The person I have a crush on is teasing me every day
Chapter 70 Sex?blessing
After the candlelight dinner, the fireworks are over.
Qiao Li followed Yan Yicheng upstairs stiffly.
He is really super nervous!
If he hadn't read all of Lin Shan's novels, if he hadn't had many dreams of wet pants before, he would definitely not be so nervous now.
The room has been furnished.
There are no lights on, but candles are placed in every corner, forming an ambiguous atmosphere. A decorated Christmas tree is placed by the window, and there are many wrapped gift boxes underneath. There is no fireplace, and the big socks are hung On the wall, Qiao Li was written on one, and Yan Yicheng was written on the other.
Romantic, indeed romantic.
But Qiao Li was so anxious that he couldn't even hold the red wine and drink it one sip after another.
"Are you still hungry?" Yan Yicheng came over with two glasses of eggnog, "Qiao Li, try this eggnog, it has a very low alcohol content..."
Yan Yicheng was stunned when he saw Qiao Li, "Qiao Li, why did you finish drinking all the wine?"
Qiao Li looked at the empty glass in his hand, it was wine... His body suddenly softened, and he fell directly on the sofa.
Yan Yicheng had no choice but to put down the eggnog, sat on the carpet, and looked at Qiao Li with a smile.
"Don't look at me like that, okay?" Qiao Li's voice seemed to be soaked in wine, it sounded soft, and Yan Yicheng was a little drunk before drinking.
"Isn't it good to look at you more? By the way, why are you nervous? You can't tell the difference between the smell of wine?"
Alcohol made Qiao Li very honest, "Brother Yiyi, can I tell you a secret?"
"Okay."
"Actually, I saw you in a dream."
"Ah?" Yan Yicheng 囧, should he sing "I saw you in my dream, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze"...
Qiao Li buttoned the sofa listlessly, "You're too good."
Yan Yicheng: What the hell?
"You saw me washing my pants in the toilet last time..." Qiao Li's face became even redder.
Yan Yicheng quickly combined Qiao Li's unconnected words and came up with an answer.
It was Qiao Li who had an indescribable dream, that's why he caught him washing his pants that morning, and more importantly, he was in his dream!
Unexpectedly, Qiao Li became enlightened so quickly, Yan Yicheng was in full bloom, his wolf's tail twirled quickly, and he shamelessly guided the drunk Qiao Li: "Then in your dream, how did I treat you?"
"That's it……"
Five hundred words are omitted above.
Yan Yicheng touched his nose, nosebleed...
Brother Qiao Li, where did you know these poses and movements?When did you become an old driver!
Yan Yicheng hurried to stop the nosebleed, and took a hot towel to help Qiao Li wipe his face.
Qiao Li had already fallen asleep, with a calm and innocent look on his face, he had long forgotten what he just said, and slept so peacefully.
It seems that the countdown is hopeless, fortunately he has prepared a lot of surprises... Yan Yicheng carried Qiao Li to the bed, took off his coat, and lay down beside him.Feeling the heat source around him, Qiao Li rolled into his arms.
Yan Yicheng hugged him contentedly, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
On the other side, City A is also very lively.
Corey, who had a broken leg, was sitting in a wheelchair, watching Lai Hong kneeling on the ground, reaching out to fumble for something under the sofa.
Looking at the picture of pp, it's really beautiful.Corey drank a glass of wine contentedly.
Lai Hong finally took out Tolly's toy ball, completely unaware that his back and PP had been crooked several times by Corey.
Toli, wearing an antler headband, jumped up and down excitedly, waiting for Lai Hong to continue playing with him.
Lai Hong threw the ball away, but Toli didn't notice it at all, and stared at Lai Hong expectantly with his big black eyes.
"Stupid dog." Corey said coldly.
"He's not stupid." Lai Hong pointed to the lonely ball in the corner, "Go over there, Tolly, the ball is over there."
"Wow!" Toli jumped up and almost bit Lai Hong's finger.
"Stupid." Corey despised.
Lai Hong was dissatisfied: "He is not stupid!"
"I mean you are stupid." Corey handed a glass of wine to Lai Hong, "Drink a glass of eggnog."
Lai Hong took the glass, wondering, "Is this eggnog?"
"Correct."
"Where's the egg?"
"I just omitted it."
Isn't that pure wine?Lai Hong took a sip of the strong wine, and his whole body became hot.
It's hot and a little lonely...
It was Christmas Eve and Christmas, and all the beauties in the company went to the party. He wanted to follow secretly, but he was caught by the bear and forced to stay here with him.
Who wants to spend Christmas with a bear...
Looking at the bright lights outside the window, Lai Hong felt as lonely as snow.
"Honghong, it's time to exchange gifts."
"...Isn't it going to be the next day?" Lai Hong's expression was like that of a prisoner on death row, and he found a small one from the desk drawer. Looking at the packaging, he knew that it was temporarily packed, and he even used it for a while. layers of newspaper.
That's right!He really never thought about buying Mr. Xiong a Christmas present!That's why I rummaged through the corners of the house, found something that Corey shouldn't have seen, and packed it up.
They are all men, what gift to buy!
"What are you dawdling for?"
"Oh……"
Corey came to the Christmas tree in a wheelchair, pointed at all the presents, "It's all for you, open it as you like."
Lai Hong felt strange: "Aren't those empty boxes?"
Corey's icy eyes swept over Lai Hong's face, and Lai Hong shivered and sent his gift up.
Corey opened Lai Hong's gift, and there was a box of bottles with unknown words printed inside. He knew what it was, and he bought this thing.
"Ha ha."
Lai Hong shrank his neck, and said calmly and cheekily: "Well, you must like it very much, right? I have been looking for it for a long time."
"Give me ky, are you trying to imply what I'm doing to you again?"
"This is ky!?" Lai Hongteng stood up.
Corey's entire face turned black, "I bought this thing, Christmas is only once a year, and you didn't buy me a present!"
Hold the grass!Mr. Xiong, why do you sound like an angry girlfriend!
Stop thinking about it, he doesn't want a woman anymore, and he won't find a girlfriend like Mr. Xiong!
Lai Hong, one head and two big, pretended to be calm: "You also said that it is once a year, next year I will definitely prepare it for you in advance."
Corey said angrily, "Then what about this year?"
Lai Hong is on the verge of a formidable enemy, it's over, he will definitely be whipped by Corey now!
"I... I don't know..." Lai Hong really wanted to kneel down to Corey, "Then what do you think Mr. Xiong should do?"
Corey tossed the bottle of ky around, "This bottle can be used several times, how many times do you want to use tonight? Huh?"
Lai Hong wanted to cry: Ma Ma, help me!
Then, his phone actually rang.
Lai Hong grabbed the phone as if he was hugging driftwood, "Hey! Mama help me!"
The other party didn't know what to say, and Lai Hong's mood immediately changed, "It's so good, but I don't have time... Just now? I was just joking just now, don't worry about my personal safety, I am not in danger ... 555 Ma Ma I love you!"
Corey: ...
Lai Hong chatted with his mobile phone for a long time, he knew that Corey had been waiting for him to finish talking, and then he was going to mutilate his body...
So he couldn't finish the chat even more!
Just when Corey was waiting impatiently, Lai Hong's cell phone rang again.
Lai Hong: ... mb who called to tear down my station!
But Lai Hong was still very calm: "Ah, there is a phone call, Ma Ma, please wait for me, a friend called me."
Corey sneered: "Keep pretending."
"Hello? Who is it?"
"Hello, do you want to trade in stocks? We have a super good..." It turned out to be a liar.
"Is there a party looking for me tomorrow? Okay, okay."
After the liar was stunned for two seconds, he hung up the phone with a snap, and Lai Hong continued to pretend to chat on the phone. After talking with himself for more than an hour, he finally had nothing to say.
Corey had already finished his drink, his eyes were fierce, staring at Lai Hong like a piece of meat on a chopping board.
Lai Hong stretched his waist: "It's really tiring to talk on the phone, I'd better go to bed early."
"Hit! Open! Gift! Thing!"
Lai Hong quickly rushed towards the pile of presents, biting his teeth and kicking, in various ways.
One of the boxes was three sets of silk pajamas of the same style, an enlarged one, a large one and a mini one, with their three names printed on them: Corey, Honghong, Anatolyevich- Corey Lutolawski.
Lai Hong felt a little inexplicable in his heart, and continued to unpack, and there was a collar in another box.
Thriller~
It's over, it's over, Boss Xiong is definitely going to tie him up for sex!
Corey said, "That's for Tory."
The big stone in Lai Hong's heart disappeared in an instant, and he called Toli to come over, and put the collar on his neck. The collar was decorated with many jewels. As soon as people saw Toli, they knew that it must be a local tyrant.
One person and one dog had a good time, and Corey said a sentence for no reason: "Actually, you look good in it."
Lai Hong: ...
Well, it's better to pretend you didn't hear it.
Lai Hong rummaged through it, and took out a handful of pink ropes from another box. The next box was furry pink handcuffs, and the next one was actually a pink leather paddle.
"Mr. Xiong." Lai Hong was suspicious, "Could you also say these things to Toli?"
Corey looked calm: "Yes."
"rope……"
"Dog leash." Corey said calmly.
"Where are the handcuffs?" Lai Hong didn't believe it at all.
"It's for a dog leash." Corey exhaled a puff of white smoke.
"Then what about this leather racket!" Lai Hong was furious.
"Tolly just smokes a few times if he doesn't obey."
"..."
Toli spread his four legs and ran into his dog house, staring at his big black eyes, pitifully.
Lai Hong directly threw those things into the trash can.
The other gifts are actually full of things that Corey likes.
He found that Corey especially liked things like candle bath salts. Candles may be used for dripping, and bath salts are just to trick people into taking a bath...
"Honghong, change into your pajamas." Corey cast a few ambiguous looks at Lai Hong.
Lai Hong suddenly felt that his kidneys were overtired.
Qiao Li followed Yan Yicheng upstairs stiffly.
He is really super nervous!
If he hadn't read all of Lin Shan's novels, if he hadn't had many dreams of wet pants before, he would definitely not be so nervous now.
The room has been furnished.
There are no lights on, but candles are placed in every corner, forming an ambiguous atmosphere. A decorated Christmas tree is placed by the window, and there are many wrapped gift boxes underneath. There is no fireplace, and the big socks are hung On the wall, Qiao Li was written on one, and Yan Yicheng was written on the other.
Romantic, indeed romantic.
But Qiao Li was so anxious that he couldn't even hold the red wine and drink it one sip after another.
"Are you still hungry?" Yan Yicheng came over with two glasses of eggnog, "Qiao Li, try this eggnog, it has a very low alcohol content..."
Yan Yicheng was stunned when he saw Qiao Li, "Qiao Li, why did you finish drinking all the wine?"
Qiao Li looked at the empty glass in his hand, it was wine... His body suddenly softened, and he fell directly on the sofa.
Yan Yicheng had no choice but to put down the eggnog, sat on the carpet, and looked at Qiao Li with a smile.
"Don't look at me like that, okay?" Qiao Li's voice seemed to be soaked in wine, it sounded soft, and Yan Yicheng was a little drunk before drinking.
"Isn't it good to look at you more? By the way, why are you nervous? You can't tell the difference between the smell of wine?"
Alcohol made Qiao Li very honest, "Brother Yiyi, can I tell you a secret?"
"Okay."
"Actually, I saw you in a dream."
"Ah?" Yan Yicheng 囧, should he sing "I saw you in my dream, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze"...
Qiao Li buttoned the sofa listlessly, "You're too good."
Yan Yicheng: What the hell?
"You saw me washing my pants in the toilet last time..." Qiao Li's face became even redder.
Yan Yicheng quickly combined Qiao Li's unconnected words and came up with an answer.
It was Qiao Li who had an indescribable dream, that's why he caught him washing his pants that morning, and more importantly, he was in his dream!
Unexpectedly, Qiao Li became enlightened so quickly, Yan Yicheng was in full bloom, his wolf's tail twirled quickly, and he shamelessly guided the drunk Qiao Li: "Then in your dream, how did I treat you?"
"That's it……"
Five hundred words are omitted above.
Yan Yicheng touched his nose, nosebleed...
Brother Qiao Li, where did you know these poses and movements?When did you become an old driver!
Yan Yicheng hurried to stop the nosebleed, and took a hot towel to help Qiao Li wipe his face.
Qiao Li had already fallen asleep, with a calm and innocent look on his face, he had long forgotten what he just said, and slept so peacefully.
It seems that the countdown is hopeless, fortunately he has prepared a lot of surprises... Yan Yicheng carried Qiao Li to the bed, took off his coat, and lay down beside him.Feeling the heat source around him, Qiao Li rolled into his arms.
Yan Yicheng hugged him contentedly, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
On the other side, City A is also very lively.
Corey, who had a broken leg, was sitting in a wheelchair, watching Lai Hong kneeling on the ground, reaching out to fumble for something under the sofa.
Looking at the picture of pp, it's really beautiful.Corey drank a glass of wine contentedly.
Lai Hong finally took out Tolly's toy ball, completely unaware that his back and PP had been crooked several times by Corey.
Toli, wearing an antler headband, jumped up and down excitedly, waiting for Lai Hong to continue playing with him.
Lai Hong threw the ball away, but Toli didn't notice it at all, and stared at Lai Hong expectantly with his big black eyes.
"Stupid dog." Corey said coldly.
"He's not stupid." Lai Hong pointed to the lonely ball in the corner, "Go over there, Tolly, the ball is over there."
"Wow!" Toli jumped up and almost bit Lai Hong's finger.
"Stupid." Corey despised.
Lai Hong was dissatisfied: "He is not stupid!"
"I mean you are stupid." Corey handed a glass of wine to Lai Hong, "Drink a glass of eggnog."
Lai Hong took the glass, wondering, "Is this eggnog?"
"Correct."
"Where's the egg?"
"I just omitted it."
Isn't that pure wine?Lai Hong took a sip of the strong wine, and his whole body became hot.
It's hot and a little lonely...
It was Christmas Eve and Christmas, and all the beauties in the company went to the party. He wanted to follow secretly, but he was caught by the bear and forced to stay here with him.
Who wants to spend Christmas with a bear...
Looking at the bright lights outside the window, Lai Hong felt as lonely as snow.
"Honghong, it's time to exchange gifts."
"...Isn't it going to be the next day?" Lai Hong's expression was like that of a prisoner on death row, and he found a small one from the desk drawer. Looking at the packaging, he knew that it was temporarily packed, and he even used it for a while. layers of newspaper.
That's right!He really never thought about buying Mr. Xiong a Christmas present!That's why I rummaged through the corners of the house, found something that Corey shouldn't have seen, and packed it up.
They are all men, what gift to buy!
"What are you dawdling for?"
"Oh……"
Corey came to the Christmas tree in a wheelchair, pointed at all the presents, "It's all for you, open it as you like."
Lai Hong felt strange: "Aren't those empty boxes?"
Corey's icy eyes swept over Lai Hong's face, and Lai Hong shivered and sent his gift up.
Corey opened Lai Hong's gift, and there was a box of bottles with unknown words printed inside. He knew what it was, and he bought this thing.
"Ha ha."
Lai Hong shrank his neck, and said calmly and cheekily: "Well, you must like it very much, right? I have been looking for it for a long time."
"Give me ky, are you trying to imply what I'm doing to you again?"
"This is ky!?" Lai Hongteng stood up.
Corey's entire face turned black, "I bought this thing, Christmas is only once a year, and you didn't buy me a present!"
Hold the grass!Mr. Xiong, why do you sound like an angry girlfriend!
Stop thinking about it, he doesn't want a woman anymore, and he won't find a girlfriend like Mr. Xiong!
Lai Hong, one head and two big, pretended to be calm: "You also said that it is once a year, next year I will definitely prepare it for you in advance."
Corey said angrily, "Then what about this year?"
Lai Hong is on the verge of a formidable enemy, it's over, he will definitely be whipped by Corey now!
"I... I don't know..." Lai Hong really wanted to kneel down to Corey, "Then what do you think Mr. Xiong should do?"
Corey tossed the bottle of ky around, "This bottle can be used several times, how many times do you want to use tonight? Huh?"
Lai Hong wanted to cry: Ma Ma, help me!
Then, his phone actually rang.
Lai Hong grabbed the phone as if he was hugging driftwood, "Hey! Mama help me!"
The other party didn't know what to say, and Lai Hong's mood immediately changed, "It's so good, but I don't have time... Just now? I was just joking just now, don't worry about my personal safety, I am not in danger ... 555 Ma Ma I love you!"
Corey: ...
Lai Hong chatted with his mobile phone for a long time, he knew that Corey had been waiting for him to finish talking, and then he was going to mutilate his body...
So he couldn't finish the chat even more!
Just when Corey was waiting impatiently, Lai Hong's cell phone rang again.
Lai Hong: ... mb who called to tear down my station!
But Lai Hong was still very calm: "Ah, there is a phone call, Ma Ma, please wait for me, a friend called me."
Corey sneered: "Keep pretending."
"Hello? Who is it?"
"Hello, do you want to trade in stocks? We have a super good..." It turned out to be a liar.
"Is there a party looking for me tomorrow? Okay, okay."
After the liar was stunned for two seconds, he hung up the phone with a snap, and Lai Hong continued to pretend to chat on the phone. After talking with himself for more than an hour, he finally had nothing to say.
Corey had already finished his drink, his eyes were fierce, staring at Lai Hong like a piece of meat on a chopping board.
Lai Hong stretched his waist: "It's really tiring to talk on the phone, I'd better go to bed early."
"Hit! Open! Gift! Thing!"
Lai Hong quickly rushed towards the pile of presents, biting his teeth and kicking, in various ways.
One of the boxes was three sets of silk pajamas of the same style, an enlarged one, a large one and a mini one, with their three names printed on them: Corey, Honghong, Anatolyevich- Corey Lutolawski.
Lai Hong felt a little inexplicable in his heart, and continued to unpack, and there was a collar in another box.
Thriller~
It's over, it's over, Boss Xiong is definitely going to tie him up for sex!
Corey said, "That's for Tory."
The big stone in Lai Hong's heart disappeared in an instant, and he called Toli to come over, and put the collar on his neck. The collar was decorated with many jewels. As soon as people saw Toli, they knew that it must be a local tyrant.
One person and one dog had a good time, and Corey said a sentence for no reason: "Actually, you look good in it."
Lai Hong: ...
Well, it's better to pretend you didn't hear it.
Lai Hong rummaged through it, and took out a handful of pink ropes from another box. The next box was furry pink handcuffs, and the next one was actually a pink leather paddle.
"Mr. Xiong." Lai Hong was suspicious, "Could you also say these things to Toli?"
Corey looked calm: "Yes."
"rope……"
"Dog leash." Corey said calmly.
"Where are the handcuffs?" Lai Hong didn't believe it at all.
"It's for a dog leash." Corey exhaled a puff of white smoke.
"Then what about this leather racket!" Lai Hong was furious.
"Tolly just smokes a few times if he doesn't obey."
"..."
Toli spread his four legs and ran into his dog house, staring at his big black eyes, pitifully.
Lai Hong directly threw those things into the trash can.
The other gifts are actually full of things that Corey likes.
He found that Corey especially liked things like candle bath salts. Candles may be used for dripping, and bath salts are just to trick people into taking a bath...
"Honghong, change into your pajamas." Corey cast a few ambiguous looks at Lai Hong.
Lai Hong suddenly felt that his kidneys were overtired.
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