I raise clay figurines in survival games

Seeing Jiang Xiaofan approaching, the clay figurine pointed to a huge rock, there was a recessed place, and there was something dark, I don't know what it was.

Jiang Xiaofan squatted down to check, and suddenly asked: "What did you call me just now?"

The clay figurine said, "Jiang Xiaofan."

"Don't call me like that next time, it doesn't matter how big or small, in the future call me... Brother Fan." Jiang Xiaofan said.

The clay figurine pursed its lips, and after a while he shouted: "Brother Fan."

When Jiang Xiaofan heard the clay figurine calling himself 'Brother Fan' obediently, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitched, it can be regarded as being a brother for the first time.

In the original world, everyone called him Xiaofan, with the feeling of "you are my younger brother". At that time, he thought that it would be great if someone could call him brother one day.

Well, this is done.

Jiang Xiaofan looked up at the well-behaved and obedient clay figurine, and compared his heart to the clay figurine, thinking that after he upgrades and opens the player mall, he will carefully choose a mask for this person.

"Remember, from now on...hey, don't scratch! Once you scratch, your face will be cracked, and you will have to spend time repairing it." Before Jiang Xiaofan finished speaking, he saw the clay figurine trying to scratch his face, Hastily stopped the road.

The clay figurine frowned: "Uncomfortable."

"I know, who's to blame for this, you can't change back." Jiang Xiaofan said, but it seems like a good thing that the clay figurine can't change back now.

In this way, he does not have to make clay figurines frequently. The clay figurines he made in the past would crack after being used up to three times, and he had to make new ones again.

At that time, he had thought that one day he could make a clay figurine that he used for a long time, and he would develop a tacit understanding after a long time, so that there would be no need to re-establish a tacit understanding when making a clay figurine again.

Unexpectedly, this wish came true when I came here.

It's just...the later maintenance may cost a lot, and Jiang Xiaofan doesn't know if spending money to maintain this clay figurine will be rewarded.

First work hard to earn Huacoin and maintain it for a period of time, if it doesn’t work then destroy it, Jiang Xiaofan said to himself.

The clay figurine Tiger still doesn't know that his owner is deciding whether to keep or destroy it based on whether the investment returns, and he still can't help but want to scratch his face.

Looking at the clay figurine who was still trying to scratch his face, Jiang Xiaofan said, "Fight monsters well, and when you're done, you'll have coins for your skin care."

Under Jiang Xiaofan's strict stop, the clay figurine finally managed not to scratch his dry face, and the two of them squatted under the stone together, staring at the recessed place carefully for a while, the black thing was used by Jiang Xiaofan The stone was gently pushed aside.

At the same time, Jiang Xiaofan heard the voice of the system in his head: [Player Jiang Xiaofan triggers the phantom stone eggs in the Barrens, please be careful, after falling into the phantom, the mental value will plummet, and players who drop to zero will not be able to pass the level and will stay here forever. 】

Jiang Xiaofan heard the system prompt, touched his chin and asked, "How to trigger the phantom?"

Player system: [Illusions are the most desired things at the moment. Once trapped, it is difficult to get out. Players please be careful. 】

Jiang Xiaofan fell into deep thought after listening to the system's words.

Ten seconds later, the scene around him began to change. The desolate stone forest turned into tall buildings one after another. Jiang Xiaofan was standing in front of one of the buildings with a briefcase in his hand.

Jiang Xiaofan recognized it, this is the place where he worked in the original world, at this time he seemed to be going to the company, he checked the time and left work in half an hour.

This is an illusion?Jiang Xiaofan felt that the illusion was quite realistic.

He walked quickly into the building with his briefcase under his arm, and took the elevator to the twelfth floor, the floor where the company he worked for was located.

Walking into the company, he didn't go to his workstation, but walked directly in a certain direction.

When he came to the door of an office, Jiang Xiaofan raised his hand and knocked on the door, a voice came from inside: "Come in."

Jiang Xiaofan opened the door and walked in, there was a middle-aged man sitting in the office, who was his boss.

The boss looked at him and asked, "Xiaofan, you are here. After careful decision by the management, you will be promoted to... Fuck! Why are you beating me!!!"

The boss covered his face and fell down on the chair, looking at Jiang Xiaofan in astonishment: "Jiang Xiaofan, you're crazy! Try to touch me again! You won't be able to get promoted in the future!!!"

This kid actually dared to hit this phantom stone god, and this stone god will definitely make you cry!

Before the brainstorming was over, Jiang Xiaofan touched a baseball bat from the side, twisted his neck, and walked towards him with the baseball bat in his hand.

One stick, two sticks, three sticks...

Illusion Stone God:! ! !

"Okay, I've satisfied you, I'll touch you once, and give you two bonuses, don't thank me." Jiang Xiaofan said seriously.

The Illusion Stone God covered the place where he was beaten, and looked at Jiang Xiaofan angrily: ...

Jiang Xiaofan sat down beside him and said, "Here's a job, give it to me before I get off work."

The phantom stone god was angry: "I'm your boss... there are only 15 minutes left, I'm sure I can't finish it."

The baseball bat in Jiang Xiaofan's hand successfully turned the words of the Illusion Stone God.

Ahhh, isn't Jiang Xiaofan's deepest desire to be favored by the goddess?Why did it become like this! ! !Then what is the meaning of this phantom world he constructed! ! !

Originally, in this illusory world, there would be a goddess in Jiang Xiaofan's heart who agreed to have dinner with him. As long as Jiang Xiaofan went to have dinner with the goddess, he could die in this illusory world.

But the Illusion Stone God never expected this to happen, Jiang Xiaofan seemed to be more interested in torturing his boss, what evil did he do to incarnate this boss! ! !

But once the illusion world is built, only players can break it, and he, the creator, has no way to intervene to dismantle it. If I had known, he would not have turned himself into this fat boss, but if he became a kung fu master, he would not Will be hanged by this kid!

"If you can't finish it, don't you hurry up?" Jiang Xiaofan continued to hold the baseball bat in his hand, and the phantom, weak and helpless, Shishen asked quickly: "What are you doing?"

"Draw two straight wavy lines, one more beautiful and one more abstract."

Illusion Stone God: ...can you go too far?

He took a deep breath and said, "The wavy line can't be straight, it can be beautiful, it can't be abstract."

"No, you said yes last time, I want to see and see." Jiang Xiaofan said: "You also said that it is the kind of picture that makes people feel at ease at a glance. Sorry for my lack of education, I really don't understand what pictures can do. It’s a sight to behold.”

The phantom stone god finally understood that what Jiang Xiaofan really wanted to do was to teach his boss who made things difficult for him a lesson.

No, why was this kid able to deceive him with false desires.Hope to deceive him?He is a phantom stone god, who can spy on the most real desires and desires of people's hearts. No one can escape his eyes, why this kid can!

"This, I don't have enough time, I need to think about it." The phantom stone god said humblely: I have never been so aggrieved before!Jiang Xiaofan, I remember you!You wait for me!Once the illusion is over, you will die!

"No, you don't need it, you are very intelligent, you just need to think about it and you can draw it, come on!" Jiang Xiaofan clenched his fist and said.

Illusion Stone God: ...

Bearing the sins of his own making, Illusion Stone God can only turn on the computer, bite the bullet and start drawing.

After a few minutes--

Jiang Xiaofan: "Not straight enough."

Illusion Stone God: May I ask why the wavy line is straight!you tell me! ! !Can't I just do it! ! !

Jiang Xiaofan: "Not abstract enough!"

Illusion Stone God: Let me go, I can't do it!I don't know how to abstract it!

……

[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, not straight enough! ! !Excuse me, how to straighten the wavy line! 】

[Jiang Xiaofan: You can draw straight wavy lines!trust yourself! 】

[This live broadcast room is inexplicably... joyful, isn't this a difficult survival game?Why do I have a sense of déjà vu when watching a comedy. 】

[Upstairs, you read that right, this is a difficult survival game, a difficult survival game for the boss. 】

[It's so cool!Jiang Xiaofan did what I wanted to do but didn't dare to do!I want to top him! 】

……

When the Illusion Stone God was about to collapse from being tortured by Jiang Xiaofan, he heard Jiang Xiaofan mercifully say: "Take a rest first, we will continue later."

Illusion Stone God finally got a chance to catch his breath, he looked at the water dispenser at the side, with calculation in his eyes, walked over and took a paper cup to fetch Jiang Xiaofan a glass of water, "Xiaofan, your mouth is dry, drink water. "

Drink it, drink it, in his vision, he can't eat anything!Drink now!After drinking, I will send you on your way!

The villain in the phantom stone god's mind had already started laughing triumphantly with his hips on his hips.

Jiang Xiaofan took the paper cup handed over by Illusion Stone God, turned it around in his hand, stared at the water in the paper cup, the smug villain in Illusion Stone God's mind couldn't help laughing, I always felt that Jiang Xiaofan seemed to be watching What came out.

Drink it, it's delicious, we'll all be relieved after drinking it, the phantom Shi Shen said in his heart.

"This water..." Jiang Xiaofan said these two words inexplicably, and the Illusion Stone God followed his two words, and his heart rose, "It won't be poisonous."

This is a stone forest, where does the water come from?

Thinking of those players who died in a miserable state before, all of them died because they ate stones. What kind of situation would make a person eat stones?Definitely under the spell of being deluded.

It seems that those people are in this kind of phantom world, they only eat the edible things when they see them, but they don't know that they are all made of stones, and finally their stomachs are broken by the stones and they die.

The water in front of him naturally has problems.

The triumphant villain in the Illusion Stone God's mind cracked. He took a deep breath and tried to make himself look kind: "How could it be?"

"Then take a sip." Jiang Xiaofan handed over the cup.

Illusion Stone God: ...

He reached out to take the water and raised his head to take a sip. Anyway, it was his own illusion, so no matter how he drank it, there would be no problem.

"Look, I drank it all, there will be no problem, drink it quickly." The Illusion Stone God smiled, his tone full of bewitching.

"I don't like to drink what other people have drunk. I have saliva." Jiang Xiaofan looked at the cup handed to him with disgust and said.

The phantom stone god tried his best to calm himself down, and said in his heart that if he had to bear it, it would be fine in a while.