Dazai is also troubled by love today

Dark clouds hung over the shrine, the trees were withered, and the wind was bitter.

Osamu Dazai stood in front of the shrine, with his hands in the pockets of his brown windbreaker, and his kite-colored eyes stared at the person in the shrine. "Who are you?"

The man came out of the darkness, but he had a face exactly like him. "I'm here for you."

Osamu Dazai wanted to ask something, but suddenly there was a strong wind, he squinted his eyes, the person in front of him turned into smoke and the wind hit him together, and all of them were sucked into his body in the blink of an eye.

[Congratulations on successfully binding the Love Adventure System, Xiao Ai will definitely work hard to make your love come true.Please host to complete the task released by Xiao Ai, otherwise you will be punished very painfully. 】

Osamu Dazai opened his sleepy eyes, thought about the strange dream just now, turned over, and continued to sleep.

[Host please give Xiao Ai a response, otherwise she will be punished very painfully. 】

Osamu Dazai gave a soft "oh".

The system wants to kill.

But it's hard to find someone who is such a high match with me, who can possess him and do what he wants, so he can't get angry so easily.

【Dazai-kun, please work hard with Ai.The following releases the love adventure mission: the first step in love, let’s confess boldly.Please host to confess to the person you like. 】

Osamu Dazai sat up and yawned, lazily said: "Mr. System, I don't have anyone I like."

【…】

[Please don't be depressed, Xiao Ai will help you find someone you like together, come on! ! 】

Osamu Dazai: "Actually, I want to find someone who can die in love with me."

As soon as the words fell, Osamu Dazai felt a surge of electric current, a tingling sensation spread all over his body, and he was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside in just an instant.

【Dazai-kun, please don't say such things.Oh, you will be punished. 】

Awakened by the electric shock, Osamu Dazai was not late for work for the first time, he slumped in his office chair and fished.

Colleague Atsushi Nakajima came out of the president's office with a stack of materials in his arms, put a stack of materials in front of him, and said seriously: "Mr. Dazai, this is the material of the "Yokohama Curse Spirit Elimination Project" in cooperation with Tokyo Curse High School. The president hopes that you can go to Tokyo with Kunikida-san tomorrow to discuss the details."

Osamu Dazai, who was groping for fish and fish, said, "Atsu-kun, I think your cautious character and excellent conversation are more suitable for carrying out this task. I will trouble you to go with Kunikida-kun tomorrow."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Really... Really? Can I really do it?"

Dazai nodded seriously. "If Dunjun can't do it, then no one in this world can do it."

Atsushi Nakajima had tears in his eyes. "I will definitely try my best to finish this matter without embarrassing the Armed Detective Agency."

[The system senses the host's appreciation for Atsushi Nakajima, and the two match with 70%.The accumulated feelings between colleagues are not easy to be noticed, but I will remember everything about you in my heart.Please the host face up to his own heart and confess his love to Atsushi Nakajima. 】

Osamu Dazai, who just didn't want to go on a business trip, found that this so-called system didn't seem to be very smart. He wanted to ignore the past directly, but a slight tingling sensation emerged from his fingertips. He said without emotion: "Dun Jun, please associate with me."

Atsushi Nakajima looked at him in surprise, the two of them stared at him for a while, a light bulb popped up next to Atsushi Nakajima's head, Mr. Dazai made sense in everything he did, this must be a test again, just like the entrance exam.

Atsushi Nakajima thought about how to answer correctly, held back for a while, and finally blushed and said: "Mr. Dazai..." If necessary, I am willing to cooperate with you.

Before he could finish speaking, Osamu Dazai interrupted him. "It's fine if you don't want to date, I don't like Dunjun that much. Go to work."

Atsushi Nakajima, who was suddenly confessed and dumped: "...Oh."

"Bastard Dazai." The door of the Armed Detective Agency was suddenly pushed open by a force, and the door panel slammed against the wall, showing that the person who came in had already reached the highest level of anger.

"Hey, Kunikida, what's wrong?" Dazai Osamu turned around the office chair, interlocking his fingers, showing a serious expression.

Kunikida Doppo re-patted a piece of paper on Dazai Osamu. "The hotel sent me the bill again, you bastard, you attempted suicide and ate and drank for free in the hotel, leaving the phone number of the Armed Detective Agency and then ran away. You need me to help you deal with the aftermath..."

Osamu Dazai looked at him, a sympathy flashed in his iris-colored eyes. "Kunikida-kun, you'll get wrinkles if you're always angry like this."

Kunikida Doppo was taken aback.

Osamu Dazai continued: "I have a secret method to prevent wrinkles, please write it down."

Kunikida Doppo hesitated for a moment, then quickly took out his notebook and began to write down the handstand wrinkle removal method that Osamu Dazai said. One minute later, the pen was broken, and he dragged Dazai Osamu into the utility room with twice the rage, followed by the sound of the human body being violently beaten by gravity.

[Hitting is love, scolding is love.The system feels Kunikida Doppo's deep love for the host, and the host also silently endures the extraordinary way of expressing love. This is definitely a mutual love. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. The host is asked to confess immediately, and the harvest will be rewarded. Very sincere love. 】

Osamu Dazai, who was being violently beaten, was sure that there was a hole in the head of this so-called system, and he had to find a way to get it off his body.

While he was thinking about countermeasures, the tingling sensation of the electric current came to his brain again.

Although Osamu Dazai is a master at suicide, he follows painless death, and he absolutely cannot accept being killed by electric shock.

Dazai Osamu got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and said softly: "Oh~~ my dear Kunikida, you are as warm as the breeze in March and hot as the sun in June, please Befriend me, and not even the dark grave shall separate us."

Kunikida Doppo's hand on the doorknob froze, turned around and beat Osamu Dazai violently, and then opened the door and left the warehouse.

Dazai lay on the ground. "System, there seems to be a problem with your judgment."

【Human feelings are difficult to judge, and it is normal to make mistakes occasionally. 】

Osamu Dazai got up, and said in a casual tone: "I'm a little curious, where did you come from? The shrine in the dream is the one I went to on a mission two days ago, right?"

【...What are you talking about, I am from a system from another world, and I was punished by the Lord God to come here because of a mistake. As long as I help enough people realize their love dreams, I can return to the original world. 】

Osamu Dazai let out a long "Oh", obviously I don't quite believe the tone.

[…] At this time, I can only bite the bullet and change the subject.

[The circle is too small to find an ideal partner. The system releases a second mission: Please go to a nearby famous love sanctuary to find a relationship that makes your heart beat.Please host to act immediately, love will not fall from the sky, you must take the initiative to chase love. 】

The sound of electric current sizzled loudly.

Osamu Dazai put his hands into the pockets of his windbreaker, went out and turned right to Atsushi Nakajima's desk. "Dun Jun, let me go to Tokyo. The curse spirit is quite scary, it will be bad if you get hurt."

Atsushi Nakajima was moved to tears. "Mr. Dazai, you are really kind."

Early the next morning, Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo flew to Tokyo.After arriving at the airport, the two were sent to the magic high school by the pick-up staff.

Along the way, Osamu Dazai was not interested. In the matter of clearing the curse spirit, the other party was an expert, and Yokohama was asking for the curse. He must have signed some unequal treaties.

The car slowly stopped at the school gate, Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo were ushered into the reception room.

The reception room full of dolls is really unique. The principal Jugao is a middle-aged man with a square face. This comparison makes the contrast even bigger.

Kunikida Doppo didn't talk nonsense, and straight to the point introduced the current situation of the curse spirit in Yokohama.

In fact, it would be no problem to leave the negotiation directly to Kunikida. Osamu Dazai felt that he had already come, and there was no need to stay and listen to their bargaining, so he found an excuse and slipped out to see the environment of Kataka.

He came out of the bathroom humming a little tune, and left the reception room building in the opposite direction while there was no one in the corridor.As soon as he stepped on the road leading to the building behind, a gust of wind came from behind his head. Osamu Dazai moved neatly and turned his head to avoid it.

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous, I almost died from a head blow. I don't like this kind of death." Osamu Dazai still put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker, talking to himself leisurely, his kite-colored eyes looked at the girl who had just died. The savage who gave him a kick.

The person who came was dressed in black, with a pair of black eyepatch under the silver hair.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, feeling that this outfit looked familiar...

The corner of the man's mouth curled up, and the next second he appeared in front of Osamu Dazai. "Dazai-kun, it's been a long time."

Osamu Dazai backed away from the feeling of oppression: "Oh, it's been a long time." He was thinking crazily who this person is?

[The system smells of love.The two people who didn't fight each other when they first met, gradually fell in love with each other in the next relationship, and became a bunch of pairs.It's not that friends don't get together, congratulations to the host for finding love.Task [-]: Ask the host and the person in front of you to become partners and bind them together so that there will be stories. 】

Osamu Dazai who was cornered: "..." The system flicked again.

But when he heard the familiar sound of electric current, he hurriedly said, "I was sent by Yokohama to discuss this plan to eliminate the curse spirit. Please give me your advice for future cooperation."

Gojo Satoru looked at Osamu Dazai's body covered in bandages and the aura of the curse spirit emanating from his body for a while, and picked it up. "Why are you possessed by a curse?"

Osamu Dazai seemed to understand something, and asked with a smile: "System, so you are a curse spirit..." His tone was very calm.

【…】Obviously I hide so well, why was my identity discovered so quickly?Will it be removed?