Pick up a zombie and play with it

A beautiful side somersault landed steadily on the stage, picked up the guitar that was set aside, and played casually but didn't know what to sing?

Hey, looking at the group of women in the audience who pretended to be serious but were actually about to laugh. .

I just want to say to them, "Women, why bother to embarrass women"

It’s not that I don’t know that as long as I sing at a higher pitch, the sound will break. It feels like I can sing ten songs in one song. To put it bluntly, I am tone deaf, and they look determined to see me make a fool of myself.Heh heh heh, just wait and see how I will deal with you later. . .

"La la la la la la..." He closed his eyes and sang indiscriminately. . .

"You're constipated, you haven't finished stretching for so long?" Someone yelled, and the audience burst out laughing with a coaxing sound. . .

With a blushing face, he poked his neck and shouted, "Why, you didn't tell me to sing, whether you want to hear it or not, if you don't want to hear it, just pull it until I don't want to sing it."

"Come on, you sing, you sing, we don't talk about it, but you can't do it all the time, no, you have to sing a few lines."

"Who says I won't sing, I'm trying to trick you guys into thinking..."

"Look at the way you smile, you are women, do women understand?"

"Hahaha" Seeing them laughing and almost rolling to the ground, I ignored them without blushing. . .

Seeing Ah-Dai sitting there stupidly, Langlang clutched her stomach and took her hand.Smiling and telling her, the rabbit is me and I am a well-known tomboy in the army. . .

Don't look at her usually smiling like a gentle rabbit, but after getting along for a long time, you will find that the tricks in her stomach are actually a set of tricks, so she is named Black Rabbit. . .

I remember that there was a military exercise, and our team accepted the task to contain an enemy battalion. . .

Since it was the first time for us female soldiers to participate, the other party didn't take us seriously, and the final result was that they lost. . .

After that exercise, our female soldiers shined, especially Yanan. . .

Afterwards, the army held a commendation meeting, focusing on commending several outstanding female soldiers, and gave speeches on stage. . .

It was Yanan's turn to take the stage. As soon as he spoke, the chief waved his hand to stop. . .

"What's your name?"

"Report to the chief, my name is Yanan, codenamed Black Rabbit..."

"You are Yanan?"

"Yes"

"Well, I have a question, you must answer me seriously..."

"Yes, chief. Please tell me, chief..."

"Well, why did you strip off the male soldiers during the exercise?"

"It was an accident, just an accident during the fight"

"Accident? Accidentally tore someone's clothes, accidentally cut someone's belt, and finally took away his clothes and pants by accident. Your accident really surprised me."

"Oh, that was an accident"

"Be serious, who is joking with you?"

"Yes"

"You said that you are a girl from a family, why are you so rascal, causing the head of the other party to chase after me and ask me if I am leading a female soldier or a female hooligan?"

"Report to the chief, you are leading female soldiers"

"You, you bastard, you have a glib tongue. Tell me, why did you take off other people's clothes?"

"That was an accident, sir"

"Don't give me a bad mouth, tell the truth"

Ps: I would like to declare that if I use the word "she" in this article, then that person must be a woman, and if I use "he", then that person must be a man. . .