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To him, he said with extra sincerity: "Master Zhang, I offended you just now, my cousin's safety depends entirely on you!"

"Don't worry!" Zhang Tianshi squinted at his bowl, "Do you still want to eat?"

"Don't eat."

"Don't worry," Zhang Tianshi repeated, packed up the garbage in twos and twos, put it back in the takeaway box, then looked at Jiang's face and said, "I said before that exorcising ghosts and demons is the purpose of the Taoist school, and we are obliged to do so." .”

Cheng Hao said that he was helping Zhang Tianshi, but in fact it was just a matter of handing over a compass and measuring the size.

"Are you sure that water ghost took the pocket watch from here last night?" Zhang Tianshi took a pencil in his mouth and drew on the railing.

Cheng Hao touched the concrete base, and said decisively: "Yes, I remember very clearly, the bottom of this railing was kicked and a piece was missing."

"Okay, report the data according to the mark I drew."

"153, 47, 69." Cheng Hao measured the values ​​in a short while.

Zhang Tianshi took out a piece of talisman paper and quickly drew a sketch on it, "It's done!"

Cheng Hao leaned over to look, and saw that he had built a space coordinate system, and drew a standard curve on it. No matter how you looked at it, it was familiar, "This is... a parabola?"

"That's right, in some respects, our celestial masters also need to rely on the power of science." Zhang celestial master looked proud, "The following is the formula, I leave it to you!"

Cheng Hao scolded him in his heart for being unreliable, but on the surface he obediently calculated according to his request.

After the calculation was completed and the specific coordinates were obtained, Zhang Tianshi raised a strategic smile and pointed at a distance, "That's where it is!"

Cheng Hao looked suspiciously at the place he was pointing at, which was Jiang Zhongzhong.On the surface of the river, which was still calm and windy, a shallow eddy appeared visible to the naked eye, which was very strange, so he asked, "Could it be the nest of water ghosts?"

Zhang Tianshi pondered for a while, and put on a compass in his hand, "This vortex is indeed abnormal, and the yin energy is too heavy."

"What's next?"

"Find a boat and row there. I want to negotiate with the water ghost."

"It's not too late, let's go!" Perhaps Yu Chuan gave too much preparation, and Cheng Hao even felt that negotiating with ghosts could be easily accepted.

"Are you going too?" Zhang Tianshi looked at him strangely, "Aren't you afraid?"

Cheng Hao said: "Those water ghosts are very cunning, the two of us have a helper, if the pocket watch is not found, you will also be dragged into the water..."

"Bah, bah, bah!" Zhang Tianshi glared at him, "Okay, since you have decided, let's go together. But we can't do it now, we have to wait until midnight, when the yin energy is at its peak, and we can easily find the target Water ghosts are dangerous, but they are also the most useful."

Hearing the word Zishi, in an instant, countless fragments of horror movies flashed in Cheng Hao's mind, such as Zhenzi, female ghost in red, ghost boy with white face... But thinking of Yu Chuan still sinking pitifully at the bottom of the river Waiting for him to rescue him, he gritted his teeth and responded, "Okay!"

"Then let's rent a boat at the pier first, and then go back to recharge our batteries. See you at Jiang'an pier at 10:30 in the evening."

Cheng Hao nodded, "By the way, do you have anything to ward off evil spirits?"

"Exorcism?"

"It's something that can make ghosts dare not come close tonight, like talisman seals, black dog blood and other magical artifacts to drive away ghosts."

"Yes!" Mentioning the magic tool to exorcise ghosts, Zhang Tianshi came alive, "I have an ancestral mahogany sword, I will sell it to you for [-] yuan to ensure that evil spirits will not invade, how about it!"

Cheng Hao gave a dry laugh, and walked away, "Let's save such a good thing and pass it on to your grandson!"

Zhang Tianshi hurriedly chased after him on his electric bike, and walked side by side with him, "Hey, it's okay to be cheaper! Five thousand!"

"Need not."

"Let's do this! We are also destined, so I will give you a small change, five hundred yuan!"

Cheng Hao finally knew what Zhang Tianshi said, half of it was true and half was false, five hundred was much cheaper than ten thousand, but who knew whether it was true or not, he didn't dare to use it!

"No need, I have auspicious body protection, let's see which ghost dares to catch me!"

"Cut! Look at how stingy you are!" Because the deal was not completed, Zhang Tianshi gave him a blank look, twisted the handle enough, and rode the small motor to the pier first.

"Hey wait!" Cheng Hao ran after him now.

When Cheng Hao ran to the pier, Zhang Tianshi was already standing by the river, posing in a pose and waiting for him.

"Look at this cloud, it's destined to be a restless night." Zhang Tianshi put his hands in his pockets, faced Jiang Xin, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. The wind from the river made his takeaway clothes rattle.

Cheng Hao was panting heavily from exhaustion, and interrupted his contemplation unceremoniously, "Don't pretend to be a fork, hurry up and find a boat!"

"Hehe, I really don't have any artistic sentiment!" Zhang Tianshi stopped his pretentiousness and looked towards the river, "What's the hurry, aren't there boats everywhere?"

It turns out that there are many fishing boats moored by the river, and these fishermen usually live on the fishing boats all the year round. Most of the boats still have a few small boats tied to them for backup.

In the end, the two negotiated with a fisherman to rent his melon skin boat for one night, saying that it was to experience night fishing, and it was enough to stuff some money.

"Then see you at 10:30 in the evening." Zhang Tianshi stepped on his electric bike, and the two went home separately.

Yu Chuan seemed to be having a long dream, and he didn't know when he would wake up. His peaceful sleeping face made one not think of his usual unreasonable appearance.Her face was as pure as crystal, beautiful and fragile.There was a faint water red on the soft thin lips, and there was a magical attraction after watching it for a long time. Cheng Hao almost had the urge to lean over and kiss him to wake him up.

Fortunately, a yawn put an end to this unrealistic fantasy.

"It must be too sleepy..." Cheng Hao yawned several times in a row. While he was still conscious, he set an alarm clock, turned over and lay on the other side of the bed, and fell asleep soundly.

When the alarm clock rang, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.

Cheng Hao went downstairs to have a casual dinner, and arrived at Jiang'an Wharf before the appointed time.

"Why did you come here!" After waiting for a long time, Cheng Hao shook his phone at Zhang Tianshi, who was late, and the screen showed that it was just past 10:30.

"What do you know, I want to prepare something!" Zhang Tianshi finally was willing to take off his takeaway clothes, revealing the Chinese-style cardigan inside, and carrying a cloth satchel on his back, which looks like a pig's nose with a spring onion on it. !

"Water is yin, and water ghosts are the products of the most yin, and it's Zishi, just in case of accidents, you take this." Zhang Tianshi randomly stuffed him with a bag of things in a plastic bag.

"What is this?" Cheng Hao took it and opened it, "Macadamia nuts?" There was a shell opener inside, as if he had just bought it from a supermarket, and the price was still on the bag.

"That's right, this kind of dried fruit is produced in the tropics. It's hot and has a lot of energy in its core. If something entangles you later, you can smash it with this."

Cheng Hao put the bag in his pocket together, and complained: "Use foreign things to beat Chinese ghosts, thank you for thinking of it!"

"Apostasy is what the Taoists say. Whether it's the traditional mysterious magic or the advanced science and technology, it just works!" Zhang Tianshi straightened his small satchel and walked towards the pier first, "It's almost time, let's go!" Bar."

The two boarded the boat, hung an oil lamp on the bow, and paddled together towards the center of the river.

Logically speaking, with the strength of two adult men, it would take 10 to [-] minutes to row to the end, but after half a day, when I looked back, it was still only about [-] meters away from the river bank.The fishermen on the shore have turned off their lights and gone to sleep, only the signal light on the bow is still blinking.

"It's twelve o'clock in ten minutes." Cheng Hao said.

"Don't worry, let me take a look." Zhang Tianshi took the compass and pointed it at a certain direction to check, then frowned, and found that the matter was not simple, "That's not right! The compass shows that we have arrived!"

"Ghost hitting the wall?" Cheng Hao looked around, when a gust of wind suddenly blew on the dark river, blowing the boat far away, and the lights at the bow creaked and flickered.

"Cheng Hao! Macadamia!" Zhang Tianshi seemed to have foreseen something, just shouted this sentence, he was knocked over the bow by the sudden wind and waves, and the oil lamp went out in response.

"Are you okay?" Cheng Hao asked quickly.

"It's okay! I don't know where my bag was dumped, so I have to look for it!" Zhang Tianshi rubbed his forehead, groped in the cabin with his buttocks pouted.

At the same time, dense black shadows appeared around the rickety boat at unknown times.These black shadows quietly approached the two of them, forming an encircling circle.

Zhang Tianshi turned his head and turned pale with shock, and shouted: "Cheng Hao, help me delay!"

Cheng Hao held onto the hull of the boat, took out a handful of macadamia nuts from his pocket, and threw them at the black shadow. However, the hit black shadow just let out a scream, but Cheng Hao's hatred was full, and he rushed towards him. rushed over.

"Damn it!" Cheng Hao hurriedly avoided the sharp claw, and swears at Zhang Tianshi, "The fruit of this beautiful country is not very useful!"

"You try to pry it open!" Zhang Tianshi finally reached his small cloth bag, and he was not in vain with the magic weapon in his hand. He took out a mahogany sword from the bag and waved it muttering.

The spell and the shadow of the sword weaved into a net, isolating the water ghost around the boat and dare not go forward.It's just that the wind and waves on the river continued unabated, and Zhang Tianshi almost staggered and fell into the water due to the bumps.

Taking advantage of this time, Cheng Hao touched the shell opener and opened the fruit with difficulty on the swaying boat.

A kernel is thrown at a water ghost. At this moment, the macadamia nut is not just a snack, but more like a calorie bomb. Whoever hits it will be blown out of a small hole.

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