[Football] The beast is coming

The computer Redondo has a strong sense of existence. Even after more than 700 years, Dylan still vaguely remembers that this UEFA Champions League semi-final seems to be the legendary "computer Redondo's personal performance".

The most elegant midfielder at the turn of the century, a battle that truly made his name resound throughout the world of football.

It is said that the whole team of Stupid Horse was dispatched as one person by Redondo, and the players of Dortmund could hardly even touch the ball.

Dylan and Redondo's first round match was so boring that it still hurts to think about it, but I have to admit that this game is really worth watching.

The old coach didn't know how many times he missed this time to watch the game. This time, Dylan specially gave him round-trip air tickets and VIP seats for two anonymously. senior suite.

If this is the case, the old coach will miss this opportunity to watch the game again...

Anyway, Dylan has tried his best, and the old guy is old and healthy and has a long life, so he won't cause any harm to depression, and Dylan doesn't bother to follow up.

Dylan is worried about Ronaldo and Messi.

In the memory of Dylan's first life, those two guys have played in the midfield, and they have achieved a lot. Today, the two little guys have also shown their talents as an excellent midfielder, although the style is different from that of Redondo. It's pretty big.However, at the level of Redondo, no matter how big the difference in style is, there is always something worth learning for later generations.

Whether you can learn it or not is another matter, at least you won't leave too many regrets if you watch it live.

As Guti said, didn't Casillas feel regretful because he missed seeing Higuita's scorpion-tailed save?

Now it's even reached the point where I hope that Dylan can show him another kick, which is enough to comfort my life, tsk tsk!

Of course, the words "sufficient comfort for life" were said by Guti's loudspeaker. It may be how much water there is in it, and Dylan is too lazy to pursue it. There is nothing wrong with the request for a live version:

"If that guy Redondo dares to fight me one-on-one, then I can consider trying to find a chance to kick him."

He also urged Guti to ask for two more family and friend tickets, but he just entered the squad and failed to start the game. What is it if he doesn't have so many family and friend tickets?

Raul, Hierro, which one can stand Guti's obsession?

However, it was Redondo who Dylan urged him to ask for extra family and friend tickets:

"Aren't you the only one involved in that turmoil? Although we made an agreement first, as the beneficiary, Redondo should at least express it? You must know that in those photos, it was Redondo who took the initiative. !"

As for the so-called "initiative", it was just that Redondo wanted to capture Guti back in a rage, but because of the misplacement, it caused some illusions...

It was as if he didn't even think about whether Guti's use of this reason to ask Redondo would cause the silly dog ​​to be caught bald by the eagle, and Dylan also kept silent.

Dylan didn’t mention it, but Guti is not a fool, especially when it comes to Redondo. As a guy who was able to imitate Redondo from clothes to shower gel, perfume, etc., and even the hairstyle of the day, his acumen is still there. What's suspicious?

After imitating it in the past two years, he even twisted his style of play that was considered to be finalized in the direction of Redondo.

Even though Guti's imitation of his skills was purely a waste of his talent in Redondo's view because of his size and personality, objectively speaking, Guti has really delayed himself in the past two years, especially in the The potential of the striker has been developed, but he has also gained a lot in passing skills and grasp of the overall situation.

Guti was blinded by the matter of Redondo.

Now that the leaves were blown off by Dylan casually, Guti saw his own intentions clearly, and the sensory radar for Redondo was definitely improved to a higher level.

Especially when this guy is not irritated or messed up, even Raul, the most favored and valued guy, is not as accurate as Guti.

Guti has no doubts, if he really did as Dylan said, he would go to Redondo to talk to Redondo, and it would not be a big problem to get a few relatives and friends tickets, but it is absolutely certain that the eagle who was blown up will suffer miserably.

Guti did not miscalculate Redondo.

When he couldn't resist Dylan's bait—

"Apart from the two photos that were released, the person who broke the news had a lot of good information that was ready to wait for a better time. Of course, it was just 'originally'. Now I guarantee that these things are still in my hands. One copy, there are no traces anywhere else...

I have to say that the guy took pictures well, and the angle he used in the video was even more ingenious. "

——Dylan used everything to watch the show, and even the good materials that were originally prepared to be used when building the Mushroom JQ Museum decades later were exposed as bait.

As expected, Guti, who became a complete fool when he encountered Redondo, was easily caught by Dylan's bait, and Dylan had already conceded to kissing the forehead, kissing The level of the chin is fine, and it is guaranteed that no real hammer will flow out, and it is said that it will attract public opinion or something...

When Guti gritted his teeth, didn't he just kiss his chin?

It's not like I haven't kissed before!

In the private three-person match last year, he didn't touch Lei Dong more, and he took advantage of the trend to ask for the right to touch the feathers on the eagle's head as long as he performed well...

Guti didn't believe that in the official occasion of the Champions League semi-finals, Redondo could still turn his face against him because of his "excited" enthusiastic celebration.

Guti deserved to grit his teeth, and Dylan pulled Alan, a little gentleman on the left and right (at least in the next ten years) who would take turns to reach the top of world football, and rushed to the Bernabeu in high spirits.

The Bernabéu was completely boiling on this day.

Mei Linger almost filled the auditorium, and at first glance, Dortmund fans seemed to have been submerged in the crazy Mei Linger.

But it is no wonder that the noble Real Madrid has not been able to kill the semi-finals in the Champions League for 15 years, and now it is at the Bernabéu at home. It is no wonder that even the proud and conceited Mei Linger is going crazy

Even though the field management of today's game is particularly strict in some aspects, it can't stop Meilinger's enthusiasm.

But it was too hot.

Before Dylan saw many computer Redondo's solo performances, he first saw a tidbit caused by Meilinger's over-enthusiasm.

Because Meilinger was too fanatical, many fans even climbed up the metal fence behind the goal, and eventually collapsed the fence, because the fence also supported the goal line, and brought down the Bernabeu goal along the way...

The goals are gone, and the stupid horses are so stupid that they don't even have a backup court, what else can everyone play?

The head coach stopped the game simply and neatly!

The entire Bernabéu suddenly fell silent, and Meilinger, who collapsed the fence and brought down his own goal, also woke up from the frenzy.

This time, there was no need for security personnel to disperse them, and everyone returned to the auditorium in embarrassment.

At this time, I don't know how many people feel uneasy. After all, the collapse of the home goal is really not a good sign.

Dylan was also dumbfounded.

I don't know how many times the old coach talked to him about this game, but he never mentioned that there was such an "interesting" tidbit in the middle?

Just now, Ronaldo, who was annoyed by Messi and Alan holding him from left to right, preventing him from rushing to climb the fence together, patted his chest immediately, very grateful.

After all, as a Meilinger, no one wants to be the culprit who overwhelms the goal, destroys the home atmosphere, and causes the home team to lose!

After a little rejoicing, Ronaldo couldn't help being nervous:

"I hope this accident will not affect everyone's state."

Dylan curled his lips, that guy Redondo, but he was able to maintain a calm face when given a bear hug by that guy Guti. It can't be that he can relive another 800-year-old classic material!

How could it affect a mere goal collapse!

However, Ronaldo is still worried. Although he is a Portuguese, he is currently playing in Sporting Lisbon. The crybaby's favorite team since he was a child is Real Madrid, which belongs to another country in the Iberian Peninsula.

Knowing that the players retreated to the locker room before the referee blew the game to stop the game and the staff hadn't delivered the goalposts to other places, even if he was sitting in the relatives and friends seat, it was impossible for him to look around, the black curly hair His little head was still poking forward, which made Dylan roll his eyes.

It’s not easy to go to the locker room to watch at this time. No matter how big Patrick’s face is, Dylan himself has been a player. It’s fine to watch this season before the training camp starts. He entered the locker room halfway through the game...

Even if Patrick has the face, and Dylan himself is not afraid of having a real-life PK with Guti, he is unwilling to do such a thing.

It's just that waiting is too boring. Dylan is going to go for a walk, but Alan has nothing to do. Ronaldo is stuck in his seat.

Dylan squinted: "Even if you are late for an hour and a half, how many wonderful shots can you miss?"

Ronaldo is as stubborn as a donkey:

"It's not good to miss cheering everyone!"

As a loyal Meilinger, Ronaldo will never miss the opportunity to cheer everyone up when the home team players reappear.

Even among the tens of thousands of melingues, his small voice is like a drop of water in the ocean, it doesn't make much difference whether he has it or not.

He still insisted.

Dylan can't leave the little guy alone in the auditorium, even if Messi expresses his willingness to stay with Ronaldo, it won't work. What's the use of little pudding off the football field?

I had no choice but to sit down and wait.

Not counting, I heard Pudding said that he got along well with his teammates in La Masia, and I heard Ronaldo said that his life in Sporting Lisbon is also very good. What makes Dylan unbearable is that Ronaldo repeatedly mentioned, What do you say to train hard, strive to play football at the Bernabeu one day, and then must perform well, strive to retire at the Bernabeu or something...

How hard it was for Dylan to barely control himself from complaining!

Landing at the Bernabeu is not difficult for Ronaldo, but can he retire at the Bernabeu?

Dare you stop talking in your sleep with your eyes open!

Di Stefano can only retire with the Spaniard!

Raul Guti Redondo...

Which one can play to the end at the Bernabeu?

Gee!

The Ronaldo in the first life, before Dylan died, the scandal with the Serie A giants was also rumored.

Most likely, if you don’t go this year, you will go next year!

Dylan didn't think the little crybaby in front of him would be an exception.

But the power of the little crybaby is there, and Dylan couldn't resist not complaining about him.

After suffering like this for over an hour, the goal post was finally installed. Dylan heaved a sigh of relief, and quickly pretended to be engrossed in watching the battle.

In fact, it is very fake.

After all, which fan sat upright and solemn when watching the scene?

Not to mention the family and friends seats, even the neutral fan area is not like him!

Needless to say, Ronaldo, the little guy started cheering loudly when Hierro started to walk out of the channel. After Real Madrid took the lead a few times, even if he hadn't scored yet, he just watched Redondo's elegant, calm, and relaxed scheduling. The little guy cheered until his voice became hoarse.

Alan, who is also proud of his white jersey, is no less impressive. This guy entered the field wearing his Leeds United jersey, but now he took off his jersey and waved his hands to cheer for Real Madrid...

Dylan glanced away silently, but in the blink of an eye, Meilinger's jerseys, scarves, and even some personal items were messed up. The only thing in common was that almost all of them were white with the Real Madrid team logo...

Do these guys really not know what the white flag means?

Such an eyesore!

However, even Pudding, who has been in La Masia for half a year and has begun to have a sense of Barcelona, ​​is cheering for the horses led by Redondo, what else can Dylan do?

He could only work harder to maintain a serious expression on his face.

I don't want to admit that even if I sit by and watch, I still can't understand how the computer Redondo is scheduled!

Without the use of super-vision sensing power, Dylan probably won't be able to comprehend the art of court tactics and midfield scheduling in another 800 years.

The old coach talked about "the extreme of playing football with brains at the turn of the century" for countless times. Unfortunately, Dylan only saw Redondo's various random kicks and passes. As a midfielder, the guy's speed was so slow It's ridiculous, and the speed of turning around is also very average...

Stupid horse players are also quite irresponsible!Is there only one Redondo left in the audience?As a result, all the balls were passed to him!

Obviously the head coach Heynckes put four midfielders on the field in one breath, okay!

If you are forced by someone and can’t protect the ball, pass it to him, and pass it to him if you can’t get through. The shooting angle is not good, and you don’t want to cooperate with other teammates in front of the goal, so you pass it to Redondo... …

In fact, Real Madrid players are quite particular about passing the ball, but Dylan is watching the game with a special filter at this time.

Obviously he couldn't see the other three midfielders with his own eyes, and he still blamed the players on the field for making the other three midfielders invisible...

Sure enough, old children, old children, and [-]-year-old old monsters are self-willed, and everyone will say it in their eyes, and they will take it for granted in their hearts to complain about "such and such Redondo dependence is really good"?You also have to complain that people "don't understand the truth of being backed by mountains and mountains."

It is also impossible.

However, no matter how nitpicking Dylan (in his heart) is, Redondo does have the magical technique of making football sing on his toes, and what is even more amazing, no matter how many people can't understand it, they say he kicked like crazy, but he just can It's reasonable to kick blindly!

Real Madrid's players seem to be dependent on Redondo, but Redondo is enough to make them dependent!

After every pass back to Redondo, he can always find a better angle and pass it out.

The so-called shortcoming of slow speed and clumsy turning does not prevent him from being stuck in Dortmund at all.

Originally, there were not many chances for the German visitors to get the ball, and there were even fewer chances to successfully break through to the front of the goal. As a result, it was so rare to get such a kick, and because they were stuck and lost the best angle and timing to score, they were easily cleared out!

Redondo sees people and hates ghosts!

Dylan thinks that the Dortmund players must have something in common with him at this time.

It's a pity that he doesn't know much about German players. The only one he is barely familiar with is Thomas Hitzelsperger, whom he met by chance during the warm-up match against Aston Villa.

In a hurry, I couldn't talk to Dortmund's players, and it seemed impossible to form an alliance that jointly complained about Redondo.

However, this does not prevent Dylan from facing the field, but his eyes are empty.

It is really annoying to not understand the intention of the game, Dylan simply let go of his thoughts and recalled the long past.

Speaking of the intersection of Dylan and Hitzer, in fact, the two did not have much intersection at the beginning. After all, the warm-up match, the two clubs belong to two leagues, and there has never been any feud in history. The players on both sides just played a courteous game. That's all.

At that time, Dylan was being surrounded by the hypocritical crying niece of the agent's house. Although he hadn't fully discovered the true face of the agent, he began to feel that the assistants around him were not quite right. In fact, he didn't think much about it. It's close to Aston Villa's young midfielder.

In fact, the two did not have any intersection at Villa Park.

The intersection of the two originated from the night after the game, in a special nightclub.

No matter how he looked at it, Dylan felt that the people around him, from the driver to the assistant, were all eccentric.

Coupled with the depressed mood, I simply went out for a walk.

He couldn't completely get rid of the driver, but fortunately, when he got off the car on a street full of lights, the driver didn't intend to follow him any further.

Then Dylan randomly entered a shop that looked quieter.

At first glance, I saw the young people who had just been separated for less than two hours.

The young man was smiling and talking to another person beside him. The two of them didn't have too much physical contact, but Dylan found it strange no matter how he looked at it.

Then he looked away casually, and saw several kissing couples, including two kissing fish couples.

Key point: all men!

Dylan: "..."

Dylan later found out that it was a special nightclub that only entertained special people and was only open to members to ensure privacy. The atmosphere was relatively quiet and peaceful, and the inside was not as messy as other special nightclubs.

Although the storefront is inconspicuous and the location is remote, it is actually a store that is very popular with some special people who have special privacy needs.

Normally, a stranger like Dylan would never be able to get in. However, it was such a coincidence that day that the membership identification system at the door was broken. He was overly trusting, and ran to the bathroom without asking others to lead the shift...

I heard that the boss also made great efforts to rectify the staff. Of course, the identification system was further strengthened.

But that’s all for later. At that time, the young Hitzer didn’t know that the security guards he trusted so much in this store would suddenly lose the chain, and Dylan’s unimpeded behavior was interpreted by him as “a fellow man”, and he was quite curious. It is said that Dylan has been playing football in Brazil all the time, so why is he so familiar with England, even such a hidden store?

Could it be that his companion is a regular customer of this store?

Long distance love is not easy!

At that time, the young Hitzer was also deeply troubled by this aspect. Football is not friendly enough to special groups, but his lover is far away in Germany. I tried my best to stay calm and didn't dare to do much, so I had to go to nightclubs to kill time together!

But to meet Dylan, even if he is not familiar with Dylan at all, Hitzel is also faintly happy to know that there is a person in the channel who is in a similar situation.

This kind of joy is probably similar to what Professor Charles felt when he discovered a new little mutant?It doesn't have to be brought back to the Xavier Academy for Gifted Youngsters, but it's always nice to have an extra companion.

Hitzel also warmly invited Dylan to sit there, so that he didn't have to worry about disturbing him and his partner. Before the person he was waiting for came to the appointment, he could come and have a glass of lemonade and chat together without waiting. too boring.

At this time, if Hitzel met other players who had strayed here, no matter whether he thought about taking Hitzel's handle to do something or not, I'm afraid he would not be too frank with him.

Maybe the owner of the nightclub didn't even have a chance to find out that the security was unreliable, so he just let Dylan pass by.

But Dylan is Dylan.

After 800 years, you can't learn to act. Can you expect a young boy who was only [-] years old at that time to cover up the fact that he strayed into it?

How can it be!

Dylan made it clear to Hitzel directly that he didn't want to wait for anyone, and he just entered here by mistake.

At first, Hitzel thought that Dylan was just trying to cover up some of his hobbies that were different from the public, so he comforted him gently, and promised that he also had something in Dylan's hands, or even a bigger one, at least Dylan Seeing his partner's appearance, and he had no idea who Dylan was waiting for, and everyone just kept secrets from each other...

Dylan Barbara told the situation at the door.

The so-called membership identification system was not working at all, and the security personnel didn't even see it!

After Hitzer ran to the door to confirm: "!!!"

Even though Dylan said indifferently that the matter of Hitzel had nothing to do with him and that he had no taste for gossip, the strict German immediately reported the security personnel!

He is not even ready to let go of the manufacturer of the membership identification system, and has repeatedly asked the boss to claim compensation from the manufacturer.

Of course, there is also the issue of compensation for the privacy breach of the guests present that night.

Whether Dylan will leak the secret is his business, and the nightclub that advertises privacy and security fails to do the relevant work according to the contract, which is another matter!

But Dylan didn't know these things, just as he didn't know how long Heatzel had been in fear after being hit by him.

After all, football at that time was not generally unfriendly to special groups. Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest were not too far away, and they also belonged to special groups in football. Hitzel was still in the UK. At that time, I heard about a striker who clearly set the highest value for a black player, but because of some problems——

At that time, it hadn't even been publicly acknowledged by the person concerned, it was just some rumors that hadn't been reported in the newspapers.

——Let’s buy the striker’s club at a high price, and would rather lose a large sum of pounds than sit back and watch him be suppressed and refrigerated by the head coach.

Perhaps this kind of suppression and cold storage was acquiesced or even instigated by the club's senior management?

I heard that the striker even suffered some more inhumane punishment than verbal punishment, fine and isolation, that is really terrible!