Father's Day Apocalypse

Three days after the emperor's birthday, someone made a disturbance in Meng Duo's balm shop, saying that his own people had used the balm sold here, and their bodies were covered with rashes.

The person who spoke was a tall and strong man, and the person who was ripped off to see his body was a shorter man, who was very fair, and his skin was indeed covered with red rashes.

Originally, there was no need for Meng Duo to come forward for this matter, but Meng Duo happened to be wandering in the street, and when he heard that something had happened, he went into the shop to check the situation.

The strong man said: "If you don't lose money today, don't blame me for being merciless."

Meng Duo said to the clerk in the store: "Go and ask the doctor to take a look at the young master."

The strong man said, "Don't look at it, it's just for this ointment."

Meng Duo said: "This balm is expensive, and all the people who buy it are people with status. The store has records, and there is no record for you. Could it be that you ate something wrong?"

The strong man cursed angrily: "Fuck you, my uncle is also a well-known figure on Huachi Street in the capital, why can't he afford this dirty thing?"

Meng Duo smiled: "A famous person? Then it's easy to handle." He glanced at Aluo, and Aluo walked to the shop and took out a bag of silver ingots to the people surrounding the shop to watch the excitement, and said: "Any folks who know this master will be rewarded with a piece of silver as long as they tell the story."

The people who watched the excitement suddenly became lively, pushing and shoving, and someone said: "He is the black tiger."

Arlo said, "Reward!" and threw a silver ingot at the man.

Seeing the money, the crowd became even more excited, "His family lives in Lijia Village!" "He has a wife, and his wife's name is Cui Gu!" "Hei Erhu's father is Hei Xiong, he is not a good guy, and his father is not a good guy either! "Hei Erhu often bluffs and cheats, and even cheated on a flower seller half a month ago, shameless!" "Hei Erhu never washes his feet!"

"He doesn't even wipe his ass when he goes to the toilet. I'm his brother-in-law, and I've seen it all!" The people roared with laughter.

The last sentence was said by the little man brought by Hei Erhu. The little man was blinded by the silver ingot and wanted money too, but everything he knew was said, and he thought for a long time before he could hold back this sentence.

The little man tremblingly asked: "Forget, count?"

Mundo said, "Alo rewards you."

Hei Erhu yelled, smoke rose from the head of the laughing man, grabbed the little man by his collar, violently separated the onlookers, and ran away.

Mengdo motioned to Aluo, and Aluo followed him knowingly.

The shops of the Meng Mansion all have the logo of the Meng Mansion, and the head of the Meng Mansion is rich and hires very powerful thugs. Even the local old tricksters dare not make trouble in the shops of the Meng Mansion, let alone people like Hei Erhu. People who often bluff and deceive should not be ignorant of the market, except for someone to rely on behind them.

In the evening, when Aluo came back, Meng Duo took a bath in the quiet and beautiful night. The steam in the hot spring was full of steam, and Meng Duo's cheeks were rosy after steaming.

A Luo said: "I found out, the person who asked Hei Erhu to make trouble is a servant of the second prince's house."

Meng Duo is an elegant scholar, washing his soul in the hot spring, besides being unable to resist rubbing it, it is indeed poetic and picturesque.

"You guessed it, I cut his face at the banquet, it would be weird not to act." Meng Duo said.

A Luo asked: "What do you want to do?"

Meng Duo thought for a while: "Let him come."

On the second day, the second prince really sent someone to invite him, saying that he had something to discuss, and asked Meng Duo to go there. There were also a few young and strong guards who came to invite him. It seemed that if Meng Duo didn't want to , even if you use violence, you have to take people away.

But Meng Duo readily agreed, and went to the second prince's mansion after a stroll.

The second prince was sitting in the gazebo in the backyard of the mansion, with a beautiful boy in his arms. On the table in front of him was a box of balm bought from Meng Duo's shop, and the two were muttering to each other.

The attendant saw Meng Duo and said, "Here we come."

As soon as the second prince raised his head, he saw Meng Duo walking from the bridge, walked to the front of the pavilion, Shi Shiran cupped his hands, and then said "I'm coming", the second prince suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.

Obviously this person is not very good-looking, but the look of his leisurely strolling in the courtyard moved the second prince's heart. He thought to himself, could it be that the bastard saw mung beans rightly.

If Meng Duo knew what the second prince was thinking at this moment, he would definitely say that the second prince is worthy of being an idiot, with unique words, even himself scolded him, and he, this mung bean, didn't like this bastard at all.

The second prince called Meng Duolai to show him off, but he was blinded by Master Meng's beauty, and pushed the boy in his arms away: "You go."

The boy was assigned a line earlier, and it was written by the second prince himself. At first, he should have cried and pointed at Meng Duo and said, "It's all because of the balm he sold, so it hurts at my place. The second prince must let the villain decide." Ah." The second prince said: "Hey, no wonder the king feels loose, it turned out that this broken ointment did it." The boy said: "It's not the ointment, but the person who sold the ointment did it." The second prince said "Hey, that person who sells the ointment really deserves to die." The boy said: "The villain asks the second prince to give him the death penalty." The child said: "The second prince really knows everything!"

Now being interrupted by the second prince, the emotions that had been brewing for a long time just got stuck in his throat, "Huh?"

The second prince frowned and pushed him: "Ah, what, this king told you to step down, why are you dawdling?"

The boy's play was cut, and he glared at Meng Duo resentfully, and reluctantly left.

The second prince said, "Young Master Meng, sit down quickly."

When Meng Duo was seated, the second prince asked someone to serve tea, and then began to talk nonsense, such as "Where is Mr. Meng from? How many people are there in the family? What do people look like? What do you usually eat?" etc. Wait, it won't take four or six.

Meng Duo chatted with him: "People from Kyoto, there are [-] people in the family, they look like people, and they usually eat breakfast, lunch and dinner."

The second prince gave a thumbs up and said, "That's really good at eating."

Mundo said, "Yeah, yeah."

The second prince immediately wanted to introduce Meng Duo as a confidant, he said: "The little green who just left was picked up by my highness from the street, what do you think?"

Meng Duo gave a thumbs up and said, "The second prince is very good at picking."

The second prince waved his hands and looked at him expectantly: "It's just so-so, now he eats and drinks hot food with this king, and wears brocade clothes and jade robes."

Meng Duo tentatively said: "I should say that Meng also wants to eat and drink spicy food with His Highness, and wear brocade clothes and jade robes?"

The second prince patted the table: "My king agrees!"

Meng Duo was silent for a while, the old god was still holding the tea, and suddenly realized: "Your Highness sent people to my shop to make trouble, so it was because he wanted to rape me."

The second prince lowered his head to drink tea, and immediately spit it out, his face flushed, "What, what?" Thinking of him eating, drinking, whoring and gambling for more than ten years, he couldn't say such a sentence in public, and his love for Meng Duo immediately increased. When it came to admiration, Qi Qi Ai Ai said: "Then, is that okay?"

Mondo said, "Okay."

The second prince was overjoyed, and heard Meng Duo say: "You can just give me money."

Second Prince: "How much?"

Meng Duo said the number, and the second prince blushed again: "Are you playing tricks on me? Who can afford so much money!"

Meng Duo took a sip of tea: "Your Highness, Meng can take out the money."If it weren't for the conditions, he would have been Japanese a long time ago.He looks like a flower, likes to eat leaves, and is also a kangaroo. No matter how he looks at it, Meng Duo thinks he is cute.

Meng Duo stood up, bowed to the second prince, and said with a sincere expression: "I miss you, Your Highness is still much poorer."

After Meng Duo finished speaking, he swaggered out of the second prince's mansion, leaving the second prince standing alone in the gazebo, dripping with blood from the shock of the truth of being too poor.

As soon as Meng Duo went to the Prince's Mansion, Lu Shiying received the message, saying: "Prepare the carriage and go to the Second Prince's Mansion."

Qin Bai said: "Don't worry, Mr. Meng is not as weak as you think."

Lu Shiying said: "The second prince is moody and unrestrained, Mr. Meng—" Lu Shiying said in his heart, Mr. Meng is as beautiful as a flower, it is hard to guarantee that the second prince will do something for his beauty.

"I don't trust him." Lu Shi replied, and ordered people to prepare the carriage.

Qin Bai went there with the intention of watching the excitement, and secretly wished that Meng Duo would be done by the second prince, so that Lu Shiying would stop thinking about Meng Duo in the future.

As soon as they arrived at the street in front of the Second Prince's Mansion, they saw Meng Duo coming out slowly and heading in the opposite direction.

Qin Bai looked out from the curtain of the carriage, "You came out so soon? It seems that you are in a good mood, I don't know what we talked about."

Lu Shiying said in a low voice: "Go and find out what happened to the second prince's mansion." Someone outside the carriage ordered to leave.

In less than an hour, the undercover investigators returned to Lu Mansion, Lu Shi should put down the teacup and let him explain in detail.

The shadow guard who secretly investigated had followed Lu Shiying for many years, and he was decisive and straightforward in his actions, but at this time he was stumped by a few words. When he hesitated, he saw Lu Shiying's stern eyebrows and eyes, so he had to narrate the two days in the daytime on the spot. The affairs of the prince's mansion.

Yingwei: "The second prince asked Mr. Meng how many people in the family, what they look like, and what they usually eat,"

"Master Meng said one hundred and seven people. He looks like a human being. He eats breakfast, lunch and dinner."

"The second prince praised Master Meng for being really good at eating."

"Master Meng said yes, yes."

"..."

"Master Meng said that His Highness sent people to my shop to make trouble, so it turned out that he wanted to rape me."

Lu Shiying: "..."

"The second prince said: can you?"

"Master Meng said that it is ok to give the money, and then he attached himself to the second prince's ear and said a number. The second prince couldn't pay the money, so Master Meng left."

Qin Bai couldn't help laughing: "Unexpected, really unexpected."

The shadow guard stood there in embarrassment, wishing he had never taken up this task.

Qin Bai smiled for a while, didn't hear the reaction of the deer, turned his head to look, and asked what should be thinking when he saw the deer, "What are you thinking?"

Lu Shiying raised his head, handsome and dignified, and said in a calm voice: "Go and find out how much Master Meng wants."

Qin Bai: "..."

Shadow Guard: "..."

When the shadow guard had just returned from investigating the news at the Second Prince's Mansion, he asked himself "Is there a more embarrassing task than this?"

Now he knows, there is.