Condescending and Condescending
Chapter 45
At this time, His Majesty's optical brain suddenly rang.
By the time he reacted, the communication had already been connected.
It was Fang Yanqin who called: "Are you done with your work, come to the bedroom quickly, the pool is ready, let's soak in the hot spring together."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
I'm very excited!
But thinking of Fang Yanqin again, he might kick him soon.
His Majesty the Emperor suddenly became unhappy, and the corners of his lips, which were always raised, also pulled down.
But Fang Yanqin finally found that something was wrong with His Majesty's expression, he paused: "What's wrong?"
The more His Majesty thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
Of course he knew that something was wrong with his reaction, but it was useless to say anything now.
So His Majesty the Emperor was so depressed that he simply broke the jar.
Isn't it just breaking up? It's a big deal. Anyway, in this world, it's hard to find three-legged toads, and three-legged men are everywhere.
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor immediately said loudly: "It's okay, I'll be right there."
He changed his mind again, anyway, they were going to break up soon, so at this time, don't squeeze the dialect more, and take advantage of it, there will be no chance in the future.
So he immediately asked confidently: "Also, I want to see you wearing that pair of black underwear."
Fang Yanqin: "..."
Wife seems a little wild today.
However, before he could react, His Majesty the Emperor directly hung up the communication.
Then he straightened his chest, turned grief and anger into strength, and walked aggressively towards the bedroom.
When he arrived at the place, dialect Qin was already there.
Seeing him coming, Fang Yanqin immediately waved: "Come here."
Only then did His Majesty know how the black cloth looks good after being wet, so His Majesty the Emperor couldn't roll his eyes when he looked at the dialect Qin in the pool who was rounded up to the size of wearing the emperor's new clothes.
When he reacted, he found that he had taken off his clothes and entered the water.
Fang Yanqin swam over immediately: "Your Majesty, do you need back rubbing service?"
His Majesty the Emperor was a little moved, he raised his delicate chin: "...Do you want money?"
This reminded Fang Yanqin of his appearance in military uniform, so he couldn't help squinting his eyes: "It's very cheap, only a few hundred million."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
His Majesty the Emperor originally thought that Fang Yanqin was joking, but he didn't know what hundreds of millions meant until Fang Yanqin rubbed him and suddenly climbed onto his back.
What could His Majesty the Emperor do, His Majesty the Emperor could only frantically push back the tabby cat that wanted to get out and run to the exotic animal viewing garden to have fun.
After all, His Majesty the Emperor is an emperor who loves the people like his own son, so he cannot harm the citizens living near the Alien Beast Ornamental Garden every day.
But His Majesty the Emperor thought about it again, at this time, what's the point of saving face, so he directly picked up the broken pot and threw it again, and simply had a good time.
Fang Yanqin: "..."
Wife is really wild today.
As a result, Fang Yanqin, who received a tip from His Majesty the Emperor, suddenly became more motivated.
In the end, His Majesty the Emperor, who had been emptied of two wallets, collapsed directly on the soft collapse.
But His Majesty the Emperor didn't feel sleepy at all.
This figure, this craftsmanship... I don't know which little goblin will be cheaper in the future!
So he couldn't help poking Fang Yanqin: "Then after you go back, do you plan to continue looking for that Xia Mingji?"
"Uh-huh?"
Fang Yanqin suddenly opened his eyes.
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor picked up the small cloth on Fang Yanqin's body, feeling even more uncomfortable.
He sniffled: "Don't tell him that you and I have done a fake show, or he will never forgive you when he finds out."
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor finally came to his senses.
etc--
When Pan Yanqin had a lover, he still had a fake show with him...
"Scumbag!"
His Majesty the Emperor suddenly sat up and glared at Fang Yanqin.
Fang Yanqin: "..."
Although it is true that he is going to stab the emperor every now and then, he is such a scumbag.
but--
"Really fake?"
Fang Yanqin was stunned for a moment.
His Majesty the Emperor, however, became angrier the more he thought about it: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, and Gu was as blind as Xia Mingji."
Fang Yanqin: "..."
It's true, you're the same person after all.
But Fang Yanqin finally came to his senses: "Xia Mingji?"
Thinking about what His Majesty said just now, "Are you going to continue looking for that Xia Mingji after you go back?", he realized what went wrong.
So he hugged His Majesty the Emperor immediately, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty is jealous?"
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
jealous?How can he be jealous of the majestic king of a country?
He, he, he was just mad.
But before he could organize his rebuttal, Fang Yanqin said, "Actually, there is no Xia Mingji at all."
His Majesty the Emperor instantly pricked up his ears.
Meow meow meow?
Fang Yanqin looked at him, opened his mouth and said, "That happened a few months ago. Didn't I steal money from my family to buy potential potions, and ended up taking two potions of potential potions to level up? I almost fell into despair, but I had a dream that night, I dreamed that I was caught in a beast tide, and at this moment, someone fell from the sky, saved my life, and encouraged me not to give up."
"That person is His Majesty. At that time, His Majesty was very heroic, with sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a straight nose and thin lips, and his smile was like feathers falling, intoxicating..."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
His Majesty's face slowly turned red.
Mouth, how can the mouth be so sweet? ! ! !
Fang Yanqin suddenly lost his voice.
Only then did His Majesty realize that he had spoken what was in his heart.
Seeing this, Fang Yanqin couldn't help rubbing his red and swollen lips with his thumb, and then said with a low smile, "Your mouth is not as sweet as Your Majesty."
After all, I just tried it.
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
It's a shame.
So he could only suppress his beating heart, and changed the subject: "And then?"
The more dialect Qin said, the more smoothly he said: "So I fell in love with you at first sight, Your Majesty, but you didn't seem to want to reveal your true identity at the time, so you just told me that your name was Xia Mingji, and then I remembered this name until the beast tide broke out. I only realized that you are His Majesty the Emperor, and it was because of His Majesty's encouragement that I regained my strength, and later developed a new type of spirit card..."
In the end, Fang Yanqin said with a disappointed face: "I originally thought that His Majesty should have had the same dream as me, otherwise, how could His Majesty be so close to me when he was in a mad state, but now, listening to His Majesty, it seems That's not the case..."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
For some reason, he suddenly felt a little guilty, because he felt as if he had ruined Fang Yanqin's fantasy of the beautiful love between them.
So he didn't suspect that Fang Yanqin was lying to him at all. After all, he asked the attendants to investigate Fang Yanqin and that Xia Mingji, but Xia Mingji was not found at all.
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor felt guilty, and then blurted out: "Although I have never had this dream, in fact, I also fell in love with you at first sight..."
After finishing speaking, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but praise his wit.
"is it?"
Fang Yanqin smiled even more.
"Ah."
The more His Majesty thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. Otherwise, how could he explain that he had played tricks with dialect Qin in a daze.
Thinking of this, His Majesty's eyes became brighter and brighter.
So much so that Fang Yanqin couldn't help but kissed him on the eyes: "Your Majesty should be at ease now, right?"
"Cough cough!"
More than just rest assured, His Majesty's heart is about to burst out happily, okay?
Only then did he realize that Fang Yanqin had always liked him, just because he wanted to take revenge on Fang Yanqin by accident, but ended up getting together with Fang Yanqin by mistake.
What a beautiful love!
His Majesty the Emperor was heartbroken.
But he didn't show it on his face, he just buried his face in dialect Qin's arms: "I'm lonely and sleepy."
Then he let the tabby out surreptitiously, because he was going out to have fun—
However, forget about the Alien Beast Ornamental Garden, at worst, go far away and go to the suburbs.
Thinking of this, the tabby cat slipped out of the bedroom with its tail upright and light paws.
After hearing this, Fang Yanqin didn't dare to resist the order, so he immediately lay down and served as a pillow for His Majesty the Emperor.
As a result, this pillow has been used for more than 80 years.
And on the outskirts of the imperial capital, there was also a supernatural rumor of meowing in the middle of the night.
By the time he reacted, the communication had already been connected.
It was Fang Yanqin who called: "Are you done with your work, come to the bedroom quickly, the pool is ready, let's soak in the hot spring together."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
I'm very excited!
But thinking of Fang Yanqin again, he might kick him soon.
His Majesty the Emperor suddenly became unhappy, and the corners of his lips, which were always raised, also pulled down.
But Fang Yanqin finally found that something was wrong with His Majesty's expression, he paused: "What's wrong?"
The more His Majesty thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
Of course he knew that something was wrong with his reaction, but it was useless to say anything now.
So His Majesty the Emperor was so depressed that he simply broke the jar.
Isn't it just breaking up? It's a big deal. Anyway, in this world, it's hard to find three-legged toads, and three-legged men are everywhere.
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor immediately said loudly: "It's okay, I'll be right there."
He changed his mind again, anyway, they were going to break up soon, so at this time, don't squeeze the dialect more, and take advantage of it, there will be no chance in the future.
So he immediately asked confidently: "Also, I want to see you wearing that pair of black underwear."
Fang Yanqin: "..."
Wife seems a little wild today.
However, before he could react, His Majesty the Emperor directly hung up the communication.
Then he straightened his chest, turned grief and anger into strength, and walked aggressively towards the bedroom.
When he arrived at the place, dialect Qin was already there.
Seeing him coming, Fang Yanqin immediately waved: "Come here."
Only then did His Majesty know how the black cloth looks good after being wet, so His Majesty the Emperor couldn't roll his eyes when he looked at the dialect Qin in the pool who was rounded up to the size of wearing the emperor's new clothes.
When he reacted, he found that he had taken off his clothes and entered the water.
Fang Yanqin swam over immediately: "Your Majesty, do you need back rubbing service?"
His Majesty the Emperor was a little moved, he raised his delicate chin: "...Do you want money?"
This reminded Fang Yanqin of his appearance in military uniform, so he couldn't help squinting his eyes: "It's very cheap, only a few hundred million."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
His Majesty the Emperor originally thought that Fang Yanqin was joking, but he didn't know what hundreds of millions meant until Fang Yanqin rubbed him and suddenly climbed onto his back.
What could His Majesty the Emperor do, His Majesty the Emperor could only frantically push back the tabby cat that wanted to get out and run to the exotic animal viewing garden to have fun.
After all, His Majesty the Emperor is an emperor who loves the people like his own son, so he cannot harm the citizens living near the Alien Beast Ornamental Garden every day.
But His Majesty the Emperor thought about it again, at this time, what's the point of saving face, so he directly picked up the broken pot and threw it again, and simply had a good time.
Fang Yanqin: "..."
Wife is really wild today.
As a result, Fang Yanqin, who received a tip from His Majesty the Emperor, suddenly became more motivated.
In the end, His Majesty the Emperor, who had been emptied of two wallets, collapsed directly on the soft collapse.
But His Majesty the Emperor didn't feel sleepy at all.
This figure, this craftsmanship... I don't know which little goblin will be cheaper in the future!
So he couldn't help poking Fang Yanqin: "Then after you go back, do you plan to continue looking for that Xia Mingji?"
"Uh-huh?"
Fang Yanqin suddenly opened his eyes.
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor picked up the small cloth on Fang Yanqin's body, feeling even more uncomfortable.
He sniffled: "Don't tell him that you and I have done a fake show, or he will never forgive you when he finds out."
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor finally came to his senses.
etc--
When Pan Yanqin had a lover, he still had a fake show with him...
"Scumbag!"
His Majesty the Emperor suddenly sat up and glared at Fang Yanqin.
Fang Yanqin: "..."
Although it is true that he is going to stab the emperor every now and then, he is such a scumbag.
but--
"Really fake?"
Fang Yanqin was stunned for a moment.
His Majesty the Emperor, however, became angrier the more he thought about it: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, and Gu was as blind as Xia Mingji."
Fang Yanqin: "..."
It's true, you're the same person after all.
But Fang Yanqin finally came to his senses: "Xia Mingji?"
Thinking about what His Majesty said just now, "Are you going to continue looking for that Xia Mingji after you go back?", he realized what went wrong.
So he hugged His Majesty the Emperor immediately, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty is jealous?"
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
jealous?How can he be jealous of the majestic king of a country?
He, he, he was just mad.
But before he could organize his rebuttal, Fang Yanqin said, "Actually, there is no Xia Mingji at all."
His Majesty the Emperor instantly pricked up his ears.
Meow meow meow?
Fang Yanqin looked at him, opened his mouth and said, "That happened a few months ago. Didn't I steal money from my family to buy potential potions, and ended up taking two potions of potential potions to level up? I almost fell into despair, but I had a dream that night, I dreamed that I was caught in a beast tide, and at this moment, someone fell from the sky, saved my life, and encouraged me not to give up."
"That person is His Majesty. At that time, His Majesty was very heroic, with sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a straight nose and thin lips, and his smile was like feathers falling, intoxicating..."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
His Majesty's face slowly turned red.
Mouth, how can the mouth be so sweet? ! ! !
Fang Yanqin suddenly lost his voice.
Only then did His Majesty realize that he had spoken what was in his heart.
Seeing this, Fang Yanqin couldn't help rubbing his red and swollen lips with his thumb, and then said with a low smile, "Your mouth is not as sweet as Your Majesty."
After all, I just tried it.
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
It's a shame.
So he could only suppress his beating heart, and changed the subject: "And then?"
The more dialect Qin said, the more smoothly he said: "So I fell in love with you at first sight, Your Majesty, but you didn't seem to want to reveal your true identity at the time, so you just told me that your name was Xia Mingji, and then I remembered this name until the beast tide broke out. I only realized that you are His Majesty the Emperor, and it was because of His Majesty's encouragement that I regained my strength, and later developed a new type of spirit card..."
In the end, Fang Yanqin said with a disappointed face: "I originally thought that His Majesty should have had the same dream as me, otherwise, how could His Majesty be so close to me when he was in a mad state, but now, listening to His Majesty, it seems That's not the case..."
His Majesty the Emperor: "..."
For some reason, he suddenly felt a little guilty, because he felt as if he had ruined Fang Yanqin's fantasy of the beautiful love between them.
So he didn't suspect that Fang Yanqin was lying to him at all. After all, he asked the attendants to investigate Fang Yanqin and that Xia Mingji, but Xia Mingji was not found at all.
Thinking of this, His Majesty the Emperor felt guilty, and then blurted out: "Although I have never had this dream, in fact, I also fell in love with you at first sight..."
After finishing speaking, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but praise his wit.
"is it?"
Fang Yanqin smiled even more.
"Ah."
The more His Majesty thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. Otherwise, how could he explain that he had played tricks with dialect Qin in a daze.
Thinking of this, His Majesty's eyes became brighter and brighter.
So much so that Fang Yanqin couldn't help but kissed him on the eyes: "Your Majesty should be at ease now, right?"
"Cough cough!"
More than just rest assured, His Majesty's heart is about to burst out happily, okay?
Only then did he realize that Fang Yanqin had always liked him, just because he wanted to take revenge on Fang Yanqin by accident, but ended up getting together with Fang Yanqin by mistake.
What a beautiful love!
His Majesty the Emperor was heartbroken.
But he didn't show it on his face, he just buried his face in dialect Qin's arms: "I'm lonely and sleepy."
Then he let the tabby out surreptitiously, because he was going out to have fun—
However, forget about the Alien Beast Ornamental Garden, at worst, go far away and go to the suburbs.
Thinking of this, the tabby cat slipped out of the bedroom with its tail upright and light paws.
After hearing this, Fang Yanqin didn't dare to resist the order, so he immediately lay down and served as a pillow for His Majesty the Emperor.
As a result, this pillow has been used for more than 80 years.
And on the outskirts of the imperial capital, there was also a supernatural rumor of meowing in the middle of the night.
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