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But Xu Zhiyuan still entrusted the blessing of Mrs. Xu's "beating". Xu Zhiyuan was an optimist, afterward he decided to put the blame behind him and put his wet feathers back together.

He has just brought back his little uncle, who is so precious, he will not spend much time playing with Fu Shubai among the flowers.

Fu Shubai's leisure after just finishing the exam is not the same as Xu Zhiyuan's boredom in the past few days, but he couldn't rush into Xu's house, and pulled Master Xu out of the pile of books to drink.

Brothers are like siblings, losing a rich right arm, Fu Shubai beat his chest in pain, accused Sang Huai on the phone and said that Yu Yao was "forced prostitution for good".

Xu Zhiyuan suggested that he find a female student from the music department to fall in love with. After all, "brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes", a person must be decent, and he can't run around naked if his arm is broken.It would be even better if he could get a male student. Not only would he have clothes to wear, but he could also connect hands and feet.

When Fu Shubai was calling him a white-eyed wolf with a big tail, Xu Zhiyuan hung up the phone.

Yu Yao is teaching him calculus.When the war between Xu Zhiyuan's upper and lower eyelids was in full swing, it was this call from Fu Shubai that made him temporarily escape from the sea of ​​suffering.Yu Yao told him not to leave for too long, so Xu Zhiyuan only chatted with Fu Shubai on the phone line for a few minutes before going back to take a break between classes.

When he returned to his seat and continued to nod and doze off, Yu Yao put down his pen gently and said, "Don't you want to learn mathematics?"

Xu Zhiyuan woke up in a jerk, his appearance became serious and focused, his brows were wrinkled like that, he said: "Little uncle, you continue to talk, I just didn't sleep well last night."

"...not referring to your attitude, I just want to know if you like mathematics or not."

Xu Zhiyuan glanced at him secretly, and after confirming that he was not testing himself, he said honestly: "I don't like it, it's so boring."

Yu Yao gave him a brief introduction to nuclear physics, his specialty.

"..." Xu Zhiyuan shook his head vigorously.

Yu Yao tapped the table with his fingers and said, "The biology..."

"Little uncle," Xu Zhiyuan made a stop gesture, and couldn't help asking, "Why do you have so many things?"

"I lived with my mother in Europe for a while and learned a lot."

Xu Zhiyuan rested his chin, he was annoyed by xyz, but he was very interested in these trivial matters: "This is a bad world, even if you look for it in a big city, how many people can understand and listen to these things?" Xu Zhiyuan Zhiyuan shook his chair dishonestly, so as to be a teacher, "The gentlemen here will teach how to take exams, how to make money, how to be an official, how to be a doctor and a teacher... Students who go to college want to earn money to survive in the city, so you have to Teach these things. Little uncle, can you do it?"

Yu Yao shook his head.

Like a child poking a crab with a small stick, Xu Zhiyuan asked curiously, "Then what can you do with what you teach?"

"...Nuclear physics is a new field, and it is still young in China." There was a slight flicker in his eyes, and he said, "But it will definitely be useful."

Xu Zhiyuan: "Then you can study it directly in Europe. Returning to this place is like throwing rose seeds into dry loess. No matter how hard you try to germinate them, they won't be able to break through the soil."

Yu Yao stared at Xu Zhiyuan quietly.

"……What's wrong."

"There are quite a lot of metaphors." Yu Yao put the books in front of him neatly back to the original place, took out a thick Chinese dictionary from the drawer, put it in front of him, and said, "Then learn Mandarin."

Xu Zhiyuan and the dictionary looked at each other affectionately, spread their hands towards it, and said, "Little uncle, you should take this brick and kill me."

Yu Yao picked up the dictionary with one hand.Xu Zhiyuan immediately said: "I was wrong."

He covered his head and said, "You haven't replied to me yet, why don't you stay in Europe..." He added, "You must listen to my father and come here."

Yu Yao didn't answer him, but tapped the back of his head lightly with a pen, and said in a gentle voice, "Memorize the formula, and I'll check it in 10 minutes."

"Are you bluffing me? It's not that you don't want to study mathematics."

No matter how painful the hand playing the violin would be, Xu Zhiyuan would not die, but the study session, even if it lasted for a quarter of an hour.

Xu Zhiyuan has been stubborn since he was a child and has been resistant to teaching since he was a child. Knowledge does not enter his head. No matter how many "magic medicines" the teacher and Mrs. Xu use, it will not work. Only when Master Xu picks up the stick, knowledge is willing to condescend. Stay in his mind for a stick of incense.

But recently Xu Zhiyuan seems to understand why the young master in the novel likes to have a companion such as a book boy by his side.He thought, those must be top-notch and beautiful people, and when they are by his side, people can't feel the passing of time and quicksand.In this way, even if you learn nothing, it is not a waste of time.

It was like he was looking at his little uncle.

As long as Xu Zhiyuan keeps his mouth shut and stares at Yu Yao quietly for a while, he will not obstruct him.Xu Zhiyuan obediently read a lot of books in front of the beautiful woman like this. Except for a little improvement in violin skills, there was no obvious improvement in the rest, but it was enough to make Mrs. Xu feel elated.

She thought about letting her son follow Uncle Yu to study science in the future, and told Xu Zhiyuan not to be greedy to eat a fat man at one bite, and to do it step by step, starting from Yu Yao's assistant, and slowly picking the leader of "Mr. Sai" .

Yu Yao: "..."

Xu Zhiyuan's highest ideal is just to be a bastard, he lazily replied: "Mom, you think too much...Although I am indeed very good, if one day the beam really falls on my shoulders, it can only show that our country Hopeless."

Mrs. Xu grabbed his ears and scolded him for talking nonsense.

Afterwards, Yu Yao brought up this incident in class and praised Xu Zhiyuan for having a rare and valuable quality.

The innocent Xu Zhiyuan smiled and asked what it was.

Yu Yao said: "Those who know themselves do not know what is good or what is bad."

Xu Zhiyuan: "?"

……

Asking Fu Shubai out for a drink on weekends, the philosopher praised Professor Yu for his erudition, pointed at Xu Zhiyuan's nose, and said, "This is called dialectics. Just one sentence can fully explain your contradictions in Xu Zhiyuan. It was explained, 'Those who know themselves do not know what is good or bad', tsk, you should find a photo frame to frame this sentence and hang it on your bedside."

Xu Zhiyuan frowned, just in time to apply a sentence of ancient Chinese that he was about to memorize recently: "Are you able to speak?"

"It means you..." Fu Shubai shook the goblet, took a sip, and translated it to Xu Zhiyuan in plain Chinese, saying, "Although you are very clear about your own level, this does not prevent you from being shameless."

Xu Zhiyuan kicked him under the table as usual.

The magic stick felt dissatisfied, the two hadn't seen each other for so many days, Xu Zhiyuan always talked about Yu Yao.

Fu Shubai said, your soul was taken away by your little uncle.

Xu Zhiyuan: "?"

Fu Shubai said: "Before it was skin seduction, the symptoms were still mild. Now it has become soul seduction, which is terrible. I think you are a sign of 'Plato'."

This time, Xu Zhiyuan drank his wine glass and shook his head seriously.

When he first met Yu Yao, his thoughts were beyond the bounds, but that was just a thought at the time.

Although he has no blood relationship with Yu Yao, he now regards his little uncle as a close elder from the bottom of his heart, and he is not so bastard that he even sleeps with his "family".

Besides, playing with men has already touched the bottom line recognized by the public. The secular world doesn't understand what "Plato" and "Labuto" are, they only know that this is an unfilial act of cutting off children and grandchildren.It's good to touch the flowers and pick up the grass, but you can't take root sincerely.

When he squandered his freedom and debauchery when he was young, he would have to be caught by his father to marry a wife and have children. At that time, he might be full of romantic debts and make troubles.Therefore, whether it is a man or a woman, he has to hold the bottom line and leave less IOUs.

After quietly listening, Fu Shubai raised his eyebrows and asked him: "If that night, you really finished with the lady who crawled on your bed in the nightclub, what would you do, this is a terrible 'loan shark'."

Xu Zhiyuan scratched his hair, and said irritably: "What else can I do, marry her. Xu Zhenping broke my leg and I have to bear it, 'Anyone who puts on his pants and refuses to accept his account is not worthy of being a man', this is what he taught his son of."

Fu Shubai laughed and said: "The authorities are obsessed, now that you are out of the game, you are finally sober. You said, who is the person you should be most grateful to for not causing such consequences."

"My uncle." Xu Zhiyuan muttered unwillingly.

"You're still scolding people." Fu Shubai sneered, "Hey! Put down the wine glass... You are becoming angry from embarrassment, not a gentleman."

Xu Zhiyuan resisted the desire to pour wine on his face, and said with a deep breath, "...I didn't know him before."

"You..." Fu Shubai discovered a new joy, Xu Zhiyuan is like a big cat with nothing but majesty in front of him now, and the topic about Yu Yao is a cat teasing stick, he wants to wave it a few more times with great interest, With a glance in his eyes, he got stuck.

This time they didn't go to a large restaurant with private rooms, but in a lively small restaurant with bustling people walking and shouting.Passing through the noise, Fu Shubai saw a figure in Xu Zhiyuan, cleared his throat, and said, "... isn't it here?"

Xu Zhiyuan turned his head in doubt, and saw Yu Yao and another man were seated.

"It's Pei Zhen," Fu Shubai pointed furtively with chopsticks, "He knows your uncle."

Xu Zhiyuan recognized the man next to Yu Yao as Doctor Pei whom he met in the hospital that day.He opened the stool for Yu Yao in a gentlemanly manner, rejected the special wine recommended by the waiter, and said with a smile that his companion had a bad stomach.

Xu Zhiyuan looked at Yu Yao's slightly aroused smile, his eyes scratched Pei Zhen, and snorted: "What do you do in this kind of tavern if you don't drink alcohol, it's so polite."

In the end, it was Yu Yao who insisted on getting a small cup. Like a child drinking bitter soup, he dipped a little bit with the tip of his tongue and then retracted it.Pei Zhen said helplessly: "Injury to the stomach is the most important thing. Besides, you don't know how to drink, so it's not good to show off... just this small cup will do."

After probing, Yu Yao drank the wine in one gulp, coughed a few times, and commented: "It's not good."

Pei Zhen laughed a few times.

Xu Zhiyuan turned his head out of sight and out of mind, Fu Shubai was still watching the fun, and said, "Your uncle looks so pretty when he smiles..."

"Shut up, close your eyes, and eat your meal." Xu Zhiyuan knocked on the plate in front of him, jingling.

Xu Zhiyuan remained silent throughout the dinner, Fu Shubai glanced at him strangely, and talked about the funny things he encountered during the review, this Young Master Xu was also out of interest.In the end, he wiped his mouth, glanced at Yu Yao in the distance, and said, "Your uncle seems to be drunk."

Xu Zhiyuan frowned and looked back, and saw Yu Yao sitting in a daze opposite Pei Zhen, with some drunkenness on his face, Pei Zhen smiled and asked him if the wine was good, Yu Yao shook his head and said he was not drunk.

Xu Zhiyuan: "..."

Fu Shubai couldn't help but said: "Aren't you really going to say hello, he's going to take your little uncle away..."

Xu Zhiyuan knocked his wine glass unbearably, and asked, "What the fuck is it none of your business, and what the hell is it about me? You can pay for the meal by chirping."

The last sentence made the poor god stick obediently shut up.

I didn't eat enough, but I ate my stomach inexplicably.

Xu Zhiyuan went home in a bad mood.

He made an appointment with Yu Yao for math tutoring at night, wondering if his little uncle would be more fun than usual when he was drunk.He tried his best to cheer himself up, flipped through the big dictionary with his chin resting on his chin, and waited for the "teacher" to come back at the door. Doodle in the space of big questions.

The cranes he painted were nothing more than a few teapots with big bellies, or hay with two big cattail fans growing on their backs, like everything could be said, except that they were not like birds.

Xu Zhiyuan clumsily finished a piece of question paper, and wrote ideas and formulas on the side on a whim, expecting how Yu Yao would praise him.

After waiting for a long time, he was finally so bored that he fell asleep in the scent of books, and it was early morning when he woke up the next day.

With an extra floral goose down coat on his body, Xu Zhiyuan's heart felt warm at first, but later he found that it was what his mother often wore. Although the warmth in his heart was still there, the temperature dropped a little due to the disappointment of anticipation.

He stretched his body with back pain, grabbed the housekeeper passing by the door, and asked where Yu Yao was.

"Mr. Yu didn't come back last night."

Xu Zhiyuan frowned: "What?"

"My wife originally reserved the door for him, but his friend called and said that Mr. Yu stayed at his place last night."

Xu Zhiyuan gritted his teeth and said, "His friend's surname is Pei."

"It's the surname... hey, master, how do you know that?"