[Honghuang] Donghuang Daolu is Tongtian's apprentice

At the foot of Buzhou Mountain, in a valley, a Shang sheep covered its nose with a white cloth strip, and squatted on the ground, digging a hole here and there for a while.

From time to time, he could still see the excrement of those unkempt witches, which made him want to poke his eyes, but what he wants most now is to go back!

"Why am I so stupid? Why did I agree to that bastard Bai Ze to come down and look for some Nine Heavens Breathing Soil? Is it that the heaven is not beautiful? Or is it because I'm not happy to gossip while drinking a little wine? Sigh, it's nothing to do!" Shang Yang regretted it very much now !

He changed another place and continued to investigate. Just now, he shoveled down, and he was almost suffocated to death.I don't know which witch tribe is so wicked, defecating everywhere, and burying it.

After digging for a long time, the area of ​​hundreds of miles was covered with potholes, and there was no such thing as the nine-day resting soil that Bai Ze mentioned.Shang Yang has already begun to suspect, 'Is this guy messing with me? '

He had every reason to believe that Bai Ze would definitely be able to do this.Bai Ze said that the Nine Heavens Breathing Land is under Buzhou Mountain, but no one knows that the vicinity of Buzhou Mountain is all the territory of the Wu tribe, and the Nine Heavens Breathing Land he said is magical, it is not known whether there is such a thing.

The more he thought about it, the more likely it was. Just as he was about to turn back to heaven to find him to settle accounts, suddenly a stream of milky white light flew towards him, and fell in front of him in the blink of an eye. A water mirror.

In the water mirror, Bai Ze held a few radishes in his left hand and a long-haired animal that bleats with his right hand, and proudly said to him, "Shang Yang, I've found the mutton, look!"

As he spoke, he tugged at the rope, and the sheep blew twice again, Bai Ze was very embarrassed, "Shang Yang, you are a sheep, and it is also a sheep, why do you look so different? "

"Shut up!" The veins on Shang Yang's head twitched a few times, "Just because I have a sheep in my name doesn't mean I'm a sheep!" He gritted his teeth.

"Oh, what's the matter? This is, I'm just curious." Bai Ze sighed pretendingly, seeing the other party's eyes getting more and more fierce, he quickly got back to business and asked about the business.

"Shangyang, have you found the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil? I'm still waiting to go to His Majesty on a mission." Bai Ze asked solemnly.

"Is there really such a thing?" Shang Yang couldn't help asking back when he saw that his expression didn't seem to be fake.

"Of course there is! How can there be any false words from His Majesty the Demon Emperor?" Bai Ze was dissatisfied that he doubted himself, and quickly carried Di Jun out.

"But I've turned the whole valley upside down for hundreds of miles, and I haven't seen any Nine Heavens Resting Soil." Shang Yang spread his hands, frowned and shook his head, "Don't talk about Nine Heavens Resting Soil. , I haven’t even seen much soil.”

"Are you stupid?!" After Bai Ze finished listening, his voice raised three degrees! "Finding soil in the valley, you are really talented!!!"

Bai Ze scratched his neck and scolded, if it wasn't for the mirror through the water, Shang Yang felt that his spitting star would be sprayed on his face!

"You're stupid! Your whole family is stupid!" Although Shang Yang knew he was wronged, he was unwilling to show weakness and hurried back.

"You don't believe me when I say you're stupid?! You're also a member of my family!" Bai Ze rolled his eyes and gave him a speechless look.

"Who is a family with you, don't get close." Shang Yang didn't appreciate it at all, with his hands on his hips, angrily.

"Okay," Bai Ze lost his temper when he heard this, and he glanced at him calmly.

"As for me, I am a member of the demon clan, and my whole family is all demons. Since you said that I am not a family member, then when I go to see His Majesty later, I will ask him to remove your demon status. What do you say? Okay." Bai Ze looked at him with a smile.

"You, you", Shang Yang trembled with anger, pointing at his trembling, not knowing what to say.

"Bai Ze! You're making use of the excuse!"

"Who made you ineffective!"

"You fake public affairs for personal gain!"

"I am dedicated to the public!"

……

After a while, both of them stood in place, panting.

"Then tell me, what should we do now." Shang Yang couldn't quarrel with him, and finally decided to truce first, and asked him about business. "Anyway, I've never seen Nine Heavens Breathing Soil, even if it's in front of me, I can't recognize it."

"Your Majesty said that this thing is very effective for planting flowers and grass. You should go to the lush vegetation near Buzhou Mountain to have a look. Since it is something His Majesty requested by name, it must have something extraordinary." Bai Ze didn't agree. I quarreled with him, it was important, and I gave him an idea.

"Okay." Shang Yang nodded when he heard this. Although he still didn't have a clue, at least he had a clue.

"Then go find it. I have to get someone to cook the soup first. Your Majesty is still waiting for me." After speaking, Bai Ze walked towards the imperial dining room with a carrot in one hand and a goat in the other.

Shang Yang waved his right hand, and after a stream of lavender light passed, the water mirror in midair disappeared.

"A place with lush vegetation nearby?" Shang Yang chewed these words again and again, as if thinking of something, tapped his toes, jumped up, and within a moment, he was already on the clouds.

He looked down and waited for a while, and saw a mountain not far from the east that was verdant and glowing with golden light. He thought it was what he was looking for, so he turned into a stream of purple light and went straight there.

When Shang Yang reached the foot of the mountain, he realized that it seemed to be Fengqi Mountain. He remembered that it seemed to be the ashram of Fuxi and Nuwa.He was not familiar with them, so he hesitated whether to go in or not.

Before he could figure out the result, he discovered that not far from Fengqi Mountain, on a plain near Buzhou Mountain, there was a faint golden light shooting from the flowery grass, and Shang Yang walked over involuntarily.

When he followed the golden light to the front, he squatted on the ground, peeled off the flowers and looked down, and he really saw a piece of land that looked like gold but not gold. Although it was in the shape of sand grains, it was closely connected.

He put his palm on the ground and felt it for a while, and after only a moment of contact, he knew that it was indeed Nine Heavens Breathing Soil.

Stepping through the iron shoes, there is nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it!

Shang Yang was overjoyed, and dug quickly, preparing to take all these things back. As His Majesty said, there is no fear of too many good things.

After a while, he successfully dug a one-meter-deep hole in this flower bush, and his face and clothes were covered with dirt, but he was so happy, he made a formula to collect the nine-day breath soil, and then turned it into a The purple streamer flew away.

At the same time, Nu Wa, who was meditating in the Fengqi Mountain cave, suddenly woke up from the sedation, and involuntarily stretched out her hand to touch her heart. There was nothing there, as if something important had been lost.

She did a lot of calculations, but found nothing. Thinking carefully about the special circumstances in recent days, it seemed that there was nothing except her brother Fuxi who had gone out and never returned.

'Is something wrong with my brother? Thinking of this, Nuwa became anxious, and hurriedly figured out Fuxi's location, and successfully got the news that he was in the heavenly court.

'Paradise? Nuwa frowned. She felt that the sudden sense of loss just now seemed to be related to the Heavenly Court. She walked out of the cave, looked up at Jiutian, and after a moment of contemplation, turned into a pink-white streamer and flew away, heading straight for the Nantian Gate. .

At this time, on the sun star, Bai Ze was carrying a food box in his hand, and came in joyfully. As soon as he stepped into the outer room of the Demon Emperor's bedroom, he couldn't wait to shout, "Your Majesty, my subordinates put the soup delivered."

But after waiting for a long while, the Demon Emperor was still nowhere to be seen.Only faint voices could be heard in the inner room, and not long after, there were many palace maids coming in and out with clothes and fabrics in their hands. When they were almost gone, Bai Ze saw the Demon Emperor come out of the inner room.

"Your Majesty," Bai Ze hurried up to greet him, lifted up the food box respectfully, and said, "Your Majesty is fortunate enough to make this soup after all the hard work."

"You did it?" Di Jun was a little surprised. He opened the lid and took a look, then took a closer look and smelled it. A scent came from it, and then he said, "You definitely didn't do it!"

"How do you know?" Bai Ze smiled embarrassingly.

"Is the food you cook edible?" Di Jun said bluntly, looking at him with unstoppable disgust.

Bai Ze touched the top of his head in embarrassment, and quickly remedied, "Although this subordinate didn't cook it himself, I found all the ingredients."

"So what?" Di Jun was very calm. "This is your job."

"Yes, Your Majesty is right," Bai Ze nodded in agreement, but then he rubbed his palms together and said with a smile, "It's right for my subordinates to do things for you, but my subordinates have always been loyal. Don't dare to slack off at all, so" he stopped here when he said this.

"So what?" Di Jun glanced at him and asked cooperatively.

"So, can you praise me by name at the next Yaozu Great Court Meeting?" Bai Ze looked expectant.

"Oh, you think you've done a good job, and you want me to praise you, don't you?" Di Jun looked him up and down.

"Yeah." Bai Ze nodded again and again, "It's best to praise me vigorously in front of Shang Yang!"

"Come here for me!" Di Jun didn't answer him, but reached out and grabbed his sleeve, and dragged him to the door of the inner room, leaning against the crack of the door to let him see inside.

Bai Ze didn't know why, so he glanced at it. Inside, Fuxi was sitting at the table in a light blue wide-sleeved robe, fiddling with the strings with a concentrated expression.

The temperament of a gentleman like jade is vividly displayed in him.

"Did you see anything?" Di Jun waited for him to finish reading, dragged him to the outer room, stared at him and asked.

"Uh, Fuxi, is he beautiful?" Bai Ze said tentatively. "Good temperament? Elegant and handsome?"

Without saying a word, Di Jun slapped him on the head!

"Your Majesty! Why did you hit me?" Bai Ze felt aggrieved and touched the place where he was beaten. "Am I wrong?"

"Of course not!" Di Jun shook his head. "My empress only blames you for not talking enough."

"Then you still hit me?" Bai Ze felt even more aggrieved when he heard that.

"Fuxi has a good temperament, elegant and handsome," Di Jun repeated his words, looked at him again, and pointed to the decorations in the hall, "but look, the decorations in your bedroom for the emperor are all what?!"

"Except for gold, it is still gold! Vulgar! It's simply not to be able!" Di Jun dumped his sleeves angrily, "You still have to praise? Ben Emperor is just a grace!"

"Hurry up and replace all these things with me?!" Di Jun shook his head helplessly after giving instructions.

"Hey, having a group of guys like you as subordinates at the booth, this emperor has been unlucky for several lifetimes." He shook his head and sighed, carrying the food box and went to the inner room.

Bai Ze stayed in the outer room, watching his retreating back, feeling aggrieved and wanting to bite someone, he looked around and thought to himself, "It's been a lifetime of bad luck for me to have your Majesty, obviously before When it was arranged, you said it yourself, and I did it.What is this called. '

'Hey, it is said that women's hearts are needles in the sea, but I don't think this man's heart will give way. Bai Ze sighed, but he had to do what he had to do. He turned around and went out to find someone to redecorate the palace.