What's wrong with my mother adding special effects to my wife?

Of course, Xu Chuilu didn't feel that grabbing food was more serious than fighting, but fighting was not something she could worry about at all, so she was more at ease if the other party wanted to be violent.

The young man used a long knife with a thick back and a steep and thin blade. As soon as the blade was exposed, it brought out a cold wind that invaded the air with gold.

And Xu Chuilu is also someone who has seen big scenes of masters fighting. Judging from his actions, this young man is not very powerful. Not to mention the generation of Shui Lian Fengfu, maybe any disciple of the Unfeeling Sect can draw his sword faster and more neatly than him .

Xiao Fangdao did not move.

Her hands were still lazily resting on the table, not even showing any signs of muscularity.

?

No way, Xiao Fangdao won't ask her to solve it by herself because the other party is too weak to take action?

No matter how much the other party cooks, it is enough to chop ten of her into meat sauce.

The two of them remained motionless like fish waiting to be slaughtered, and the young man's knife also hesitated.

The edge of the knife hanging on the plate shone an arc of white light on the iron plate, Xu Chuilu swallowed nervously.

The knife did not fall in the end.

One grabbed the young man's arm and took the knife back to its sheath.

"Good luck, don't rely on force to deceive others."

His companion, who was more righteous than the righteous youth, pulled him back, bowed his head, and said in a deep voice: "I'm sorry, I didn't intend to disturb the two girls eating, but I was really anxious when I saw this sword... Only by making offensive words.”

This one speaks like a normal person.

"Can you allow me two to apologize to the girl? I will pay for the food, and I will be friends with you two, okay?"

Xiao Fangdao went into a voiceless mode, and Xu Chuilu had to speak for her.

"You can pay for the food, but friends don't have to." She explained, "We don't really lack friends."

The other party was not annoyed, and said with a smile, "I was the one who was abrupt. My name is Yunji, this is my best wishes."

Xu Chuilu's heart thumped a few times. The names and styles of the two people are very different. Oh, not only the names, but also the images and styles are completely different. Standing together, it's a bit like... the hero and his cannon fodder brother.

"My surname is Lu." She reluctantly responded to the other party's enthusiastic self-introduction.

Yun Ji said again: "Miss Lu, can we sit here?"

Xu Chuilu just wanted to answer "No", but found that the table originally belonged to the two people was full of people at some time - four big men in black took each side and surrounded the small table tightly.

"..."

It turned out that just before they left their seats for questioning, they encountered someone who snatched their seats.

It was only after I wished you good that I realized that I was suddenly angry and wanted to go over and ask for an explanation.However, his belt was pulled by someone, and Yun Ji whispered in his ear: "School of No Reason, don't provoke me outside."

No, she felt that no matter what sect or faction it was, the big devil in front of her was not easy to provoke.

Before the wolf and then the tiger, she immediately sympathized with these two young heroes.

"come over."

Xiao Fangdao finally spoke.

The three looked at her together, but only Xu Chuilu moved.

She brushed off her clothes, got up, walked to Xiao Fangdao's side, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"sit."

Xu Chuilu nodded and sat down beside her.

"Sit down too."

Yun Ji glanced at Zhu Hao, implying that he was sitting on the same side as him, but the other party didn't realize it at all, and just pulled a bench away——Xiao Fangdao's eyeblade followed.

"Brother Zhu, you and I sit together."

Good luck to the belt being pulled again.

So two men and two women sat facing each other, the east and west were empty, and the north and south were cramped. It didn't look like they were going to eat, but they seemed to be negotiating.

Relying on the length of his hands, Xiao Fangdao picked up Xu Chuilu's bowls and chopsticks and several dishes one by one, and carefully arranged them one by one, and said softly, "Eat."

Pay attention.

But the faces of the two gentlemen on the opposite side are greener than vegetables.

understandable.This square table is only big enough for one person to sit on one side. The current way of sitting is not too crowded for the two women, but when two tall grown men sit like this, they will inevitably rub shoulders, feet and heels together. He looked extremely distressed.

"I'm sorry, it's not easy for us two women to walk outside, so we must be more cautious during the banquet, no wonder you two." Xu Cuilu tried his best to come up with a less far-fetched explanation, trying to save the embarrassing situation.

After saying this, she stopped talking, because Xiao Fangdao's "eat" also meant "you don't have to speak".

Sure enough, she changed her previous indifferent attitude, and asked with a pleasant face: "Are you looking for Xiao Fangdao? What enmity does she have with you?"

Zhu Hao felt a little strange, if the other party was a disciple of the Ruining Sect, why did he call his suzerain by the name without respect?

Yun Ji said: "There is no enmity, it's just that the Martial Arts Conference is approaching, and leader He has spread the hero post, saying that whoever can bring back Xiao Fangdao's head will be able to take the position of leader for him."

"..."

Xu Chuilu: If you are like this, you will have to practice for at least another 20 years before you can come out and compete for the position of leader, unless you are Zhang Wuji.

"Young hero is really bold. You said in front of me that you want to take the head of our suzerain. Are you afraid that I will take your heads first to claim credit?"

Yun Ji followed the good example: "Young lady is right, but I see that the two of you have extraordinary demeanor and clear eyes. Even if they belong to the Unfeeling Sect, they are definitely not the same people, so I dare to speak out."

Judging people by their appearance is not a disease, but if you make a mistake, you will die.

Xiao Fangdao began to laugh: "Okay, I admire Shaoxia Yun's courage. I didn't believe that people can be friends even if they have different positions, but after seeing the two of you today, I feel that I am narrow-minded. Just now, I A girl said that we don’t need friends, but in fact she was wrong, how can one live without lacking good friends and confidants like you who have a righteous heart?”

Ah, no one really believes in this false friendship declaration, right?

Yun Ji also stretched his pretty brows, clasped his fists and said, "Young girl is so heroic, you can't lose to a man, and having this friend is better than thousands of beauties."

Xu Chuilu had already buried her face in the mouth of the bowl.

And Zhu Hao had no bowl to bury, so he could only watch in a daze as the atmosphere of the two meeting each other was soaring, as if they were about to toast to drink and marry Jinlan soon.

"Since we are already friends, I must help Brother Yun and Brother Zhu." Xiao Fangdao stroked her scabbard, "Although I can't tell you where Xiao Fangdao is, I can help you. You teach those crazy people who don't understand the rules."

Yun Ji was startled, and was about to speak to stop him, but Xiao Fangdao was already flying and standing in the middle of the wooden table of the four men in black, with a greasy silver chopstick under his feet.

The man froze all over, and immediately dropped his chopsticks and pulled out the knife, but this action could not continue because his hand was nailed to his wooden handle by a chopstick.

He howled in pain, and the three companions attacked together.

"You have occupied the positions of my two brothers, so you can't enjoy this convenience for nothing."

While speaking, one person was lame, one was blind, and one vomited blood.

The blood that the man had vomited was pooled on the table and was leaking drop by drop to the ground.

Xiao Fangdao frowned slightly, picked out a large body and threw it on the table, swept away the cups and plates with his fleshy body, wiped away the blood, and then threw the person on the ground like a crumpled rag.

The four supported each other, they didn't have the guts to look at Xiao Fangdao, they only gouged out Yun Ji and Zhu Hao's eyes in shock and resentment, and then moved out of the door with difficulty.

The whole room was silent.

Yun Ji's face was as white as paper: "Thank you...thank you, miss."

"There's no need to say thank you between friends." She looked at Xu Chuilu's clean bottom of the bowl, and said with satisfaction, "The meal is over, please pay the bill. The mountains are long and the road is far away, and we will see each other again."

Xu Chuilu's feet were weak, and he was almost carried out of the restaurant.

The waiter untied the rope that tied the horse post, and returned Mo Qilin's rein to Xiao Fangdao's hand.

She stroked the black hair on the horse's back, raised her eyebrows and asked, "How?"

This kind of broad question without a clear direction has been automatically included in the scope of the proposition by Xu Chuilu. She looked at the excitement and anticipation looming in Xiao Fangdao's eyes, and temporarily left the bloody scene she saw just now behind her, and only took a deep breath. , shook his head and said: "...you lied to me."

"Oh?"

Xu Chuilu said sullenly: "When I passed by that bamboo wind sect disciple, I could only smell the fragrance of bamboo and wood, and there was no smell of corpse at all."

Xiao Fangdao was stunned for a moment.

Then laugh.

"Oh, yes..." she said cheerfully and resentfully, "But it's because you lied to me first."

? !

She didn't, don't talk nonsense.

"You were obviously studying the art of disguise last night, but you lied to me that you were dressing up." Xiao Fangdao took a step closer, her terrified face reflected in the dark pupils, "Compared to imitating Wuque, this is just simple Why are you afraid that I will know about your illusion? Was it inspired by You Zhang, or...wants to escape?"

really not.

Please, I'm already invincible, don't be so insecure!

"No, I'm just afraid of being treated as a monster—if you're afraid of me escaping, you can break my legs."

It is very troublesome to find someone to take care of the diet and daily life of disabled patients who cannot take care of themselves, so it is best not to interrupt.

Xu Chuilu hoped that she could calculate the cost carefully and consider carefully.

But Xiao Fangdao is obviously not a budget-conscious person, she is good at doing whatever she wants and being unreasonable.

"Okay."

--OK.

--what?

Shocked, Xu Chuilu lost weight again and was stuffed into the torture vehicle.

In fact, he was carried into a carriage.

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