A man is a sword

Although he changed direction in time when he saw the opportunity, he was still drenched in the excrement of the fat rabbit, and Bai Xiao didn't shoot a single shot.

"Wait." It was Gu Shi Shui who spoke.

Bai Xiaoqiang glared at him: "What are you doing?"

Gu Shishui picked up the scissors on one side: "Your father lacks a scarf." The dead rabbit's fur is not bright, so it is better to skin it alive.

——Should it be said that there is a tacit understanding?The two thought of going together.

Bai Xiaoqiang casually threw the big fat rabbit to the other party: "I'm going to take a shower." He rushed into the bathroom almost at the speed of light.

The rabbit landed on the ancient sailor, sneakily opened one eye, and judged the situation.

The person who can subdue him is gone, can it sneak away?Thinking of this, the three-petal mouth moved slightly, trying to untie the restraint of the rope.

"Bring a basin." As soon as the voice of the ancient water fell, Xiaowei was ready.

Pressing the big fat rabbit into the basin, Xiao Wei volunteered: "My lord, can I help?"

One fixed the rabbit, and the other grabbed the fur with one hand and scissors with the other. After a while, the rabbit fur was like a dog chewing, with uneven heights and flesh everywhere.

"In the way..." Because Bai Xiaoqiang tied the fat rabbit three times to the left and three times to the right, it was not very convenient to cut the hair.In ancient times, Water expressed dissatisfaction and stretched out his hand to untie the rope.The rope was tied on his chest, and he turned over the fat rabbit with his belly facing up.

--It's now!The big fat rabbit kicked out with its hind legs!

Rabbits have a trick to save their lives, known as "peddling the eagle".That is to say, lying down pretending to be dead, and when the eagle jumps down to prey, it kicks the eagle's belly with both claws, which can cause the opponent's intestines to be pierced.To be able to fight against one's natural enemies without defeat, one can imagine the power of this kick.

As a well-tested rabbit spirit, he must be quite proficient in this trick.

I kick you to death!Kick you to death!Kick to death... so cold!In the blink of an eye, the big fat rabbit quickly withdrew its hind legs, lay down obediently, and let out a gentle whine: "Master, please forgive me..."

Gu Shishui moved the tip of the scissors away from its little brother, and continued to shear with satisfaction: "It depends on your mood."

The fat rabbit didn't dare to move. If it really kicked out of the position of the scissors just now, it would be equivalent to giving away its little brother for nothing.In any case, he didn't intend to try again.

When Bai Xiaoqiang came out with a fresh smell of lemon, what he saw was a pot of rabbit fur and a naked rabbit with drooping long ears.

The fur of the rabbit is black, the skin of the rabbit is white, and the goose bumps are visible.

Of course, this may have something to do with it being lucky enough to keep its little brother.It may also have something to do with Xiaowei and Wu Xiaohu discussing eighteen ways to prepare rabbit meat while chopping ginger and patting garlic.

Bai Gurao studied the stack of waste newspapers in his hand with interest, which was the pink RMB from before: "This cover-up didn't last long, is it a matter of mana?"

The Fat Rabbit's three-petal mouth fluttered: "The little one took away the mana... The little one really didn't do it on purpose. Hearing that someone had identified his identity, the little one panicked for a while, didn't control his strength, and damaged something belonging to an adult. He deserves death." !" It cried loudly, tears flowing like rivers, "My lord, you have a lot of adults, so just raise your hand high and treat the little one as a fart, let it go?"

Here it is again, Gu Shishui swipes his phone and rubs his temples with his free hands, his head gets dizzy when he hears crying.

"Get to the point." Bai Xiaoqiang also couldn't stand the crying, and said impatiently, "Trying to deceive my father, you decide what to do." After speaking, he walked up to Bai Gu and offered two things.

Bai Gu smiled, took the comb, and put a gun through Bai Xiao's hair, put it in a bun, and put it on with a bone hairpin: "Okay."

Bai Xiaoqiang was a little complacent, so he stood aside.

In ancient times, the water didn't respond, it was just a small matter, a small matter, a small matter... Let's fight again tonight.

"The cover-up can last for a week. I think this week is enough for adults to spend their money." Fat Rabbit sobbed.

After Xiaowei and Wu Xiaohu finished their discussion, Diandianer presented the newly prepared menu and handed it to Bai Gu respectfully.

Bai Gu Zhao read: "Spicy rabbit head, dry pot rabbit meat, smoked rabbit legs, fried rabbit tenderloin, cold pot rabbit, roasted rabbit with vanilla honey..."

The Fat Rabbit trembled: "My lord, the little one has never done anything harmful to the world. He survived in the cracks. He has only cultivated adulthood for 300 years, and he has never been disrespectful to adults..."

"Fake coins are harmful." Bai Gu frowned.

In a word, it determined the nature of the case.

He doesn't care about the principle that counterfeit currency flowing into the market will destroy the financial order.The most basic thing is that any salesperson in any place who receives the virus must bear the loss out of his own pocket.Bai Gu still remembers a weibo post in which an old man sold fruit to his family for medical treatment, but he received several counterfeit coins, and after settling accounts he paid hundreds of dollars. Under severe blows, he died suddenly.

At that time, he hated people who counterfeited and used counterfeit coins, and now he looked at the stack of waste newspapers in his hand: "If I really want to spend this money, what should I do with the money collector?"

The Fat Rabbit trembled even more: "Yes, my lord, the little one doesn't dare anymore, I beg the lord to give the little one a chance to make amends..."

Gu Shishui logged into the Zhongke Qi APP, announced that the scarf weaving task was completed, glanced at the menu, and glanced at Fat Rabbit, and slowly gave a pertinent evaluation: "Rabbit meat over 300 years old is too old." He saw Xiang Xiaowei: "You can't do it." The fat rabbit has been transformed into a human for 300 years. Before that, it was a rabbit and lived for an unknown amount of time. It is definitely an old rabbit.

Fat Rabbit immediately nodded with tears in his eyes: "Yes, yes, you are right..."

It noticed the accent in the speech, glanced at it from the corner of the eye, Xiaowei also nodded: "Yes, yes, you are right. Please show me how to cook."

"Use a pressure cooker to stew. In addition to the usual seasoning, the same pot is added with the same year of mountain red." Gu Shishui made a decision.

"Okay." Xiaowei agreed, "However, the 300-year-old Shanlihong..."

"Shanlihong, I'll get it." Gu Shishui was going to use the Zhongke Qi APP.

"That's no problem, then you can see my skills!" Xiao Wei slapped her chest.

The Fat Rabbit turned pale with shock: "My lord, my lord, I will make up for my mistakes! Make up for my mistakes! I am willing to offer my treasure, please spare my life!"

"baby?"

Bai Gu glanced at Gu Shishui, who spread his hands, "You can do whatever you want."

Bai Gu thought about it, the monster who has cultivated for 300 years looked at the majesty at first, but now he is scared to pee, and even cried into a puddle of mud, killing as soon as he said, it is pitiful.However, he has always been a good citizen who abides by the law, and turned to Gu Shishui for confirmation: "In this regard, do you have any corresponding management measures? Or rules and regulations?"

Bai Gu consulted Ancient Water for non-human solutions.

Ah Bai finally asked him about the matter, very good.

Although the "you" is a bit annoying to the ancients, he still readily replied: "According to the usual practice, whoever has a big fist and a deep background is the one who has the final say. Evenly matched, we should make concessions to each other for a win-win situation."

"It's so unreasonable..." Wu Xiaohu interjected, taking Xiao Wei's elbow halfway through, cutting off the conversation.

"What do you know, this is the most basic truth." Xiaowei explained to him in a low voice, "Natural selection, survival of the fittest. Cultivation is based on aptitude, resources, and chance. Resign yourself to fate. There are only two, and you can still fight for it. Resources are limited, competition is fierce, cultivation is not easy, and falling is quite easy."

Wu Xiaohu was startled: "Really?"

"As a mortal, in society, don't you test your IQ first, then fight with your parents and mothers, and look for various opportunities to climb up? It's all the same." Xiaowei continued to explain in a low voice.

"Oh, I see, you are so smart." Wu Xiaohu said sincerely.

Xiaowei hummed briskly, "Of course."

While the two of them were talking, Bai Gu asked Gu Shishui: "Is there any way to make him stop making fakes in the future and make up for the victim?"

"Yes, you can make an oath." Gu Shishui replied while letting go of his ponytail, "But the victim was not easy to investigate before."

"Then kill?"

"My lord, please don't kill me! You can swear to the little one that you have never killed anyone else! Please forgive the little one, and the little one will change his face and start a new life! Do volunteer work every day to show love, help the old grandmother cross the road, and take the fallen old man to the hospital. Hospital, definitely not afraid of touching porcelain!" The fat rabbit kowtowed like garlic.

"Swear to prove it?" Bai Gu continued to ask Gu Shi Shui.

"can."

After getting an affirmative answer, Bai Gu made a final decision: "Then take the treasure out to redeem your life, and then swear with your heart." If you don't get a lesson and bleed severely, how can you do it.Bai Gu himself doesn't quite believe that virtue alone can convince people, and that carrots and sticks are most effective when used together.

Ancient Water slowly added: "Look at the color."

"Small ones definitely don't dare to fool around in front of grown-ups." They can't be fooled, "I implore you to allow the little ones to change form."

"Ah."

Then a middle-aged uncle with disheveled clothes appeared on the ground.

With more than [-]% of his hair gone, his figure has shrunk by at least four sizes compared to before, from XXXXXL to XL.

Every fat person looks a bit extravagant when he loses weight, and he is no exception.Now Wang Shen's face is full of fear and grievance, his eyes are red, his face is smeared with snot bubbles, his clothes are poor, and he looks as if he has been brutally raped or something.

Standing out is the necklace worn on a leather cord around his neck.

The necklace pendant is a tooth.

Wang Shen reluctantly offered the necklace pendant with both hands: "Master, this is a small incisor. The small one has made it into a magic weapon to hide the breath, and it also has the function of storage. The space is about five square meters, and there are spirit stones inside." Please accept the pills and medicinal materials."

Bai Gu took it in his hand, no matter how he looked at it and how he handled it, it was still a rabbit's big die.

"Human beings only have spiritual consciousness after entering the foundation building, and can open the storage space." Gu Shishui said, took the rabbit tooth, stretched out his hand, and there were three more magical artifacts on the table, including a few small jade bottles. There are more than a dozen jade slips, and some stones and plants, most of which are middle and low-grade medicinal materials of the third and fourth ranks.

In addition, a USB flash drive, two car keys, three sets of property certificates, four bank|bank|cards, five insurances, six fund accounts...it looks very rich.

The transformed demon cultivator has already formed a solid demon pill, which is equivalent to the human ancestor Yuanying. If he really wants to fight, Bai Xiaoqiang will really have to spend some effort.It's just that Wang Shen is really timid, and he will show his true colors when he is in danger.Even because Bai Xiaoqiang was too fast and powerful, he was caught before he even had time to sacrifice the magic weapon.

The author has something to say: I hate counterfeit money the most!

Brother Shi's scissors said: Sorry, I almost cut Brother Rabbit.

Xiaowei said: "Is it really not possible to stew?"

Wu Xiaohu seconded, drooling