This marriage must be divorced

At ten o'clock in the evening, Shu Qiao took a shower and was about to go to bed when his cell phone rang.

"It's so late, what's the matter?" He picked it up, not quite understanding what important things could be worth calling Yu Baicheng at such a late hour, usually at this time he should be ready to go to sleep, three years of marriage has always been Unshakable biological clock.

Yu Bocheng paused there for a moment, and then said: "You told me last time, let me tell you a joke, do you still listen?"

Shu Qiao: "..."

He took off his phone, stared at the name on the screen for a long while, and confirmed that it was indeed Yu Baicheng, why was he insane in the middle of the night?

"Then, tell me." Shu Qiao was a little curious.

So, Yu Baicheng on the other end of the phone cleared his throat, and really started telling him jokes.

"Xiaohong went to buy a pizza, and the clerk asked her to cut it into 6 pieces or 12 pieces. Xiaohong said it should be cut into 6 pieces, and she couldn't finish eating 12 pieces."

Shu Qiao: "..."

After Yu Baicheng finished speaking dryly, he found that Shu Qiao hadn't expressed anything, so he asked nervously, "Isn't it funny?"

"Then I'll make another one."

In the next 10 minutes, Yu Baicheng started a strange mode, telling jokes to Shu Qiao one by one in a serious tone that seemed to be in a chemical formula. I don't know where he came from so many boring and cold jokes.

Shu Qiao reckoned that Yu Baicheng was specifying to read according to something like a complete collection of jokes.

"Isn't it...not funny?" Yu Baicheng asked in a low voice, but he didn't hear Shu Qiao's words after talking there for a long time.

Don't say that Yu Bocheng's words are all cold jokes, even if it is really funny, it will not make people feel happy to be read by Yu Bocheng's calm, serious and indifferent tone.

Shu Qiao sighed deeply, he knew that Yu Baicheng had tried his best: "Telling jokes is not suitable for you."

Yu Bocheng was silent for a while, and then said: "I know."

"Where did you find these things?" Shu Qiao heard his loneliness and tried to change the subject, "Wan Wan got it for you?"

Yu Bocheng said, "No, I bought it at the bookstore."

"The last time you watched a movie, you seemed very unhappy. I thought about it for many days after I came back. If you want to hear me tell jokes, I can learn."

Shu Qiao held the phone and didn't speak for a long while.

He never thought that one day, Yu Baicheng would do this to please him.In fact, he just said it casually that day, and forgot about it afterwards, but Yu Baicheng took it seriously, and went to the bookstore to buy books, and then came back to read it to him seriously.

To a certain extent, Yu Baicheng makes people love and hate, knowing that what he does may have nothing to do with love, but still can't help but be moved by his clumsy behavior.

Shu Qiao remained silent for a long time, and Yu Baicheng was also silent, before he said after a long time: "Shu Qiao, did I... make you unhappy again?"

"No." Shu Qiao came back to his senses at this moment, "I'm not unhappy."

"Jokes are not funny, but you make me happy."

Yu Baicheng couldn't understand the logic before and after this sentence, and thought about it for a long time. Shu Qiao obviously didn't like his jokes, but felt happy?

why?

He couldn't think of the reason, but if Shu Qiao was happy, he would relax: "Then I'll tell you another joke later, maybe there's a joke you like."

Shu Qiao helplessly supported his forehead, "Fool."

He really wanted to tell him that what made him happy was not the joke itself, but the seriousness shown from Yu Baicheng for him.

But even if he said it, Yu Bocheng probably wouldn't understand it.

After hanging up the phone, Shu Qiao lay on the bed and quickly fell asleep.

In the next few days, Yu Bocheng called every night on time, and read all kinds of his weird jokes to Shu Qiao over and over again.Shu Qiao was a little moved at first, but it was inevitable that he would get over it after listening too much, because Yu Baicheng's voice sounded no different from chanting scriptures.

He often falls asleep after listening to it, but Yu Baicheng usually doesn't disturb his good sleep, and hangs up the phone automatically and consciously.

After so many times, Shu Qiao got used to the jokes before going to bed every night, but he dared not tell them. He is such an adult and still listens to Lao Gong telling jokes to sleep.

It's really embarrassing.

'Going out to party tonight? '

Xie Xiaoran sent a message in the group that she just made a new girlfriend and wanted to bring them to meet.

Anyway, when I was free in the evening, Shu Qiao was addicted to alcohol, so he responded in the group. At this time, Yu Baicheng also sent a message, asking him if he would like to have dinner together at night. He had already agreed to Xie Xiaoran, so naturally Shu Qiao would not miss the appointment , so he readily refused.

It took Yu Bocheng a long time to reply to him, although he didn't say anything, but he always gave people a feeling of loss.

Shu Qiao couldn't imagine that he could perceive such complicated emotions from Yu Baicheng. He didn't refuse Yu Baicheng's dinner appointment once or twice. Why did he react so strongly this time?

He was still puzzled, but soon Ye Fei and Shu Lu answered his doubts.

When he received the big red envelopes from his elder sister and sister-in-law, Shu Qiao vaguely remembered that today was his birthday.

It is definitely impossible for Yu Bocheng to remember his birthday, because he himself has never had a birthday. He has celebrated with his friends and family for three years of marriage, and Yu Bocheng has never participated in every birthday party of his.

Maybe his appointment today was just a coincidence, or maybe he was reminded by Wan Wan, but it was not Yu Baicheng's original intention.

Shu Qiao withdrew his thoughts and began to concentrate on his work.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Shu Qiao arrived at the old place that he had made an appointment with Xie Xiaoran on time, and then he realized that everyone was there, except for Shu Hang who had gone out and didn't return, basically all the people he knew who had a good relationship with him had arrived.

"Happy birthday!" Xia Qi put on a birthday hat for him with a smile, "Did you forget that today is your birthday?"

Shu Qiao sat down, smiled and said, "I really forgot."

"This year is your first birthday after divorce, so make it lively and lively!" Xia Qi waved his hand, revealing a table full of wine bottles.

Shuqiao has no reason not to drink.

At this time, Xie Xiaoran also started to introduce his girlfriend to everyone. She was an extremely sweet looking girl, she seemed to be an Omega, and she looked very suitable for Xie Xiaoran. Judging by Xie Xiaoran's attitude, it was obvious that she did not plan to be Sea King.

Shu Qiao sincerely toasted the two of them, and everyone at the table was happy, just like celebrating Shu Qiao's birthday in previous years.

Probably because he hadn't had a drink with his friends for a long time, Shu Qiao was pouring down bottle after bottle on the table, as if he was dying, Shu Lu frowned and held down his hand.

"What are you drinking so much for?"

Shu Qiao smiled lightly: "What are you afraid of, I'm not drunk."

"You can't mess around even if you're not drunk." Shu Lu said firmly, "If you continue to be so indiscriminate, I'll take you home, don't even think about living alone."

Shu Qiao pouted, and said to Xia Qi, "You can't take care of her?"

"I can't control it." Xia Qi smiled, his belly was already big, and he said that they were twins, and they would be born in more than two months.

Shu Lu didn't let him drink more, Shu Qiao didn't say anything, took the small bottle and slowly sipped it, Ye Fei looked worried and concerned, as if he could see the sadness in his heart.

Although it was his birthday party, everyone was having fun. Shu Lu was afraid that Xia Qi would be disturbed, so she took him back after sitting for a while, and warned Shu Qiao not to drink too much before leaving.

As soon as she left, the people at the table became happy again, and Shu Qiao coaxed and watched Xie Xiaoran kiss her girlfriend.

Surrounded by people's laughter, Shu Qiao drank wine and laughed with them, but for some reason, the more he smiled, the colder his heart became.

"Xiaoqiao..." Ye Fei put down the phone, "Stop drinking."

Shu Qiao couldn't hear what he was saying, and kept looking at him with a smile, "A Fei, why do you have two heads?"

Knowing that he still drank too much, Ye Fei snatched the bottle from Shu Qiao's hand with a sigh, "Even if you want to drink yourself to death, you shouldn't use this method."

"I've already called Bai Cheng."

Hearing Yu Baicheng's name, Shu Qiao thought hard for a while: "Why did you call that heartless guy?"

"I dislike him."

Ye Fei opened his mouth, and finally said: "Xiaoqiao, it really doesn't work...just give up."

"You come here every birthday, why bother?"

Shu Qiao lowered his head and suppressed the smile on his face.

"If you can give up, who wants to be cheap?"

"Then let me ask you, why are you so stubborn about not getting a divorce?"

"It's not because I like Yu Liushen!"

Ye Fei was taken aback, and slowly lowered her hand.