I have been a royal these years

01

After dancing this dance with Zhuiwu, I rushed off the stage.I can't remember whether I covered my face and rushed off the stage.

I subconsciously didn't want me to run off the stage covering my face.

My mood can not be calm for a long time.

Omg.

oh my god!

I, Lan Shunming, since my debut, nine out of ten fans are "mud" fans, and none of them can shake my determination not to be "mud".No matter how the host coerces me to dance the women's troupe dance on variety shows, I will never dance, and always maintain the traditional male idol line that is rooted and popular.

Unexpectedly, today, for a free dinner, I broke the principle that I have been sticking to for many years.

I have a kind of "lost virginity" pain.

However, my pain lasted until the restaurant manager personally brought up their signature dishes one by one...

The Law of True Fragrance, after all, is a law that human beings cannot escape in this life.

02

On the way to eat, I saw that Zhuwu was not eating well, and always came to stare at my face, as if trying to hold back a smile.

The common problem of children is that they don’t eat well at the dinner table, and they stuff junk food into their mouths after meals.

I asked him, "Why are you laughing when you don't eat?"

After he chewed and swallowed a mouthful of the dish, he looked at me and said, "...it's very spicy."

"Is this dish spicy?"

He nodded: "Well. Very spicy."

I tasted the dish in front of him, but I didn't taste the spiciness.

It seems that either he has a problem with his sense of taste, or I have a problem with his sense of taste.

03

To date with Zhui Wu, you need to have a strong heart.I never thought that in addition to the exciting activities during the day and the exciting dance at night, we would also meet a group of unlearned students who did not learn to rob us when we were taking a walk after dinner.

My heart said oh my god.In an era when technology is developing so rapidly and no one brings cash when going out, the industry of street robbery still exists.

Taking a step back, they robbed my mobile phone, but I paid by swiping my fingerprint and face, and I even forgot my payment password. Is this useful?

My heart is not good.Even if I can tell the payment password, I don't have much money in my phone.Being an idol is so poor, it doesn't look good to be a victim in the news.If all the netizens knew that I was a poor ghost, wouldn't my rich second-generation persona collapse?

I asked Zhuwu how to deal with it, should I call the police or give them money?

Zhu Wu asked those students: "Do you know who I am?"

The leader raised his head arrogantly: "Who are you!"

Zhuiwu said, "It's fine if you don't recognize it."

——and then went up to the mist and beat them up.

I hurriedly stopped: "No!!"

You are an idol!

04

The brat finished beating the brat.

For the sake of the future of the group of students who "know their mistakes and repent", we did not choose to call the police in the end.

On the way home in a taxi, I found a strange item in my pocket.A square with jagged edges.

Even if I'm ignorant, I'm not so ignorant that I don't recognize what it is.

Um.Are these the gloves you use when eating fried chicken?

Ke Zhuwu never eats fried chicken in order to keep his idol in shape.

I'm curious.

I quietly pulled the boxy thing out of the mist pocket.

Sure enough, condoms.

I held the condom between my arms and waved in front of Zhu Wu: "Why do you bring this on a date?"

Zhu Wu, who was about to cross his arms, froze for a moment.His eyes drift away silently.

I heard him whisper, "Don't you need this on a date?"

Ah, the child.

"Why does your family have this?" I asked him like disciplining my own son.

His eyes were still floating aside, and he whispered: "I don't have this at home, I just bought this."

My eyebrows twitched: "When?"

"When I finished dancing with you, I said I was going to go outside the restaurant."

I:"……"

Anger starts from the heart, and evil grows from the gallbladder!

05

When I went to the gate of the community where I lived, Zhuwu asked me if I could kiss.

I reminded him: "Did you forget the rules?"

Seeing him bow his head and show a disappointed expression, my heart softened.Originally, I wanted to tell him, "Just this time, only face kisses are allowed."

At this moment, he raised his head and said solemnly, "Then let's have sex."

"..." I ran into the community without looking back, "baa!"