After rebirth, I still can't get rid of the boss

Su Qu and Jin Chi were on the verge of death and came back alive. After a lesson, the two of them seemed to have escaped from death.

Absolutely no lie, the two of them had a class that was harder than fighting in bed for seven days and nights.

After finally going back, I wanted to soak my feet to feel comfortable, but when I went in, I saw Gu Mingyue. When Gu Mingyue came, she brought a lot of things. Now she is drinking tea on the sofa, waiting for the two of them to come back. Now seeing the two of them coming back, they excitedly put down their teacups and walked towards Su Qu: "Ahh! Baby Qu! Why did such a big thing happen, and I didn't tell my mother about it."

Su Qu was a little stunned when he was picked up, and didn't know what happened to him.

"Mom, what happened to me?"

When Gu Mingyue heard his words, he felt that he pointed his finger at the tip of his nose mischievously: "Are you still planning to hide it from mom? Don't think I don't know you are pregnant. Are you planning to surprise me? There are three Is it [-] months? Indeed, if you don't have [-] months, don't mess around

Say. "

Su Qu: "??? He may not have been there for three days. When did I get pregnant? It doesn't matter."

When Gu Mingyue heard this, she squinted her eyes and looked at him, unwilling to believe him: "Impossible, you can fool others, absolutely impossible to fool me, Mom! I know you are pregnant. And you don't look like you are pregnant. Look, I’m from here. I was the same as you when I was pregnant, and now I’ve gained a whole circle of fat, and your face has gained a lot of fat! You can see that your double chin has come out, and your waist has gained a lot of weight. All the way around, your belly just got bigger, didn't you? And your ass..."

The more Gu Mingyue talked, the happier he patted his buttocks: "Your buttocks are already big. It's a full circle. It doesn't look like you're pregnant. Pregnant people are like you. I'm so excited. You I just want to hide it from my mother, and I will give me a surprise, right? Then I know that your belly must not be three months old. "

Su Qu: "..."

I really want to cry, Auntie's associative ability is too strong, he is not even pregnant.

"No, auntie, I'm really not pregnant. The main reason is that I'm a man. How can a man be pregnant?"

Gu Mingyue happily pulled him to the sofa beside him and said, "Baby, let's sit and talk slowly, you don't have to lie to auntie, auntie knows you must be pregnant, you're just too embarrassed to say It's okay, Auntie knows. Don't worry, Auntie won't gossip around. Besides, how can it be impossible for a man to get pregnant? The world is full of wonders, and I read the news before saying that there are men who gave birth to twins abroad."

After Gu Mingyue finished speaking, she gave him the bird's nest, shark's fin, and some anti-fetal medicine supplements: "Auntie bought it for you specially. Auntie used to eat these when she was pregnant. These are very nourishing. You just need to eat enough If you are nourished, the child in your stomach will be nourished, and you will give birth to twins."

Su Qu wanted to struggle at first, but seeing his aunt's wishful thinking, he had no choice but to hold his stomach, thinking that he was pregnant, "Thank you, auntie, I will definitely give birth to a healthy twin for you."

Gu Mingyue was happy when she heard this, touched his belly and said: "Your belly is so big, you can definitely give birth to dragon and phoenix twins."

Su Qu: "..."

Hey, has fat affected the appearance of the city so much?The fat is already big and pregnant, he wants to lose weight, he must lose weight, and he can't let the fat affect his good looks!

He is a handsome boy! ! !