away again."

Jiao Tang: ...?

Another aunt echoed: "The one who was sued by him deserves it. He is still pretending to be a boy at the age of 40. He is so greasy that he wants to vomit. I support you to sue!"

It is the first time to teach other people, it is different from what Jiao Tang imagined, but fortunately these aunts are very enthusiastic and eager to learn, he voluntarily gave them an extra half hour of class, so he politely declined a few aunts to invite him to have a supper invitation.

When Shen Cifeng returned home, it was late, he glanced at his phone, except for the message in the afternoon, he had no communication with his new husband, and Jiao Tang didn't even add friends on his social account.

Maybe this is his ideal contract marriage, and Shen Cifeng thinks it started off quite smoothly.

Not long after, the door opened, and as soon as Jiao Tang entered, he saw Shen Cifeng sitting at the dining table, obviously taken aback: "Why are you eating dinner, are you waiting for me?"

Shen Cifeng simply said: "No." Of course he was considering that there was no one at home and he didn't need to come back early, but it was just an accident that he happened to be waiting for Jiao Tan to come back during dinner, and he didn't want the other party to misunderstand.

He thought for a while and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

"No, I'll just have some soup." Jiao Tang had already eaten on the way, and sat down opposite Shen Cifeng with a bowl, and said casually, "The first class went better than expected, and the aunts are very nice..."

Realizing that he was the only one talking blindly, Jiao Tang shut up in time, and joked to cover up his embarrassment: "Isn't it boring?"

"No." Shen Cifeng's black eyes stared at him: "I like to listen to you." When Jiao Tan spoke, his eyes had a soft light, his spirit was high, and his body seemed to have infinite vigor and vitality.

Hearing his words, Jiao Tang froze for a moment, his brows and eyes involuntarily curved into a beautiful half-moon: "By the way, is your social account a mobile phone number?"

So he didn't add it because he was not sure?Shen Cifeng nodded: "Yes."

Before going to bed, Jiao Tang found Shen Cifeng's social account, and the friend request was approved almost instantly.The person's nickname is a simple "Shen", his profile picture is Van Gogh's Starry Night, and his circle of friends is empty.

Late at night, Shen Cifeng had just finished processing the documents when he suddenly heard a slight noise coming from the living room.

"Can't sleep?" Jiao Tang was staring at the muted TV screen in a daze, when he heard the voice above his head, he raised his head in a daze.

His face was pale, just like the state when the two met in the early morning, Shen Cifeng sat down beside him, and asked patiently: "What's wrong?"

"Nightmare." Jiao Tang collapsed on him as if he lost his strength: "It's so scary."

Jiao Tang's body trembled slightly, his hands tightly wrapped around the "heat source", like a frightened kitten, with its head buried on his shoulders, sniffling and whimpering softly, the soft and fluffy black hair brushed by There was a subtle itching on his chin.

The TV documentary is broadcasting to the classic line: Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it is the season of animals...