What should I do, the npc is chasing me!

"Come on, help me!" Xiao Xu held a long strip of cloth, it's time to be tough on himself!Yin Zixin's expression was inexplicable: "Why, you have to rub your back!"

"Bah, bah, how can there be such a long bath towel, please tighten it for me, I will wrap my chest up, and then pretend to be the boss, let's go and search for the treasures of this heroic army!" Xiao Xu said and took He gestured to her chest with the strip of cloth, then resolutely untied her clothes and tightened it up. Hearing her continuous inhalation, Yin Zixin had a troubled expression on her face. She couldn't do anything to flatten such a big chest. to ah.

Xiao Xu couldn't reach his back with all his strength, so he scolded: "What are you doing in a daze, don't look, hurry up and help!"

Yin Zixin was taken aback, and couldn't say anything if she wanted to refuse, so she hurried forward to take the cloth strip and wrapped it up for her, Xiao Xu made her tighten up from time to time, touched Xiao Xu's smooth back, and waited for the bundle to wrap up. After he recovered, it wasn't just that Xiao Xu was sweating all over his back, Yin Zixin was about to collapse.

Xiao Xu, who had finished his disguise, was still not satisfied, so he found some clothes from the closet and put on a few more, so that he looked a little bloated and his physique was a little wider, but no matter how he looked at it, he still felt full of disobedience. Yin Zixin sighed, so Can you really swagger?Is it really okay?

Just as he was about to step out of the dilapidated earthen house after tidying up, the younger guard who had been refreshed outside the door said, "Second master, third master, you are back."

"That's not right! Grandma, boss, this guy is abominable. Before we came back, he kidnapped another woman to enjoy alone. He said he wants me to play tonight!"

The voice moved from far to near, Xiao Xu and Yin Zixin looked at each other in horror, Nima forgot about this, since there is a big master, there are naturally second masters and third masters, but these two people did not have the same possibility yesterday. I went out to rob houses, and I just came back today, and now I ran into the real boss, and there were two elite bosses at once, plus the size of the refreshed ones, wouldn't I have to explain it here today, Xiao Xu rolled his eyes Turn around, squeeze Yin Zixin's hand, and said in a low voice: "Look at the opportunity, you can kill each other here, if it doesn't work, I will quit the team and kill you, and then I will run away by myself!"

The two people's footsteps were getting closer and closer, and with a bang, the already precarious door was kicked open, and two people who didn't look like bandits but were full of bandits came in. The three of them can definitely form an idol group, called: The White-faced Scholar and the Three Bitches.

In the blink of an eye, Yin Zixin only felt a gust of wind, and one of the little fair faces rushed in and beat the vixen's chest: "Boss, it's so boring, isn't it all shared with women? Du Tun, look what's wrong with your house, how big is the noise? How can you give the roof... hehe!"

The other boy also smiled obscenely: "Boss was actually fighting last night! Hey, boss, why did your chest muscles get so big after not seeing you for a day?" Yin Zixin bit the bullet and coughed as he wanted to reach out and pat , successfully attracted both of them's attention to her.

"Isn't it good for boudoir fun? I put two big pancakes in it and plan to eat them at night. What do you know! Two rough people!"

"Oh shit! Second brother!" "Third brother!" The two of them were stunned for a while and began to laugh wildly. come over.

One of the white-faced young men hugged Yin Zixin: "Little girl, I really appreciate you, but my brother's body is not as good as the boss's. He is not made of iron. He spent a whole night of mopping up last night. How about this? Come to play with you tonight, hehe, Three brothers come together~"

Then the two of them went down to rest after saying that they would not disturb their happy play. Xiao Xu then relaxed his body and sat on the stool. The two came back again, rolled their eyes and sat down when they saw no one.

"Hey, he actually asked someone to take advantage of my mother! Okay, I remember!" Xiao Xu opened the friend list and urgently called all the members of Group A.

【From Yuhujiao】

I don't care what method you use, come to Sandstone and kill me a village called the Hero Army!Don't let new bandits pop up here again, and then torture me to death with a hooked nose. He can't live, he can't die! ! !If you can't do it, just figure it out!

A cow and a tree were chatting, but they were taken aback by the sudden news. The tree rolled the cow and headed towards the sandstone without saying a word.

"Moomoomoo (You said I provoked her? A cow would do this kind of thing! 〒▽〒)"

"Although I don't understand, don't talk nonsense. If you offend Xiao Xu, the consequences will be serious. Just think about that scumbag in Group B. Xiao Xu can't get along with you anymore."

Yin Zixin didn't comfort Xiao Xu, it was all the result of her own greed for treasures, no one to blame!You can't blame her!She took out two steamed buns and threw one for Xiao Xu to eat: "I knew that if I didn't find the treasure you've always wanted, I'd really be ruined!"

Xiao Xu didn't care about what Yin Zixin threw over after he arranged the big revenge plan. After taking the bun, he unconsciously wanted to stuff it into his bosom, but it was just right, and instead of stuffing it in the middle, his chest became bulging and flat.

"Pfft." Yin Zixin looked away.

Because there is an underground waterway project in the stockade, the willows are shaded in the stockade, but the stockade is backed by a barren mountain. This mountain is a pure yellow rock with no soil on it, so it has a clear boundary with the stockade. Xu looked at this excitedly, this was designed by herself!

This is why she is sure that the bandits will hide all the treasures here. She designed this rocky mountain to be hollow, and there is a cave that can be drilled in from the middle of the mountain. This is a natural cave, which is excellent. Treasure location!

Walking all the way to the back of the village, Xiao Xu deliberately hugged Yin Zixin in his arms. The two of them looked tired and crooked in the eyes of others. When they reached the back mountain, there were still guards guarding them. Yin Zixin smiled and acted like a baby in Xiao Xu's arms: "What good things did you say, show me quickly!"

Xiao Xu hummed in a rough voice, the guard quickly opened the door, and when he walked in, Yin Zixin quickly pushed Xiao Xu away, pretending to be too hot to fan the wind, then she looked up at the naturally formed steps on the rock and asked: "So this is a miracle of nature? Or...someone's prank?"

"Haha, some people's prank!" Xiao Xu pulled her up and said, "Don't think too much, too much brain cells will be wasted!"

Before the two of them reached the entrance of the cave, they were blinded by the light inside. Yin Zixin looked down at the entrance of the cave, then turned his head and stammered: "This...this basketball...so big...what the hell is an opal? ?”

Xiao Xu's stomach hurt from laughing, he hugged her and jumped in without saying anything, Yin Zixin was immediately blinded by all kinds of strange gemstones with scattered colorful light effects, such as crystals as tall as a person, carriages Such a big Hetian jade and so on.This cave is as big as a small indoor basketball court, and such a large place is full of these so-called treasures.

Yin Zixin was not interested in these treasures. She opened her mouth and pointed to a big disc in the cave: "Fuck? Can someone explain to me? What happened to that UFO?" She climbed to the big disc on gold and precious stones. Next to the plate, there are graffiti green palm prints and a rectangular red logo on the large silver plate.Yin Zixin felt and knocked, most of the iron plate seemed to grow together with the rock.

Xiao Xu folded his arms proudly, that's right!This UFO was designed by herself. To be honest, it was really a small prank at the beginning, and it was also an easter egg for the player, but the player never found it. At that time, she wanted to make a mission called saving aliens. Help ET find the metal and fix the UFO, but unfortunately failed the review...

Yin Zixin finished her curiosity and came down stepping on all kinds of exotic gems. The bad water in Xiao Xu's stomach was bubbling again. She grew her mouth and looked behind Yin Zixin in surprise: "Ah! What is that, what is it from the big plate?" Come out!!!"

Yin Zixin's frightened legs softened and she sat on the ground. She turned her head and saw nothing, and her ass was stuck by a gold cup. She glared at the vixen, but she didn't say what she wanted to say, and then went to look at other things. went.

This made Xiao Xu depressed, Yin Zixin should be bickering with her, isn't it the so-called liking someone the more he wants to bully her, seeing someone's annoyed expression and coaxing them is very fulfilling, Xiao Xu Shrugged, try harder next time!

Although the visual effect of the treasures in one place is not bad, but you can’t take away too many, each one will occupy a grid, Yin Zixin thought that there is still a chance in the future, so he randomly picked some and put them in the ring, interrupting her It was still Xiao Xu, of course there was no one else except Xiao Xu, she was on another treasure mountain, when Yin Zixin looked over, she was digging with her butt pouted.

"Here you go! Next!" Xiao Xu threw a hat over, Yin Zixin caught it with one hand, and a golden hat came into view.

Ming Chengguan: The mage of the world set, requires level 60.

Yin Zixin just held the hat quietly in a daze like this, and after a while asked and answered: "Huh? How is it possible? Isn't this the world suit? Pinch myself, ouch, it hurts, golden equipment?!" Before I only have a wrist in the world suit, and I can already run amok in the wilderness. Now the hat just appears in front of my eyes, changing from a commoner player to a RMB warrior in a second, and it also has a character plug-in.

Xiao Xu pouted his butt and rummaged through it: "If the shock is over, help me rummage together. I didn't expect, I didn't expect, there is a hat in the world suit of all professions here. If it weren't for me, wouldn't it be just me in the wilderness in the future?" No hat, tsk tsk, I am indeed the great savior!"

Yin Zixin cheered happily, and joined the rummaging army, and called out the slug and Xiaotuanzi. She remembered that the master of Jianmu Yuanhun was still unused last time, so she immediately took it out and bit her finger, dripping blood Going up, a replica of the master of Jianmu, which was only as big as Yin Zixin's waist, came out, and Yin Zixin sent it to work before calling the master.

It wasn't until the sun was setting and the moon was on the branches that the two of them found all the hats out of breath. Both of them lay down on a large piece of warm jade tiredly. Yin Zixin hugged all the hats in his arms and refused to let go. Xu raised Yin Zixin's nose with one hand and said, "Xiao Mian, thank you, and besides, you're only at level 60, and it's too early to reach level 40. I'll take you to brush [-] sets when I have time. But it's a bit difficult, I have to call a few people!"

Yin Zixin wanted to see Xiao Xu after his nose was scratched, and thought that he shouldn't be greedy for her tenderness, so he turned his head away, gave a muffled hum, and then got up: "It's getting late, the second master and the third The head of the family should also find that we are gone, my level has also risen, and the place you want to come has also come, let's go back! I will show them the hat, and they should be very happy."

"Oh." Xiao Xu felt that something was wrong with Yin Zixin today, but she couldn't tell what was wrong. Maybe she was going to visit her aunt. She could understand that Yin Zixin had to be carried out if she didn't want to have contact with Xiao Xu anymore, and buried in Xiao Xu's bed. On Xu's chest, Yin Zixin wondered why this guy hasn't taken out the steamed bun yet?

The author has something to say: the scenes of cannon fodder are pretty much written!Finally, everyone is called for registration. I am afraid that sometimes you will be unhappy if you write (;￣Д￣), so speak out loudly!If there is a requirement, it must be done!

Finally, I confessed shamefully: little angels!Made it?I have announced you n for a long time! (cover face)

It feels like morality is getting further and further away...