I have been a royal these years

01

In the past few days, the company has given us fewer notices. Most of the time, our group members run their own personal resources, or stay at home for vacation.

I'm the one who stays at home for the holidays.

Zhu Changyou asked me on WeChat if I wanted to go out with him.

Ask me if I want to eat omelets and drink soy milk in the morning, eat sandwiches and drink iced lemon tea at noon, and ask me if I want to eat barbecue and drink beer in the evening.

Thinking about eating and drinking all day long, he doesn't look like an artist at all.

I am not as lucky as him, I was born with the physique of eating and drinking without gaining weight.So reject them all.

After several rejections, he asked on WeChat: Are you afraid that I will kiss you again?

I:……

I can't answer.

I feel like I've been molested, but not entirely.

02

I feel more and more that someone is following me.

I called my agent about this matter, and my agent came to see me several times and accompanied me to perform "Infernal Affairs" several times.

But I can't catch the person who followed me.

Maybe I'm too suspicious.The agent said he didn't hear any footsteps following me.

He touched my forehead and said, "You must be too tired and have hallucinations. It's really not good, go to the hospital and have a look. Don't do anything strange on the stage then."

Seeing that the manager came to accompany me to play Infernal Affairs without even having time to change into his duck pajamas, I was somewhat touched and felt guilty, so I couldn't bother him anymore.I asked the agent to go back.

Solve your own affairs.That person's tracking ability is far stronger than my detection ability.I don't need to do anything, I can't catch him.

In the evening, I was walking on a secluded road when I heard the ghostly footsteps behind me again.

I took a deep breath.

Take another deep breath.

Take another deep breath...

I "thumped" and fell to the ground, screaming in pain: "Oh! I'm in so much pain! It feels like someone is pinching my neck! Oops! Who is it! Help... help! Help!"

Just as I was in full swing with the air, that person rushed out from the dark, squatted down and hurriedly picked me up: "Brother Shunming, what's wrong with you? Do you want, do you want to, 120! 120!"

I immediately stopped all movements on my body and grabbed his wrist firmly.

"Chasing the fog?" I looked at this "prisoner" who was following me in astonishment.

He opened his eyes wide and said, "You, are you okay?"

I stood up from the ground, frowned and asked, "Are you following me?"

Zhuiwu seemed to realize that he had fallen into a trap instantly, opened his mouth, let out an "Oh" regretfully, covered his mouth and murmured: "No...no..."

I then asked, "You were also following me a few days ago?"

He covered his face with his hands, not daring to lift it up. After struggling for a long time, he raised his face and said, "Yes."

"Why are you following me?"

"I recently learned Chinese, which is very difficult. I don't understand a lot. I want to ask you." He paused, and struggled to express the second half of the sentence, "But I dare not come up and talk to you."

I think this explanation, more or less, is all nonsense.

But Chasing Fog's mentality is no different from that of a child, and it's not that he can't really do such outrageous things.

I crossed my arms and asked, "So many people can ask, why do they have to ask me?"

"They said that you are a major in broadcasting and hosting, and you can speak Chinese better." Zhuwu gave me a thumbs up to express my "good".

"Who said that? I'm obviously studying astrobiology."

Zhu Wu wrinkled his face in doubt: "Is there... such a profession?"

I nodded: "So who told you that I learned to broadcast?"

Zhu Wu rolled his eyes, hesitated for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up again: "Jatai! It's him, he said it!"

Goofing off again.That kid in Catalan doesn't even know if I've been to college or not.

I don't know what this strange little boy Zhuwu wants to do, so I took a deep breath, followed his reason, and said to him: "If you really want to ask me if you don't know anything about Chinese, you can go to WeChat Communicate with me, don’t do this kind of sneaky thing.” Speaking of this, I added a sentence at the right time, “‘Sneaky’, an idiom. It describes sneaky actions, not aboveboard, remember down."

"Oh...remember." He lowered his head, looking remorseful and frustrated.After a long time, I raised my head halfway and asked, "...can I ask you any time?"

03

If time allows me to go back to that day, I will definitely not say "you can ask me Chinese at any time" to Zhuwu.

At ten o'clock in the evening, after I took a shower, he sent me a message and asked me: Brother Shun Ming, what does "kiss baby" mean?

At eleven o'clock in the evening, I was lying on the bed, and he sent me a message asking me: Brother Shun Ming, what does "sit up and move yourself" mean?

At twelve o'clock in the morning, I was about to fall asleep, he sent me a message and asked me: brother Shun Ming, what does "go to your heart" mean?

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, I woke up from my sleep and saw him send me a message asking me: Is brother Shun Ming asleep?If you dream of me in your dreams, can you say that I am your "dream lover"?

I replied angrily: No!

Still angry, I wrote back: This is China!Do not pass US time! !