Put on a vest for a better world

From this seat? "

Standing at the entrance of the alley, Old Liu felt chills all over his body, and within two seconds he remembered where he had heard the voice before.

He was very sure that this was the monster marked as "very dangerous" in the official extraordinary information - "Hu Dirty".

The entrance of the alley, which was not illuminated by the sun, became darker and darker, the light was slowly disappearing, and rustling sounds were gradually approaching.

Lao Liu only felt numbness in his legs and couldn't run at all. The instinct of biological fear held him in place. This is a monster that can "eat people"!

When the atmosphere became more and more tense, and Lao Liu was already thinking about what would happen to Yanhong after he died, and whether there were relatives who could adopt him, a plump, round face with the word "囧" appeared in front of him.

"······The original name is 'Hu Di' because the prototype is 'Tibetan Fox'."

Lao Liu didn't have the guts to complain, but the Tibetan fox's face really grew on people's smiles, and the weird atmosphere disappeared for a second.

"Presumptuous, rude, and bold! How dare you call me by my name, you two-legged beast!"

Blocked by his chubby figure, his left front paw, which seemed to be nonexistent, slapped the ground fiercely. Lao Liu saw vivid emotions on that fat and embarrassing face. What is this kind of ugly and cute feeling that hits the soul? !

"Uh, beard... my lord? Senior? Your Majesty?" Old Liu was a person who was responsible for his own life, and hurriedly tried to make up for the situation where he didn't talk about the door.

"Presumptuous, rude, bold! Pfft..."

The monster in front of him was seriously injured, and he coughed up a big mouthful of black blood without saying a few words.

Lao Liu had an occupational disease attack, and immediately analyzed that the symptom was an injury to the internal organs caused by the impact. The fat layer is so thick that it is impossible to tell whether there is any fracture. What am I trying to analyze? The monster is lying on the ground without moving, running ah!

Calling the police while running, a wind blade slashed, and Lao Liu's mobile phone was cut in half. If it was a little bit higher, it would be Lao Liu's neck that was broken.

"Bold! You, ahem, run again! Run!" The fat fox is still lying on the ground, but it has already shown with its strength that there are a hundred ways to kill you even if the bearded uncle is lying on the ground.

"Don't dare, I'm so excited to see you, so I jumped for joy, just for a while." Old Liu turned to face the injured monster helplessly.

"You are not allowed to call me by my name directly. My title is the Demon Emperor of Western Tibet. If you want, ahem, call me Your Majesty the Demon Emperor."

Old Liu Qiang suppressed his desire to complain, in the world of so many supernatural beings, this fat fox with the least amount of attention is the one who puts on the show the most.

"Come here, two-legged beast. You are specifically allowed to touch this jade body, and carry me home."

"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, I see that you are injured, why don't you send you to the hospital directly."

This is worth taking home!If it's hungry at night, it can't just fill its stomach with Yanhong and me.

"Hmph, don't try to play tricks, cough cough, I have been with you all the way, I know you are a doctor, hurry up and hug me! The stone is on my stomach."

Foxes are stronger than humans, and they can't run away, so what can they do? Alas, I feel sorry for my GG phone.

Going home with the beard in his arms, the solid weight was comparable to three sacks of rice. Old Liu Shengsheng felt like he was suffering from kidney deficiency.

Take two steps and rest, and you will be ridiculed by the fat fox all the way.

It's nothing more than a description like "weak chicken, trash", Lao Liu feels a little aggrieved, Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, don't you have any clues about your weight?

After entering the corridor, Lao Liu's neighbor happened to go out, greeted Lao Liu, and nodded as usual.

This ordinary greeting made Lao Liu break into a cold sweat, not because he was worried about himself, but because he was afraid that he would hurt his neighbors, who would be cut down by this violent fox.

As a result, the neighbor couldn't see the fox in his arms at all, and asked him if his arm was injured, why he kept it in such a shape, Lao Liu hurriedly slapped haha ​​and got away with it, and returned home exhausted and worried all the way.

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, Yanhong rushed forward and barked at the fox, where is the goblin, stay away from me who is shoveling shit!

As soon as she yelled twice, Yan Hong was photographed by Hu Die and turned into a painting on the wall. After landing, she could only sob, it seemed that she was seriously injured.

Lao Liu's mind was blank, he didn't care about anything else, he threw away his beard and rushed over to check Yanhong's injury.

After confirming that the dog was fine, he backed away with Yan Hong in his arms, and opened his mouth towards the beard: "Your Majesty, the dog at home is not sensible, don't be as knowledgeable as it is, if you come to me for anything, I will bear it." ..."

Beard:·····

The fat fox coughed up two more mouthfuls of blood, and then threatened: "Treat the wound for me, if you dare to mess around, you must do..."

I was dizzy before I finished talking, so let's take a gamble, bet on the "goodwill" of human beings towards "non-my race", the worst thing is to lose and go back to change the vest.

Then Hu Di won the bet.

Happily lived the days of eating, drinking and dominating at the old Liu's house.

"Your Majesty, lift your belly, there are chicken bones under your weight."

Hu Zang inhaled and shrunk his stomach, Lao Liu picked out a chicken bone that had been scuffed cleanly from his fur, and continued cleaning.

Hu Zang was entrenched on the sofa like an old man. While Lao Liu was sweeping the floor, he continued to spit out his bones.

Lao Liu was thinking about it, Ken X Chicken, Golden Arch, Decos, etc. can no longer be called. The takeaway boy looked at me as if he expected chicken feathers to grow on my face.Uncle, if you can’t get rid of the problem of flying chicken bones, you still can’t release Yanhong. What to do if the chicken bones cut the dog’s intestines, you must do a good job of isolation.

"Hi, this is the first time I have seen Demon Lord Luo Da so serious."

Hu Zang's words drew Lao Liu's attention to the TV, and he just stood behind the sofa with a broom to watch.

The video is the most exciting moment of the "Holy Grail War". Seeing the joint forces of the human side makes people's blood surge, and Lao Liu thinks of the pride of being born as a human being, and he is about to throw away the broom and beard on impulse. When the stinky monster fights.

Beard's bandaged paw pressed on the remote control, lightly tuned the channel, and said lightly: "It's so boring."

Lao Liu began to accumulate energy, and Lao Liu was about to spit out vulgar words.

Hu Di looked up at him: "What's wrong?"

Old Liu: "I'm afraid you're thirsty, so I'll pour you some water."

"Well, I'll pour it later, let me put this plate first, the one with animals on it."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Lao Liu, who was used to being enslaved in a few days, remembered when he picked up the CD that this was a very ironic environmental protection film that he bought for his collection as a pet doctor.

"Hurry up! I'm thirsty."

Beard paws on the couch.

Lao Liu put a dish for Hu Zang, and while pouring water for Hu Zang, he began to conceive the content of the suicide note, although he might not even have time to write the suicide note.

It's a very exciting cartoon, with exquisite painting style and clear sense of rhythm, which can give people a good viewing experience. The premise is that the people watching together are not just a fox who can speak human and a person.

The story tells that when the natural environment of Shuilanxing continues to be harsh, all kinds of animals live in the bustling city, puffer fish and rhinoceros are working as bus drivers, elephants are gentlemen who like to read newspapers, coffee shops There are only various animals in fast food restaurants, and in discounted supermarkets, animals are happily shopping.

Some dolphins threw the finished Coke bottle directly into the river. The Coke bottle passed through the sewer and arrived at the mouth of the sea together with a wide variety of garbage.

There are endless garbage mountains one after another at the mouth of the sea. There are many human beings living here. Some people choked on the ground after eating the garbage, and some people were strangled by plastic bags. Bloody and bloody, unable to move.

The polar bears in the city are organizing environmental protection organizations to protect the Arctic iceberg. Unfortunately, the iceberg has melted to the point where there is only a little bit left. A family of three and three humans live on the last piece of iceberg.

The estuary even began to discharge poisonous liquid, and the human beings encountered were directly corroded into skeletons, and the human beings in the forest were constantly persecuted by the logging team composed of gorillas.

Many small animals are very anxious watching the tragic situation of human beings on TV, but their parents and mothers are indifferent.

The human beings living in the sea were caught in large quantities, and the small humans who were lucky enough not to be caught were also entangled in plastic bags for a lifetime, and died of deformities.

When the picture is given to the human corpses washed up on the coast, the nearby factories are still emitting pollution. Although the animals of environmental protection organizations have been fighting to protect human beings, they always end in failure.

The climax came. I raised a pet cat who always stayed at home. The most I did in my life was to buy, buy, and buy. The whole house was filled with useless goods, and many of them turned into garbage before they were opened.

When the last [-] humans were at stake, the gorilla logging team did not stop digging. In the end, humans became extinct, and the last human was made into a specimen that fled in fear and was exhibited in the museum.

When the movie was over, Lao Liu felt that he was also over.

Hu Zou stood up from the sofa!The beard has moved over!The beard is getting dirty!

Lao Liu said his last words: "I am a human being, and I am sorry."

The author says:

After the class is over, I'm going to start to speed up the progress, and it will be faster and faster.

Chapter 30

◎The Great Virtue of Heaven and Earth is Life◎

"For being human, I'm sorry."

Old Liu Zuo knelt down and closed his eyes, waiting for death.

Hu Zang: "Huh? What are you doing? I'm going to the place of reincarnation of the five grains, take me there."

Old Liu stood up embarrassingly: "Okay, okay."

After carrying Hu Zang to the bathroom, Lao Liu frantically wiped his sweat at the door of the bathroom, with question marks swiping the screen in his heart.

Didn't understand?How can it be?This is a prank at the beginning of the world