How I Ruled the World by Cooking

Eugene walked onto the stage step by step.

Under everyone's ape-like eyes, he came to Anthony Hall and glanced into the huge pot.

Inside the pot was a huge, water-red, square piece of meat that was still wriggling slightly.Half of it looks like a potato, but it is much bigger than a potato, and there are also lumps with human face pimples.A few twisted green branches and leaves, and a bunch of small fruits like thorn balls.

There are some other strange things, so I won't discuss them one by one.

"What is this?" Eugene poked the piece of meat curiously, it was about to slowly move out of the pot.

"Mutton." The dean was very satisfied with the curiosity and research spirit of the students. "On the first day of class, we don't force you to cook dangerous dishes. Let's start with the simplest one—potato stewed lamb."

After the voice fell, most of the students' faces turned green.

Lamb stew with potatoes?We poor children and rich second-generation waste wood have little knowledge, you are sure of these wriggling and twisting things in the pot.Even little spiny balls are an ingredient in this homey dish?And what are the meanings of dangerous dishes?Feelings, everyone was specially recruited by Guangming Academy to be cooks. It’s fine if you don’t get a diploma. Is your life in danger? ?ah? ? ? ? ?

The commotion disturbed the ingredients, and there were screams and screams in the hall.Countless chunks of meat squirmed towards the edge of the pot in an attempt to escape, and countless branches beat and whipped each other, screaming at each other while whipping.The whole hall was very lively.

"Dean." In this environment, only Eugene could remain calm, "I don't think this thing is mutton."

Hero, you speak our hearts!Everyone in the audience burst into tears.

The dean asked strangely: "Of course it's mutton, why not? It's the meat of young black goats."

Black goat cubs...

Is that a dark, slimy, tree-like, bleating, cannibal creature with stubby horns and countless tentacles...

There is a word "sheep" in the name of this ghost thing, but apart from being able to bleat, how is it similar to a creature like a sheep?

There was a commotion in the hall, some timid orcs and other alien races rolled their eyes and fell straight down.The human race is alright, because of their nature, other races have almost no innate pressure on them.

"So these thorn balls?" Eugene didn't feel scared at all, and even continued to ask with some interest.

"These are ghost anises." Seeing the unsightly performance of other freshmen, Anthony Hall became more and more satisfied with this mutant goblin. "Those next to them are the stalks of Bianhua flowers—not the common Bianhua flowers on the roadside, but special ones." The kind planted by the method, we will only take the bulbs later.”

Well, star anise and garlic cloves, right, I understand.

Eugene looked around the table, the oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar on the side were packed in ordinary bottles, which looked quite normal.

He couldn't wait to try the water.

Dark creatures are still interested in eating their own kind, let alone other dark creatures lower than themselves.Eugene took out the sharp kitchen knife on the shelf, trying to grab the piece of meat that was crawling to the edge of the pot again and chop it up.

"If you're like this, you have to put on earplugs first." Anthony Hall had a kind face on his face. "Although they don't have mouths, they still bleat. You know, goats are super loud."

Then he yelled at the audience with a dark face: "All those who are unconscious will be carried out by me. Once you get a demerit, you will get a demerit three times, and if you demerit five times, go home and start farming!"

The threat of "go home" finally made some people try to overcome the fear of unknown creatures. They tremblingly raised their knives like Eugene, trying to avoid the meat of the black goat cubs. Start with the pole.

Obviously, bullying the hard and fearing the soft is not a good behavior, and there is a price to pay.

The "Bi Shan Hua" felt the invasion of outsiders, immediately gave up their internal strife, turned their branches around, and started beating the bastards who were trying to divide them.For a while, the hall was full of bulbous branches flying all over the sky. Some people even overturned the pot, small thorn balls rolled everywhere, and the meat lumps bleated and crawled all over the ground.

Anthony Hall: Mentality Explosion.

"You are really the worst class I have ever led!" He roared and pulled out a staff from behind, which he kept on his back like a stick, "Go back!"

The roar of the dragon slayer is undoubtedly quite terrifying to these low-level dark creatures and small high-level dark creatures. The freshmen shivered in the corner of the hall, with red marks drawn out all over their faces, hugging each other Watch those ingredients reluctantly go back into the pot.

Looking at Eugene on the table, he was already humming a song and cutting the "mutton" into small pieces, and the "potatoes" into small pieces, trying to wash away the blood from the potato pieces under the washing of the water.

"This one doesn't need to be washed." Anthony Hall saw that he finished so well, and compared the ugly appearance of other people, he felt more comfortable to see him everywhere. It’s just to make people afraid to eat it.”

That's right, with a hoe down, the potatoes dug up have a human face and blood, and an ordinary person would have passed by long ago.Eugene complained secretly.I won't say that goblins look like potatoes anymore, they look much cuter than this strange potato.

The dean patiently taught: "Then put the oil first, yes, don't shake your hands, hey, it's awesome!"

Eugene rolled his eyes: "There is no fire, Dean."

"This is the necessity of our department." The dean looked proud, "Do you see the spar at the bottom of the pot? Inject your magic power into it."

"Dean..." Someone bravely raised his hand to ask, "But we don't have the test qualification yet?"

"Not yet, test qualification!" Anthony Hall changed his face online, "Then why did Eugene take the test! I only know how to be a gangster, so do you need me to teach you how to do it! Why don't you have any self-consciousness as a student? ?”

Students: "..."

"If you haven't tested it, go to the side hall and test it yourself." Anthony Hall waved his hand, "Just leave a name and register before the test. As for now, I still need to teach you how to use the switch! Fire! Hurry up. …”

With a loud sound of "baa--", a three-meter-tall black goat cub jumped out from his face and slammed heavily on the ground, shaking its stubby hooves like stakes.It waved its tentacles and pulled away the freshmen who had finally regrouped, broke through the open door, and fled in a rampage.

Before leaving, this monster did not forget to use its trample skill, which shook the pots and pans in the hall to pieces.

Anthony Hall also finally started to be at a loss: "What just happened?"

He looked at the messy hall, and the mentality of all the freshmen finally collapsed completely, and some of them sat down on the ground and cried.

"I want to go home." A little orc girl from the rabbit clan wiped her tears, "I don't want to die...I'm still young, I've never been in a relationship...I, I want to go home. …”

"Be good, be good." Her childhood sweetheart, the big sister of the human race, held her in her arms and touched her ears, "Let's go home now, today!"

"..."

"Dean." Eugene tugged at Anthony Hall's sleeve lightly, "There are only potatoes left...Should I continue to make potato stew?"

The author has something to say: Let the mutton stroll for a while, and then use it in the next dish (￣▽￣)"