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Soon Chaos returned.

Before entering the door, I heard a distraught voice from inside the door: "Don't cry that one over there! Ah! Don't climb on me! Don't pull my hair! Ah!"

What the hell is this?All the way, I was thinking that I would live a quiet life after I became a loner, and when Chaos stuffed with snacks really arrived at the door, I found that I couldn’t be quiet at all. What kind of noise is this!

So the cellar door was opened.

There was a monkey in the cellar, a very embarrassed monkey.Monkey King, known as the omnipotent Monkey King, was scratched at the trouser legs and cuffs, and a bunch of children were lying on him like little monkeys.These children are too young, they are not the same as Jiang Liuer.Jiang Liu'er was annoying because of nagging, and these children were annoying because they couldn't understand human language.

Sun Wukong felt that he was going to explode, Taishang Laojun locked him in the alchemy furnace and did not refine him to death, but now he is going to be annoyed to death by these children.

Chaos was listening outside, thinking that something important had happened, so he sneaked in a head.

Seeing him like this, Sun Wukong almost laughed out of anger, his face as long as a horse was full of anger: "Get out of here to coax the child, my grandson!"

——It should be noted that if this is normal, Chaos will definitely be angry when he hears him say this.

But now this situation is not normal!Who is the Monkey King? He has to be the strongest wild monkey in the world. Fighting the heavens, the earth, the gods, and the demons have long been legends and myths. He was originally a monkey with a very violent temper. I don't want to save face for others, I always do what I love.When he first went to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to find weapons from the Dragon King, the Dragon King treated him very respectfully and called him "Shangxian", but what did the monkey do?He directly took away the Dinghaishenzhen from others, and renamed it the Golden Cudgel.

Whoever provokes such an unreasonable monkey will be really miserable.

But now, a group of newborn calves who are not afraid of tigers are lying on Monkey King's body, pulling his hair-hair, and playing with his clothes, but he can't do anything.

People are ignorant and fearless, and there is really nothing they can do.

Chaos burst into laughter in his heart, hey hey made you wave and make you proud, can't you be proud now?Sun Wukong called him to come in to coax the children, but he refused to go in: "My lord, I am a monster after all, and I want to eat when I see children. You are an old man who can definitely resist the temptation. These children seem to be Like you, then you take good care of them."

After finishing speaking, he was about to slip away with oil on his feet.

Sun Wukong was so anxious and angry that the group of children were pulling on him, and he didn't even dare to move!I want to put them into a coma directly, but I am afraid that it will be bad for the children.Many spells are not dared to be used by young monkeys, because the cubs have poor resistance and are prone to accidents.The little monkeys are better, they are beasts after all, stronger than human children.

"You stop me!"

Chaos leaned against the door, very hateful.

Sun Wukong's nose was wrinkled: "Come and coax the child, my old grandson owes you a favor, and I will do something for you in the future!"

Chaos said "oh", and continued to walk outside.

"Two for you! Two!"

Chaos turned back and smiled, and that smile made Sun Wukong feel worse than the Tathagata back then: "Don't worry about the great sage, I didn't say I won't help you coax the children, I just went to the hot spot first and gave them something to eat."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Using spells to make fire and cook fish soup is quite fast. Originally Qiongqi was there, and when the little monsters on his side were there, Chaos would never use spells to do this kind of thing. I heard that the King of the Mountain here not only doesn't eat people, but also likes to use magic to cook. Does he still have the face to go out?

It's a pity that they are gone now... Chaos suddenly felt a little melancholy. He was happy when Qiongqi died, but so many little monsters also died, and this happiness turned into loneliness. Although Qiongqi was annoying and noisy, but He and Chaos have been enemies for many years, this is the time they spent together, and now that one side is dead, the other side inevitably has something to worry about.

——Actually, it’s all hypocrisy.

Chaos shook his head, fortunately there was a white dragon at Yingshoujian, otherwise he would have to wait for the little monsters to be reborn all these years, and go to Chang'an City to listen to operas to have fun, now at least there is a white dragon to accompany him , can be regarded as somewhat interesting.

He returned to the cellar with the fish pond in his hand, Sun Wukong's face was pale, and his eyes seemed to be dead.Chaos curled his lips, alas, what a pity, an old monkey who didn't get along well with the mother monkey and didn't have his own cubs didn't even know how to take care of the cubs.He picked up these children one by one, and fed them some soup with a spoon. After the fish was fully cooked, the soup was milky white, and the bones and meat were melted in it, which was very delicious.

Although there were dozens of children, they had very little to eat, and a few were fed quickly. At this time, the children who were full began to cry. Monkey King was very strange: "He was full just now, why is he crying?"

Chaos thought that you are also cowardly. A mammal came to ask me what the cubs of other mammals eat?Well, this so-called mammal is not suitable for Sun Wukong, he is just a stone monkey, and he cannot be regarded as a normal creature, and I don’t want to use this to stimulate him: “If you eat and drink, you should eat it, you really don’t understand Monkey Grandpa. People are suffering, and they don’t even understand this.”

Monkey King thought that this has something to do with the suffering of the people?And my grandfather has been imprisoned for 500 years. How do I know how the people are suffering now: "What should I do if I am in a row? Well, I will go and bring Jiang Liuer and the old monk. They know how to take care of children."

Chaos said: "I'm really waiting for you to find them, my place has already become a public beta... Will you-uh..."

"I said, although you are a stone monkey and don't have any feelings for mother monkeys, it is quite pitiful if a creature has never taken care of a cub in its life, so I think you should try to take care of it." them."

Sun Wukong thought about it for a while, but he suddenly remembered that this is Chaos talking, who is Chaos?The King of the Mountain, before today, was still a relatively bad King of the Mountain. Of course, after today, it is not because he has become better, but because he has no energy to do bad things—then this chaos can’t just listen to the surface, he must be malicious.

So I asked, "What do you mean?"

Chaos scratched his head, his hairstyle was already messed up, and his hat didn't know where it fell because of Qiongqi's pressure before, and now it is tied with a rope: "I mean, can the Great Sage bring these? The child goes to and from the toilet?"

Sun Wukong was dumbfounded.

The author has something to say: Feel sorry for the great sage who has never raised a child.

The great sage's heart is broken 2333333

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