The Days I Clear Escape Games Pretending to be an NPC

Ren Yifei's voice was low enough that he couldn't bear the sharp ears of others.

"It's an oracle bone inscription?" The players were shocked by the torture level of the mini-game.Except for a few majors related to ancient Chinese, who still studies oracle bone inscriptions? !

Although Chinese is a pictograph that has been simplified step by step, how many times has it been simplified?

What a ghost, can they recognize their grandpa (Oracle bone inscriptions) from their great-great-grandson (simplified characters)?If you have this vision, what kind of social animal are you? Can the human body visually detect DNA inheritance?

"Huo! Huo Yuanjia's armor... Bah, Huo! Look at the rain on the top and the birds on the bottom, isn't it clear at a glance? Don't say you are my student when you go out, you don't know this word, shame on you!"

The teacher patted the podium, with a look of 'the scolding is on your body, the pain is on my heart': "Forget it, forget it, no one has answered this question, it is void. Next question."

The players below are noisy, and the teacher above doesn't care about it. Once the 1 minute is up, the next question will be changed, and those who have not answered will be skipped.In such a short time, three or four questions were skipped.

Finally, a player couldn't bear it any longer. He took out his props and rushed up: "Either you die or I live!"

Snapped!

The teacher was furious: "During class, how can you leave your seat?!" As soon as he raised his hand, he slapped the player to death against the wall, just like swatting a fly.

The player, embedded deep in the wall, was apparently dead, and he gave the player a false demonstration with his own life.

The classroom is very quiet at the moment.

"You students, you are scumbags, you waste time casually, and you mess around in class. But my time is very precious. I have tasks. I must say that I have 45 tasks. Don't waste my precious time, okay? good?"

The teacher NPC took out a heart-to-heart posture: "If you don't want to learn, just lie down there and sleep quietly. Once the 45 minutes are up, the teacher will finish the lecture, turn around and leave. It won't delay you for a second. Let's respect each other, okay?" ?”

After playing a few games, this is the first time Ren Yifei has encountered such a distinctive NPC, like a social animal who is in a hurry to get off work, every look in his eyes reads 'early death and early rebirth, don't delay me going home to watch dramas'.

Of course, he was the only one who analyzed the mood of the NPC, and the other players were still immersed in the sudden death of that player.

Staring at the unlucky ghost who couldn't get out of the wall, the players swallowed their saliva: Although they are all dead, they don't like this way of death.

"What should I do? I'm really going to die this time?" The players were desperate, they couldn't solve the problem, they couldn't beat it, they couldn't beat it, this round might be a cold one.

"It seems that the will I made will finally come in handy."

The feeling of hopelessness spread among the players. Even if they had played the game for a few days or even more than ten days, they had already made some psychological preparations, but they found that there was only a dead end in front of them, and their emotions were still extremely complicated.

"No," Ren Yifei suddenly raised his head, "Maybe there is still hope."

The people around him were very surprised: "Do you understand oracle bone inscriptions?"

Ren Yifei shook his head, he turned on his phone, and did something that no one thought of.He bought a prop now, which is a red rope.

"As a student, it is absolutely not feasible to leave your seat. Attacking the teacher will also be counterattacked, but what if you don't take the initiative to attack without leaving your seat?"

Before the others figured it out, they saw him using props: the red rope glowed bright red, stretched one end, tied the teacher's wrist, and turned around, tied Ren Yifei's wrist .

"Life and death are united, ten points." In a dungeon, one person can be bound, and during the existence of the dungeon, they will live and die together.

The teacher has never played this kind of bondage play in public, and he feels that he is not very well.

"Teacher, you can't live together, why don't you just die together?" Ren Yifei looked at the completely stupid teacher on the stage and tilted his head, "There is no rule that teachers and students cannot be in love, right?"

God damn teacher-student love, you are threatening the teacher at all!

As expected by the players, Ren Yifei was threatening the teacher.He discovered in the last game that the npcs in this game also have the instinct to seek good luck and avoid bad luck, so, will they be threatened?

Ren Yifei looked coldly at the stiff teacher on the stage: "I have a deep affection for my teacher. I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day. Is the teacher moved?"

dare not move, dare not move.

The teacher's face turned pale, and he stared at the red rope on his wrist: "You want me to help you? It's impossible, at least, not completely... This is against the rules of the game."

Is it?It seems that there are still some restrictions.

Ren Yifei thought for a moment: "Otherwise, you should draw more carefully, don't be so abstract, it's better to understand it at a glance?"

The teacher was stunned, and subconsciously asked: "Is this not specific enough?"

Looking at the teacher's sincere and puzzled eyes, Ren Yifei: ... Do you have any special filters for your paintings?

"So, can you explain it more carefully?" You can tell which one it is when you listen carefully.

It can't be completely...then it can treat players preferentially to a certain extent, right?Can't draw more carefully, just say more carefully, he is not picky.

Ren Yifei didn't want to force the NPC too much. If there is a way, everything must be reversed, but if Xiaoxiao strives for some benefits, the other party will not mind very much.

No, I mind, very much.The teacher looked straight at Ren Yifei, Ren Yifei had no fear or joy, his face was on steel, and he didn't want to look at him.

After a while, the teacher gave in: "Okay." In order not to die, he decided to join forces with others.

The other seven players instantly turned into shouting faces: Can it still be like this?Why didn't I think of it?Is it because I am too shameless?

"Here," the teacher pointed to a new drawing he had made, which looked like a ball-topped stick holding another miniature ball-stick, "this is a person holding a child. It The original meaning has the meaning of 'nurture' and 'bringing up'."

Then there is no wood.

Just like that, the teacher's forehead was already covered with cold sweat, and his eyes were full of rejection: the limit is reached, and there is no more pressure.

Ren Yifei stopped torturing the teacher, his fingers were drawing on the table.

"The person holding the child is a person, there is no other more complicated attributive, not a person of XX, or a man and woman. Maybe, this is a single person."

He looked at the picture of the child again. It has a round head, a body underneath, and four branches protruding out to represent hands and feet. It looks...a bit like the word 'dumb'.

Seeing that one minute was about to pass, he thought to himself that the npc had to help him if he didn't want to die, and there was still a chance of trial and error.Ren Yifei didn't hesitate anymore, and blurted out: "Bao! Protect Bao!"

"Correct!" The teacher on the stage was even more excited than him, supporting the players openly under the pressure from above, and the psychological burden on the teacher was also huge.

"Bao, the original meaning is to bring up and nurture, and later it is also a colloquial character for the 'baby' of the baby and the 'bao' of the castle, and it has the meaning of protection and guarantee."

After getting the first three points, and another three points, I don't have to die with this unlucky player!

The teacher happily began to draw the next picture.

And the eyes of the other players were going to be red. If it wasn't for the unspoken rule that they couldn't leave their seats, they had already rushed forward, hugging the big guy's legs and crazily scoring points: I am ~ good ~ miserable ~ there is an eighty-year-old mother and there are wailing children, Have pity on me, give me some points.

"This brother." The players in the front row looked back and smiled, "Do you play games? To be honest, I am the UP master in the game area. There is no game that I can't play well. I will take you to the top and eat with you." Chicken, do whatever you want!

"How about you take me first in this game?"

Before Ren Yifei could speak, the player next door disagreed, this is a young girl, about 25: "Mr., you are a successful person, and you must often need to go abroad or face a pile of multilingual documents.

"Proficient in five languages, good at French, English and Latin, from now on I will be your exclusive translator. You can send documents anytime, anywhere, and I will get up and translate for you when I fall asleep."

One after another, they are enthusiastically selling themselves, bragging about their abilities in various ways.At the beginning, he was still a master of UP and proficient in multiple languages, but later, he has become a behind-the-scenes celebrity in the entertainment industry and an executive of a first-class group with resources in hand.

It's all rolled up to... a little fake.

Their minds are all clear and clear: get away with it first, and talk about other things later.

Ren Yifei, who was surrounded by everyone, actually didn't notice any of them, his mind was all on the npc in front of the podium.The noisy sounds around him even caused some sound disturbance to him.

He has enhanced hearing, so the effect of the seven chirping voices on his side is no less than that of him standing on a farm where chickens and ducks are mixed.

Fortunately, he is also used to finding the key points in the noisy voice, and combined with the lip-reading skill, he basically understood the teacher's explanation.

However, it was of no use.

Just a water basin, the teacher explained that it was "a kind of water basin for washing", but he really had no idea at all, so he had to wave his hand: yes.

The teacher NPC was very angry, and knocked on the blackboard: "It's 'yes'! It's the same! It's so obvious that you can't recognize it? Your students in this class are really... It's really not as good as the previous class, and the elementary school students are not as good as!"

After all, Ren Yifei, who went to college: ...

Is the threshold for elementary school students so high?Do you still have to know Oracle?

Ren Yifei was still wondering, what happened to the 'basin for washing'?How could it secretly evolve into 'also'?These two are completely incompatible. Caterpillars do not change as much as they do when they change into butterflies.

Probably because he was desperate for Ren Yifei's IQ, in the next picture, the teacher NPC directly drew two flames, stacked on top of each other, and then said: "This is..."

"Yan, hot Yan, there are two balls of fire on the top and bottom, which means that the flames are constantly rising and the fire is very strong." It was rare to meet someone familiar, and Ren Yifei immediately rushed to answer.

The teacher npc snorted coldly: "I am so proud to know Yan? Then I can't fly to the sky and stand side by side with the sun?"

Ren Yifei was very calm: "Fly, I won't stop you."

I don't know where this teacher is teaching. Did he appear here because he was beaten to death in reality?It's like the face T in the game (people who can attract hatred by face) is alive.

At the same time, the teacher npc is also slandering: this player is too bad-mouthed, is it because he is too annoying in reality that he appears here?

"Cough," the teacher NPC narrowed his eyes, "You're already a positive six, can you?"

"Then how come? I spent [-] points to buy this item, so I have to earn some more?" Ren Yifei bargained with him, and it ended like this?That is impossible.

The teacher npc is controlled by others, he has no choice but to provide two very simple words: one is 'snow', which depicts clouds and snowflakes.One is 'Ya', with water flowing on the left and cliffs on the right.

Because it was too simple, other players could see that they wanted to rush to answer, but it was a pity that Ren Yifei took the lead.

"Is it okay?" The teacher npc asked angrily, 12 points, earned back, don't push further.

"I can do it, but..." Ren Yifei pointed at the others, "They can't do it yet."

The already desperate players suddenly raised their heads, with hope shining in their eyes.There was only one person in the audience with a green face like a wetland park: "Don't go too far!"

"It's not too much." Ren Yifei looked indifferent, "One player has already died, even if the minimum target is completed, we will each take a step back."

This index was specially proposed by him to defraud the NPC. He was curious whether these dungeons had the lowest death index.

The teacher npc is still innocent after all, and there is a surprised expression of 'how do you know' on his face.

Stable.

Ren Yifei thought to himself.

It seems that the relationship between NPCs and Infinity Games is not like that of the Desolation Corner dungeon, it is the game that gives birth to NPCs.They are more of a relationship between a part-time job and a part-time job platform, so there is this minimum task indicator.

"I'm a very curious person. I want to guess the crossword puzzle when I see it. If I make a few mistakes and the score returns to zero again, it's not good."

After Ren Yifei finished threatening, he continued to tempt him with a good man's face: "They are all beating workers, and they are going through life and death for the boss, so it's not worth it."

The teacher NPC was obviously moved, but he still had some scruples: "That's not okay! Why should I help these people? There are only things that are bad for me and not good for me, and I will only do it when I am crazy."

Ren Yifei bowed his head in silence for a second, then raised his head again: "Have you heard of 'Fuyoumo'?"

"..." Help your sister!Did you make up a word just for me?You are players who just met by chance, are friendships so cheap nowadays?If you even support your friends, you should be single until the end of the world, you know?

The teacher npc opened his mouth, and was speechless for a moment: I have never seen such a brazen person.

It's fine to be plucked by one player, but to be plucked by a group of players indirectly?It is tolerable or unbearable!

"Fuyoumo?" The teacher npc smiled, "I've never heard of it. Don't go too far. Believe it or not, I will die with you?"

"I don't believe it." Ren Yifei shook his head with a forgiving expression, "I know what you said was angry."

Teacher npc: ...