I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]
Chapter 31
The training was a bit tired these days, and Gu Ange fell asleep during Shen Ze's theory and tactics class.
Shen Ze's voice of lecturing suddenly stopped abruptly, and he walked towards Gu Ange.Everyone looked at Gu Ange with sympathy, and mourned for him for three seconds.
Just when everyone thought that he was about to suffer disaster, Shen Ze's behavior surprised everyone.He took off his coat and put it on Gu Ange.
Gu Ange didn't like to sleep on his stomach because it would flatten his face, so he slept on his side on the table.Since the two of them slept together, Shen Ze liked him more and more, not only because of the fit of body but also of soul.
The person I have liked for so many years will finally belong to me one day, everyone will be very happy, right?
Shen Ze smiled dotingly at him, and poked his face, my wife is so cute.
But Gu Ange slapped him on the back of the hand like chasing away mosquitoes.
Everyone sweated for Gu Ange.
Shen Ze just pinched his face in retaliation, and it felt quite good.Gu Ange felt the pain, and frowned. Seeing that he was about to wake up, Shen Ze quickly withdrew his hand and glanced away guiltily.Fortunately, he didn't wake up.
Shen Ze breathed a sigh of relief, looked up and looked around, everyone lowered their heads and did not dare to look at him, for fear of being silenced.
Shen Ze coughed uncomfortably, and said softly, "Practice by yourself. But there is one thing, don't make any noise."
The other team members nodded one after another to express acceptance, and put on their headphones to enter the game world.Shen Ze sat next to Gu Ange, resting his head on his hands and staring at him intently.
How could there be such a perfect person in this world?Shen Ze's hand ran down his forehead to touch his eyes, eyelashes, nose, and mouth.Although not as good-looking as before, if he hadn't been reborn, the progress between them would not have been so smooth, and they don't know when they will be able to catch up with him.
Fortunately... fortunately he didn't leave.Therefore, he has to thank God for sending such a good Gu Ange to his side again.
"Come on! Are your brains covered in shit? It's not on yet, are you saving your big move for your mother's grave?" The man was so engrossed in playing the game that he completely forgot Shen Ze's words, his voice It is very jarring in a quiet environment.
Someone patted the man on the shoulder, and the man took off his earphones angrily, and said, "What are you doing?!"
Kindly reminding his teammate to point to Shen Ze, the man turned his head and saw Shen Ze's death stare, which was very scary.
"Get out and do a hundred push-ups." Shen Ze told him.
The man dared not speak out, so he could only obediently obey.
Gu Ange felt very noisy, then raised his head and rubbed his eyes.As soon as Shen Ze turned his head, he saw Gu Ange woke up, and hurriedly asked warmly, "An'an, are you awake? Are you hungry or thirsty?"
"It's so noisy - stay away from me!" Gu Ange yelled at him.
Shen Ze shut up obediently, being disgusted, hey...
"An'an~" Shen Ze yelled after him aggrievedly.
Everyone was shocked, is that still their invincible captain?
Gu Ange was already uncomfortable being woken up, but Shen Ze was still buzzing around him like a mosquito, making him even more irritable.
"Don't follow me! I'm so annoying." Gu Ange turned his head and said.
Gu Ange scolded him, and Shen Ze turned his anger on them, "You guys challenge me for the national uniform today, I don't care which hero you challenge, anyway, I have to see the national uniform logo tomorrow."
"Huh??? Redeeming the national server all night? That doesn't mean sudden death? Besides, sudden death doesn't necessarily guarantee the standard of the national server."
"Captain, are you serious?"
"Don't be so cruel, captain..."
"Instead of wasting time with me here, it's better to hurry up and go to the national server." Shen Ze said to them.
Since the two of them finished that thing last time, Gu Ange refused to make out with him.Could it be that his technique is not good?No, he obviously did so much homework before?Did it hurt him?Um!There is this possibility, after all, it is the first time, and the first time is too painful, so he has a shadow.
So what should he do to remedy it?He can't even enter the door now, Gu Ange is the most soft-hearted person, so he just needs to let him soften his heart.
Shen Ze was wondering if Gu Ange would soften his heart if he pretended to be pitiful.Needless to say, there is a high probability that it is impossible, so he has to invite foreign aid.
So, Shen Ze stole Lele from his parents again, and said to him earnestly: "Lele, uncle's happiness is all in your hands."
"Jiujiu. Don't worry!" Lele patted his chest to assure him.
Lele walked towards Gu Ange's room, and when she looked back, Shen Ze made a cheering gesture to him, cheering him up crazily.
Lele knocked on the door of Gu Ange's room, and Gu Ange shouted outside the door: "Who is it?"
Lele didn't make a sound, and then knocked on the door.Gu Ange put on his shoes and walked out to open the door. He looked around, no one was there, it must be someone's prank, and then closed the door with a "bang".
Lele: "..." Is Jiuma's eyes not very good?
Lele looked back again, only to see Shen Ze put his palms together and bowed to him twice.No way, for the sake of the bachelor Jiujiu, keep knocking on the door.
The knock on the door rang again, and Gu Ange was so annoyed.But he had to open the door because it was too noisy, "Here we come—"
As soon as the door opened, no one was seen. Just as Gu Ange was about to close the door, someone grabbed his trouser legs.Gu Ange looked down and saw that it was Shen Ze's nephew.
They are both nephews and uncles, and they are indeed carved out of the same mold, and their annoying looks are exactly the same.
Lele looked at Gu Ange tearfully, trying to soften his heart and hug him in.
Gu Ange looked at him as if he saw Shen Ze himself, the sense of substitution was too strong, as if the Lele in front of him was already Shen Ze, so with a "bang!", the door closed again.
Lele: "..."
Isn't he cute?
"Jiujiu~" Lele's self-confidence was hit, and she looked at Shen Ze tearfully, "Aren't I cute?"
"Cute, Lele is the cutest." Shen Ze coaxed her.
"Then why doesn't Chiu Mama like me?" Lele asked puzzled.
Shen Ze looked at the face that was exactly the same as his, he probably knew where the problem was...
"It's okay, Uncle will dress you up, and I promise that Auntie will like you." Shen Ze comforted.
"Really?" Lele's eyes were innocent.
Shen Ze thought in his heart: Lele, I'm sorry.For uncle's happiness, I will sacrifice you first.
So Shen Ze put on a small skirt for him, put on some makeup, and wrote three words "beg forgiveness" on his face.
"Jiujiu, these three words mean shrimp?" Lele couldn't read, so he could only ask Shen Ze.
"I'm the best." Shen Ze lied without changing his face.
"Lele is the best!" Lele agreed.
"Yes, Lele is the best." Shen Ze coaxed.
Lele, as long as you have a kindergarten diploma, you won't be cheated by Shen Laogou.
So, Lele, who put on new clothes, set off with confidence and knocked on the door.
"Here again. Is it over?" Gu Ange asked annoyed.
As soon as the door opened, Lele practiced according to what Shen Ze said.
There was a dance in a little dress, and there was an "I'm the best!" ending.
When Gu Ange saw what was painted on Lele's face, he gave a "puchi" smile.Needless to say, this must be someone's masterpiece.
"Who drew this for you?" Gu Ange asked.
"Jiujiu drew it." Lele patted her chest proudly.
"I don't even know if you were sold by him. Come in, act like a ghost, and I'll wash you up." Gu Ange said to him.
Lele turned around and smiled at Shen Ze, it's done!
Shen Ze was ecstatic, and tap danced in the corner.
Gu Ange washed his face with warm water, and couldn't help but said to him: "When I was young, I wore women's clothes, but when I grow up, I will inevitably look like a sissy."
"That's not it. Boys like me..." Lele said with her hands on her hips.
Gu Ange's face froze, Shen Ze's nephew is going to be smart, so he must be gay too?
"Do you like boys or girls?" Gu Ange then asked.
"Of course I like boys. Whoever likes that group of girls will cry at every turn, and it's so annoying." Lele said.
"It's over, it's over, you can't be like your uncle. You are still young, so you can correct it." Gu Ange didn't even know what Shen Ze had taught children, and taught them so crookedly.
Shen Ze: I am really innocent this time.
"Boys stink, but girls smell fragrant. Isn't it better for girls?" Gu Ange said.
"Boys don't stink. I smell good." Lele retorted.
"That's different." Gu Ange didn't know how to explain it to him.
"Boys don't stink!" Lele said angrily.
"Anyway, you can only marry girls in the future." Gu Ange said.
"No, I just like boys, and I want to marry boys." Lele cried.
In fact, Gu Ange didn't mean that Lele must like girls, because he felt that this road was too difficult, and he didn't want this child to bear all this.After all, except for a small number of people who can accept accidents, most people are still disgusted and disgusted.
"Maybe I'm too sensitive, maybe you don't understand what it means to like someone with him." Gu Ange comforted himself.
"I understand! Isn't it just like mom and dad?" Lele eager to prove.
"Okay, okay, you understand, you understand." Gu Ange comforted, "Come here first and wash your face."
Gu Ange found him a dress and wanted to help him change the skirt.
Who knew that Lele rolled on the ground and said, "I won't change! I won't change!"
"No, you have to change!" Gu Ange said.
Straighten the first step, change the women's clothes back.
How can a child outsmart an adult?Lele was still forced to change her clothes back, sulking on the bed.
Shen Ze's voice of lecturing suddenly stopped abruptly, and he walked towards Gu Ange.Everyone looked at Gu Ange with sympathy, and mourned for him for three seconds.
Just when everyone thought that he was about to suffer disaster, Shen Ze's behavior surprised everyone.He took off his coat and put it on Gu Ange.
Gu Ange didn't like to sleep on his stomach because it would flatten his face, so he slept on his side on the table.Since the two of them slept together, Shen Ze liked him more and more, not only because of the fit of body but also of soul.
The person I have liked for so many years will finally belong to me one day, everyone will be very happy, right?
Shen Ze smiled dotingly at him, and poked his face, my wife is so cute.
But Gu Ange slapped him on the back of the hand like chasing away mosquitoes.
Everyone sweated for Gu Ange.
Shen Ze just pinched his face in retaliation, and it felt quite good.Gu Ange felt the pain, and frowned. Seeing that he was about to wake up, Shen Ze quickly withdrew his hand and glanced away guiltily.Fortunately, he didn't wake up.
Shen Ze breathed a sigh of relief, looked up and looked around, everyone lowered their heads and did not dare to look at him, for fear of being silenced.
Shen Ze coughed uncomfortably, and said softly, "Practice by yourself. But there is one thing, don't make any noise."
The other team members nodded one after another to express acceptance, and put on their headphones to enter the game world.Shen Ze sat next to Gu Ange, resting his head on his hands and staring at him intently.
How could there be such a perfect person in this world?Shen Ze's hand ran down his forehead to touch his eyes, eyelashes, nose, and mouth.Although not as good-looking as before, if he hadn't been reborn, the progress between them would not have been so smooth, and they don't know when they will be able to catch up with him.
Fortunately... fortunately he didn't leave.Therefore, he has to thank God for sending such a good Gu Ange to his side again.
"Come on! Are your brains covered in shit? It's not on yet, are you saving your big move for your mother's grave?" The man was so engrossed in playing the game that he completely forgot Shen Ze's words, his voice It is very jarring in a quiet environment.
Someone patted the man on the shoulder, and the man took off his earphones angrily, and said, "What are you doing?!"
Kindly reminding his teammate to point to Shen Ze, the man turned his head and saw Shen Ze's death stare, which was very scary.
"Get out and do a hundred push-ups." Shen Ze told him.
The man dared not speak out, so he could only obediently obey.
Gu Ange felt very noisy, then raised his head and rubbed his eyes.As soon as Shen Ze turned his head, he saw Gu Ange woke up, and hurriedly asked warmly, "An'an, are you awake? Are you hungry or thirsty?"
"It's so noisy - stay away from me!" Gu Ange yelled at him.
Shen Ze shut up obediently, being disgusted, hey...
"An'an~" Shen Ze yelled after him aggrievedly.
Everyone was shocked, is that still their invincible captain?
Gu Ange was already uncomfortable being woken up, but Shen Ze was still buzzing around him like a mosquito, making him even more irritable.
"Don't follow me! I'm so annoying." Gu Ange turned his head and said.
Gu Ange scolded him, and Shen Ze turned his anger on them, "You guys challenge me for the national uniform today, I don't care which hero you challenge, anyway, I have to see the national uniform logo tomorrow."
"Huh??? Redeeming the national server all night? That doesn't mean sudden death? Besides, sudden death doesn't necessarily guarantee the standard of the national server."
"Captain, are you serious?"
"Don't be so cruel, captain..."
"Instead of wasting time with me here, it's better to hurry up and go to the national server." Shen Ze said to them.
Since the two of them finished that thing last time, Gu Ange refused to make out with him.Could it be that his technique is not good?No, he obviously did so much homework before?Did it hurt him?Um!There is this possibility, after all, it is the first time, and the first time is too painful, so he has a shadow.
So what should he do to remedy it?He can't even enter the door now, Gu Ange is the most soft-hearted person, so he just needs to let him soften his heart.
Shen Ze was wondering if Gu Ange would soften his heart if he pretended to be pitiful.Needless to say, there is a high probability that it is impossible, so he has to invite foreign aid.
So, Shen Ze stole Lele from his parents again, and said to him earnestly: "Lele, uncle's happiness is all in your hands."
"Jiujiu. Don't worry!" Lele patted his chest to assure him.
Lele walked towards Gu Ange's room, and when she looked back, Shen Ze made a cheering gesture to him, cheering him up crazily.
Lele knocked on the door of Gu Ange's room, and Gu Ange shouted outside the door: "Who is it?"
Lele didn't make a sound, and then knocked on the door.Gu Ange put on his shoes and walked out to open the door. He looked around, no one was there, it must be someone's prank, and then closed the door with a "bang".
Lele: "..." Is Jiuma's eyes not very good?
Lele looked back again, only to see Shen Ze put his palms together and bowed to him twice.No way, for the sake of the bachelor Jiujiu, keep knocking on the door.
The knock on the door rang again, and Gu Ange was so annoyed.But he had to open the door because it was too noisy, "Here we come—"
As soon as the door opened, no one was seen. Just as Gu Ange was about to close the door, someone grabbed his trouser legs.Gu Ange looked down and saw that it was Shen Ze's nephew.
They are both nephews and uncles, and they are indeed carved out of the same mold, and their annoying looks are exactly the same.
Lele looked at Gu Ange tearfully, trying to soften his heart and hug him in.
Gu Ange looked at him as if he saw Shen Ze himself, the sense of substitution was too strong, as if the Lele in front of him was already Shen Ze, so with a "bang!", the door closed again.
Lele: "..."
Isn't he cute?
"Jiujiu~" Lele's self-confidence was hit, and she looked at Shen Ze tearfully, "Aren't I cute?"
"Cute, Lele is the cutest." Shen Ze coaxed her.
"Then why doesn't Chiu Mama like me?" Lele asked puzzled.
Shen Ze looked at the face that was exactly the same as his, he probably knew where the problem was...
"It's okay, Uncle will dress you up, and I promise that Auntie will like you." Shen Ze comforted.
"Really?" Lele's eyes were innocent.
Shen Ze thought in his heart: Lele, I'm sorry.For uncle's happiness, I will sacrifice you first.
So Shen Ze put on a small skirt for him, put on some makeup, and wrote three words "beg forgiveness" on his face.
"Jiujiu, these three words mean shrimp?" Lele couldn't read, so he could only ask Shen Ze.
"I'm the best." Shen Ze lied without changing his face.
"Lele is the best!" Lele agreed.
"Yes, Lele is the best." Shen Ze coaxed.
Lele, as long as you have a kindergarten diploma, you won't be cheated by Shen Laogou.
So, Lele, who put on new clothes, set off with confidence and knocked on the door.
"Here again. Is it over?" Gu Ange asked annoyed.
As soon as the door opened, Lele practiced according to what Shen Ze said.
There was a dance in a little dress, and there was an "I'm the best!" ending.
When Gu Ange saw what was painted on Lele's face, he gave a "puchi" smile.Needless to say, this must be someone's masterpiece.
"Who drew this for you?" Gu Ange asked.
"Jiujiu drew it." Lele patted her chest proudly.
"I don't even know if you were sold by him. Come in, act like a ghost, and I'll wash you up." Gu Ange said to him.
Lele turned around and smiled at Shen Ze, it's done!
Shen Ze was ecstatic, and tap danced in the corner.
Gu Ange washed his face with warm water, and couldn't help but said to him: "When I was young, I wore women's clothes, but when I grow up, I will inevitably look like a sissy."
"That's not it. Boys like me..." Lele said with her hands on her hips.
Gu Ange's face froze, Shen Ze's nephew is going to be smart, so he must be gay too?
"Do you like boys or girls?" Gu Ange then asked.
"Of course I like boys. Whoever likes that group of girls will cry at every turn, and it's so annoying." Lele said.
"It's over, it's over, you can't be like your uncle. You are still young, so you can correct it." Gu Ange didn't even know what Shen Ze had taught children, and taught them so crookedly.
Shen Ze: I am really innocent this time.
"Boys stink, but girls smell fragrant. Isn't it better for girls?" Gu Ange said.
"Boys don't stink. I smell good." Lele retorted.
"That's different." Gu Ange didn't know how to explain it to him.
"Boys don't stink!" Lele said angrily.
"Anyway, you can only marry girls in the future." Gu Ange said.
"No, I just like boys, and I want to marry boys." Lele cried.
In fact, Gu Ange didn't mean that Lele must like girls, because he felt that this road was too difficult, and he didn't want this child to bear all this.After all, except for a small number of people who can accept accidents, most people are still disgusted and disgusted.
"Maybe I'm too sensitive, maybe you don't understand what it means to like someone with him." Gu Ange comforted himself.
"I understand! Isn't it just like mom and dad?" Lele eager to prove.
"Okay, okay, you understand, you understand." Gu Ange comforted, "Come here first and wash your face."
Gu Ange found him a dress and wanted to help him change the skirt.
Who knew that Lele rolled on the ground and said, "I won't change! I won't change!"
"No, you have to change!" Gu Ange said.
Straighten the first step, change the women's clothes back.
How can a child outsmart an adult?Lele was still forced to change her clothes back, sulking on the bed.
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