[Peerless Double Arrogance] The history of blackening of five good youths

[I just watched a MV, and I laughed so hard at the soundtrack, so I have this short episode...]

Jiang Yulang sings: When the moon comes out, it’s so bright, two wives and one man, come and marry me together, three of us share the same bed (≧ω≦)

Hua Wuque (bows her head, blushes) (＠￣︶￣＠)

Xiao Yu'er sang: The moon is coming out, it's so bright, the three of you sleep together on the same bed, and you're sandwiched between two wives, I'm afraid you'll die to see the King of Hades, hey!See Hades! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Hua Wuque (surprised! Looking at Jiang Yulang) (⊙_⊙)

Jiang Yulang sang: Good brothers, listen to me, don't be afraid that I will meet the King of Hades. Although the blessings of Qi people are not easy to enjoy, it will not be difficult for me to be a man seven times a night, hey!Shichijiro! <(￣︶￣)>

Hua Wuque (Looking at Jiang Yulang with a face of admiration) (≧▽≦)

Xiao Yuer sang: Brother, you are really bad. You are busy picking flowers at a young age. Today you dare to tease my two brothers, and I will punch you all over the head!Hey!Full bag! <(￣￣￣)>

Jiang Yulang sang: This younger brother is too crazy, who dares to marry home to be a wife, go away in anger today, dear brother, you will regret it, hey!Wear belly!

Hua Wuque rushed to sing: My good brother, don’t be angry, I’m willing if he refuses to come, I’ll sleep with my brother tonight, and there’s only one pair of mandarin ducks on the quilt (＠￣︶￣＠) (Winning at Jiang Yulang)

Xiao Yuer (Surprised! The flowers are intact) (⊙_⊙)

Jiang Yulang slobbered and sang (ˉ﹃ˉ): This younger brother has vision, but I am a piece of steel. If you don’t believe me, let’s try it tonight, and I’m sure I want you... Then pick up the person and exit)

Xiao Yuer (￣.￣) Good brother, good brother, don’t go, wait for brother... (chasing, exiting)

【The curtain ends】

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Reference material: Folk Rap Divine Comedy "Two Wives and One Man"