Fear

The author has something to say: five and six: try and die.

Five and Six... finally home!

No one pinches my ass, cool!

Last night, I explained to my seniors for a long time, and finally convinced them that Wu and Liu and I are innocent.

It's not easy.

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I can even go to sleep on May and June [-]st. No one snores, and I can sleep with a big horoscope, rolling around and being left unattended.

I stayed up hard for several nights and slept until lunch time every day.Day and night are reversed, but this kind of decadence is a bit refreshing.

But within a few days, his mental outlook was obviously not as good as it was when he was on vacation.For the sake of my prosperous beauty (brain supplement), I still decided to sleep well for the rest of the holiday.

After five and six went home, we kept in touch on and off, occasionally playing board games together, but generally not for too long.Because I'm not that addicted to the game, just play a game to get addicted.Even if five and six are stalking each other, I will not agree to start another round.

In addition, he always likes to send me some funny videos, and his laughter is very low, I often can't get it.

At this time, the tricks of fooling around will come online.

"Hahahahahahaha" is the basic reply template. The more "ha", the more "acting" you will be able to convince people that you are real.

If your input method is not smart enough, and you can't get "hahahahahahaha" by typing too many "h", you can try "hahahahahahaha".

"Laughing to death" is the essence, a key vocabulary that contemporary surfers must master.As long as you don't explain, no one can say that you are perfunctory!

Of course, if the person you want to fool is more important, you can add another sentence: "It's so funny."

Because generally five and six are responsible for sending me funny videos, after I fool them, he will not chase after me for analysis, science popularization or Amway, so my tricks of fooling are very practical for me, Versatile.

If your fooled person still wants to talk to you a lot after sharing with you, then you can ask yourself for blessings, usually it is not enough to be perfunctory with one or two sentences.

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As you all know, I'm a new age nerd with 8G surfing.

Otherwise, I wouldn't come here to complain about five and six idiots, would I?

Oh yes, you don't understand.Although this is a forum, I basically ignore you.It's not that I don't read your comments, it's because your comments are not nutritious.

In addition to "hahahaha", it is "Go for me! Take him down!", or "This is definitely true love", and the most outrageous thing is to call me stupid.You can call Five and Six stupid, but you can't call me stupid, after all, I can recite "Goose Goose, Song Xiangtian Song" when I was three years old.

All right, I'll just treat you as air.

(ps: Stop talking about the CP of me and Five and Six, thank you.)

I saw an article submitted by a blogger this evening, which made me suspect that this article was contributed by me!

It's completely "the world is another me"!

The contributor was also a college student, and he was deeply troubled by the straight male tricks of his straight male roommate, and he was also a brave man who was as rational as me and would not be fooled by straight male tricks.

But he is much worse than me. That straight man not only cuddles and touches him every day, but also often asks to sleep with him under the quilt at night.

I was shocked when I saw this, and thought: This must not be a straight man, gay is too obvious.

As a result, the comments were sloppy: "This is straight men's tricks."

"Hot knowledge: Straight men are more flirtatious than gay."

"It's definitely a straight man, gays don't do that."

……

I looked dazed, sure enough, I still don't know much about this world.

Oh yes, I haven't finished the content of that contributor's contribution, the excitement is coming, it can be called a cool article in the gay world.

The contributor was so irritated that he simply used his own way to treat his own body.

Aren't you flirting with me?Then I will be more coquettish than you, let's see who can play better.

This so-called straight man is actually a person who does not pay attention to the sense of boundaries when interacting with others, but they usually cannot accept that others do to themselves what he does to others.

So, the contributor won, the straight man has been in a daze for a few days, and now he has returned to the standard of normal male communication.

I have to say, this provides me with a good idea.

Although five and six are not so excessive, they have already caused me trouble, and I can do it with peace of mind.

Thanks to the contributors, I will try it when I start school.

Hey, the peak duel is about to start, please wait and see.

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