I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]

"Gu An'an, your taste is too strong." Duan Jin sighed, "You can do this?"

The more they looked down on his girlfriend, the happier Gu Ange smiled, "Then tell me, what are his shortcomings?"

"A woman is even taller than us big men. Look at what is that makeup? It's like a ghost."

The makeup that Gu Ange put on him.

Gu Ange kept holding back his laughter, "What else?"

"What are you wearing? The forks of the skirt are all the way to the thighs. That oily hair can cook two dishes. Sister, how long has it been since you washed your hair?"

Borrowed dresses and borrowed wigs.

Duan Jin complained that he couldn't stand Fatty's straight guy anymore. Fatty pulled Duan Jin's clothes and said, "It's almost done. She's a girl after all. Don't say that about her."

"What? She can do it, so I can't say it? I still want to say it." Duan Jin paused and continued, "The powder on her face is thicker than the putty putty scraped off in my house, and the eyelashes can kill flies. , I have never seen such a sloppy woman."

The fat man wanted to say something but was stopped by Xiao Xiao directly, and the fat man looked at him inexplicably.

On Xiao Xiao's face was an expression that had already seen through everything, he pulled the fat man, and motioned him not to stop Duan from going in to die.

"You just let him talk about girls like that?" the fat man said.

Xiao Xiao suddenly approached, came to his ear and said: "That person is the captain. Leave him alone, someone needs to teach Duan Jin a lesson for his poisonous tongue."

The fat man looked at Shen Ze in women's clothes in disbelief, team, captain? ! !

"Then what do you think, if Shen Ze put on women's clothes, how would he compare to her?" Gu Ange continued to ask.

"Boss would definitely be super beautiful in women's clothes, how can she compare to that!" Duan Jin had already started to imagine what Shen Ze would look like in women's clothes.

The imaginary Shen Ze changed into JK. Because of his height, the short skirt was barely able to cover his butt, revealing a pair of fair and slender legs.The usual cold expression has turned into a blushing and shy look, which is really cute!

Duan Jin had a lewd expression, and when his nasal cavity became hot, red liquid flowed out. Duan Jin could only cover his face and tilt his head up to prevent the nosebleed from remaining.

Shen Damei couldn't bear it any longer, she gritted her teeth and shouted: "Duan, Jin."

Duan Jin trembled when he heard the familiar voice, and looked at the woman he complained about just now in disbelief, "Boss, boss?!"

Although the thick makeup on Shen Ze's face covered his emotions, Duan Jin could still see Shen Ze's eyes that were about to burst into flames.

As soon as Duan Jin's legs went limp, he knelt down on the ground and gave a sincere nod, "Boss, boss, I was wrong."

Duan Jin can be regarded as understanding what it means to say that misfortune comes from the mouth.

"Go to the back hill and run fifty laps—" Shen Ze roared angrily.

"No... Boss, I really know I was wrong!" Duan Jin said with a sad face.

Fifty laps, it's impossible to run until dark, he is most afraid of the dark.

"I don't want to say it a second time." Shen Ze said coldly.It's a pity that his appearance doesn't match his voice, he looks very happy, and Duan Jin couldn't help laughing, "Pfft! Wait, I didn't mean to—"

Now, Shen Ze was completely angry, "One hundred laps!"

Doubled directly, Duan Jin didn't dare to delay any longer, Ma Liu got up and ran back to the mountain.

The other people didn't dare to show their anger, Xiao Xiao turned around directly, "I didn't see anything..."

"Looks like the canteen is open, I'm leaving first." Fatty greased the soles of his feet and fled the battlefield in a hurry.

"Captain Shen, let's go on a date." Gu Ange put his arms around Shen Ze's waist and left God of War.

As soon as they left, Xiao Xiao and Fatty got together again to gossip.

"What's going on with these two?"

"Dating?!"

"Did you see the captain?" Cheng Lan asked as he passed by.

"Going on a date." Xiao Xiao and Fatty said in unison.

"Dating? When did the captain have a girlfriend?" Cheng Lan walked away in doubt.

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"Look at that couple over there, it's like flowers stuck in cow dung, wasting a handsome young man for nothing."

"Why is the handsome guy so blind all the time?"

"That's it!"

"Pfft hahaha—Captain Shen, did you hear that, people say you're cow dung." Gu Ange almost laughed out his abs in the past two days.

Shen Ze rolled his eyes at him and quickened his pace.

"Hey! Captain Shen, wait for me..." Gu Ange chased after him.

The two came to the movie theater, and the conductor, seeing that the two had a close relationship, kindly recommended couple activities to them.

"Are you two interested in participating in our anniversary event? Just play a few small games, and after participating, not only will the movie ticket price be halved, but two buckets of popcorn will also be given away. Not only that, the No.1 team will also give away a big doll .”

"Okay..." Gu Ange readily accepted.

Shen Ze tugged at his clothes, and said in a volume that only the two of them could hear, "I'll pay you, don't participate in any activities."

"Captain Shen, have you forgotten our relationship? You are my girlfriend, how can I ask you to pay?" Gu Ange added, "To prove that I am a frugal boyfriend. So , I choose to participate in the event."

"Okay, please come with me..." The young lady led the way as she said.

There are several couples playing games with Gu Ange and the others, but they are serious couples.

"There are three mini-games in total. The rules of the first game are very simple. You pick up your girlfriend and walk towards the finish line. The couple with the shortest time wins."

When the game started, the other couples had already set off, leaving only Gu Ange and Shen Ze staring at the spot.

"Come on!"

The couple in front were all attracted by the voice behind them, and stopped to take a look.Wearing high heels, Shen Ze ran towards the finish line with Gu Ange in his arms.At the moment when he crossed the finish line, Shen Ze sprained his foot, and Gu Ange was thrown out.

"Oh, Shen Ze, you did it on purpose! You fell to my death—" Gu Ange said angrily.

"Congratulations, you have won the first game." The host raised Gu Ange's hand.

"Are you okay?" Shen Ze came over to help him.

Gu Ange gave him a hard look, "You did it on purpose."

Shen Ze expressed his innocence, who asked him to choose such high heels for him?

"It's fine if you can't continue." Shen Ze said.

"Look, you showed your face so quickly, this is your true face." Gu Ange just felt that he threw him on purpose.

"All right, all right, I won't talk anymore, it's fine, whatever you want." Shen Ze said helplessly.

"Look, I'm getting angry from embarrassment." Gu Ange said.

Shen Ze: "..."

Only men and villains are difficult to raise.He has two things, don't bother with him.

Whatever he says is wrong, he'd better shut up.

"If you don't speak, you will acquiesce." Gu Ange accepted.

"I just fell on purpose." Shen Ze said.

"You finally dare to admit it and pay me for medical expenses." Gu Ange stretched out his hand.

Shen Ze didn't want to waste any more time with him, so he gave him 200 yuan.Gu Ange immediately beamed with joy, "I wish I hadn't done this earlier."

"The second game is also very simple. Cover your face and apply lipstick to your girlfriend, and the judges will score the points. Whichever couple puts on better will win."

Gu Ange touched his chin, as if he was considering where to start.

Shen Ze had an ominous premonition.Sure enough, Gu Ange reached out to touch it, and Shen Ze directly knocked his hand off.

Gu Ange hurriedly moaned, "Captain Shen, we are now a couple. Isn't this normal between couples?"

Shen Ze's fist clenched tightly, I will bear it, as long as I bear it through today.

When Gu An'an enters the God of War, he has plenty of ways to deal with him.

Thinking of this, Shen Ze put his hand down and let him paint on his lips.

"Is that enough?" Shen Ze finally couldn't help but speak when he was being described for the nth time.

"I'm not here to win. If I draw it a few more times, I won't get the lipstick out." Gu Ange found a very convincing reason.

Hearing this, Shen Ze gave up struggling.

After the game started, Gu Ange traced his lips bit by bit with his muscle memory.

Let's look at the other couples.They were all straight men who couldn't even twist their lipsticks. Some even broke their lipsticks and were beaten by their girlfriends.

With this current situation, it is no surprise that Gu Ange and the others won.

"The last game. I have a piece of paper in my hand. You have to hold it with your mouth. If you are not careful, you will kiss me. Each team has three chances." The host said with a smirk.

"Let's quit!" Gu Ange raised his hand.

"Are you really going to stop thinking about it?" the host said with a look of regret.

"Are you afraid?" Shen Ze had finally caught what Gu Ange was afraid of.

"Who, who is scared!" Gu Ange said with a guilty conscience.

"Then why did you quit?" Shen Ze questioned his soul.

"I, I'm afraid that you'll be embarrassed, so I'm going down the steps for you." Shen Ze opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"It's okay, we can continue. Unless...you are afraid." Shen Ze narrowed his eyes and said.

"Whoever is afraid, keep going!" Gu Ange said loudly.

The host held a piece of paper in his hand, and Gu Ange and Shen Ze were opposite, staring at the piece of paper intently.As soon as the host let go, the paper floated down, and Gu Ange and Shen Ze moved almost at the same time.

With a sound of "Bo!", the two directly kissed each other.

Gu Ange's face immediately flushed red, like an overcooked shrimp.

The first kiss in two lifetimes just disappeared?

"I, I'm going to the bathroom!" After finishing speaking, he ran away without looking back.

Shen Ze touched his lips in disbelief, as if there was still warmth on them.

"Your boyfriend is really shy." The host held back for a long time before he could say this.

"Well...he's very shy." Shen Ze said coldly.

"..."

The other couples just kissed for the sake of kissing, regardless of whether they had the paper or not, and the scene suddenly became out of control.

Therefore, there was no winner in this round, and the host directly gave the prize to Shen Ze who won two rounds.

When Gu Ange came back again, everyone had dispersed.