[Football] The beast is coming

Not to mention Peng Pengluo, even Dong Ge Raul Moder, who is in charge of IQ, didn't connect Fubao's "getting old" with the casual "flirtatiousness" of the day!

After all, "dog spirit" is just a slightly exaggerated rhetoric in their opinion.

No one thought it might come true.

After all, no matter how many eccentric superstitions you do on the green field, they always grow in the scientific society.

Besides, Fu Bao is really a super showman!

It was as if Dylan hadn't cultivated the slightest bit of dramatic talent in the past eight hundred years, and it all automatically grew on this son of a bitch.

There is also Alan, whose dramatic talent is not as good as that of a dog, but at least he cooperates much better than Dylan, who has been doing nothing for 800 years.

Occasionally, Fubao accidentally reveals his secrets, and Alan can still use his cultivated super reaction ability to perfunctory it!

Why don't you just fool everyone up and down~

But not everyone is paying attention to these four-legged little dramas.

Like Redondo.

Proud Argentines actually have a heart that treats fluffy people kindly.

However, his life has long been occupied by "fluffy hair".

From now on, I can't tolerate anything else.

Helpless, the wolf is loyal but also jealous.

Guti also didn't want to have any other fluffy creatures in the house.

Even if it's from another family, it's okay for him to get bored and flirt. If he dares to attract Lei Dongduo's attention, he must use different tricks to compete for favor.

——In Dylan's view, it was really a "small" action that couldn't be smaller.

——Guti, that coward, still owes the "celebration" that he promised Dylan back then until he retired!

——When I arrived at Leeds United, I had a few occasions to celebrate during the team training. As a result, this coward didn't even have the gnawing chin at the Bernabeu back then. At most, he came to hug a koala!

What an important material is missing from the Mushroom Museum planned by Dylan!

Can't be more resentful!

As if who didn't know that the two of them had done everything that should be done decades ago.

Why are you pretending to be reserved!

However, Guti is not only cowardly, but also very cheeky and eloquent when necessary.

"Who's pretending to be reserved?

It's because I have done everything that needs to be done, so I don't need to do it outside for others to see! "

What Guti likes most is Redondo's reaction at certain times!

Especially the unrestrained enthusiasm and forbearance in his eyes made the wolf cub shudder.

Every time I struggle, my back hurts and I can't get out of bed. I have to do everything to death.

But that look is enough to appreciate.

Just don't hook it up outside for others to see!

Based on this kind of mentality that is simply outrageous (actually monopolizing the "good demeanor"), Guti's so-called "undisguised" competition for favor is actually nothing more than fluffing hair and holding hands, and at most lying on his back and biting his ears.

It is far from enough to meet the material level of mushroom soup that Dylan expected.

After all, although he can rely on the powerful five senses + super five senses after training, he can detect the heart that is about to move under the computer's eight winds and dead faces, but the photos and videos can't show it!

Even if lying on the back and holding the neck is one set of materials, biting the ears can be another set of materials...

A group of small movements seems to be more diverse than kisses to celebrate, Dylan is always uneasy.

Therefore, the small gathering day every summer is Dylan's debt collection day.

At this time, Alan didn't participate. He hugged Fubao and Kakamesi to talk.

Only Dylan still perseveres in collecting debts.

Unfortunately, this is a society where Yang Bailao is more confident than Huang Shiren.

Guti is undeniable about the debt he owes:

"Yes, we had such an agreement back then."

However, he emphasized that:

"But the agreement didn't say when it would be fulfilled?

Don't worry, I will definitely show you before I close my eyes.

Even if you left earlier than me, I will definitely take the photos and tapes to your grave and burn them. "

"!!!"

Guti has been saying that for years.

Since he announced his retirement, Redondo has almost been dragged out of the Leeds United coaching staff——

After all, the weather in Leeds is really bad, and Guti is only a red heart to Real Madrid!

No matter how many times Real Madrid slag him, he always hopes to return to the Bernabeu.

Even though Real Madrid is very stingy, Guti doesn't care about the salary, but he is only willing to offer him the lowest-level assistant coach position of the lowest-age team in Castilla...

Guti himself didn't care.

In the end, it didn't work out, because a certain chairman always gritted his teeth and didn't welcome Redondo, whether as a player or as a coach.

The kind that even the lowest-level assistant coaching job on a minimum-age team wouldn't offer him.

Argentines' pride and self-conceit don't matter. What the chairman is most dissatisfied with is that the Argentine, who is almost as good as Di Sfatino at the Bernabeu, does not support his idea of ​​the Galacticos.

Obviously, for these high-level people who are more inclined to be politicians and businessmen, "political disagreement" is far more important than being in a bad state and having a bad personality...

And blah blah all the more intolerable flaws.

——It was also at that time that Redondo completely gave up on returning to the Bernabéu.

For him, the Madrid fans are still the cutest fans in the world (one of them), and the cutest fans in the Iberian Peninsula (none of them).

It's a pity but it's not the place to go.

Fortunately, in these years, the Elland Road fans have finally become for him, the cutest fans in the British Isles, and there is no one.

Even if it is rainy all year round, Zuo Shen can take root with peace of mind.

Guti also had to marry Ying Sui Ying!

However, marrying an eagle and following an eagle does not prevent Dylan from demanding debts as soon as he sees Guti (outside of Leeds United), and of course it does not prevent Guti from using such words to block him as soon as he hears that Dylan is demanding debts.

——Who told Dylan to be stupid back then when he only made an appointment but didn't set a specific time?

Oh, you said the game celebrated somehow before retiring?

And no one stipulates that you can't pay after you retire.

Gutit seriously, very seriously, assured Dylan:

"Don't worry, if you always insist on 'at least the celebration in the training match', not just the celebration itself, then there is no problem!

I will definitely pay before 'repaying the debt', and I can also dress you in Liz Lianbai! "

"I promise, even if it is to be burned in front of your grave, there will be no discount!"

Dylan: "..."

Dylan was furious.

Dylan was furious!

If Dylan and Dylan hadn't been influenced by Alan over the years, they would have prepared their relatives and friends for a farewell one day, but still cherished the time with them more because of their growing white hair on the temples , Dylan will definitely give Guti a word:

"Damn burning at the grave!

One day the thirteenth generation of your family will also enter the grave, and I am still alive and well! "

Although the appearance speed of the thirteenth generation cubs from Renlai is far from that of the Kapeiro family's cubs,

But Dylan is a big monster!

He used to live alone for more than 700 years before he died accidentally while exploring a secret realm. Now that Alan is with him for thousands of years, how could he not be willing to live longer?

What he said is really not false.

He was the thirteenth generation of human beings who could really live to enter the grave.

But Dylan couldn't help it, and when he said these two sentences to Alan in private, he gave Alan a sap:

"No, what you said is false!

Guti doesn't even have the next generation of cubs, where did the thirteen generations come from? "

Dylan was left speechless.

He always accidentally forgets that this Guti is a cowardly and stupid dog with an eagle and everything.

Compared with the golden wolf who seemed to have more than one son in the first life, this stupid bastard who got what he wanted in this life not only does not welcome all fluffy things into his family, he doesn't even want children.

At any rate, after retiring, Kapeiro each gave birth to a Lucca Minilo artificially!

What about Goodie?

His brother specially gave birth to a few more cubs for him to choose, but he praised each of them well, and if he really wanted him to be raised at home, he would not want any of them:

"Unless Phil can give me one. Or I can give Ferson one!"

He is open-minded, and he doesn't mind who bears the heavy maternal responsibility.

As a result, in addition to taking an Argentine with a good idea to freeze his sperm while he was young and in good health, and eagerly waiting for the results of several research institutes invested by Patrick, he also took the hard-earned I also threw most of my small money into this bottomless pit with no end in sight, and nothing was achieved at all!

Obviously Redondo was seriously considering the advice given to him by his brother's radical child at that time!

As a result, it was affected by Guti, tsk tsk, it looks like he will end up childless!

This is so desolate, it's not as good as their family, at least there is a little Fubao!

Thinking of this, Dylan's anger subsided for the most part.

However, Raul Benito and his fellows who are unlucky and Gudi bamboo horses, why do they still worry about this idiot being beaten to death until he is clearly taken under Redondo's wing?

Guti is cheap!

Not only does he have a mean mouth when he consciously provokes his opponents, but he also has unconscious talk in daily life.

For example at this time!

Dylan's anger finally calmed down on his own, and he actually said:

"Don't worry, I also specially studied the custom of burning paper among flower growers, such as blue cloth strips on the arms and hemp gauze nets on the waist... I heard that after the burning, you have to throw a bamboo into it while the fire is still alive...

Speaking of which, the customs of the flower growers are quite weird enough, they actually believe that if they do this, the burned things will reach heaven..."

Guti felt that he was really working hard to repay the debt!

In order to ensure that in case Dylan is unlucky and leaves earlier than him, he has planned so well.

The debtor of conscience of the century!

——In fact, he poured a large bucket of boiling oil on Dylan's almost extinguished fire!

Wearing hemp and wearing filial piety is something that filial sons and grandsons can do!

Di Lun would rather have Fu Bao as his offspring than a stupid dog like Guti!

After all, Fubao is half a dog, but Guti's bastard still has a pampas eagle attached.

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