After my partner 5t5 talked about cross talk, I became popular

A carp in Linye straightened up and stood up: "Huh? Are you a human being? Didn't you curse something messy?"

Lin Ye had been hanging around in the cross talk garden all the time, and the "teacher" in his impression was just a respectful title in the industry, and he didn't think about teaching and educating people at all.

Besides, the one in front of him really doesn't fit the image of a simple teacher.

Gojo Satoru squeezed Lin Ye's face: "Oh, oh, have you lost your memory?"

"To be honest, I have eaten less recently, and my memory is indeed not very good."

Lin Ye searched hard in his memory, but perhaps the original owner was too unwilling to remember the man in front of him, so he really couldn't.

"You two, let's perform on the front stage!"

After the host reminded him earlier, Lin Ye realized that he had not turned off the microphone. At this moment, the audience turned their heads and looked at him and Gojo Satoru with interest.

"It doesn't matter who you are, since our brothers met here, you should do me a favor."

Lin Ye leaned closer to Wujo Wu's ear, the more exaggerated his whispering movements, the more the audience thought he was still performing.

"Come on stage and tell me any random story, just your daily life. I'll give you five hundred yen after 10 minutes."

The small calculation in Lin Ye's heart was crackling, thinking that the friend of the original owner should not be a wealthy person, and the temptation of the five hundred yen should not be small.

Gojo Satoru put on his chin and pretended to think with a playful smile, "Oh? Just give me 500 yuan when you come on stage and talk casually about your daily life? Is that good?"

"That's right, just with your... handsome image, you can conquer the audience." What Lin Ye originally wanted to say was "with your strange outfit of walking blindfolded".

"You can just talk about it, the daily trivialities, the parents are fine!"

"Okay!" Gojo Wumai walked towards the stage with his long legs, "Don't let me catch you!"

The audience thought that this section was the beginning of Lin Ye and Gojo Satoru's duo, and their appetites had already been whetted. Seeing the two handsome guys finally come on stage, they all applauded vigorously, which made Lin Ye feel a little flustered.

Mancai relies on one person pretending to be stupid to tell stories, and the other pretending to be sober in the world to create contrasting jokes. Usually, the person who complains controls the rhythm and laughter. Although it is slightly different from cross talk, it is the language art of two people working together. Lin Ye is confident With this ability, no matter what stories the other party tells, they can break out flowers.

"Hello everyone, my partner and I will not talk about big things today, but just talk about the ordinary things that happened to him." After Lin Ye finished speaking, he glanced at him.

Gojo Satoru immediately understood: "Ah yes, Lin Ye-san, where do I start?"

"Just tell everyone what your name is first."

"Well, I am the strongest in the universe."

Lin Ye almost choked on his Tumoxing, but he didn't expect the other party to speak so fiercely when he came up.

There was some laughter in the auditorium.

"Is it plausible that the universe is the strongest? I'll let you talk about everyday things!"

"Daily? My daily life?"

"Yes, for example, why did you go there this morning?"

"Oh, it's not a big deal, it's just saving the citizens of Tokyo."

Lin Ye: "..."

I'm afraid it's not here to mess things up, is it?

"Speaking of which, everyone here can sit and listen to Mancai so leisurely, you should thank me!" Gojo Satoru smiled arrogantly.

Lin Ye OS: Biaoxi, isn't it, boy, you are playing tricks.

"Yo, then you have to tell us how to save it, so that we can understand!"

"Well, there's nothing to say, there's a guy named 'Charcoal Pot', the younger brother of 'Leihu', who built a huge one at the Tokyo Power Station today..."

"You mean, the whole of Tokyo was rescued from the two teapots?"

The audience was listening in a daze. Although Lin Ye didn't quite understand, he instinctively found a way to interject and give the audience a break.

"No, this 'charcoal pot' is a guy whose head looks like a teapot but whose whole body is made of charcoal. He is a curse formed by everyone's over-reliance on charcoal and the negative emotions derived from greed!"

"Ah? Charcoal can become fine?" Lin Ye, addicted to drama, started to act, "Hey, policeman? I'm eating barbecue, and I just saw two black legs growing out from under the charcoal, limping run away!"

"That's really serious!"

"what happened?"

"How can you eat your meat if it's not cooked!"

Gojo Satoru took up Lin Ye's scene very naturally. Although it was a bad joke, but it was in great contrast with their handsome images, and the audience burst into laughter.

"Damn! This is plausible! That charcoal spirit you met..."

"The charcoal pot."

"What are you doing with the charcoal pot?"

"Well, I guess I want to blow up the Tokyo Power Station, so humans can't use charcoal to generate electricity!"

The audience exclaimed.

Lin Ye Fue, don't use all the dirty jokes!

So he quickly turned the atmosphere back: "It sounds a little worse than not letting people eat barbecue."

Gojo Satoru seemed to realize it too, and restrained himself a little: "After all, he is also one of the top cursed existences."

"Then how did you solve it?"

"I just walked up to him, kindly advised him not to do this, and tried to impress him with my charisma."

"He listened?"

"No."

"What about you?"

"Just lightly point to Tanhu's head," Gojo Satoru moved his finger forward, "then, boom! His..."

"Suddenly his life was inspired."

Hayano felt that Gojo Satoru was going to say something restricted again, so he quickly cut off the conversation, and then made a light bulb lighting motion next to his head with his hand.

Gojo Satoru crossed his arms, smiled brightly, and became more and more arrogant: "Well, you can also say that, if he still has a life in the future."

Lin Ye: "I think it's you that Tokyo should be wary of!"

"That's right! After all, I am the strongest in heaven and earth!"

……

The two sang together, Gojo Satoru was in charge of pretending to be b, and Lin Ye was in charge of pulling him back, and it was a big show after going back and forth.Lin Ye boasted that he had a lot of dramas, but he also admitted that this was a match for chess. After talking about it, he was sweating, but the effect was not bad. I feel quite fresh.

Only Lin Ye knew that his partner was not pretending to be stupid, but really a stinky fart.

It wasn't until after ten o'clock in the evening that the conference ended. Lin Ye went to the backstage to ask the organizer to take money. Because the effect was good, he got an extra [-] yen.

"Hey, this is the agreed five hundred yen, because you have performed well, I will give you an extra hundred yen." Lin Ye handed the money to Gojo Satoru, looked at his watch, "By the way, if you run now Hurry up and go to the convenience store, [-] yuan can just buy a special boxed lunch and rice balls, it’s a good deal, go quickly!”

Gojo Satoru, carrying two boxes of Kikufuku with a price tag of [-] yen: "Thank you, this money is very important to me."

"From now on, our road will be open to the sky, each side will go!" Lin Ye patted Wu Tiaowu's shoulder, and said earnestly: "But buddy, I advise you, don't pretend to be a man, pretend to be..."

"You two, please stay!"

A man in an ill-fitting suit and glasses trotted over.

The man took out his handkerchief and wiped his sweat: "I am the organizer of this event, Daisho Tanaka, and this is my business card."

Lin Ye suppressed a smile: "Excuse me, that, ahem, what's the matter for Mr. Daxiang?"

"The content of the two comics just now is really..."

"It's really great. Do you want to sign a contract with us and make a debut?" Gojo Satoru scratched his head, "It's really troublesome that my life is so smooth."

"Uh... no, I want to ask you two, are you a conjurer?" Daixiang Tanaka bowed ten times to say a word, looking very sincere, "I'm really sorry to interrupt, but I think the two of you Duanzi, it’s like experiencing it personally.”

"Oh? Where did you hear the sorcerer's words?" Wujo Wu's tone was a little disappointed, and he returned to his normal state.

"It's a long story. I am not talented. I also have a small theater under my banner, which specializes in comic performances. The income was very good, but since last year, several people who have come to my place have returned within half a month after returning home. Bizarre death..."

Gojo Satoru suddenly remembered: "Ah, you are the 'cursed comedian', right? I've seen all kinds of gossip about you before."

"Yes, I thought it was a coincidence, but things haven't improved until this year, and more and more people died. Then I found a few masters to help me check, most of them said some empty words like bad feng shui , There is only one person who calls himself a conjurer, saying that there is a curse in my theater, but if he helps me remove the curse, it will cost 5000 million yen."

"5000 million?" Lin Ye was startled, and instantly thought of Fen Meili's companions...

I let go of a suite in Tokyo.

"Yes, so I can't afford it at all. I want to find another way to make a living, but everyone thinks that I am an unknown person, so I have to mortgage the theater that my parents left me to be full. But I really like Mancai, so I plan to do this. At the last mancai conference, I wanted to find some new investors, but..."

"What's the name of that conjurer?" Gojo Satoru interrupted the other party's eloquence.

"It seems to be called 'Chu'."

"Oh," Wujou said in a disdainful tone, "it really is them."

"You know him?" Tanaka Daxiang's eyes rekindled a little hope, "I wonder if you can talk to him for me, it's cheaper..."

"'Eki' is not a person, but an organization, not a good guy," Gojo Satoru thought for a while, "Forget it, I'll go to the theater to see it before it's too late to talk about it."

"That would be great! Will this gentleman go with me?"

Lin Ye quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I plan to make a fortune by talking about it, exorcising curses or something, that's not my ambition."

After all, Lin Ye left without looking back. He knew the aptitude of his original owner best. A conjurer with a 5000 million appearance fee could solve the problem, and his [-]th-line kitten would not be able to give away his head.

"I am willing to give you two a reward of 1000 million."

Lin Ye turned his ankle and shot back. Although he thought it was shameful that he had never seen the world, before his head had time to think, his mouth had already made a decision for him——

"My ambition doesn't matter, the main thing is that I don't want to see the people suffer, please lead the way!"