Misfortune comes from the mouth
Chapter 20
How silly!
He Chaji waited by the side for a while before taking his hands away from Qiao Qingze's eyes. Qiao Qingze had fallen asleep at the moment, and his expression was much softer than usual when he was sleeping. He had such a handsome face. He keeps his face straight every day, and when he smiles, the corners of his mouth just turn up, it's a waste of money.
If he had this face, he would definitely laugh every day, fascinating a group of little girls.
He Chaji groaned for a while and found that he had nothing to do now. He originally planned to take a nap, but now he is not sleepy at all, so it seems that he can only... play computer?
It's been a while since that incident, and it's a shame he hasn't tried the device he bought with a month's allowance.
He rummaged through his closet lightly for a while, and took out all the keyboards and earphones he bought earlier. These things cost him nearly 2000 yuan. That happened as soon as the item arrived.
He moved Qiao Qingze's computer to the side, and moved his own computer out. After turning it on for a short time, he clicked on lol... Fuck, he's going to play masturbation again. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!It's a pity that you can't open black!Old Joe is still sleeping!
Although he hadn't played for a while, He Chaji quickly found his hand and recovered to his previous level after playing for about ten minutes.
When Qiao Qingze woke up in a daze, He Chaji was slamming the mouse on the computer excitedly, but his emotions were quite agitated, his movements were restrained, and he didn't make a loud noise. He was wearing big earphones on his head, A very addicted look.
Just an internet addict.
Qiao Qingze felt that his headache was a little better, he reached out and knocked on the iron stairs, the slight sound did not attract He Chaji's attention, he was still shaking his head at the computer, Qiao Qingze put his hand on his forehead to feel After a while - he didn't feel anything, he felt better than before.
But even just looking at the back of He Chaji playing with the computer, Qiao Qingze felt that he was in a good mood... If only he could keep such a distance, in his line of sight, he could touch it with just a few steps The place.
Qiao Qingze looked at He Chaji with his neck tilted, feeling that he could maintain this movement for a very long time, which was not a good sign. Qiao Qingze also knew that since the last accident, he seemed unable to treat He Chaji with the same attitude as before. Tea auspicious.
Something started to change. He didn't dare to face He Chaji some time ago, because he was afraid that getting along too much would make He Chaji find out that something was wrong with him. When he first discovered this, he tried to keep himself busy. But now that he has gradually accepted this fact, he can face He Chaji a little more naturally.
He Chaji played a good game, threw the earphones on the table, and let out a long sigh of relief. Wearing earphones like this at this temperature is a bit hot. He looked back at Qiao Qingze and found that he was opening his eyes Looking at this side, he suddenly smiled: "Hey! Old Joe, you are awake!"
Qiao Qingze came back to his senses and looked away. He Chaji walked up to him, touched his forehead, and compared his own body temperature. After going back and forth several times, he frowned and said uncertainly: " It seems that I still have a little fever...do you want me to go to the infirmary to get some antipyretics?"
"Only when the temperature is above 38 degrees, you need to take antipyretics." Qiao Qingze closed his eyes looking a little tired. He Chaji himself had never been sick a few times since he was a child, and he was well taken care of when he got sick. He has never been sick before. He had taken care of some patients, but now seeing Qiao Qingze like this, he could only stand still and blink.
He Chaji felt that taking his body temperature with his hands was a bit inaccurate, and he couldn't grasp the difference between his own body temperature and Qiao Qingze's, so he lowered his head in distress and directly pressed his forehead against Qiao Qingze's.
Qiao Qingze felt something cool touch his forehead, and his heart moved slightly. When he opened his eyes, He Chaji had already moved away. Qiao Qingze stared at He Chaji closely, and he was wrinkling unconsciously. He frowned, as if he couldn't feel how close the distance was just now.
Qiao Qingze forced himself to close his eyes, suppressed the throbbing in his heart, and said in a steady voice, "Go and buy me some porridge."
"Okay, I'll be back soon." He Chaji readily agreed, walked to the door, put on his shoes, took his mobile phone, took Qiao Qingze's wallet, and left.
Qiao Qingze watched He Chaji walk out of the dormitory, put his hand on his forehead, and closed his eyes again. He felt that he should be "busy" again next time. Today's experience was both pleasant and terrible.
He Chaji went downstairs and Baidu, and even sent Zhou Peirong a WeChat message: [How do I take care of the patient? 】
Before he clicked on the webpage, he received Zhou Peirong's reply: [What's wrong?Qiao Qingze is sick?Let him drink more water and sleep more! 】
He Chaji came across a bunch of posts on "How to take care of patients with fever" on Baidu, and felt that taking care of patients was a very troublesome thing. He clicked on them one by one, and finally got some insight, so he sent Zhou Peirong a WeChat message: [Old Joe has a fever, maybe it's a change of season...he's never been sick before]
Zhou Peirong: [Ou Na, you have worked so hard!Come on boy!Let's drink porridge with the patient! =w=]
He Chaji sent a kaomoji of _(:з」∠)_, and stuffed his phone into his pocket. He walked very fast, and soon came to the porridge shop in front of the school, staring at the menu It took a long time to order: "Hmm... a white porridge with a salted duck egg, take it away."
The white porridge was ready-made, so there was no need to wait. He quickly got the porridge, then took the porridge to the small restaurant next door, and ordered a fast food.
-
Qiao Qingze sat on the seat wearing long-sleeved trousers, and slowly stirred the porridge with a spoon to let the hot white porridge emit a little heat, but his eyes were fixed on He Chaji, who was biting a large piece of braised rice The meat, with a ring of oil around the mouth, looked absolutely delicious.
He Chaji stuffed the whole piece of braised pork into his mouth, his mouth puffed up like a hamster, and he seemed to be chewing very hard, and looked at Qiao Qingze questioningly: "?"
"I thought you would buy other porridge." Qiao Qingze peeled off the shell of the salted egg on the lid of the porridge to prevent the broken shells from falling on the table. He turned his eyes to the salted egg, and his nose was full of He Chajina The scent wafting over from the side made him feel that the porridge in front of him was simply too bland.
He really didn't expect He Chaji to be able to buy white porridge. The porridge shop has almost all kinds of porridge, even some strange combinations, and he can choose the combination by himself. Most of them are good. He asked He Cha Ji went to buy porridge not necessarily because he thought of some of the varieties he wanted to drink over there. Who knew that He Chaji would buy white porridge so honestly.
The key is to buy your own food.
"Old Qiao, your mentality is wrong." He Chaji swallowed the meat in his mouth with difficulty, and began to tell Qiao Qingze in a lecturing tone. It was very rare for him to be able to teach Qiao Qingze a lesson, so he felt very happy, "A patient You have to be a patient, and you can only drink plain porridge, and I bought you a salted duck egg, which is very! Very! Very! Okay."
As he spoke, he nodded, as if affirming his own words. Qiao Qingze was a little dumbfounded by his actions. He smiled helplessly, poked the salted duck egg with a spoon, dug out a piece and put it in the porridge. Cha Ji stuffed another piece of meat into his mouth, put his hand on Qiao Qingze's shoulder nervously, and spoke vaguely: "It's not that I don't want to share troubles with you, Old Qiao, it's just that I seemed to listen to you when I was buying porridge. When God was speaking to me, he said that I was destined to eat braised pork tonight, so my feet uncontrollably took me to buy braised pork."
Qiao Qingze didn't want to speak at all. He glanced at He Chaji and took a sip of porridge slowly.
He Chaji chuckled, then stretched out his sinful chopsticks, scooped out a large piece of yolk from Qiao Qingze's salted duck egg, put it in his mouth, and stuffed another big mouthful of rice: "Oh, that restaurant The salted duck eggs are super delicious!"
Qiao Qingze: ...
He Chaji also seemed to know that it was very bad for him to bully a patient like this. He picked some cabbage that he didn't want to eat from the bowl and put it into Qiao Qingze's porridge, and sighed while doing such shameless things: "Oh, why don't you You order cabbage to add more oil and water, Baidu said that it is not suitable to eat too greasy food when you have a fever, so I won’t give you meat.”
Qiao Qingze pressed his forehead and felt that he was starting to have a headache again.
This meal was really hard for Qiao Qingze to swallow. After eating it, it only tasted like porridge, which really made people lose their appetite. Even so, he forced himself to finish the porridge.
He Chaji ate very quickly, and after he finished eating, he sat next to Qiao Qingze and stared at him. When he finished the bowl of porridge, he immediately took the bowl from Qiao Qingze's hand very graciously: "Oh, I'm going to take out the trash, Old Qiao, take good care of your illness...how about brushing your teeth and going to bed now?"
Qiao Qingze glanced at him, then shook his head slightly: "It's too early."
"It is said on Baidu that patients should drink plenty of water and sleep more." He Chaji ignored Qiao Qingze's words, helped him onto the bed, pressed him to lie down, moved a chair over to his bedside, and poured a basin of cold water. Dip it in water with a towel, wring it dry and put it on Qiao Qingze's forehead. This excited look made Qiao Qingze instantly understand why he was so excited today.
He Chaji simply regarded taking care of him as an interesting experience.
Lying on the bed, Qiao Qingze couldn't laugh or cry feeling the coldness on his forehead, while He Chaji was already happily going out to throw out the trash.
The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_I just remembered before going to bed last night that I forgot to update it... What a mess! ! !But I humbly admit my mistakes and never make any changes (<ゝω·)~☆
He Chaji waited by the side for a while before taking his hands away from Qiao Qingze's eyes. Qiao Qingze had fallen asleep at the moment, and his expression was much softer than usual when he was sleeping. He had such a handsome face. He keeps his face straight every day, and when he smiles, the corners of his mouth just turn up, it's a waste of money.
If he had this face, he would definitely laugh every day, fascinating a group of little girls.
He Chaji groaned for a while and found that he had nothing to do now. He originally planned to take a nap, but now he is not sleepy at all, so it seems that he can only... play computer?
It's been a while since that incident, and it's a shame he hasn't tried the device he bought with a month's allowance.
He rummaged through his closet lightly for a while, and took out all the keyboards and earphones he bought earlier. These things cost him nearly 2000 yuan. That happened as soon as the item arrived.
He moved Qiao Qingze's computer to the side, and moved his own computer out. After turning it on for a short time, he clicked on lol... Fuck, he's going to play masturbation again. Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!It's a pity that you can't open black!Old Joe is still sleeping!
Although he hadn't played for a while, He Chaji quickly found his hand and recovered to his previous level after playing for about ten minutes.
When Qiao Qingze woke up in a daze, He Chaji was slamming the mouse on the computer excitedly, but his emotions were quite agitated, his movements were restrained, and he didn't make a loud noise. He was wearing big earphones on his head, A very addicted look.
Just an internet addict.
Qiao Qingze felt that his headache was a little better, he reached out and knocked on the iron stairs, the slight sound did not attract He Chaji's attention, he was still shaking his head at the computer, Qiao Qingze put his hand on his forehead to feel After a while - he didn't feel anything, he felt better than before.
But even just looking at the back of He Chaji playing with the computer, Qiao Qingze felt that he was in a good mood... If only he could keep such a distance, in his line of sight, he could touch it with just a few steps The place.
Qiao Qingze looked at He Chaji with his neck tilted, feeling that he could maintain this movement for a very long time, which was not a good sign. Qiao Qingze also knew that since the last accident, he seemed unable to treat He Chaji with the same attitude as before. Tea auspicious.
Something started to change. He didn't dare to face He Chaji some time ago, because he was afraid that getting along too much would make He Chaji find out that something was wrong with him. When he first discovered this, he tried to keep himself busy. But now that he has gradually accepted this fact, he can face He Chaji a little more naturally.
He Chaji played a good game, threw the earphones on the table, and let out a long sigh of relief. Wearing earphones like this at this temperature is a bit hot. He looked back at Qiao Qingze and found that he was opening his eyes Looking at this side, he suddenly smiled: "Hey! Old Joe, you are awake!"
Qiao Qingze came back to his senses and looked away. He Chaji walked up to him, touched his forehead, and compared his own body temperature. After going back and forth several times, he frowned and said uncertainly: " It seems that I still have a little fever...do you want me to go to the infirmary to get some antipyretics?"
"Only when the temperature is above 38 degrees, you need to take antipyretics." Qiao Qingze closed his eyes looking a little tired. He Chaji himself had never been sick a few times since he was a child, and he was well taken care of when he got sick. He has never been sick before. He had taken care of some patients, but now seeing Qiao Qingze like this, he could only stand still and blink.
He Chaji felt that taking his body temperature with his hands was a bit inaccurate, and he couldn't grasp the difference between his own body temperature and Qiao Qingze's, so he lowered his head in distress and directly pressed his forehead against Qiao Qingze's.
Qiao Qingze felt something cool touch his forehead, and his heart moved slightly. When he opened his eyes, He Chaji had already moved away. Qiao Qingze stared at He Chaji closely, and he was wrinkling unconsciously. He frowned, as if he couldn't feel how close the distance was just now.
Qiao Qingze forced himself to close his eyes, suppressed the throbbing in his heart, and said in a steady voice, "Go and buy me some porridge."
"Okay, I'll be back soon." He Chaji readily agreed, walked to the door, put on his shoes, took his mobile phone, took Qiao Qingze's wallet, and left.
Qiao Qingze watched He Chaji walk out of the dormitory, put his hand on his forehead, and closed his eyes again. He felt that he should be "busy" again next time. Today's experience was both pleasant and terrible.
He Chaji went downstairs and Baidu, and even sent Zhou Peirong a WeChat message: [How do I take care of the patient? 】
Before he clicked on the webpage, he received Zhou Peirong's reply: [What's wrong?Qiao Qingze is sick?Let him drink more water and sleep more! 】
He Chaji came across a bunch of posts on "How to take care of patients with fever" on Baidu, and felt that taking care of patients was a very troublesome thing. He clicked on them one by one, and finally got some insight, so he sent Zhou Peirong a WeChat message: [Old Joe has a fever, maybe it's a change of season...he's never been sick before]
Zhou Peirong: [Ou Na, you have worked so hard!Come on boy!Let's drink porridge with the patient! =w=]
He Chaji sent a kaomoji of _(:з」∠)_, and stuffed his phone into his pocket. He walked very fast, and soon came to the porridge shop in front of the school, staring at the menu It took a long time to order: "Hmm... a white porridge with a salted duck egg, take it away."
The white porridge was ready-made, so there was no need to wait. He quickly got the porridge, then took the porridge to the small restaurant next door, and ordered a fast food.
-
Qiao Qingze sat on the seat wearing long-sleeved trousers, and slowly stirred the porridge with a spoon to let the hot white porridge emit a little heat, but his eyes were fixed on He Chaji, who was biting a large piece of braised rice The meat, with a ring of oil around the mouth, looked absolutely delicious.
He Chaji stuffed the whole piece of braised pork into his mouth, his mouth puffed up like a hamster, and he seemed to be chewing very hard, and looked at Qiao Qingze questioningly: "?"
"I thought you would buy other porridge." Qiao Qingze peeled off the shell of the salted egg on the lid of the porridge to prevent the broken shells from falling on the table. He turned his eyes to the salted egg, and his nose was full of He Chajina The scent wafting over from the side made him feel that the porridge in front of him was simply too bland.
He really didn't expect He Chaji to be able to buy white porridge. The porridge shop has almost all kinds of porridge, even some strange combinations, and he can choose the combination by himself. Most of them are good. He asked He Cha Ji went to buy porridge not necessarily because he thought of some of the varieties he wanted to drink over there. Who knew that He Chaji would buy white porridge so honestly.
The key is to buy your own food.
"Old Qiao, your mentality is wrong." He Chaji swallowed the meat in his mouth with difficulty, and began to tell Qiao Qingze in a lecturing tone. It was very rare for him to be able to teach Qiao Qingze a lesson, so he felt very happy, "A patient You have to be a patient, and you can only drink plain porridge, and I bought you a salted duck egg, which is very! Very! Very! Okay."
As he spoke, he nodded, as if affirming his own words. Qiao Qingze was a little dumbfounded by his actions. He smiled helplessly, poked the salted duck egg with a spoon, dug out a piece and put it in the porridge. Cha Ji stuffed another piece of meat into his mouth, put his hand on Qiao Qingze's shoulder nervously, and spoke vaguely: "It's not that I don't want to share troubles with you, Old Qiao, it's just that I seemed to listen to you when I was buying porridge. When God was speaking to me, he said that I was destined to eat braised pork tonight, so my feet uncontrollably took me to buy braised pork."
Qiao Qingze didn't want to speak at all. He glanced at He Chaji and took a sip of porridge slowly.
He Chaji chuckled, then stretched out his sinful chopsticks, scooped out a large piece of yolk from Qiao Qingze's salted duck egg, put it in his mouth, and stuffed another big mouthful of rice: "Oh, that restaurant The salted duck eggs are super delicious!"
Qiao Qingze: ...
He Chaji also seemed to know that it was very bad for him to bully a patient like this. He picked some cabbage that he didn't want to eat from the bowl and put it into Qiao Qingze's porridge, and sighed while doing such shameless things: "Oh, why don't you You order cabbage to add more oil and water, Baidu said that it is not suitable to eat too greasy food when you have a fever, so I won’t give you meat.”
Qiao Qingze pressed his forehead and felt that he was starting to have a headache again.
This meal was really hard for Qiao Qingze to swallow. After eating it, it only tasted like porridge, which really made people lose their appetite. Even so, he forced himself to finish the porridge.
He Chaji ate very quickly, and after he finished eating, he sat next to Qiao Qingze and stared at him. When he finished the bowl of porridge, he immediately took the bowl from Qiao Qingze's hand very graciously: "Oh, I'm going to take out the trash, Old Qiao, take good care of your illness...how about brushing your teeth and going to bed now?"
Qiao Qingze glanced at him, then shook his head slightly: "It's too early."
"It is said on Baidu that patients should drink plenty of water and sleep more." He Chaji ignored Qiao Qingze's words, helped him onto the bed, pressed him to lie down, moved a chair over to his bedside, and poured a basin of cold water. Dip it in water with a towel, wring it dry and put it on Qiao Qingze's forehead. This excited look made Qiao Qingze instantly understand why he was so excited today.
He Chaji simply regarded taking care of him as an interesting experience.
Lying on the bed, Qiao Qingze couldn't laugh or cry feeling the coldness on his forehead, while He Chaji was already happily going out to throw out the trash.
The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_I just remembered before going to bed last night that I forgot to update it... What a mess! ! !But I humbly admit my mistakes and never make any changes (<ゝω·)~☆
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