I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]
Chapter 116 Extra: Children are redundant
Shen Ze wanted to hide the child behind his back, but it was too late.
"Why is she still here?" Gu Ange pointed at the child in his arms and said displeasedly.
"This...well, it's a long story." Shen Ze tried to muddle through.
"Say..." Gu Ange said seriously.
"The goods cannot be returned for the time being, and the seller has rejected them." Shen Ze said in a relatively euphemistic way.
"What do you mean by that?" Although Gu Ange understood, he still pretended not to understand.
"It means that during this period of time, we still have to raise our children." Shen Ze said weakly.I didn't dare look up to see his expression, I was quite guilty.
"..."
There was a moment of silence, and Gu Ange didn't speak.Just when Shen Ze was safe because he was safe, he was kicked out with the child.The door slammed shut with a bang, and the child cried out in fright at the sound.
"You still have the face to cry." Shen Ze said with an unhappy face.
The more Shen Ze said that, the more Du Zihan cried.While coaxing the child, Shen Ze acted like a baby to Gu Ange.
"An'an ~ let me in, okay ~ do you have the heart to watch the two of us freeze to death outside?" Shen Ze knocked on the door.
"Be patient." Gu Ange said.
Shen Ze: "..."
The door was locked outside, and the child in his arms was still crying.Shen Ze couldn't stand this little grievance any longer, and sat on the ground paralyzed, crying along with the child.
Du Zihan: Huh? ? ?Ah, this... I can't fix it directly for the master!
One big and one small were crying outside, crying heartbreakingly.
"Whose child is crying here? Why isn't the parent coaxing it? Is this his own?" The neighbor couldn't help but cry out.
With a bang, the door opened.
Gu Ange really couldn't bear the embarrassment of their uncle and nephew outside, and then said: "Come in."
Shen Ze was obedient for a second, "Oh."
"I'll give you a little more time, anyway, you have to send the person back to me." Gu Ange said.
"Yes! Mistress!" Shen Ze said hastily.
How easy it is to steal it, but how difficult it is to return it.Shen Ze came to return the child many times, but was rejected many times.These days, he has been tortured by this child until his eyes are blue, and his mental state is not very good.
The point is, having a child also has a huge impact on sex.life.Because of this, An An didn't even share a room with him.Not to mention that incident, even kisses and hugs are rare.In short, he just said: "Then before you send the child back, don't even try to touch my finger."
Tsk, life of abstinence is too hard.Obviously have a daughter-in-law, but still have to be a widow, it's all this child.He must send this little scourge back, and regain Gu Ge's favor.
Summarizing this failure, he thought of a brilliant way.That's lying about the baby being sick and then stuffing the baby back.
The plan begins to implement...
Shen Ze called his sister and hung up immediately.
Shen Ze: "???" This is different from what he imagined.
At this time, Shen Zixuan was eating wildly at her husband's house, without the influence of the child, it was simply too cool.
Shen Ze didn't give up, and called his sister again. Shen Zixuan could know Shen Ze's flamboyant things even if he thought about it with his toes.Sister Mo Ruo, the younger brother, so she simply hung up the phone.
Shen Ze frowned, tsk.If my sister can't do it, I will call my brother-in-law directly.The brother-in-law's cell phone rang quickly. The brother-in-law first glanced at the notes, then looked up at his wife, and said, "Shen Ze is calling, do you want to answer it?"
Shen Zixuan ate a mouthful of skewers, and then said: "Go on and watch, let me see what he wants to do."
The brother-in-law connected the phone, and Shen Ze's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone, "Brother-in-law, the child has a high fever now, you should hurry to the hospital."
Hearing this, the brother-in-law immediately put down the skewers in his hand, got up immediately and said, "What did you say?"
"Come on quickly, I'm at the hospital in the city center." Shen Ze pretended to be pretty, and couldn't help laughing.
"Okay, okay, your sister and I will come over right now." The brother-in-law also panicked and said hastily.
As soon as the phone was hung up, Shen Zixuan couldn't wait to ask him, "What's the matter? What happened?"
While changing his clothes, he said, "The child has a high fever, we have to go to the hospital immediately."
When Shen Zixuan heard this, she hurriedly changed her clothes.The two were in a hurry, took the key and went out.
As soon as the two of them left, Shen Ze brought the master lockpicker to open the lock.After the door was successfully opened, Shen Ze hurriedly said, "Thank you, master."
Shen Ze put the baby back in her cradle, and pushed her to sleep on the cradle beside him.Then Shen Ze looked around the house.I found a bunch of unfinished skewers, and after picking up a few skewers, I didn't forget Gu Ange at home, and packed them up for him to go home.
After Shen Zixuan and her husband arrived at the hospital Shen Ze mentioned, they didn't see anyone at all.I was very anxious, so I went to the front desk to inquire, and the nurse said that there was no such person at all.
Shen Zixuan hurriedly called Shen Ze.When Shen Ze saw the incoming call, he snorted coldly and said in his heart: You also have a day to call me on your own initiative.Shen Ze retaliated with fire and hung up her phone.
"He dared to hang up on my phone." Shen Zixuan couldn't believe it.
Shen Zixuan called him two more times, but was hung up mercilessly.A different person called, and the call was connected immediately.
Shen Zixuan hurriedly said to the phone: "Shen Ze, where are you? Which ward is the child in?"
"My dear sister, what I said before was all lying to you. The child is fine, nothing unusual, and has no fever. You should go home quickly, there is a surprise waiting for you at home." Shen Ze hung up after finishing speaking phone.
Then the two of them rushed home in a hurry, and Shen Ze drove away first.When they got home, all the unfinished barbecue was gone from the table.When I went back to the room, I saw that the child was sleeping soundly on the cradle.
Seeing that the child was fine, the two breathed a sigh of relief.But Shen Zixuan was still cursing, scolding Shen Ze all the time.If she sees Shen Ze next time, she will definitely kick him away.Having such a younger brother is really a difficult thing in life.
When Shen Ze returned home, he presented the barbecue in front of Gu Ange like a treasure.With a smile on his face, "Look at what I brought you. Dang dang dang, barbecue! Try it."
Gu Ange looked around him, but did not see the child, so he asked curiously, "Did the child be sent back?"
"Send it back." Shen Ze said.
"Do you still want to have children?" Gu Ange asked him.
"I don't want to, I don't want to. The two of you are fine, I have you enough, and the child is just superfluous." After this time, Shen Ze finally realized it deeply.Not all children are angels, they may also be demons.
"Try this skewer quickly, it's delicious." Shen Ze stuffed a skewer into his mouth.
Gu Ange rolled off the stick, nodded in agreement, "It's delicious."
"Try this again, it tastes good." Shen Ze stuffed another bunch into his mouth as he spoke.
Gu Ange was so fed that he couldn't eat anymore, "I'll eat by myself."
"Okay, okay, I won't move you anymore, you eat by yourself." Shen Ze tried to control himself as he spoke, trying not to touch his hand.
Gu Ange masturbated one after another, making Shen Ze anxious to death.Seeing him licking his lips, Shen Ze's Adam's apple rolled up and down.He really wanted to throw him down now, but the time was not yet ripe.
After Gu Ange finished eating, he licked the remaining barbecue material on his lips, it was quite delicious.
"Are you full?" Shen Ze asked him.
"Well, I'm full." Gu Ange didn't feel the danger at all.
"It's up to me to eat when you're full." As Shen Ze said, he hugged the person up. Gu Ange's body suddenly flew into the air, and he said anxiously, "What are you doing? It's still broad daylight."
"How long have you been sleeping in the same bed as me? How long has it been since I met you, little Ozawa misses you so much." When Shen Ze said this, there was a hint of grievance in it.
Gu Ange: "..."
"This is not an excuse for you to prosper." Gu Ange struggled in his arms, "Put me down."
"Don't let go!" Shen Ze resolutely said.
"Believe it or not, I'll bite you?" Gu Ange threatened.
"Bite, bite. If you dare to bite, I dare to cry." Shen Ze threatened.
Gu Ange: "..."
This niece and uncle are almost carved out of the same mold, each crying better than the other.
"Okay, okay, whatever you want. But if you dare to hurt me, I will definitely bite you to death." Gu Ange was really afraid of him.They are almost 30 years old, and they cry at every turn, and I don't know who spoiled him.
When Shen Ze heard the words, he was pleasantly surprised: "The meaning of this is that I can do whatever I want?"
Gu Ange blushed, "Do it or not, if you can't do it, get out early, don't be ashamed."
"You dare to say that your husband is no good. Gu Ange, if I don't fuck until you tell me to stop, my surname will not be Shen." Shen Ze put down the harsh words today.
"Shut up!" Gu Ange said angrily.
……
Du Gaole was dismissed by the school because of a fight at school, so he had to transfer to another school.Because the school he transferred to was very close to where Shen Ze lived, Shen Zixuan entrusted his son to Shen Ze. Du Gaole successfully broke the two-person world of Gu Ange and Shen Ze.
Shen Ze: Tsk, raising children is the most annoying thing.
Du Gaole came out of the room in the morning and saw his uncle and aunt having breakfast, he said, "Uncle, where is my breakfast?"
"Do you still want breakfast? I think you look like breakfast. If you want to eat it, go out and buy it yourself. I will only make it for An An." Shen Ze said and glanced at Gu Ange shyly.
Du Gaole: "..." That's right, the shy man in front of me is my uncle——Shen Ze.
"If you buy it yourself, you can buy it yourself. The most important thing I need is money." Du Gaole said, and went downstairs to buy breakfast by himself.
After buying, he is going to pay with WeChat.It turned out that the balance of the bank card was insufficient, so he changed another card, and the other card showed that it had been frozen.
"Why is she still here?" Gu Ange pointed at the child in his arms and said displeasedly.
"This...well, it's a long story." Shen Ze tried to muddle through.
"Say..." Gu Ange said seriously.
"The goods cannot be returned for the time being, and the seller has rejected them." Shen Ze said in a relatively euphemistic way.
"What do you mean by that?" Although Gu Ange understood, he still pretended not to understand.
"It means that during this period of time, we still have to raise our children." Shen Ze said weakly.I didn't dare look up to see his expression, I was quite guilty.
"..."
There was a moment of silence, and Gu Ange didn't speak.Just when Shen Ze was safe because he was safe, he was kicked out with the child.The door slammed shut with a bang, and the child cried out in fright at the sound.
"You still have the face to cry." Shen Ze said with an unhappy face.
The more Shen Ze said that, the more Du Zihan cried.While coaxing the child, Shen Ze acted like a baby to Gu Ange.
"An'an ~ let me in, okay ~ do you have the heart to watch the two of us freeze to death outside?" Shen Ze knocked on the door.
"Be patient." Gu Ange said.
Shen Ze: "..."
The door was locked outside, and the child in his arms was still crying.Shen Ze couldn't stand this little grievance any longer, and sat on the ground paralyzed, crying along with the child.
Du Zihan: Huh? ? ?Ah, this... I can't fix it directly for the master!
One big and one small were crying outside, crying heartbreakingly.
"Whose child is crying here? Why isn't the parent coaxing it? Is this his own?" The neighbor couldn't help but cry out.
With a bang, the door opened.
Gu Ange really couldn't bear the embarrassment of their uncle and nephew outside, and then said: "Come in."
Shen Ze was obedient for a second, "Oh."
"I'll give you a little more time, anyway, you have to send the person back to me." Gu Ange said.
"Yes! Mistress!" Shen Ze said hastily.
How easy it is to steal it, but how difficult it is to return it.Shen Ze came to return the child many times, but was rejected many times.These days, he has been tortured by this child until his eyes are blue, and his mental state is not very good.
The point is, having a child also has a huge impact on sex.life.Because of this, An An didn't even share a room with him.Not to mention that incident, even kisses and hugs are rare.In short, he just said: "Then before you send the child back, don't even try to touch my finger."
Tsk, life of abstinence is too hard.Obviously have a daughter-in-law, but still have to be a widow, it's all this child.He must send this little scourge back, and regain Gu Ge's favor.
Summarizing this failure, he thought of a brilliant way.That's lying about the baby being sick and then stuffing the baby back.
The plan begins to implement...
Shen Ze called his sister and hung up immediately.
Shen Ze: "???" This is different from what he imagined.
At this time, Shen Zixuan was eating wildly at her husband's house, without the influence of the child, it was simply too cool.
Shen Ze didn't give up, and called his sister again. Shen Zixuan could know Shen Ze's flamboyant things even if he thought about it with his toes.Sister Mo Ruo, the younger brother, so she simply hung up the phone.
Shen Ze frowned, tsk.If my sister can't do it, I will call my brother-in-law directly.The brother-in-law's cell phone rang quickly. The brother-in-law first glanced at the notes, then looked up at his wife, and said, "Shen Ze is calling, do you want to answer it?"
Shen Zixuan ate a mouthful of skewers, and then said: "Go on and watch, let me see what he wants to do."
The brother-in-law connected the phone, and Shen Ze's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone, "Brother-in-law, the child has a high fever now, you should hurry to the hospital."
Hearing this, the brother-in-law immediately put down the skewers in his hand, got up immediately and said, "What did you say?"
"Come on quickly, I'm at the hospital in the city center." Shen Ze pretended to be pretty, and couldn't help laughing.
"Okay, okay, your sister and I will come over right now." The brother-in-law also panicked and said hastily.
As soon as the phone was hung up, Shen Zixuan couldn't wait to ask him, "What's the matter? What happened?"
While changing his clothes, he said, "The child has a high fever, we have to go to the hospital immediately."
When Shen Zixuan heard this, she hurriedly changed her clothes.The two were in a hurry, took the key and went out.
As soon as the two of them left, Shen Ze brought the master lockpicker to open the lock.After the door was successfully opened, Shen Ze hurriedly said, "Thank you, master."
Shen Ze put the baby back in her cradle, and pushed her to sleep on the cradle beside him.Then Shen Ze looked around the house.I found a bunch of unfinished skewers, and after picking up a few skewers, I didn't forget Gu Ange at home, and packed them up for him to go home.
After Shen Zixuan and her husband arrived at the hospital Shen Ze mentioned, they didn't see anyone at all.I was very anxious, so I went to the front desk to inquire, and the nurse said that there was no such person at all.
Shen Zixuan hurriedly called Shen Ze.When Shen Ze saw the incoming call, he snorted coldly and said in his heart: You also have a day to call me on your own initiative.Shen Ze retaliated with fire and hung up her phone.
"He dared to hang up on my phone." Shen Zixuan couldn't believe it.
Shen Zixuan called him two more times, but was hung up mercilessly.A different person called, and the call was connected immediately.
Shen Zixuan hurriedly said to the phone: "Shen Ze, where are you? Which ward is the child in?"
"My dear sister, what I said before was all lying to you. The child is fine, nothing unusual, and has no fever. You should go home quickly, there is a surprise waiting for you at home." Shen Ze hung up after finishing speaking phone.
Then the two of them rushed home in a hurry, and Shen Ze drove away first.When they got home, all the unfinished barbecue was gone from the table.When I went back to the room, I saw that the child was sleeping soundly on the cradle.
Seeing that the child was fine, the two breathed a sigh of relief.But Shen Zixuan was still cursing, scolding Shen Ze all the time.If she sees Shen Ze next time, she will definitely kick him away.Having such a younger brother is really a difficult thing in life.
When Shen Ze returned home, he presented the barbecue in front of Gu Ange like a treasure.With a smile on his face, "Look at what I brought you. Dang dang dang, barbecue! Try it."
Gu Ange looked around him, but did not see the child, so he asked curiously, "Did the child be sent back?"
"Send it back." Shen Ze said.
"Do you still want to have children?" Gu Ange asked him.
"I don't want to, I don't want to. The two of you are fine, I have you enough, and the child is just superfluous." After this time, Shen Ze finally realized it deeply.Not all children are angels, they may also be demons.
"Try this skewer quickly, it's delicious." Shen Ze stuffed a skewer into his mouth.
Gu Ange rolled off the stick, nodded in agreement, "It's delicious."
"Try this again, it tastes good." Shen Ze stuffed another bunch into his mouth as he spoke.
Gu Ange was so fed that he couldn't eat anymore, "I'll eat by myself."
"Okay, okay, I won't move you anymore, you eat by yourself." Shen Ze tried to control himself as he spoke, trying not to touch his hand.
Gu Ange masturbated one after another, making Shen Ze anxious to death.Seeing him licking his lips, Shen Ze's Adam's apple rolled up and down.He really wanted to throw him down now, but the time was not yet ripe.
After Gu Ange finished eating, he licked the remaining barbecue material on his lips, it was quite delicious.
"Are you full?" Shen Ze asked him.
"Well, I'm full." Gu Ange didn't feel the danger at all.
"It's up to me to eat when you're full." As Shen Ze said, he hugged the person up. Gu Ange's body suddenly flew into the air, and he said anxiously, "What are you doing? It's still broad daylight."
"How long have you been sleeping in the same bed as me? How long has it been since I met you, little Ozawa misses you so much." When Shen Ze said this, there was a hint of grievance in it.
Gu Ange: "..."
"This is not an excuse for you to prosper." Gu Ange struggled in his arms, "Put me down."
"Don't let go!" Shen Ze resolutely said.
"Believe it or not, I'll bite you?" Gu Ange threatened.
"Bite, bite. If you dare to bite, I dare to cry." Shen Ze threatened.
Gu Ange: "..."
This niece and uncle are almost carved out of the same mold, each crying better than the other.
"Okay, okay, whatever you want. But if you dare to hurt me, I will definitely bite you to death." Gu Ange was really afraid of him.They are almost 30 years old, and they cry at every turn, and I don't know who spoiled him.
When Shen Ze heard the words, he was pleasantly surprised: "The meaning of this is that I can do whatever I want?"
Gu Ange blushed, "Do it or not, if you can't do it, get out early, don't be ashamed."
"You dare to say that your husband is no good. Gu Ange, if I don't fuck until you tell me to stop, my surname will not be Shen." Shen Ze put down the harsh words today.
"Shut up!" Gu Ange said angrily.
……
Du Gaole was dismissed by the school because of a fight at school, so he had to transfer to another school.Because the school he transferred to was very close to where Shen Ze lived, Shen Zixuan entrusted his son to Shen Ze. Du Gaole successfully broke the two-person world of Gu Ange and Shen Ze.
Shen Ze: Tsk, raising children is the most annoying thing.
Du Gaole came out of the room in the morning and saw his uncle and aunt having breakfast, he said, "Uncle, where is my breakfast?"
"Do you still want breakfast? I think you look like breakfast. If you want to eat it, go out and buy it yourself. I will only make it for An An." Shen Ze said and glanced at Gu Ange shyly.
Du Gaole: "..." That's right, the shy man in front of me is my uncle——Shen Ze.
"If you buy it yourself, you can buy it yourself. The most important thing I need is money." Du Gaole said, and went downstairs to buy breakfast by himself.
After buying, he is going to pay with WeChat.It turned out that the balance of the bank card was insufficient, so he changed another card, and the other card showed that it had been frozen.
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