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"I will, Uncle, he will!" Gojo Satoru held Kobayashi Yuta's hand tightly, "I am very moved just by hearing your description!"

"Come on, kid, do you have a taste of this birthday peach?" Kobayashi Yuta, with tears in his eyes, took a small piece of noodle from the side of the base and handed it to Wujo Wu.

"How can it not be delicious with a lot of fatherly love!"

Wujo Wujo didn't even think about it, he just yelled and swallowed it in a big gulp, then his face changed from red to yellow to green, and finally——

vomit!

Gojo Satoru could no longer care about his image as a male model, squatting on the side of the road and almost bursting out of gallbladder.

"Uncle... are you very dissatisfied that Lin Ye has not contacted his family for the past three years?" Gojo Satoru took a tissue to wipe the corner of his mouth, "but... this is not a crime that deserves death, right?"

"Tsk, how do you brat talk!"

Xiao Linxiong was too unbelieving, so he took out a small piece and tasted it himself. Well, it’s not that exaggerated. It’s just sweet with salty, salty with astringent, astringent with spicy, and spicy with a little bit of raw. ...

vomit! ! !

Xiaolin Xiongtai vomited until the tears flowed down, and he couldn't catch up for a long time.

99 Yingxue happened to want to make something to eat, and walked past the kitchen door, and saw an old man and a young man squatting together crying (vomiting), and there was a big birthday peach next to them, and she was shocked for a moment.

"What, did something happen to the housewife?" 99 Yingxue showed anxiety, she had known Wujo Wujo for more than ten years, Kobayashi Yuta was also familiar with them to the bone, and had never seen them cry before, "Anyone else had an accident Why don’t you tell me! Someone—”

"No need," Kobayashi Yuta pointed at Shoutao next to him, "it's it..."

"It's so delicious!" Gojo Satoru interrupted Kobayashi Yuta's introduction, "If you don't believe me, auntie, try it. Really, I have never eaten such delicious pasta. We are so touched!"

"Oh?" 99 Yingxue finally felt relieved, dubiously dug out a spoonful and tasted it, "Why don't I believe there is such a thing..."

good to eat?

Half an hour later, the three of them cleaned up their expressions, and appeared in Lin Ye's bedroom in all their clothes.

Lin Ye was suspicious: "My birthday?"

Gojo Satoru nodded sincerely.

"What's wrong with your head?" Lin Ye poked Gojo Wu on the forehead, with a sneer on his face, "Did the strongest in the universe hit the door frame?"

Gojo Satoru continued to nod sincerely.

"Then Brother Xiaolin also has it on his head?"

The two looked at each other for a moment, showing expressions of sympathy.

How else could it be hurt?What kind of door frame can hold two people's heads at the same time?Of course it was beaten by Ms. 99 Yingxue's scepter.

Lin Ye looked at it and couldn't ask anything, so he focused his eyes on the table: "Is it the custom here to eat birthday peaches?"

Kobayashi Xiongta smiled happily: "It doesn't matter what you eat, but your heart is the most important thing!"

"Oh," Lin Ye leaned over and asked, feeling a very postmodern aura hit Tianling Gai directly, and his face darkened instantly, "Is this...Tetramine?"

"How could it be! Dad did it seriously all night!" Xiaolin Xiongtai squeezed out a smile, "It's very unique, if you don't believe me, ask Little Six Eyes."

"Yes, it is worth tasting. If you don't believe me, ask your aunt."

Ms. 99 Yingxue, who has never lied in her life, closed her eyes and nodded: "You have to be considerate of a man's clumsy love..."

So, Lin Ye dug a small piece, stuck out the tip of his tongue, and took a sip like a kitten adding water.

Lin Ye, male, died at the age of 20, his birthday and death day were on the same day, and he walked very hideously.

"No, you two just went out, did you want to surprise me?" Lin Ye felt his body was hollowed out, "Is it difficult to make something human? People who are more than 100 years old can't cook at all ……"

Gojo Satoru: "I have money."

Yuta Kobayashi: "I have Heiankyo Mafia."

99 Yingxue: "I have believers."

The corner of Lin Ye's mouth twitched. Sure enough, only a person like himself who was born in a wealthy family but ate dirt every day because of strict family education could learn to cook by himself.

So, another hour later, when Lin Ye was serving four dishes, one soup and some cold rice cakes on the table, he saw with his own eyes what it called stars twinkling in people's eyes.

"Son, when did you learn to cook?" Kobayashi Xiongtai could hardly stop drooling, "This is too delicious!"

Gojo Satoru didn't care about the etiquette of seniority, and directly swallowed two rice cakes. He only felt the light rice fragrance explode in his mouth instantly under the blessing of honey, and there were crunchy peanuts and fried rice inside to add a touch of richness. The aroma is really addictive.

Even Ms. 99, whose every move reveals elegance, couldn't help but move her chopsticks one after another.After a night of ups and downs, a few people were already hungry and their chests were sticking to their backs. In addition, after eating birthday peaches just now, all the nutrients in their bodies were emptied. Now they can't control themselves when facing such delicious food.

It took less than 5 minutes for a gust of wind to sweep away the clouds, and everyone patted their stomachs and lay twisted on the tatami mats, expressing their happiness in life.

"Hi, whoever wants to marry my son in the future will be really blessed. He can sing ditties and cook, which is too happy," Xiaolin Xiong praised too slowly, and then suddenly seemed to remember something, "Oh, yes , almost forgot the business."

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly got up and walked to the side of the birthday peach. After eating the delicacy in the world, he felt disgusted with what he made, so he pinched his nose and stretched his hand in to stir it, and finally touched the treasure he had worked so hard to stuff in before.

"Here, this is a family heirloom of our family, and now it can finally be passed on to you."

Lin Ye took it, opened the heavy plastic film, and found a glass bottle and a delicate drum inside.

"The long-burning incense is in the glass bottle, don't open it easily, you will fall asleep after smelling it," Kobayashi Yuta introduced, "don't put it out, I heard that if it goes out, there will be a catastrophe."

Lin Ye put it away carefully, and then turned to look at the small drum carefully. It has a black background and a red surface, and the patterns on it are all Ukiyo-e style, which is extremely delicate. The two drum hammers are also tied on both sides of the drum surface with tassels. There is also a long jade handle underneath.

But this look...isn't it a rattle?

Lin Ye turned around casually, and suddenly thunder roared outside the window, scaring him to stop quickly.

"Oh, this can't be turned around casually!" Xiao Lin Xiongtai quickly explained, "This is a human skin drum, which can attract thunder!"

Lin Ye was puzzled: "But it was sunny just now?"

"The so-called lightning guide is to guide the nearby thunder here, not to fabricate a thundercloud out of thin air," 99 Yingxue added, "In short, the thunder will hit the drum. It itself is anti-electricity, but the person holding it is not. So it's still quite dangerous, don't play with it casually."

"Okay," Lin Ye nodded solemnly, "Remember that there are seven tokens?"

"That's right," Xiao Lin Xiongtai replied after putting away the incense sticks and the human skin drum. "The other one is your fan, which can be regarded as a weapon, and the writing brush that everyone is grabbing."

"What about the other three?"

"Spirit Summoning Stone, on your mother's scepter, don't you need to talk about its functions? There are also Soul Purifying Pestle and Outworld Coffin, which are probably a healing holy weapon and a killing weapon, but no one has ever seen it before. I even suspected that it was just a legend..."

"Oh, so..." Lin Ye nodded, "Those three are all in my hands. This is a great responsibility."

Kobayashi Xiongtai scratched his head: "We all think you are fine, besides, you still have a good partner!"

Lin Ye looked at Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru showed a very harmless smile, but he always felt that this person was more dangerous than all the tokens combined...

"The family heirloom makes you say it's like giving a bride price," 99 Yingxue said, "In short, you take good care of it together. The tradition of the past is to find a place that only you know and hide it, and entrust it to the descendants when they grow up. he."

Gojo Satoru was surprised: "Can I also know the secret hiding place?"

"Of course," Kobayashi Xiong smiled heartily, "Yingxue can see that you two have made an oath and are bound by the curse. Besides, we watched you grow up, it's no different from watching the eldest son, can we still not trust you? ?”

"But you still have to let Linye decide," 99 Yingxue said flatly, but with a sense of majesty, "After all, this is his thing."

"Okay." Lin Ye nodded solemnly, appreciating the weight of it.

Gojo Satoru thought for a while: "Then can you take the liberty to ask, where did the two of you hide your things before?"

"Well, hehe," Kobayashi Xiongtai asked 99 Yingxue if he could say it with his eyes, and he said slowly after getting an affirmative answer, "I put it in the place where we two made love, isn't it super romantic!"

"Then where did you two meet?"

"In the basement of the Kyoto Gymnasium, there was an indoor baseball game that day, and we just..."

"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen!" Lin Ye blocked his ears, "I smell the car!"

"...What are you thinking? We only met when we found out that there was a curse underground, and expelled it together!" Xiao Lin Xiongta patted Lin Ye on the forehead, "Dirty!"

99 Yingxue smiled: "In short, you just need to find a suitable place."

"Well," Lin Ye nodded seriously, "We will protect them."

Gojo Satoru touched his chin: "Also, I want to collect all the relics."

As soon as this remark came out, the room was instantly quiet.

After a while, Xiao Lin Xiongtai said: "This...for thousands of years, no one has collected all these..."

"Isn't that because there has never been the strongest person?" Gojo Satoru said, "And I feel that the recent turmoil in those organizations is because of these relics. If we can collect them, we can also give them a root cause." Slap."

"Then what are you going to do?"

Lin Ye pondered for a moment, then turned to 99 Yingxue: "You said before that Sugawara Michizane would be reborn every hundred years?"

"Yes, this is his reincarnation," 99 Yingxue nodded, "But not every time he succeeds in reincarnating, and not many people know about it, so no one specifically checked it out, it's just a legend."

"You also said he would be born with a big thunderstorm?"

"Yeah." 99 Yingxue suddenly remembered, "By the way, the last time, just pinch your fingers, it should be the closest!"

At this moment, a little sparrow flew in and landed on Lin Ye's shoulder.

Lin Ye opened the letterhead brought by the sparrow, and saw that it read:

[According to the results of recent stargazing, there will be a severe thunderstorm in the Yokohama area in three days, which is rare in a hundred years.Book of production house. 】