I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]
Chapter 133 Fanwai: Close the door first or smoke people first?
Ruan Jing and Du Gaole are just holding hands and kissing little mouths.Lu Yushu and Ruan Sinian had already started the car.
"Ruan Sinian, is this all you can do?"
"My wife, do you dislike me?"
"You are so light and flirtatious, are you sleepwalking? If you can't do it, replace me."
"No substitutions! I'm going to be serious."
"Hiss... I didn't tell you to stop, so you can't stop."
"Honey, you're screwing me up~"
"Whoever yells to stop first won't do it!"
Afterwards, Ruan Sinian lay in Lu Yushu's arms.His face was tired, and he looked exhausted.And Lu Yushu sat on the bed, skillfully took out a pack of cigarettes from the drawer, and took a puff of Houhou cigarettes.
Early the next morning, Ruan Sinian stewed bullwhip, sheep whip, horsewhip, and so on in the pot... Anyway, it's a pot of complete and nourishing soup, whoever drinks it will get the most out of it!Sip it down, and it will rise to the sky in place!
(Digression——Author: Stop pretending, I know you can understand.)
Du Gaole and Ruan Jing looked at the contents in the bowl, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.Especially Ruan Jing coughed unnaturally, "Father, we haven't gotten to that point often, this pot of soup..."
"You're overthinking. This soup is not for you, nor for you, it's for me to drink." Ruan Sinian was a little embarrassed when he said that.
Ruan Jing: "???"
"Dad, what is this?" Ruan Jing asked suspiciously.
"You know that too. As long as you are middle-aged, you will inevitably feel a little powerless. I have to make up for it, or else your father will despise me. When the time comes, where will I cry when I get replaced?" Ruan Sinian explained.
After hearing these words, Du Gaole couldn't help giving a thumbs up.Bullfrog bullfrog!
"Uncle, you are simply our idol in the world, ahem... really amazing." Du Gaole couldn't help but praise.
"You should leave later." Ruan Sinian's words hinted that he would have to fight for [-] rounds after drinking the pot of soup.This kind of scene, children can't see it.
Ruan Jingmiao understood what his father meant, and asked Le Le next to him caringly, "Have you finished eating?"
Du Gaole wiped his mouth with a piece of paper, then nodded.
"Let's go, don't disturb them." Ruan Jing said.
"it is good……"
After the two left, Ruan Sinian finished all the soup in the pot.He suddenly felt energetic all over, and said to Lu Yushu: "Baby ~ let's continue—"
"That's it?" Lu Yushu stared at his crotch with a look of disdain.Ruan Sinian suddenly felt full of energy, if he didn't make him cry today, he wouldn't believe Ruan!
... (No, don't ask me. Unless you pay for it!!)
"Lele~ Do you have to take me to meet your parents today?" Ruan Jing couldn't wait to see his parents.
"I have to go to class." Du Gaole began to make excuses.
"Today is the weekend." Ruan Jing had already guessed that he would say that, so he made preparations in advance.
"My parents are abroad, you can't see them." What Du Gaole said is true, and you can't see them abroad.
"You still have an uncle." Ruan Jing said.
"Damn! You know all this? Did you check me?" Du Gaole really felt that he couldn't hide anything from him.
"Didn't you yell for your uncle to beat me every day? Then you must have another uncle." Ruan Jing knew everything already, but he wanted to pretend he didn't know.
He knew that his parents were abroad and threw him to his uncle to take care of him.Because of a quarrel with his uncle, he ran away from home, and then a series of things happened.
"It seems that there is such a thing." Du Gaole said with selective amnesia.
"It's not like, it's something that happened in the first place." Ruan Jing completely blocked the excuse he wanted to escape.Now Du Gaole couldn't find any excuses, so he could only bite the bullet and lead him home.
"Then...or another day, another day, I will definitely take you to see my uncle." Du Gaole tried to avoid today, and then dragged it on until indefinitely.
"No! It has to be today. I know what you're thinking in your little head. You just want to procrastinate and procrastinate until I forget, don't you?" Ruan Jing pierced his inner thoughts at once.
Du Gaole: "..." How could this person know his thoughts better than the roundworm in his stomach?
"I, I suddenly forgot where my uncle's house is." Du Gaole now made up an even lame excuse.
"It's okay, I know." Ruan Jing said, and dragged him away.
Du Gaole: "???!!!"
Are you poisonous...
Then... Du Gaole still returned to his uncle's house.Du Gaole protested silently, standing at the door without knocking, this was already the limit of his resistance.
Ruan Jing knocked on the door, and obediently stood at the door, waiting for his uncle to open the door.After waiting for a long time, no one came out to answer the door.
"Is anyone there?" Ruan Jing called twice at the door, but still no one responded.
"Uncle and aunt should not be at home, let's come again next time." Du Gaole could be regarded as an excuse.
"No hurry, I'll wait here for them to come back." Ruan Jing said calmly.
"It's too tiring to wait here, and there's no place to sit. And even here, it's not a good influence, and it's easy to be mistaken for a thief who steals." Du Gaole persuaded.
"Oh...that's it, then let's go in and wait." Ruan Jing took out a key from his pocket as he spoke. This is the key that he asked someone to order last time.
Du Gaole: "???"
"Where did you get the key?" Du Gaole was stunned, even he didn't have the key, where did Ruan Jing get the key?
"Oh... the last time I asked the master to order one, just to facilitate the situation like today. Look! Isn't this useful?" Ruan Jing said, and opened the door with the key in his hand.
"Conspiracy! This is definitely a proper conspiracy! Ever since I ran away from home, I have fallen into your trap. Tell me... When did you start to set up the scheme?" Du Gaole understood at this time , He has completely fallen into the web woven for him by the big spider Ruan Jing.
"From the moment I saw you, I have already started planning for you." Ruan Jing finally revealed the secret in his heart at this time.
"When?" Du Gaole couldn't help asking him.
"Just after you got into a fight and dropped out of school, I followed you to the same school." Ruan Jing began to reveal the truth of all this.
"You were in the same school as me before. Let me just say, why do you look so familiar. It turns out that you have had this kind of thought about me since then." Du Gaole said with his hands on his hips.
"Yes... I planned it for a long time, but I succeeded, didn't I?" Ruan Jing had a smug smile on his face.
"Damn it!" Du Gaole really didn't expect him to succeed.
"Lele, you can only be mine." Ruan Jing said with certainty.
Du Gaole flipped a silver coin at him, "I don't want to talk to you anymore."
"It's okay, I'll wait for uncle and aunt to come back." Ruan Jing said.
Du Gaole has never seen such a thick-skinned person, it is almost completely inherited from his family.The two sat on the sofa for a long time without waiting for them to come back.In the past, the two of them were at home every day and almost never went out.Why did the two of them disappear as soon as they came back today, and they don't know where they went out to play, and how long it will take to come back.
Gradually, the two of them became a little impatient.Ruan Jing began to be dishonest, approached Du Gaole quietly, and then took him into his arms.This is not enough, after hugging him in his arms, he began to touch dissatisfiedly, and put his hand into the clothes,
"Ruan Jing, don't go too far!" Du Gaole's eyes were red, looking extremely bullying.
"Lele..." Ruan Jing gasped and called his name.
Hiss~ It's terrible... With such a shout, Du Gaole's body directly collapsed on the sofa, and the current state is simply at the mercy of others.very dangerous……
"Ruan Jing! Enough is enough. If you dare to mess around again, I will definitely," Du Gaole interrupted before he finished speaking.
"Are you asking your uncle to break my leg?" Ruan Jing directly picked up the second half of his words.
Du Gaole slumped on the sofa.The small mouth is slightly opened, and the chest rises and falls.Her lips were tender and sparkling, the corners of her eyes were reddish, and the buttons of her clothes were unbuttoned, as if she was tempting someone to commit a crime.Seeing Du Gaole like this, Ruan Jing couldn't bear it anymore.
If he could bear it, he would not be a normal man.
"Even if your uncle broke my leg today, I still have to do it. You are challenging my endurance and my man's bottom line." Ruan Jing put down his harsh words.
"Stop! Uh~ Ruan Jingni's soul is weak!" Du Gaole was pushed on the sofa by him and kissed.The kiss was so powerless that his legs were limp.
At this time, Gu Ange and Shen Ze had already arrived at the door of the house.When I got closer, I found that the door was ajar, and it was not closed at all.And there seemed to be a strange voice coming from the crack of the door, which sounded like deja vu.
Du Gaole heard the familiar sound of the car outside the door, and quickly pushed Ruan Jing away, "I heard the sound of my uncle's car. They must be back. Get up and drive, put on your clothes!"
Ruan Jing thought he was lying to him on purpose, so he ignored it.Du Gaole was about to cry, "They're at the door, hurry up and put on your clothes!"
Ruan Jing also heard the movement outside the door, and then began to get dressed in a panic.
Shen Ze asked Gu Ange to stay outside first, and he went in first to find out what was going on inside.As soon as the door opened, his nephew was on the sofa with a man.The clothes of the two were disheveled, Lele blushed so badly, and her mouth was swollen from kissing.There are hickey marks on the neck, which looks extremely ambiguous.
The two were still wearing their clothes in a panic. They must have taken the wrong clothes, one was too small to fit in, and the other was big enough to hold two people.
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell what had happened.And Shen Ze is someone who has experienced it, so he can tell it at a glance.
For a moment, Shen Ze didn't know whether to close the door or smoke people first.
"Ruan Sinian, is this all you can do?"
"My wife, do you dislike me?"
"You are so light and flirtatious, are you sleepwalking? If you can't do it, replace me."
"No substitutions! I'm going to be serious."
"Hiss... I didn't tell you to stop, so you can't stop."
"Honey, you're screwing me up~"
"Whoever yells to stop first won't do it!"
Afterwards, Ruan Sinian lay in Lu Yushu's arms.His face was tired, and he looked exhausted.And Lu Yushu sat on the bed, skillfully took out a pack of cigarettes from the drawer, and took a puff of Houhou cigarettes.
Early the next morning, Ruan Sinian stewed bullwhip, sheep whip, horsewhip, and so on in the pot... Anyway, it's a pot of complete and nourishing soup, whoever drinks it will get the most out of it!Sip it down, and it will rise to the sky in place!
(Digression——Author: Stop pretending, I know you can understand.)
Du Gaole and Ruan Jing looked at the contents in the bowl, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.Especially Ruan Jing coughed unnaturally, "Father, we haven't gotten to that point often, this pot of soup..."
"You're overthinking. This soup is not for you, nor for you, it's for me to drink." Ruan Sinian was a little embarrassed when he said that.
Ruan Jing: "???"
"Dad, what is this?" Ruan Jing asked suspiciously.
"You know that too. As long as you are middle-aged, you will inevitably feel a little powerless. I have to make up for it, or else your father will despise me. When the time comes, where will I cry when I get replaced?" Ruan Sinian explained.
After hearing these words, Du Gaole couldn't help giving a thumbs up.Bullfrog bullfrog!
"Uncle, you are simply our idol in the world, ahem... really amazing." Du Gaole couldn't help but praise.
"You should leave later." Ruan Sinian's words hinted that he would have to fight for [-] rounds after drinking the pot of soup.This kind of scene, children can't see it.
Ruan Jingmiao understood what his father meant, and asked Le Le next to him caringly, "Have you finished eating?"
Du Gaole wiped his mouth with a piece of paper, then nodded.
"Let's go, don't disturb them." Ruan Jing said.
"it is good……"
After the two left, Ruan Sinian finished all the soup in the pot.He suddenly felt energetic all over, and said to Lu Yushu: "Baby ~ let's continue—"
"That's it?" Lu Yushu stared at his crotch with a look of disdain.Ruan Sinian suddenly felt full of energy, if he didn't make him cry today, he wouldn't believe Ruan!
... (No, don't ask me. Unless you pay for it!!)
"Lele~ Do you have to take me to meet your parents today?" Ruan Jing couldn't wait to see his parents.
"I have to go to class." Du Gaole began to make excuses.
"Today is the weekend." Ruan Jing had already guessed that he would say that, so he made preparations in advance.
"My parents are abroad, you can't see them." What Du Gaole said is true, and you can't see them abroad.
"You still have an uncle." Ruan Jing said.
"Damn! You know all this? Did you check me?" Du Gaole really felt that he couldn't hide anything from him.
"Didn't you yell for your uncle to beat me every day? Then you must have another uncle." Ruan Jing knew everything already, but he wanted to pretend he didn't know.
He knew that his parents were abroad and threw him to his uncle to take care of him.Because of a quarrel with his uncle, he ran away from home, and then a series of things happened.
"It seems that there is such a thing." Du Gaole said with selective amnesia.
"It's not like, it's something that happened in the first place." Ruan Jing completely blocked the excuse he wanted to escape.Now Du Gaole couldn't find any excuses, so he could only bite the bullet and lead him home.
"Then...or another day, another day, I will definitely take you to see my uncle." Du Gaole tried to avoid today, and then dragged it on until indefinitely.
"No! It has to be today. I know what you're thinking in your little head. You just want to procrastinate and procrastinate until I forget, don't you?" Ruan Jing pierced his inner thoughts at once.
Du Gaole: "..." How could this person know his thoughts better than the roundworm in his stomach?
"I, I suddenly forgot where my uncle's house is." Du Gaole now made up an even lame excuse.
"It's okay, I know." Ruan Jing said, and dragged him away.
Du Gaole: "???!!!"
Are you poisonous...
Then... Du Gaole still returned to his uncle's house.Du Gaole protested silently, standing at the door without knocking, this was already the limit of his resistance.
Ruan Jing knocked on the door, and obediently stood at the door, waiting for his uncle to open the door.After waiting for a long time, no one came out to answer the door.
"Is anyone there?" Ruan Jing called twice at the door, but still no one responded.
"Uncle and aunt should not be at home, let's come again next time." Du Gaole could be regarded as an excuse.
"No hurry, I'll wait here for them to come back." Ruan Jing said calmly.
"It's too tiring to wait here, and there's no place to sit. And even here, it's not a good influence, and it's easy to be mistaken for a thief who steals." Du Gaole persuaded.
"Oh...that's it, then let's go in and wait." Ruan Jing took out a key from his pocket as he spoke. This is the key that he asked someone to order last time.
Du Gaole: "???"
"Where did you get the key?" Du Gaole was stunned, even he didn't have the key, where did Ruan Jing get the key?
"Oh... the last time I asked the master to order one, just to facilitate the situation like today. Look! Isn't this useful?" Ruan Jing said, and opened the door with the key in his hand.
"Conspiracy! This is definitely a proper conspiracy! Ever since I ran away from home, I have fallen into your trap. Tell me... When did you start to set up the scheme?" Du Gaole understood at this time , He has completely fallen into the web woven for him by the big spider Ruan Jing.
"From the moment I saw you, I have already started planning for you." Ruan Jing finally revealed the secret in his heart at this time.
"When?" Du Gaole couldn't help asking him.
"Just after you got into a fight and dropped out of school, I followed you to the same school." Ruan Jing began to reveal the truth of all this.
"You were in the same school as me before. Let me just say, why do you look so familiar. It turns out that you have had this kind of thought about me since then." Du Gaole said with his hands on his hips.
"Yes... I planned it for a long time, but I succeeded, didn't I?" Ruan Jing had a smug smile on his face.
"Damn it!" Du Gaole really didn't expect him to succeed.
"Lele, you can only be mine." Ruan Jing said with certainty.
Du Gaole flipped a silver coin at him, "I don't want to talk to you anymore."
"It's okay, I'll wait for uncle and aunt to come back." Ruan Jing said.
Du Gaole has never seen such a thick-skinned person, it is almost completely inherited from his family.The two sat on the sofa for a long time without waiting for them to come back.In the past, the two of them were at home every day and almost never went out.Why did the two of them disappear as soon as they came back today, and they don't know where they went out to play, and how long it will take to come back.
Gradually, the two of them became a little impatient.Ruan Jing began to be dishonest, approached Du Gaole quietly, and then took him into his arms.This is not enough, after hugging him in his arms, he began to touch dissatisfiedly, and put his hand into the clothes,
"Ruan Jing, don't go too far!" Du Gaole's eyes were red, looking extremely bullying.
"Lele..." Ruan Jing gasped and called his name.
Hiss~ It's terrible... With such a shout, Du Gaole's body directly collapsed on the sofa, and the current state is simply at the mercy of others.very dangerous……
"Ruan Jing! Enough is enough. If you dare to mess around again, I will definitely," Du Gaole interrupted before he finished speaking.
"Are you asking your uncle to break my leg?" Ruan Jing directly picked up the second half of his words.
Du Gaole slumped on the sofa.The small mouth is slightly opened, and the chest rises and falls.Her lips were tender and sparkling, the corners of her eyes were reddish, and the buttons of her clothes were unbuttoned, as if she was tempting someone to commit a crime.Seeing Du Gaole like this, Ruan Jing couldn't bear it anymore.
If he could bear it, he would not be a normal man.
"Even if your uncle broke my leg today, I still have to do it. You are challenging my endurance and my man's bottom line." Ruan Jing put down his harsh words.
"Stop! Uh~ Ruan Jingni's soul is weak!" Du Gaole was pushed on the sofa by him and kissed.The kiss was so powerless that his legs were limp.
At this time, Gu Ange and Shen Ze had already arrived at the door of the house.When I got closer, I found that the door was ajar, and it was not closed at all.And there seemed to be a strange voice coming from the crack of the door, which sounded like deja vu.
Du Gaole heard the familiar sound of the car outside the door, and quickly pushed Ruan Jing away, "I heard the sound of my uncle's car. They must be back. Get up and drive, put on your clothes!"
Ruan Jing thought he was lying to him on purpose, so he ignored it.Du Gaole was about to cry, "They're at the door, hurry up and put on your clothes!"
Ruan Jing also heard the movement outside the door, and then began to get dressed in a panic.
Shen Ze asked Gu Ange to stay outside first, and he went in first to find out what was going on inside.As soon as the door opened, his nephew was on the sofa with a man.The clothes of the two were disheveled, Lele blushed so badly, and her mouth was swollen from kissing.There are hickey marks on the neck, which looks extremely ambiguous.
The two were still wearing their clothes in a panic. They must have taken the wrong clothes, one was too small to fit in, and the other was big enough to hold two people.
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell what had happened.And Shen Ze is someone who has experienced it, so he can tell it at a glance.
For a moment, Shen Ze didn't know whether to close the door or smoke people first.
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