Become a heartthrob after sex change [Comprehensive martial arts]

Xiao Yu'er leaned back, lay back on the bed again, and said with a sneer, "You think I'm a fool who would believe that you became a woman?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Did I lie, can't you see with your eyes?"

"Okay, okay." Xiao Yu'er sat up and said, "I want to take a good look at how you turned into a woman."

The weather is sweltering now, and the two of them only wore a thin layer of unlined clothing. You can see what you have and what I have.Xiao Yu'er's eyes were as wide as copper bells.OMG!

Jiang Yulang has indeed turned into a woman!

"You..." Xiao Yu'er said "you" for a long time, with reddish ears, loudly accusing someone of misbehaving, saying: "You have become a woman now, can you be more cautious about men and women, don't force others to occupy you Cheap?"

Not only did Jiang Yulang not restrain himself, he intensified it instead. The two brothers embraced Xiao Yu'er's shoulders and said, "We are good brothers who live and die together, so it doesn't matter if you look at us."

Anyway, they are all men, so he doesn't suffer.

Xiao Yuer: "...Should I feel honored?"

Jiang Yulang asked back, "Shouldn't you?"

Xiao Yu'er can't answer, because what he yearns for now is not romantic love, but the exciting world dream of licking blood on the tip of a knife.But there are beauties who give him an advantage for nothing, and he has no intention of taking advantage, but if he doesn't take advantage, doesn't it seem that he is not manly enough?

Jiang Yulang thought of how obsessed he was with martial arts back in junior high school, and said again: "Do you know what is used in the world to describe the deep bond between brothers?"

"What's so difficult about it." Xiao Yu'er said confidently, "It's nothing more than laying waste for my brother, stabbing at both sides."

Jiang Yulang said: "Brother is so clever, he guessed almost exactly."

Xiao Yu'er was complacent, and said modestly: "There is still a little gap between ten and ten."

Jiang Yulang smiled, "Brotherhood is divided into three levels. The first level is what you say is stabbing your brother's ribs. The second level is that brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes."

Xiao Yuer frowned, and said noncommittally, "What about the third gear?"

Jiang Yulang said: "If one day I become a woman, the first thing I will do is to give my brothers a word."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Don't think that if the last two words are silenced, I won't be able to hear good or bad!

Xiao Yu'er shrank to the corner of the wall, staring at him vigilantly, as if he would run away if something went wrong.

"Stay away from me, I don't want to touch you at all."

Xiao Yu'er's reaction made Jiang Yulang laugh, and pretended to be sad and said: "Your brother's love for elder brother is a lesson from heaven and earth, why is elder brother so heartless and ungrateful to younger brother?"

Xiao Yuer shook the chain on his hand, "See? I didn't know you until we were locked up." The implication is that our relationship is not that good, so you don't need to hurry up and post.

Jiang Yulang said: "If you don't take such a huge advantage, are you still a man?"

Xiao Yu'er said: "Then you have to be a real woman."

Jiang Yulang hated iron but said: "This kind of beauty is only once, if you miss it, you will regret it for life."

Xiao Yu'er is indifferent to the temptation, "It is better to regret for a lifetime than to go the wrong way and regret for a lifetime."

Jiang Yulang was impressed by Xiao Yuer's gentlemanly demeanor, but the other party's Liu Xiahui's spirit made her very embarrassed and felt a little uncomfortable.

"Don't worry." Jiang Yulang smiled, and said, "Even if I like men, I won't like you."

Now it's Xiao Yu'er's turn to be upset, "You don't like me like you, but your vision is quite high. Let me tell you, which one do you like?"

Jiang Yulang said: "A man who is handsome, elegant, personable, and flawless."

Xiao Yu'er's expression became very strange: "The man you are talking about is Hua Wuque, right?"

Jiang Yulang thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "Hua Wuque also has shortcomings."

"Tell me what is Hua Wuque's shortcoming?" Xiao Yu'er became interested. He and Hua Wuque did not deal with each other, and he liked to hear "bad things" about Hua Wuque from others. Of course, these bad things had to be true, otherwise it would be meaningless.

Jiang Yulang said: "His emotions and desires are indifferent, like a dummy."

"Pfft!" Xiao Yu'er was rolling with laughter, and said, "You are so right, Hua Wuque is just a dummy with weak feelings."

Jiang Yulang looked down at the young man who was as happy as a little hamster, and couldn't help laughing, "Hua Wuque has some emotional flaws, but yours is too rich."

Xiao Yu'er said: "Isn't it good to be rich? If I were like Hua Wuque, you would have died several times already."

Jiang Yulang cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Baby Yu, for not killing me."

Xiao Yu'er choked, grabbed the pillow and threw it at her.

Jiang Yulang caught the "hidden weapon" and said with a smile, "Don't worry, even if you want to marry me, I won't marry you."

Xiao Yu'er was upset, he didn't want to get married and have children early, let alone marry Jiang Yulang, but the other party's evasive attitude deeply hurt his self-esteem.He Xiaoyu'er is handsome and unrestrained, he is the most beautiful man in the world, only Hua Wuque can barely match him.

He is so outstanding, why does Jiang Yulang look down on him?

If Jiang Yulang, a black-hearted man, can marry him, he will make a lot of money, okay?

You don't want to marry me, but I want to marry you!

"Jiang Yulang." Xiao Yu'er said with a heavy face, "I've seen you all, I, Xiao Yu'er, am a responsible man, and I must be responsible to you."

You will still see Tie Xinlan in the future, if you are capable, you will be responsible to your future sister-in-law.Jiang Yulang complained secretly.

Xiao Yu'er said: "You are talking."

"It's a fake way of talking but not doing." Jiang Yulang tore off his clothes slowly.

Xiao Yuer was dumbfounded and said, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Aren't you responsible? I agreed. Now, let me inspect the goods."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

Is Jiang Yulang in such a hurry?

No, Jiang Yulang is just willing to let it go, and Xiao Yu'er has a little bit of bottom line, even if he scares the other party, he will not take off his clothes at will, and make an appearance that he is looking forward to a negative distance communication with the other party.

In terms of endurance, Xiao Yuer is no match for Jiang Yulang, and now he has lost to the opponent in another place.

Seeing the unlined garment slip off Jiang Yulang's white shiny shoulders, Xiao Yu'er stood up, "My stomach is growling with hunger, let's go down and eat."

"But……"

"Come on, I admit that I'm not your opponent, get dressed quickly, I'm starving to death."

Jiang Yulang snorted, showing a winner's smile.

Xiao Yu'er was about to put on his pants when he suddenly thought that Jiang Yulang had turned into a woman, so he quickly hugged himself and said, "Turn your back, you are not allowed to peek."

Jiang Yulang said: "Everyone is a man, what you have, I also..."

Xiao Yuer snapped back and said, "I have it, but you don't have it now!"

Jiang Yulang: "...It's not like I haven't seen it before, isn't it too late to be shy now?"

"You think I'm shy?" Xiao Yu'er said, "I'm being awkward, anyway, turn your back quickly."

Jiang Yulang turned his back silently.

Xiao Yuer quickly put on his clothes, his eyeballs almost fell out when he raised his head, Jiang Yulang was changing clothes in front of him carelessly.

Jiang Yulang seemed to have eyes behind him, and said, "Tell me to turn my back, but he secretly looks at me."

Xiao Yuer: "..."

I'm not, I'm not, you bullshit!

It's all your fault, because you didn't warn me beforehand!

***

Jiang Yulang was drinking porridge and eating big meat buns, and when he was enjoying his meal, he heard someone utter nonsense and almost told her to spit on the rice.

"You have become a woman. It is not suitable to be called Yulang, so it is better to be called Yuniang."

"..." I'm afraid you want to be beaten.

Jiang Yulang wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, thinking of the TV series "Little Yuer and Hua Wuque" that he had watched, in which Jiang Yulang directly changed his gender and couldn't help but love Hua Wuque, so he couldn't help but smiled and said: "What mother Yu , wouldn’t it be better to change the name to Yuyan?”

Xiao Yuer smiled and said, "Jiang Yuyan is also a good name."

Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes, "The reason why you can smile is because you don't know the horror of this name."

Xiao Yu'er said disapprovingly, "What's so scary about the name Jiang Yuyan?"

Jiang Yulang's eyes flickered slightly, and he thought of an interesting thing. If Xiao Yu'er was told the plot of "Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wu Que", what would the direction of the world be like?

In just a split second, Jiang Yulang made a decision and began to make up nonsense: "Jiang Yuyan is my father Jiang Biehe's illegitimate daughter."

Xiao Yu'er's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief, "Your father has an illegitimate daughter?"

Jiang Yulang didn't care to smear cheap father's reputation, and even put on a look of hatred, saying: "Jiang Yuyan was born to my father and a brothel girl."

For what happened to Jiang Yulang, Xiao Yuer was very sympathetic and sympathetic, "I didn't expect your father to be quite romantic."

Sure enough, Jiang Biehe was not the glamorous Jiyue shown on the surface, but a villain with a good face!

Jiang Yulang watched the TV series "Little Yuer and Hua Wuque" when he was a child. Most of the plots were vague and unclear. If she couldn't remember it, she made it up and said: "Jiang Yuyan is in danger, and Hua Wuque is a hero. Save the beauty, so fell in love with him at first sight. Unfortunately, Hua Wuque's deep-rooted love for Tie Xinlan made her very jealous, in order to get the man she admired, she planned to get rid of Tie Xinlan."

Xiao Yu'er caught the point: "Hua Wuque has a deep-rooted affection for Miss Tie? Why didn't I see it?"

Jiang Yulang said, "Probably you are short-sighted."

Xiao Yu'er: "...Get lost!"

Jiang Yulang said with a straight face, "Do you still want to hear the story?"

Xiao Yu'er raised a flattering smile and said, "Listen, you continue."

Next, Jiang Yulang told Xiao Yuer that Jiang Yuyan became crazy because of love and hatred, and she sucked the internal power of many martial arts masters, killing many people directly and indirectly, including Hua Wuque and Xiao Yuer. wife.

At the end of the story, the wicked Jiang Yuyan died in the hands of Hua Wuque.

Xiao Yu'er looked dazed, as if listening to a scripture from heaven, Jiang Yulang must be making up a story!

"Are you kidding me?" Xiao Yu'er said, "Palace Master Yaoyue and Palace Master Lianxing are living well in Yihua Palace, Hua Wuque and Tie Xinlan haven't said anything yet! Hua Wuque and I are brothers? Hahahaha, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard."

Jiang Yulang said: "It's hard to say anything else, you and Hua Wuque are indeed brothers."

"Ghosts will believe your words." Xiao Yu'er took a bite of steamed buns, and said in a slightly sour tone, "I, a little bastard from the Valley of the Wicked, don't deserve to be a brother with a good young master."

Jiang Yulang said: "Every time you see Hua Wuque, do you have a special feeling, very kind, as if you have seen him somewhere?"

"It doesn't matter." Xiao Yu'er said in a deep voice, "I'm curious, how did you know about this?"

Jiang Yulang said: "My father is a well-known hero in the Jianghu. I know some secrets from him, isn't it normal?"

Xiao Yu'er thought to himself, yes.

So, Hua Wuque is really his brother?

For a while, Xiao Yu'er couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.He swallowed the steamed bun in his mouth tastefully, and asked, "Do you know my life experience?"

Jiang Yulang took Qiao on purpose and said, "Ghosts believe what I say, but I can't believe what I say."

Xiao Yu'er immediately apologized: "The little one has blind eyes, offended Mr. Jiang, and hoped that Mr. Jiang would be a large number of adults. Forgive the little one."

Jiang Yulang let out an "ouch" and pretended, "My shoulder hurts a bit."

Xiao Yu'er said: "Sit down quickly, I'll give you a squeeze."

Xiao Yu'er's workmanship is very good, Jiang Yulang is pinched so comfortably that he wants to sleep.For the sake of the other party's good performance, she mercifully told him the truth, "Your father is Yulang..."

Xiao Yu'er raised his eyebrows and said coldly: "Well, you Jiang Yulang, you actually took advantage of me!"

Jiang Yulang: Brother, can you listen to me?

The author has something to say: Babies actually guessed the nickname I gave to the hero, amazing!

感谢在2021-07-1123:29:35~2021-07-1223:44:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Heart Lock; 6 bottles of Duqiao; 5 bottles of Linglong Jiuxinhua;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!