Dazai is also troubled by love today
Chapter 5 Launch of YG Project
Gojo Satoru was awakened by the choking smell of burning.
Thinking it was a fire, I followed the direction of the smoke and found the source, only to realize that it was the black smoke coming from my kitchen.
Dazai Osamu's intermittent voice came from the black smoke. "Wait...wait...you can...eat..."
Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, the black mist was blown away, and the scene in the kitchen appeared.Osamu Dazai, wearing an apron and holding a spatula in his hand, was struggling to turn over a blackened fish. His expression was focused, and there were some black marks on his fair face.
Gojo Satoru leaned forward. "What is Dazai doing?"
Osamu Dazai said solemnly: "System task, I'm making breakfast for Wujo-kun." He glanced at the fish that looked like black charcoal, "Wujo-kun knows how to eat it."
Silence lasted for a moment, Gojo Satoru hugged Osamu Dazai from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder. "Dazai, dropping something like this will bring you to the hospital."
Osamu Dazai smiled and asked, "Can't you go to the hospital for me?"
"No. I don't like Dazai." Gojo Satoru kissed him on the neck and said in a low voice.
Osamu Dazai tilted his head, turned around and looked at him, and said with a smile, "Wujo-kun wants to take care of his kidneys and not his mind, and only have a physical relationship with me?"
Gojo Satoru sneered. "Dazai thinks the same way." Otherwise, he wouldn't have turned around and forgotten me.
He picked up the man, put Osamu Dazai on the stove, squeezed between his legs, his lips lingered around his lips, but he didn't kiss him.
The teasing made people uncomfortable, Osamu Dazai took the initiative to kiss him, leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Gojo-kun, should we make a bet?"
Gojo Satoru asked with interest: "What bet?"
"Gojo-kun will not only be greedy for my body, but also my heart after a week." Osamu Dazai challenged, "Gojo-kun dare to bet with me?"
Wutiao Wutiao, who had been greedy for a long time, didn't change his face, and asked, "Why don't you dare to bet, what about the bet?"
"What do you want to bet on, Gojo-kun?" Osamu Dazai asked.
Gojo Satoru said without hesitation, "If I win, Dazai will be my bed partner until I get tired of playing."
"Okay, if Wutiao-kun loses, please die in love with me."
Wujo Wu responded. "good."
Just as he was about to bow his head and kiss someone, to put this careless relationship into practice, there was another "bang bang bang" knock on the door.
"Teacher Wutiao, what's the matter, is it on fire?" The familiar voice of little student Hu Zhang came from outside the door again, full of anxiety and nervousness.
The corner of Gojo Satoru's mouth twitched, regretting that he didn't bury the student on the spot last night.
He tilted his head to one side, bit Osamu Dazai's earlobe, and made one last flirtation before going to open the door. "Let's implement the physical relationship later."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "bang", the sound of a heavy object being knocked away from outside, and then, a burst of eager footsteps rushed towards them.
Osamu Dazai was still sitting on the kitchen stove, and he didn't intend to avoid it. Gojo Satoru also kept squeezing between his legs, pinching his waist. Youruto came to have a frank meeting.
"Teacher Wutiao, where is it..." When seeing the scene in front of him, the little student Huzhang swallowed the word "fire" back into his throat.
Osamu Dazai smiled and said: "Kijou-kun, we are very busy now, can you come to find Wujo-kun later? When you go out, please close the door, thank you."
"I, I, I, I... Got it." Knotabagi Yuhito stammered, turned around and was about to leave.
"Come back." Gojo Satoru shouted, he let go of Dazai Osamu's waist, and put the boiled black fish from the pot on a plate. "Come here early in the morning, you must not even have breakfast, eat the fish before leaving."
Yuren Yuzhang, who has even eaten the fingers of Su Nuo on both sides, said that as long as he can leave immediately, he can eat anything. He grabbed the black fish without hesitation and swallowed it in two or three mouthfuls.
"Mr. Wutiao, I'll go first." He ran out as fast as he could, with a gust of wind.
The person in the way is gone, and it's adult time.
Gojo Satoru returned to Dazai Osamu's side again, and before he could make a move, "Guru Gulu" Dazai Osamu's stomach let out a painful cry.
Gojo Satoru carried him down and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
"I like everything Gojo-kun does." Osamu Dazai laughed.
While waiting for dinner, Osamu Dazai received a message from his colleague Ranpo Edogawa. "YG Project (short for Abduction of the Strongest Conjurer" project.) is ready to pull. "
"Thank you, Mr. Ranpo."
Gojo Satoru's breakfast is made very quickly, and the milk and egg sandwich is delicious.
Osamu Dazai ate with relish, picked a good timing, and said, "Gojo-kun, I just received news that something strange happened in a bar, and we need to investigate it."
"Bar?" Gojo Gojo raised his eyebrows and looked at him.
Osamu Dazai: "It's a bar called "The Hangover". I would go there when I came to Tokyo. I remember I went there last July. I also met..."
Gojo Satoru didn't make a sound, and waited patiently for him to continue.
"I don't know why, I don't always remember that memory very clearly, and my chest hurts when I think about it." Dazai Osamu asked with a distressed expression, "Gojo-kun thinks what happened to cause me to appear like this What about the situation?"
"It would be more appropriate to ask the doctor about Dazai's situation." Wujo Wu said.
"I've seen a doctor, but I didn't find out the problem. Gojo-kun, come with me. Maybe I can revisit the old place, and I can remember something." Osamu Dazai tugged at the corner of his clothes and said.
Gojo Satoru also hoped that Osamu Dazai would think of him, and happily agreed.
On the other hand, Hirohito Katsuobu, who hastily escaped from the Gojo teacher's dormitory, summoned his classmates Fuguro Megumi and Nagaki Yeqiangwei to announce what he had seen about Gojo teacher's relationship.
Fu Heihui said coldly: "This is Wutiao's private matter."
Dingqi Ye Qiangwei smelled the gossip, and said excitedly: "Who is the other party? He is able to capture the heart of our teacher Wu Tiao. He must not be an ordinary character. Let's investigate and investigate together. If the other party has ulterior motives, as students, we must help Teacher Wu Tiao Drive away the rotten peach blossoms."
She and Katsuobu Yuhito fisted each other tacitly, and the two heroes saw the same thing.
Fu Heihui was overwhelmed by this high-sounding reason, no matter what, as a student, he should share the teacher's worries and problems.
The three left as soon as they said they would, and as soon as they left the dormitory, they saw their Wutiao teacher and a very handsome man in a brown trench coat heading towards the school gate.
Dingqi Ye Qiangwei: "No wonder Mr. Wutiao is so excited, this person is really good-looking."
The author has something to say:
Thank you Fanfan No. [-] for the nutrient solution, more heartfelt
Thinking it was a fire, I followed the direction of the smoke and found the source, only to realize that it was the black smoke coming from my kitchen.
Dazai Osamu's intermittent voice came from the black smoke. "Wait...wait...you can...eat..."
Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, the black mist was blown away, and the scene in the kitchen appeared.Osamu Dazai, wearing an apron and holding a spatula in his hand, was struggling to turn over a blackened fish. His expression was focused, and there were some black marks on his fair face.
Gojo Satoru leaned forward. "What is Dazai doing?"
Osamu Dazai said solemnly: "System task, I'm making breakfast for Wujo-kun." He glanced at the fish that looked like black charcoal, "Wujo-kun knows how to eat it."
Silence lasted for a moment, Gojo Satoru hugged Osamu Dazai from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder. "Dazai, dropping something like this will bring you to the hospital."
Osamu Dazai smiled and asked, "Can't you go to the hospital for me?"
"No. I don't like Dazai." Gojo Satoru kissed him on the neck and said in a low voice.
Osamu Dazai tilted his head, turned around and looked at him, and said with a smile, "Wujo-kun wants to take care of his kidneys and not his mind, and only have a physical relationship with me?"
Gojo Satoru sneered. "Dazai thinks the same way." Otherwise, he wouldn't have turned around and forgotten me.
He picked up the man, put Osamu Dazai on the stove, squeezed between his legs, his lips lingered around his lips, but he didn't kiss him.
The teasing made people uncomfortable, Osamu Dazai took the initiative to kiss him, leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Gojo-kun, should we make a bet?"
Gojo Satoru asked with interest: "What bet?"
"Gojo-kun will not only be greedy for my body, but also my heart after a week." Osamu Dazai challenged, "Gojo-kun dare to bet with me?"
Wutiao Wutiao, who had been greedy for a long time, didn't change his face, and asked, "Why don't you dare to bet, what about the bet?"
"What do you want to bet on, Gojo-kun?" Osamu Dazai asked.
Gojo Satoru said without hesitation, "If I win, Dazai will be my bed partner until I get tired of playing."
"Okay, if Wutiao-kun loses, please die in love with me."
Wujo Wu responded. "good."
Just as he was about to bow his head and kiss someone, to put this careless relationship into practice, there was another "bang bang bang" knock on the door.
"Teacher Wutiao, what's the matter, is it on fire?" The familiar voice of little student Hu Zhang came from outside the door again, full of anxiety and nervousness.
The corner of Gojo Satoru's mouth twitched, regretting that he didn't bury the student on the spot last night.
He tilted his head to one side, bit Osamu Dazai's earlobe, and made one last flirtation before going to open the door. "Let's implement the physical relationship later."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "bang", the sound of a heavy object being knocked away from outside, and then, a burst of eager footsteps rushed towards them.
Osamu Dazai was still sitting on the kitchen stove, and he didn't intend to avoid it. Gojo Satoru also kept squeezing between his legs, pinching his waist. Youruto came to have a frank meeting.
"Teacher Wutiao, where is it..." When seeing the scene in front of him, the little student Huzhang swallowed the word "fire" back into his throat.
Osamu Dazai smiled and said: "Kijou-kun, we are very busy now, can you come to find Wujo-kun later? When you go out, please close the door, thank you."
"I, I, I, I... Got it." Knotabagi Yuhito stammered, turned around and was about to leave.
"Come back." Gojo Satoru shouted, he let go of Dazai Osamu's waist, and put the boiled black fish from the pot on a plate. "Come here early in the morning, you must not even have breakfast, eat the fish before leaving."
Yuren Yuzhang, who has even eaten the fingers of Su Nuo on both sides, said that as long as he can leave immediately, he can eat anything. He grabbed the black fish without hesitation and swallowed it in two or three mouthfuls.
"Mr. Wutiao, I'll go first." He ran out as fast as he could, with a gust of wind.
The person in the way is gone, and it's adult time.
Gojo Satoru returned to Dazai Osamu's side again, and before he could make a move, "Guru Gulu" Dazai Osamu's stomach let out a painful cry.
Gojo Satoru carried him down and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
"I like everything Gojo-kun does." Osamu Dazai laughed.
While waiting for dinner, Osamu Dazai received a message from his colleague Ranpo Edogawa. "YG Project (short for Abduction of the Strongest Conjurer" project.) is ready to pull. "
"Thank you, Mr. Ranpo."
Gojo Satoru's breakfast is made very quickly, and the milk and egg sandwich is delicious.
Osamu Dazai ate with relish, picked a good timing, and said, "Gojo-kun, I just received news that something strange happened in a bar, and we need to investigate it."
"Bar?" Gojo Gojo raised his eyebrows and looked at him.
Osamu Dazai: "It's a bar called "The Hangover". I would go there when I came to Tokyo. I remember I went there last July. I also met..."
Gojo Satoru didn't make a sound, and waited patiently for him to continue.
"I don't know why, I don't always remember that memory very clearly, and my chest hurts when I think about it." Dazai Osamu asked with a distressed expression, "Gojo-kun thinks what happened to cause me to appear like this What about the situation?"
"It would be more appropriate to ask the doctor about Dazai's situation." Wujo Wu said.
"I've seen a doctor, but I didn't find out the problem. Gojo-kun, come with me. Maybe I can revisit the old place, and I can remember something." Osamu Dazai tugged at the corner of his clothes and said.
Gojo Satoru also hoped that Osamu Dazai would think of him, and happily agreed.
On the other hand, Hirohito Katsuobu, who hastily escaped from the Gojo teacher's dormitory, summoned his classmates Fuguro Megumi and Nagaki Yeqiangwei to announce what he had seen about Gojo teacher's relationship.
Fu Heihui said coldly: "This is Wutiao's private matter."
Dingqi Ye Qiangwei smelled the gossip, and said excitedly: "Who is the other party? He is able to capture the heart of our teacher Wu Tiao. He must not be an ordinary character. Let's investigate and investigate together. If the other party has ulterior motives, as students, we must help Teacher Wu Tiao Drive away the rotten peach blossoms."
She and Katsuobu Yuhito fisted each other tacitly, and the two heroes saw the same thing.
Fu Heihui was overwhelmed by this high-sounding reason, no matter what, as a student, he should share the teacher's worries and problems.
The three left as soon as they said they would, and as soon as they left the dormitory, they saw their Wutiao teacher and a very handsome man in a brown trench coat heading towards the school gate.
Dingqi Ye Qiangwei: "No wonder Mr. Wutiao is so excited, this person is really good-looking."
The author has something to say:
Thank you Fanfan No. [-] for the nutrient solution, more heartfelt
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