An empty flush, spectacular and beautiful.
However, at this moment, Xizhou suddenly saw a fat, white man in a black gown standing in front of the yard.
"Hi, son of a bitch!"
The man grinned at Xizhou, showing two small canine teeth, and smiled obsequiously.
13. Fans get more money
◎You don’t look like a man◎
"Wow! Didn't expect Brother Goudaner to have such a good figure?"
"Get out of your hands quickly? Or I'll call the police!"
"Where do you think this is? You still call the police? You can try reporting to the police. I guess they would be more willing to arrest you."
"who are you?"
"I am a big, cute and charming little monkey girl. My name is Qianduo. I come from your world. After reading the book "Goudan'er's Counterattack", I suddenly fell into this book. I'm coming inside, please take me out quickly."
Cheng Zixiao came out when he heard the movement outside the door. As soon as he went out, he saw a fat and white pendant on Xizhou's body. The fat and white pendant pouted and wanted to kiss Xizhou's face, but was caught by the incomprehensible Xizhou pushed it away with his hands.
"excuse me!"
Seeing this, Cheng Zixiao turned around and went back to the kitchen to hide.
In fact, Cheng Zixiao had heard the conversation outside the door a long time ago. He just wanted to come out to see which little sister had read his book, and then was pulled into the book, but he didn't expect that it was an elder fat white man.
Forget about the man, another debt collector probably came to collect debts, Cheng Zixiao didn't dare to go out.
"Cheng Zixiao!"
"The monkey spirit is big!"
Qianduo and Xizhou shouted in unison.Seeing more money, Cheng Zixiao was even more excited, and immediately rushed out of the kitchen and knocked on the door vigorously.
"Monkey King, please open the door, you open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet! I know you are listening! You have the ability to write online articles, you have the ability to open the door! Open the door! Open the door! Monkey King Open the door!"
"..."
Xizhou looked at this strange man who claimed to have a lot of money with black lines on his face, and Cheng Zixiao inside the door felt like he was finally struck by lightning after doing bad things.
In the end, Cheng Zixiao was no match for 'Aunt Xue', and was so annoyed that he took the initiative to go out and admit his mistake.
"It's okay~ I think it's very interesting here. Not only can you be the emperor's son and enjoy VIP treatment, but you can also..."
Qian Duo quickly forgave Cheng Zixiao, which Cheng Zixiao didn't expect. When Xizhou found out about it, he almost beat him up.
Saying so, Qian Duo finished the only bowl of egg drop soup "Gulu Gulu" that Cheng Zixiao made at once. After drinking, he burped and continued:
"I can still sleep with a lot of beautiful girls! But I miss my pesticide, and if I don't go back, I'm afraid it will become king, huh! So I'm here to discuss with you how to return to the original world."
Cheng Zixiao looked at the egg soup with only one wild vegetable leaf left, couldn't help swallowing, thinking,
"I haven't eaten yet? You drank it all?"
"The emperor's son?"
Xizhou rolled up his sleeves when he heard that there was a lot of money.
"Ahhh! Don't fight, speak up if you have something to say! He was nice to you just now, hugging and kissing! Don't be so scumbag."
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Cheng Zixiao pulled Xizhou aside and stood between the two of them.
"Who hugged and kissed him? It's disgusting, he's even less of a man than you!"
Xizhou looked at the amount of money that was staring at him with an aggrieved face, and immediately got goosebumps all over his body. He really wanted to throw this greasy guy out of the house.
"Who doesn't look like a man?"
"Why do you look like a man?"
"I look like a man all over the place?"
"There's nothing about you that looks like a man!"
"Are you acting like a man?"
"I'm not like a man, are you like a man?"
"How am I not like a man?"
"You are all over..."
"..."
"..."
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou shut up after arguing.
"You two, are you twisting your tongue?"
Qian Duo hiccupped again and asked.
"To shut up!"
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou spoke in unison.
Qian Duo was beaten up for no reason, and shut up aggrieved.
"I ask you, how do you know we are here? And, how do you know who we are?"
Xizhou patted the table and said rudely about the money.
"You are really as fierce as in the novel. How can you treat girls like this? I don't love you anymore. Although I am your fan, I am now gone!"
Qian Duo crossed his arms, with an attitude of fan turning black, he was not at all afraid of fighting back against Xizhou's rudeness.
"Are you a girl?"
Cheng Zixiao was puzzled.
"That's right, but my body is a boy, and I've got all his advantages now! Hahahaha."
Thinking that there are still many beautiful ladies and sisters living in his palace, with a lot of money, he showed his little canine teeth and smiled Yindang again.
"Oh! So it's a girl!"
Cheng Zixiao was a little envious, envious that this guy had a harem, if he could change it...
Thinking of this, Cheng Zixiao glanced at Xizhou. Xizhou was looking at Qianduo angrily at this moment, completely ignoring the momentary sadness in Cheng Zixiao's eyes.
System【Due to system failure...】
A lot of money: "You shut up!"
Suddenly, the system popped up again, and was about to say something, but was yelled at by Qian Qian, who scared him to shut up.
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou turned their heads to look at Qianduo, and Qianduo gave a very guilty "hehe" smile, thinking that there are some things that can never be covered by paper, you have to say it if you don't say it.
So, under the questioning eyes of Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou, Qianduo told the whole story.
"Actually, I'm just a little-known book fan. After reading "Goudan's Counterattack", I found this book very interesting, so I followed the article and gave a comment, but I didn't expect it to be my comment. Then it was brought directly to this place."
Qian Duo paused at this point, and smacked his mouth, as if he was still a little hungry. This wild vegetable egg soup has no oil or MSG, no matter how full he is, but when he wants Cheng Zixiao to make another bowl for him, Xi Zhou almost stabbed him in the heart, so he sighed and continued:
"When I woke up, I had already become the crown prince of the Southern Kingdom, but I remembered all the settings here clearly in my mind! Including where are you, who are you, where is this place, I What should I do, and what should you do in the future, but there is only one thing I can't do, and that is to return to the original world."
"It's like you brought a golden finger as soon as you came in. It should be mine, damn it! However, to go out, the protagonist needs to complete the plot experience. Xizhou and I have only completed it now... 20.00%."
Cheng Zixiao went on to say that there was a lot of money.And when he talked about the plot experience, he suddenly thought of the reason for [-]% of it, and couldn't help but blush.
"Then what is your relationship with the system? Why is it afraid of you?"
Xizhou thought for a while, but still had a lot of doubts, so he asked the question firmly.
"Because I know a secret of the system, that is, the system actually..."
Qian Duo was muted by the system before he finished talking about the secrets of the system.
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou were surprised. They had never seen such a weird thing that the system could mute people.
"Can you write?"
Seeing this situation, Cheng Zixiao quickly went to get an unburned firewood stick and ran over to pass it to Qianduo. Qianduo was stunned, took the firewood stick and wrote on the table, but was mosaiced by the system .
Xizhou and Cheng Zixiao were shocked again.
The so-called refreshing of the worldview is nothing more than that.
This system is really not an ordinary system.
"Come to a man! I don't want to talk about it? Asiba!"
Qian Duo resignedly threw away the matchstick, and was so angry that he didn't want to explain. His current situation can be said to be more difficult than Cheng Zixiao.
This system is not afraid of her, it is just pretending to remind her to keep each other secret.
"You are harder than me!"
Cheng Zixiao patted Qian Duo on the shoulder, but the system suddenly warned,
System [The author is requested to experience the plot well, and don't play tricks, attract bees and butterflies, flirtatious, and be spurned by others! 】
"Hey!"
Cheng Zixiao heard the system's warning, and kicked the invisible system in the void.
The three of them chatted very late, and Cheng Zixiao didn't know until later that the crown prince's money had slipped out of the palace.
Cheng Zixiao couldn't figure out why he was spending so much time with his fine clothes and food, so he had to run out to discuss with them how to go back.
Go back ~ back to the original world.
When he went back, there would be no more Cheng Zixiao.
Cheng Zixiao was sleeping on the bed and could see the huge full moon outside the window. The cold moonlight shone on his face, making him look a little desolate.
His stomach rumbled a few times at the right time, and he remembered that he hadn't eaten yet, so he got up and went to the kitchen to see if there was something like taro that could be eaten directly, so as to pad his stomach.
But when he pushed open the kitchen door and saw the scene in the kitchen, he suddenly stopped.
The mist was steaming in the kitchen, and a pot of boiling white rice porridge had been cooked, and it was exuding its unique fragrance at this time.
Next to the pot were two large white bowls, two pairs of chopsticks, and a plate of dried lettuce that had just been marinated for a long time.
Xizhou stood by the stove, poured hot white rice porridge into a bowl, and said to Cheng Zixiao at the door:
"Hurry up and serve it here, eat here, or the hungry guy wakes up and sees that you won't even be able to eat white rice porridge."
Xizhou had seen Cheng Zixiao standing at the door a long time ago, but he didn't say anything, but called him
However, at this moment, Xizhou suddenly saw a fat, white man in a black gown standing in front of the yard.
"Hi, son of a bitch!"
The man grinned at Xizhou, showing two small canine teeth, and smiled obsequiously.
13. Fans get more money
◎You don’t look like a man◎
"Wow! Didn't expect Brother Goudaner to have such a good figure?"
"Get out of your hands quickly? Or I'll call the police!"
"Where do you think this is? You still call the police? You can try reporting to the police. I guess they would be more willing to arrest you."
"who are you?"
"I am a big, cute and charming little monkey girl. My name is Qianduo. I come from your world. After reading the book "Goudan'er's Counterattack", I suddenly fell into this book. I'm coming inside, please take me out quickly."
Cheng Zixiao came out when he heard the movement outside the door. As soon as he went out, he saw a fat and white pendant on Xizhou's body. The fat and white pendant pouted and wanted to kiss Xizhou's face, but was caught by the incomprehensible Xizhou pushed it away with his hands.
"excuse me!"
Seeing this, Cheng Zixiao turned around and went back to the kitchen to hide.
In fact, Cheng Zixiao had heard the conversation outside the door a long time ago. He just wanted to come out to see which little sister had read his book, and then was pulled into the book, but he didn't expect that it was an elder fat white man.
Forget about the man, another debt collector probably came to collect debts, Cheng Zixiao didn't dare to go out.
"Cheng Zixiao!"
"The monkey spirit is big!"
Qianduo and Xizhou shouted in unison.Seeing more money, Cheng Zixiao was even more excited, and immediately rushed out of the kitchen and knocked on the door vigorously.
"Monkey King, please open the door, you open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet! I know you are listening! You have the ability to write online articles, you have the ability to open the door! Open the door! Open the door! Monkey King Open the door!"
"..."
Xizhou looked at this strange man who claimed to have a lot of money with black lines on his face, and Cheng Zixiao inside the door felt like he was finally struck by lightning after doing bad things.
In the end, Cheng Zixiao was no match for 'Aunt Xue', and was so annoyed that he took the initiative to go out and admit his mistake.
"It's okay~ I think it's very interesting here. Not only can you be the emperor's son and enjoy VIP treatment, but you can also..."
Qian Duo quickly forgave Cheng Zixiao, which Cheng Zixiao didn't expect. When Xizhou found out about it, he almost beat him up.
Saying so, Qian Duo finished the only bowl of egg drop soup "Gulu Gulu" that Cheng Zixiao made at once. After drinking, he burped and continued:
"I can still sleep with a lot of beautiful girls! But I miss my pesticide, and if I don't go back, I'm afraid it will become king, huh! So I'm here to discuss with you how to return to the original world."
Cheng Zixiao looked at the egg soup with only one wild vegetable leaf left, couldn't help swallowing, thinking,
"I haven't eaten yet? You drank it all?"
"The emperor's son?"
Xizhou rolled up his sleeves when he heard that there was a lot of money.
"Ahhh! Don't fight, speak up if you have something to say! He was nice to you just now, hugging and kissing! Don't be so scumbag."
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Cheng Zixiao pulled Xizhou aside and stood between the two of them.
"Who hugged and kissed him? It's disgusting, he's even less of a man than you!"
Xizhou looked at the amount of money that was staring at him with an aggrieved face, and immediately got goosebumps all over his body. He really wanted to throw this greasy guy out of the house.
"Who doesn't look like a man?"
"Why do you look like a man?"
"I look like a man all over the place?"
"There's nothing about you that looks like a man!"
"Are you acting like a man?"
"I'm not like a man, are you like a man?"
"How am I not like a man?"
"You are all over..."
"..."
"..."
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou shut up after arguing.
"You two, are you twisting your tongue?"
Qian Duo hiccupped again and asked.
"To shut up!"
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou spoke in unison.
Qian Duo was beaten up for no reason, and shut up aggrieved.
"I ask you, how do you know we are here? And, how do you know who we are?"
Xizhou patted the table and said rudely about the money.
"You are really as fierce as in the novel. How can you treat girls like this? I don't love you anymore. Although I am your fan, I am now gone!"
Qian Duo crossed his arms, with an attitude of fan turning black, he was not at all afraid of fighting back against Xizhou's rudeness.
"Are you a girl?"
Cheng Zixiao was puzzled.
"That's right, but my body is a boy, and I've got all his advantages now! Hahahaha."
Thinking that there are still many beautiful ladies and sisters living in his palace, with a lot of money, he showed his little canine teeth and smiled Yindang again.
"Oh! So it's a girl!"
Cheng Zixiao was a little envious, envious that this guy had a harem, if he could change it...
Thinking of this, Cheng Zixiao glanced at Xizhou. Xizhou was looking at Qianduo angrily at this moment, completely ignoring the momentary sadness in Cheng Zixiao's eyes.
System【Due to system failure...】
A lot of money: "You shut up!"
Suddenly, the system popped up again, and was about to say something, but was yelled at by Qian Qian, who scared him to shut up.
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou turned their heads to look at Qianduo, and Qianduo gave a very guilty "hehe" smile, thinking that there are some things that can never be covered by paper, you have to say it if you don't say it.
So, under the questioning eyes of Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou, Qianduo told the whole story.
"Actually, I'm just a little-known book fan. After reading "Goudan's Counterattack", I found this book very interesting, so I followed the article and gave a comment, but I didn't expect it to be my comment. Then it was brought directly to this place."
Qian Duo paused at this point, and smacked his mouth, as if he was still a little hungry. This wild vegetable egg soup has no oil or MSG, no matter how full he is, but when he wants Cheng Zixiao to make another bowl for him, Xi Zhou almost stabbed him in the heart, so he sighed and continued:
"When I woke up, I had already become the crown prince of the Southern Kingdom, but I remembered all the settings here clearly in my mind! Including where are you, who are you, where is this place, I What should I do, and what should you do in the future, but there is only one thing I can't do, and that is to return to the original world."
"It's like you brought a golden finger as soon as you came in. It should be mine, damn it! However, to go out, the protagonist needs to complete the plot experience. Xizhou and I have only completed it now... 20.00%."
Cheng Zixiao went on to say that there was a lot of money.And when he talked about the plot experience, he suddenly thought of the reason for [-]% of it, and couldn't help but blush.
"Then what is your relationship with the system? Why is it afraid of you?"
Xizhou thought for a while, but still had a lot of doubts, so he asked the question firmly.
"Because I know a secret of the system, that is, the system actually..."
Qian Duo was muted by the system before he finished talking about the secrets of the system.
Cheng Zixiao and Xizhou were surprised. They had never seen such a weird thing that the system could mute people.
"Can you write?"
Seeing this situation, Cheng Zixiao quickly went to get an unburned firewood stick and ran over to pass it to Qianduo. Qianduo was stunned, took the firewood stick and wrote on the table, but was mosaiced by the system .
Xizhou and Cheng Zixiao were shocked again.
The so-called refreshing of the worldview is nothing more than that.
This system is really not an ordinary system.
"Come to a man! I don't want to talk about it? Asiba!"
Qian Duo resignedly threw away the matchstick, and was so angry that he didn't want to explain. His current situation can be said to be more difficult than Cheng Zixiao.
This system is not afraid of her, it is just pretending to remind her to keep each other secret.
"You are harder than me!"
Cheng Zixiao patted Qian Duo on the shoulder, but the system suddenly warned,
System [The author is requested to experience the plot well, and don't play tricks, attract bees and butterflies, flirtatious, and be spurned by others! 】
"Hey!"
Cheng Zixiao heard the system's warning, and kicked the invisible system in the void.
The three of them chatted very late, and Cheng Zixiao didn't know until later that the crown prince's money had slipped out of the palace.
Cheng Zixiao couldn't figure out why he was spending so much time with his fine clothes and food, so he had to run out to discuss with them how to go back.
Go back ~ back to the original world.
When he went back, there would be no more Cheng Zixiao.
Cheng Zixiao was sleeping on the bed and could see the huge full moon outside the window. The cold moonlight shone on his face, making him look a little desolate.
His stomach rumbled a few times at the right time, and he remembered that he hadn't eaten yet, so he got up and went to the kitchen to see if there was something like taro that could be eaten directly, so as to pad his stomach.
But when he pushed open the kitchen door and saw the scene in the kitchen, he suddenly stopped.
The mist was steaming in the kitchen, and a pot of boiling white rice porridge had been cooked, and it was exuding its unique fragrance at this time.
Next to the pot were two large white bowls, two pairs of chopsticks, and a plate of dried lettuce that had just been marinated for a long time.
Xizhou stood by the stove, poured hot white rice porridge into a bowl, and said to Cheng Zixiao at the door:
"Hurry up and serve it here, eat here, or the hungry guy wakes up and sees that you won't even be able to eat white rice porridge."
Xizhou had seen Cheng Zixiao standing at the door a long time ago, but he didn't say anything, but called him
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