Humanoid self-propelled wishing machine

Tsushima Reo gradually became acquainted with the five children of Oda Sakunosuke's family.

When Osamu Dazai went to work in the port mafia, he would foster Reo Tsushima to the boss, please take care of him a little bit, and pay the food expenses on time every month. In addition, Osamu Dazai would also buy snacks from time to time, Items such as books and toys were brought to other children as a thank you for their willingness to play with Reo Tsushima.

As long as Reo Tsushima is happy.

Osamu Dazai thinks so, sometimes when he gets interested, he will skip work early and go to the boss's house to pick up Reo Tsushima, and occasionally his heart is itchy because of alcohol addiction, so he takes Reo Tsushima with him Lupin drank at the bar, completely ignoring the warning sign [Minors are not allowed to enter] posted on the door of the bar.

It was also in the lupin bar that Tsushima met Osamu Dazai, one of the few friends—it should be said that he was one of the only two friends, named Ango Sakaguchi, who worked in the port mafia and worked as an intelligence officer young social animals.

The weather was neither good nor bad that day.

Fortunately, until Osamu Dazai and Reo Tsushima arrived at the bar, although the weather was gloomy, it was only stagnant at the hazy moment when the wind and rain were about to come.

The bad thing is that as soon as they stepped into the door of the bar, the dark cumulonimbus cloud in the sky couldn't hold back their tyrannical temperament, pouring water down their heads overwhelmingly, and the downpour trapped them in the dimly lit, quiet and narrow bar in just a moment among.

That's when Ango Sakaguchi came.

He is a handsome, bookish civil servant, with a scrupulously combed back hair, a fine mole on the left cheek, wearing round glasses, looking tired and sleepy, and the dark circles under the eyes are already conspicuous It has reached the point where it cannot be ignored, but the brown suit on his body is neat and tidy.

Ango Sakaguchi held a heavy and thick leather bag under his armpit, held a wet long-handled umbrella soaked in rain in one hand, and opened the curtain of Lupine Bar with the other hand and walked in.

His cuffs and trousers were wet, stained with dirty muddy water, leaving deep and shallow mottled marks, Ango Sakaguchi frowned tightly, after placing the long-handled umbrella on the umbrella stand beside him , took out a snow-white handkerchief from his pocket, lowered his head and began to wipe the place soaked in cold rain, complaining in his mouth, "I didn't expect it to rain suddenly on the way, it's really bad luck."

"Yo, Ango."

Osamu Dazai had just arrived, and he was sitting on the high stool in front of the bar. Before he could start ordering drinks, he saw Ango Sakaguchi coming, so he raised his hand and greeted his friend with a smile.

On the seat next to him, Tsushima Reo, who was fully nourished and reached the average height level, climbed onto the high stool by himself, adjusted his posture and sat firmly, and heard his brother fighting with someone. As if greeting him, he poked his head out curiously, and looked in the direction of Ango Sakaguchi with a pair of round black eyes.

After wiping with a handkerchief for a long time, Ango Sakaguchi, who made his clothes more and more dirty, gave up. He finally took off his glasses, turned over the handkerchief, and wiped the raindrops on the transparent lens with the clean side. Stuffing the handkerchief back into his pocket, he greeted Osamu Dazai with some gloom, "Dazai, you're here too."

He didn't notice Reo Tsushima next to Osamu Dazai, the lights in the bar were dim and quiet, and the tables, chairs, bar counter, wine glasses, bartenders and drinkers all cast long, rich, scattered and intertwined dim shadows , Tsushima Reo was small and small, sitting on the inside of Dazai Osamu, covered and protected by his shadow, inconspicuous at all.

"Boss, I want a glass of whiskey."

Ango Sakaguchi knocked on the wooden bar and took the order familiarly. He loosened the collar of his shirt so that he could breathe easier, then turned to look at Osamu Dazai, and asked, "What do you want to drink? Please."

Osamu Dazai didn't shirk it, or he was the kind of person who could justifiably spend other people's money, so he opened his mouth unceremoniously and said, "Let me have a glass of tomato juice, and a glass of disinfectant water as the base wine cocktail, grateful."

"I said that there is no such thing. If you want to embarrass others, you have to have a degree." Ango Sakaguchi complained almost reflexively, then turned to the bartender and said, "Boss, just give him a glass of bourbon. .”

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai collapsed on the bar with a warm wooden luster, complaining in a low voice, "Ango is really a cheapskate, he clearly agreed to treat guests, but he didn't let me order by myself ..."

Ango Sakaguchi closed his eyes slightly, opened the bar chair and sat next to Osamu Dazai, "Even if I let you order, there is absolutely no wine you want..." He paused slightly in the middle of his words , "Dazai, you ordered two drinks just now, is there anyone else who wants to come?"

He finally realized something was wrong.

"No." Osamu Dazai said, with an almost cheerful expression, he pinched his waist and lifted Reo Tsushima up, showing it to Ango Sakaguchi, "I just brought this child."

Reyo Tsushima blinked her eyes, and with the same cheerful expression, raised her hand to greet Ango Sakaguchi, with an innocent and innocent smile on her face, "It's the first time we meet, please give me your advice! My name is Rei Tsushima Central."

He still couldn't get rid of the habit, and subconsciously said his original surname.

But Osamu Dazai didn't have any intention of asking him to change it, so he didn't care too much. Anyway, as long as the surname filled in the identity certificate was Dazai, it would be fine.

The expression on Sakaguchi Ango's face was blank.

After that silent, suffocating moment passed, Ango Sakaguchi said calmly, "Dazai, child abduction is illegal."

He looked at Osamu Dazai with indescribably complicated eyes, "Although I know that you have learned how to do things with Chief Mori since you were very young, but there is no need to learn this perverted habit together!"

Ango Sakaguchi persuaded earnestly as if looking at a young man who had gone astray, "Hurry up and send him back before his family finds him. prison."

"What are you talking about, Ango?" Osamu Dazai put Tsushima Reo back in his place, turned his head and said innocently to Sakaguchi Ango, "I didn't abduct children, Reo was my child. .”

"How is that possible." Ango Sakaguchi rubbed his forehead, "We only met a week ago. At that time, you were still a complete bachelor. You managed the bar all day long, and went to work after you slept. In just one week , I don't believe you can conjure a child out of nowhere."

In fact, this possibility is not impossible, but Ango Sakaguchi has really seen through Dazai Osamu's terrible character, decadent, gloomy and without desire to survive. He can't even take care of himself, and he may die in a shootout on a whim at any time , how to take care of children?

Moreover, in Osamu Dazai's files, he became an orphan when he was very young, and has been with Mori Ogai since then, and has lost contact with all his relatives and friends, so there is no distant relative who asked him to Possibility of taking care of small children.

"If you stole the child just for fun, I advise you to send him back now," said Ango Sakaguchi. "His family will be anxious."

Dazai didn't reply.

"A glass of whiskey, a glass of bourbon, and a glass of tomato juice." The bartender's warm and steady voice sounded, "Please take it slowly."

It just so happened that the drink was ready, Osamu Dazai picked up the glass in front of him, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp. In the crystal clear glass, a cold ice ball rolled, collided with the wall of the glass, and shot out Crisp sound.

"Why doesn't Ango believe me?" Dazai Osamu had a slight smile on his face, he put his hands on his cheeks, and looked sideways at Sakaguchi Ango, "Do I and Lianyang look alike?"

But Sakaguchi Ango still noticed it.

Osamu Dazai was a little unhappy.

Ango Sakaguchi was startled for a moment, vaguely realizing that Osamu Dazai might really not be playing around like before this time.

He is serious.

The bartender filled Osamu Dazai's empty glass in good time, and the clear liquid was poured into the glass containing the ice puck, slowly filling up.

"...Sorry," Ango Sakaguchi was a little tongue-tied, he said, "You mean you look like that kid..."

He didn't dare to speak out his conjecture.

"Well, that's what Ango thought." Dazai Osamu said frankly, his iris-colored pupils were filled with thick syrup, "I and Lianyang are blood brothers."

Osamu Dazai picked up his wine glass and took a sip, looking at Ango Sakaguchi's unpredictable expression with great interest.

This time, he kept pushing the mirror holder to cover up his slightly distorted expression, which was somewhat uncontrollable.

Ango Sakaguchi frantically searched for information about Osamu Dazai in his mind, skipping over the thick stack of bloody deeds and dark plans for now, and kept turning forward, getting his family tree and life experience information out of his mind Dig out from the nooks and corners.

After exhausting his efforts, Ango Sakaguchi managed to recall a short sentence in Osamu Dazai's thick book.

[… had a twin brother who died tragically along with his parents in an accident eight years ago. ]

Who is this fucking description of less than [-] characters perfunctory? !

Even the well-mannered civil servants couldn't help but want to swear.

Osamu Dazai is a cadre of the port mafia, and he is also a confidant who was raised by Mori Ogai from a young age. After seizing power within the port mafia and the position of the leader changed, the information of Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu was urgently submitted to the special agent Ke's desk.

At that time, Ango Sakaguchi had already accepted the undercover mission and was urgently making preparations before the mission actually started. He can be sure that he has recited the information of some powerful people in the port mafia completely and repeatedly. After that, they didn't even miss the details of which brand of cuffs they are used to.

Even so, Ango Sakaguchi almost missed this point, which shows how short and insignificant the role of Reo Tsushima appeared in Osamu Dazai's life.

But now it seems that this is obviously not the case.

Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help but glanced at Reo Tsushima, who was sitting on a high stool, shaking his calf, and leisurely sipping sweet and sour tomato juice.

At least, Dazai Osamu's twin brother may be so important to him that after so many years of death, he can still find a child of the same age as when the accident happened that year as a substitute for his brother.

Ango Sakaguchi's expression was a little dignified, and he felt that he had to investigate the information carefully when he went back.