I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]

How can a girl choose The Expendables when choosing a movie?Isn't it supposed to be a movie about love?

Watching the fighting and killing on the screen, even a straight man like Duan Jin couldn't help but feel sleepy. On the contrary, Han Menger watched with relish, and laughed twice from time to time.

The voice was pleasant to the ear, and Duan Jin closed his eyes happily.Right, he, a straight man, should be surrounded by such beauties.

"Hahahaha——" A rough laughter woke Duan Jin up, how could there be a man's voice beside him.

Duan Jin glanced left and right, but didn't find anything wrong, and thought: Maybe it's an auditory hallucination.Then he couldn't bear the drowsiness again, and fell asleep drowsily.

After a while, there was another rough laugh, and Duan Jin opened his eyes suddenly.This is definitely not an auditory hallucination!Absolutely!He definitely heard it, and it was coming from beside him.

Then Duan Jin glanced to the left and right respectively, the one sitting on the left was his Mianji girlfriend, it was definitely not her.

"Why do you always look at me? I hate it~" Han Menger patted him coquettishly.

"My girlfriend is so good-looking, what if someone snatches her away if I don't look around more?" Duan Jin explained.

Han Meng'er was obviously flattered by Duan Jin's words, she covered her mouth and smiled like a lady.

After fooling Han Menger, Duan Jin turned his head and looked to the right.Sitting on his right is a hunk, the so-called hunk is full of tendons, with thick body hair and rough appearance.Seeing him like this, the rough laughter just now was undoubtedly his.

Who knew that the hunk man stared at him for a while, but the hunk man spoke in a loli voice, "Do you like her? Keep staring at him..."

Duan Jin was struck by lightning on the spot, his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

"I'm sorry to bother you..." Duan Jin clasped his hands together.

sloppy...

"Hmph~ scumbags, they all have girlfriends, and they covet their bodies." The macho snorted coquettishly.

Duan Jin: "..."

Duan Jin couldn't get angry watching this movie.If he was asleep, there would be rough laughter around him.If he didn't sleep, he could only stare at the screen, his eyes were bloodshot.

When the movie ended, Duan Jin was finally relieved and left the movie theater without looking back, completely forgetting that he still had a girlfriend.

Han Meng'er hooked the corners of her lips.

"Honey, why didn't you wait for me?" Han Menger chased after her.

Duan Jin slowed down for a while, and forced himself to cheer up and said, "Honey, do you want to eat ice cream?"

The reason why he asks this is because eating ice cream is the best way to promote the relationship between male and female friends.When the ice cream reaches her mouth, she can even wipe it with her hands. Isn't it all right?

"Okay." Han Menger said.

Thinking of this level, Duan Jin hurried to buy ice cream.

"Boss, please have two strawberry ice creams."

Duan Jin took the ice cream, smiled at Han Menger, trotted all the way over and handed the ice cream to her.

Han Menger took the ice cream, and Duan Jin was already thinking about how to wipe her mouth, but who knew that she actually ate the whole ice cream ball in one bite.Duan Jin's hand froze in the air, and the air was filled with embarrassment.

Han Menger swallowed the ice cream and asked, "What's wrong?"

Duan Jin smiled awkwardly at her, then took his hand back, "It's okay."

She licked it by herself, and unconsciously, Han Menger reached out her hand to wipe it off.Duan Jin was startled, and took two steps back.

"I see that you eat everywhere, so I wipe it for you." Han Meng'er explained.

"Oh, oh." Duan Jin said speechlessly.

"Take a picture of me." Han Menger said to him.

Duan Jin nodded, took out his phone and took a picture of her.Duan Jin took a few random photos for her, and just as she was about to show her, she ran to another building and said, "Take a few more."

Helpless, Duan Jin could only take a few more pictures of her.After taking the photos, she showed the photos to Han Menger. She expressed her satisfaction and suddenly suggested, "Let's take some photos together."

The two of them changed n kinds of poses to compare each other's hearts, and took a lot of pictures. After the pictures were taken, they sent them to Moments. The copywriting notes: My little girlfriend!

The moment Cheng Lan saw the photo, the five-mile radius around him was shrouded in low air pressure.There were only three big characters written on her face: Don't mess with me!

After the photo was taken, the two went to take photo stickers.After I was tired from playing, I ate at the restaurant. Of course, this is all the money I got in and out.

After the meal, Han Menger took the initiative to invite, "Go to open a room, have you brought your ID card?"

"I brought my ID card, why open a room?" Duan Jin didn't turn his head for a while.

"Oh, that's the one~" Han Meng'er smiled shyly.

Duan Jin suddenly said "oh", "I see, is it because of that kind of treasure?"

Han Menger nodded shyly, "You are so bad~"

"Let's go..." Duan Jin dragged her to open a room.

When opening the room, Han Meng'er took a photo, but I don't know who to send it to.

"Quick, quick! I'll show you a baby." Duan Jin hurriedly pulled her onto the bed, and Han Menger looked at him expectantly.

Duan Jin fumbled in his pants for a long time, and a firefly came out, "Look! Isn't it cool?"

Han Menger: "..."

My condom is ready, so you show me this?

"That's it, then I'll show you a big baby." Han Meng'er began to take off her skirt as she spoke, and the matter moved in an indescribable direction.

"Wait, wait, what are you doing?" Duan Jin panicked.

Han Meng'er showed him her panties, and Duan Jin was so frightened that he almost died on the spot, "You, you, you are a man???"

Han Menger took off the wig, liberated herself, and restored her original rough voice, "It's really tiring to pretend."

It is known that Han Meng'er is a man, please ask for the shadow area in Duan Jin's heart at this time...

It turned out that the rough laughter he heard in the movie theater was really his.

"You lied to me?" Duan Jin looked at him in disbelief.

"What did I lie to you?" Han Menger asked.

"Isn't your name Han Meng'er?" Duan Jin questioned.

"Yes, Han Menger." Han Meng said.

Duan Jin: "???" What kind of confusing behavior is this.

It's best not to have a face-to-face online dating, because your girlfriend may show up to be older than you, this is Duan Jin's experience.

Woooooo... Mom, I want to go home, what kind of monsters and ghosts are these?

"My mother told me to go home for dinner, so I'll go first." Duan Jin was about to leave, but was stopped by Han Meng first.

"I spent so much effort to lure you here, how could I let you go so easily?" Han Meng said.

"What exactly do you want?" Duan Jin looked at him.

"I brought you here, what do you think I want to do? Baby~" Han Meng laughed.

"You, don't come here... I'm a straight man, I'm not gay!" Duan Jin kept backing away.

"There is no conflict between a straight man and being fucked by me." Han Meng approached.

"Don't! Help—" Duan Jin closed his eyes and shouted.

The door was kicked open with a "bang", and Cheng Lan fell from the sky.

Duan Jin looked out the door, as if he had been humiliated, and looked extremely wronged.

"Get out!" Cheng Lan said fiercely to Han.

"Senior, it's not good to tell me to leave this meeting." Han Meng teased.

"Do you want to fight with me?" Cheng Lanhong asked him with eyes.

"No, no, I'm not so leisurely, I'd better give up the room to you." Han Meng said and left here.

Cheng Lan hurried over and looked at him with distressed expression, "Are you okay?"

All the grievances in Duan Jin's heart surged up, and he hugged his neck and cried aggrievedly, "Cheng Lan... woo woo woo. It's scary, that person just now was so scary."

Cheng Lan quickly patted him on the back and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid. He has already left."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... I don't dare to face each other online anymore."

"It's okay, don't be afraid." Cheng Lan kept patting his back like coaxing a child.

After Duan Jin was tired from crying, he slumped on his body and didn't want to get up.Cheng Lan was also eager, got up and Duan Jin hung on his body like a koala, Cheng Lan said: "Let's go home..."

Duan Jin rested his head on his shoulder and fell asleep peacefully.Cheng Lan went to check out, and then brought him back to God of War. After this ordeal, Duan Jin might never dare to hand in a partner again.

"Cheng Lan, do you know that person?" Duan Jin asked suddenly when he woke up.

"I know." Cheng Lan replied.

"Who is he?" Duan Jin asked curiously.

"It's just schoolmates." Cheng Lan didn't want to say too much about Han Meng.

"Why do I feel that you are very familiar with him?" Duan Jin said.

"Do you really want to know?" Cheng Lan asked him.

"I think." Duan Jin nodded.

"He's my ex-boyfriend." Cheng Lan said suddenly.

Duan Jin: "!!!"

"Why did you divide?" Duan Jin asked nervously.

He didn't know why he was nervous, but suddenly he felt a little uneasy, wanting to know but not wanting to know the answer.

"There's no reason, I just think it's simply inappropriate." Cheng Lan said.

"Then... I have another question." Duan Jin didn't dare to ask when the words came to his lips.

"What do you want to say?" Cheng Lan asked.

"Which one of you will attack and who will suffer?" Duan Jin asked weakly.

Cheng Lan suddenly approached and asked him back, "What do you think?"

Duan Jin suddenly became nervous, "You, you. You seem to be a little more aggressive than him..."

"We were only together for three days," Cheng Lan recalled.

"Huh? We've only been together for three days and now we're dating?" Duan Jin gossiped.

Cheng Lan couldn't help pinching his face, "What's going on in your head?"

"Don't pinch my face." Duan Jin resisted.

His face hurt from being pinched, so he quickly rubbed it with his hands.

"He is too possessive, as long as someone approaches me. No matter if it is a man or a woman, no matter what the reason, he will drag them into the alley and beat them up." Cheng Lan added: "I can't stand him, so we broke up. gone."